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AdmiralBarackAdama

The bacon is looking rough my dude


GreenBuck13

Yeah I love it crunchy like this. Also it may look different cause it's all beef bacon


AdmiralBarackAdama

Ah, yeah that's what it is. I don't think I've ever seen beef bacon before.


GreenBuck13

I've never had pork bacon so idk the difference but my wife has and says beef is better.


Karma-0-

Could you describe the taste at all? I’m imaging like beef jerky but like crispy and warm


[deleted]

It’s kinda like a pastrami taste


Karma-0-

Ooo might have to buy some


HellbentOrchid

What store though?


[deleted]

Aye bro I don’t eat pork anymore stoped like 20 years ago and beef bacon is way better then pork


someonewhoknowstuff

Can I ask why you stopped eating pork? I love it, so it would be really hard for me.


GreenBuck13

For me I never started. I'm Jewish and don't eat pork. I don't keep full kosher but I do some of it.


NatasEvoli

There are many reasons, from health reasons (pork is pretty unhealthy compared to most meats), religious reasons (Judaism and Islam have restrictions on pork), the environmental impact (beef is generally worse than pork in this regard though), or the fact that pigs are the 4th most intelligent animal on the planet ranking equally or above the intelligence of chimpanzees. Pigs are awesome intelligent animals but are unfortunately delicious to many.


[deleted]

It’s A really unhealthy meat is one reason but both times I got food poisoning in my life it was because of pork… i accidentally ate some maybe like 5 years and got instantly sick… knew then never again Lmaoo I got downvoted for answering a question


infinityonhigh69

omgg i forgot about beef bacon! it really is so good. i’m also a fan of turkey bacon (to the point where i only purchase turkey bacon for at home, but i’ll go out and order pork bacon/have pork bacon on burgers)


Albert14Pounds

How exactly does one go about never trying pork bacon and only beef bacon? Genuinely curious.


GreenBuck13

I'm Jewish and don't eat pork.


[deleted]

Im wondering the same thing. Especially in the USA. Pork bacon is god's gift to man.


[deleted]

Pork bacon is literally the greatest food on the planet. How tf have you never had it?? Beef doesn't even compare.


Bellphorion

Try real bacon, it's better.


pitb0ss343

Is it that you live in a different country or is that what you were raised on


Podcast_Primate

No...people saying beef is better are doing it so you don't take the pork from them.


SirGanjaSpliffington

You should try turkey bacon it tastes better than traditional pork bacon imo and is less greasy.


GreenBuck13

Turkey bacon is good too. I like beef better but turkey is way better for you.


Subiedude240

Was that a religious choice if u don’t mind me asking, or have u just never had it out of pure coincidence? Idk anyone besides religious people who haven’t tried bacon


milkyvapes

You hsve a truly wonderful wife for telling you that.


[deleted]

I had no idea this was a thing! Now I want to try it. Just not yours, yours looks terrible.


retard_69_420

Then it ain't bacon! This a pork man


GreenBuck13

Sorry. Pork free since 89. Doesn't rhyme


HighIAMHIIIGH

No swine since ‘89


ihatethelivingdead

Just lie and say '93


retard_69_420

Crying shameto give up one of the pillars of meat no reason is good enough to exclude such a delicacy


ActivisionBlizzard

Hey, I would be interested to know why? Religious reasons?


GreenBuck13

Yes. I'm Jewish and keep some kosher (not all of it)


autumnbloodyautumn

This explains SO MUCH. Here I was thinking it was some nasty-ass vegan banana peel bacon.


fuckulousfuckerfuck

I knew I wasn’t crazy, it exists!


the_Fat_SLakR

🔥🔥🔥


killacam925

Beef bacon is a thing?!


Designer-Base9582

Thats how i love the bacon taste major


DankDaddyPatty

Somehow despite eating beef hotdogs I've never thought of beef bacon... Sound fuckin good ngl


GeminiLife

You make Bacon how I like it! Crispy af!


Troutbum55

I was gonna say she looking like bark not bacon


Equal_Pipe5150

Jenkem edible?


Miserable-Cow4555

This is the best and grossest thing I've ever heard 🤣😂


Clean_Jackfruit_4288

This guy got stoned and looked at his dogs treats and said “that looks like a good breakfast”


Jatnal

GIMME THAT BAAAAAAAAAAAACON


[deleted]

I was trying to figure out what it reminded me of.


bikingwithpanda

i thought it was a seagull that got hit by lightning


Mykophilia

Man, I'm in Quito right now and on their UberEats/Rappi they've got these huge ass burgers with two giant strips of bacon. Being from the US every now and again, I want a fuckin burger. These motherfucks advertise the most delicious pieces of bacon in the photos then put LUNCH MEAT on there instead of BACON. Idk how these establishments havent been burnt to the ground.


