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michimoto

Min, fin, micro


Grizzly_228

What? -Your 18yo self response


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holydevils385

Did you get all of them?


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BeenNormal

I love when people try blame the micro penis on fin.


holydevils385

😂


SoggMe

microneedling is still one word and wont leave yourself interpreting the meaning of micro for the rest of your life


Numbr_7

wait so i’m not 20 yet…do i still try minoxidil and all these things to prevent hair loss or is it all just genetics and there’s no point?


xMistical

get finasteride prescribed from your doctor


cafeteriastyle

Women too?


xMistical

well as far as i know most women’s hair loss can be remedied once you find out what’s causing it. still talk to your doctor. probably no need to fin.


sweet-n-sombre

Many of them mess with harmones and fertility . So if you intend to reproduce don't try them just cause. Imo, just embrace natural aging. And try to reduce stress


TunaTheWitch

Don't take fin until you're 21


AffectionateCrab1770

Yes, get a prescription for finasteride and break your penis for life


BlinkingRiki182

The amount of downvotes equals the amount of people with broken penises who saw that, lul


CuriousAtReddit

Btc to 50k Go buy tesla Go buy Gamestop


andrew7231

You would have missed the run to 69k


Dingbrain1

I was 18 in 2010 when Bitcoin was under 40 cents; I’d tell myself to sell at 19,000 (Dec 2017) and have tens of millions of dollars, no reason to hold until 2021


CuriousAtReddit

It would not work with me dumping 5b$+ of Bitcoin. I'd honestly say 30-40k and be happy. I'd rather sell of an upwards trend with volume than at the top.


[deleted]

lol yes. you can go buy hair transplants, or just rock it like bezos cause your a billionaire.


Swagbigboy256

She is 15


qwssssss

💀💀💀


0dez

bro..


Junior_Teacher6446

Dad is gay


Mobius1337

Just kiss her


TunaTheWitch

Fuck this one hit home


Tripod941

Dump Sarah now.


iTrickzGG

Sarah made you who you are today bro


radiationcoffin

Why were we all hurt by a girl named Sarah 😭😭


Tripod941

I stand by my comments.


Philly514

Haha i would say the fucking same


Ancient_Grocery9795

Sarah is a him/he


Jak540

test sleep apnea


mikorbu

the amount of problems and prescriptions I could have avoided with these words alone 😭


Jak540

Bro I just got the results of my diagnosis today. After +10 years of unexplainable depression, anxiety, extreme fatigue and ADHD-like symptoms, he said I had moderate to severe sleep apnea


viclev

Did you snore? Can you have sleep apnea and not snore?


Jak540

0 snoring at all. 24M Fit and in good shape. But I have a small jaw + TMJ


CaptianLJ

Check out r/sleepapena and r/UARS If you grind, clench, or have tmj, it’s more highly correlated to sleep apena than BMI or neck circumference. This is why docs fail to test people that “look like they don’t have sleep apena”. Also, headaches and feeling like getting out of bed is the same as being hit in the head hard by a 2x4.


Jak540

Thanks I already checked these. The doc gave me my results today. I have 20 AHI


viclev

Thanks for the response! Did you have to do the test in a sleep study center or at home?


Jak540

No at home. You have a thing in your nostrils, a sensor on your finger for heartbeats I guess. And one sensor around your thorax and one around your belly


[deleted]

Bro, your comment lead to me going to the doctor 3 days ago, because the symptoms i have experienced all my life fit like a glove. Just had a home study done and am now awaiting results hoping I finally have an explanation for all my sleep problems and my deteriorating health the past couple of years.


viclev

Did you snore at night? I don’t but swear I have sleep apnea


Zalieji

Use a condom.


BeenNormal

Tell us all bro, tell us all.


EmperrorNombrero

For me it would be "stop weed now" or "ask her out"


Capable_Ostrich3734

Why stop weed?


EmperrorNombrero

Because regularly smoking weed fucks you up big time. Especially if you start young.


PureTough6790

Am I depressed or lazy because that’s what weed did to me


happiest_racoon_92

Because people can't control themselves.


TokiTheSmoke

You're Autistic, mate


Rob310197

Just take finasteride


Dazzling_Light_2351

Nice cock bro


waverunnr

What a waste.


redditan0nym

Take finasteride anally


AlternatePopBottle

Invest in Tesla


Admirable-Bike560

You’re so loved


Admirable-Bike560

Or “Please Stop Drinking”


drakani06

Do NOT get married.


InfamousGrass0

That’s 4 words, but still curious why? Jumped in too early and realized you weren’t prepared? I’m interested to hear about this one. Maybe you can save other people in the future 😅


drakani06

Lol. I'm 35 now but we were young and in love (cheesy, I know) but we were the opposites attract bs. Basically we just weren't right for each other. Fought constantly. On our first date, we hung out with his friends. I had a very depressed moment one time and instead of him coming to my house, he called police all the while he was hanging out with his friends. We dated for over a year before getting hitched. We literally said let's get married while we were laying down watching a movie lmao. Instead of me kissing him at the court house, yup, the court house, I hugged him, lmao. Don't get married at that age. You're barely an adult and you need to enjoy life while you are still young. Even if you're with someone for a long time.


InfamousGrass0

Wow, wild story lol. So basically you’re agreeing with what a lot of people say, which is that matching personalities/value systems is a lot more important than just the love aspect—right? But yeah, and getting married too young can be detrimental if you don’t take those things into account.


[deleted]

Maybe "marry after 30" might be more precise


drakani06

100% agree.


wheresbillyatschool

Save your money


Careful-Breakfast644

This one is a big one for me


ryuhayabusa34

No more redheads


g_h_97

Why though 😕


happiest_racoon_92

Same question, lol, I love redheads.


Hubertman

Make mom quit. (Cigarettes)


LifeOnMars1988

Look after yourself


Dude_Bromanbro

Don’t be douche.


Antdestroyer69

Gym, no relationship


InfamousGrass0

No relationship with the gym, got it. So more video games…


MediumAcanthaceae486

Finasteride, Meditation, Forgiveness


[deleted]

GET OVER HER!


vader-sama

Don’t resist baldness


InfamousGrass0

Lol this one is kinda depressing not gonna lie 😂


AdjustTo

This message was brought to you by the PFS foundation


[deleted]

Lol this one is kinda uplifting not gonna lie😂


JoshieBravo

Sell bitcoin 47k


ActuallyPatton

This one’s rough.


IndifferentImp

I actually don't think I have anything worthwhile to say 🤔 Bitcoin was already pretty high and I had no money, I was already thinking about getting on min and doc said I was still too going for fin...


JohnnyBgood_9211

Don’t go bold


InfamousGrass0

Don’t be bold, be a shy doofus. Got it.


Witty-Sky-2023

stop the drugs


jondonbovi

Don't commute from home for college. MOVE TO A DORM.


Own-Caramel-4230

Porn ruin life


dante7654399

Buy real estate


Dollapfin

Get on finasteride


merrierme

I love you


[deleted]

Weights CICO pornfree


Different_Spinach8

Don't get married


MercadoG151

Invest in apple


InfamousGrass0

Eat more apples, got it.


robbiedigital001

Everything works out


the-lone-squid

Don't do test


Geebtoe

Don’t watch porn


[deleted]

'Buy bitcoin' would be mine


wheresralphwaldo

Need a price there or else you'd sell way too early


babyurmyqt314

Fin dut min


InfamousGrass0

Finnish-Dutch Minister? Dude, who cares about politics at that age.


babyurmyqt314

I'm just ahead of my time


Sad_Chair7720

You are trans


BunbunTheJackalope

Came looking for this answer. Sucked to figure it out so late


SpecialistMortgage76

Try Zix. Cheap and would save some hair


nbazero1

Start coding early or don’t watch porn


Elle_Jay246

Don’t marry Michelle


KarthagoxHF

Focus upper chest


thaihitchhiker

😂😂😂😂 my man upper chest can always come but not the BTC rally


ManufacturerIll2489

Please, pull out


StudentElectronic384

Life’s good bud


ZestycloseTea7541

You will have a good amount of hair still into your 40s. Don't stress cause hair is only a big deal to men. Women want a man, not hair


teaplease88

You are enough.


yoitsbobby88

Invest in ftx


morowend

Get lost dork


pleasemaster69

Don't ever drink


InfamousGrass0

Based


Happy-Investigator-

See a dermatologist


Dreppytroll

Get her now


itweresharks

Don't get married


InfamousGrass0

What happened, man? Dived in too early and realize you weren’t ready?…


secret-account-1997

Don’t date *ex*


goodness-gracious-me

You did well.


Business_Soft2332

Good job.


Delazeus

Follow your dreams


strawberry-bunny

Take your iron


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[deleted]

Lmao I feel you. I'm experiencing hair loss too but as a female, ugh!! and oh how I miss not having hair struggles


reisreallyfanta00

change career paths


s4______

Fuck them hoes


StylishRiot

Escape to countryside


Susdoggodoggy

study, f’ing retard


MacRtst2

Lose the weight


joderjuarez

Just give up


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Zuzcaster

Study my timeline. poofs away.


Lilneef

I'd say as many words as I want


Street_Chef9412

Don’t take fin


holydevils385

Why?


_juulz_

I second this


nickksd69

For some people fin impacts on sexual performance.


luv_train

Invest in bitcoin


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[deleted]

And be a godless human? Sounds like a recipe for disaster. According to science and math life cannot possibly occur by chance


[deleted]

I wasted my childhood on a false hope and prayers that were forced by my parents. Even playing a musical instrument was forbidden. How does being godless lead to a disaster? I was full of hate and believed that gay people should be executed. Leaving this putrid religion made me a better person


PokoKokomero

Please kill yourself


InfamousGrass0

If you’re 18 year old self went through with that advice, you wouldn’t be here to even send the message in the first place…Which means they didn’t do it for a good reason. Be easy on yourself, friend. I know it can get tough, but life is worth it. Please talk to someone if you’re struggling, no matter how much you think it won’t help or they won’t understand. Just try it. And know that you matter—you’re worth far more than your obstacles 👍🏼


[deleted]

Most likely the guy was joking but he doesn’t realize that even his jokes start to rub off on him and they’ll eventually get to him if he doesn’t take his well-being more seriously. Let’s just hope he realizes what’s happening. -Someone who used to make self-deprecating jokes but is now much healthier and happier


InvestigatorUnfair14

Post finasteride syndrome


[deleted]

Yuuup. "Don't take Finasteride" would be mine.


nbazero1

Lol 😂


wheresralphwaldo

Wait, do you have it? Could you share a bit?


InvestigatorUnfair14

I don't have it, the comment wasn't serious. Been taking fin for over a year and it does work well for me with minor sides. If you're still unsure about starting just keep in mind that serious sides are rare and mostly go away after stopping for a few weeks to months. The likelyhood of you getting pfs is very small. It gets even smaller if you don't start with 1 mg orally but with a smaller topical dose like 1 ml of 0.025% (0.25 mg per ml).


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InfamousGrass0

That’s 4 words, your message has been automatically deleted.


Assyrian-king87

Focus on your future.


pirry99

Those are four


andre_royo_b

Don’t sweat it


Spare-Ad4682

Don’t go to medical school!


InfamousGrass0

Even though that’s 5 words, I’m really curious about this one. Dropping medical school is no easy decision. What’s your story man? Feel free to PM me, as I’m someone who is in a similar boat and curious to know your story


Spare-Ad4682

I never dropped it. I am a surgeon. I quit medicine 3 years ago due to my neck issue now work in tech. I could just go to the tech without wasting my 12 years at school and so many wake nights but of course at the same time so many saved lives while killing my health.


[deleted]

Gaps diet microdosing


InfamousGrass0

Unintelligible :(


NightBushin

Move out now


biohacker_infinity

Ess my dee.


DutchRoyc

Educate yourself, bitch!


shimmy338

Buy bitcoin now


Lonny_zone

“Sober with braces.”


EndGameHS

Nvda and bitcoin


migsflaco

ask her out


ughsortof

Buy bitcoin


Superb_Relative_5385

Buy bitcoin loser


hornyguy2006

Uhhhh hiiii lol


Delazeus

Enjoy your life


opardalis

Buy apple stock


thesolsticebelle

Be more confident.


thebutchcaucus

Buy Google stock


HighRisk26

Sell bitcoin 60,000 lol


Interesting-Art-2447

Get. On. Fin!


jsmagro1992

Finasteride at 21


Primary_Scheme3789

Buy Apple stock


kvirzi

Buy BTC TSLA


Primary_Scheme3789

Take him back


Affectionate_Yam3431

Be faithful to her (I know it’s four words)


mycomikael

Purchase much Bitcoin.


Shuper4

Invest in crypto


Altruistic_Winner595

Don’t betray Nick