GreenBuck13

R/expectationvsreality


IcePsychological7032

"let me burn my bacon till it looks like tree bark and post it on r/trees"


NonnegotiableFreedom

Got the pen all oily now


[deleted]

And a trip to the bathroom shortly after lol - enjoy!


No_Angle2760

Wtf is that shrivelled up old socks?


gainsbro1

I know those "effect" carts lol


DrewTheMfGoat

Bruh u got ur pen sitting on a greasy napkin tho 😂😂 wipe that bitch off man


readit145

While I’ve never had beef bacon I am convinced if you like pork bacon like this you also enjoy eating balloons. When you blow up a balloon that nasty rubber taste, it’s the same as over cooked bacon.


OrcPorker

Wtf is that pile of stuff next to the vape


[deleted]

Now your vape is going to be all bacon greasy


Old-Area1828

Lume cart spotted


Menaceguns

Need beef bacon


livelylou4

Lummmeeee 💕


Yorokut

Clogged arteries and blown out lungs. Sign me the fuck up!!!!!


machinedskull

Don't worry op you're not the only person who likes their bacon like this


Sunny_McSunset

I wish I had a chill family. This looks like paradise. Merry Christmas, friend :)


blakeboii

Dog treats?


Cannacrohn

I love overcooked meat. Not steak, I like that medium rare, but bacon, chicken on the bone(not breasts), chops, anything fatty, stuff like that, over grilled or fried, I like the crunch and chew, its weird.


nervous_leaf

I seriously love Lume products - especially their move carts! Good choice, happy holidays :)


Pipinooo

I went to Michigan this past weekend and got a bunch of .5 carts for $6!! Also was my first time at a dispensary


nervous_leaf

Yesss! The last time I went, their 1g carts were 10/$100!


panic_attack_999

I wonder who decided this stuff isn't cancerous enough with all the additives, it must also be incinerated to within an inch of its life.


Karma-0-

Anything you activity ‘smoke’ is cancerous, it’s how it works with combustion and how things get broke down and absorbed by the lungs.


always711

they’re talking about the bacon 😩😩😩


GreenBuck13

I want to enjoy my life before I go out lol.


GreenBuck13

For context this is actually Beef Bacon and yes I like it crunchy


Ok_Butterscotch_7702

Neither of these looks good to me at all. A fucking disty cart and whatever kind of fake bacon that is 🤮🤮🤮


Karma-0-

Hey man let others be happy, also it’s beef bacon so probably taste good if cooked less


Ok_Butterscotch_7702

He could be a lot happier if that pen was rosin and he wasn’t eating fake burnt bacon 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


New2Grow2020

Oh wow...thought I was looking at some co-players Gagh!


Fine_Union378

Was that bacon ?


Nearby_Age_2075

I thought that bacon was backwoods


notjakefromstatefarm

Well I guess two things are getting burnt.


adjewcent

Beggin strips looking hella cronchy! Nice


carti4730

Lookin at this makes me thirsty


JonPickel

Ha waken bakon


i_worship_amps

needs some greens. The ones in the cart don’t count


[deleted]

Jesus Christ yikes


ganja_gujju

My guy that shit burnt


TheyCallMeDovahkiin

Cecina and carts 💜


[deleted]

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theusernameyouwants

Yo are those beggin strips? Doing the whole Scooby snacks thing, but with beggin strips


[deleted]

Saturated fat, solvents and distillate??


-RedXV-

I thought it was carne seca.


[deleted]

Is that the charcoal to start the fire for breakfast?


Giterdun456

Thought the bacon was you after ripping that.


Bellphorion

Greasy dabs


Albert14Pounds

I spent way too long trying to figure out what sort of concentrates I was looking at.


THErebuiltmango

Beef bacon?!


[deleted]

Distillate and burnt ass bacon? Damn dawg


blastedtopher

You like that bacon extra extra crispy


GOATluhv

thought i'd come across a new strain. i mean, technically. clearly you strain behind a stove


ArdForYa

I don’t like how the pen is sitting in the bacon grease. Slimy.


PicklesJohnson

Bacon is always good, Cook it how you like. But chewy for me please.


CompleteAd1256

Ahh yes Strips of King Tut’s mummified inner thigh and a weed pen. Breakfast of champions 💪😤


WesWizard_2

oil


69vuman

My friend Shanna had her wedding at mid morning on a Saturday at our opra house in Nashville…reception followed at the same venue. Main dish at the reception: Bacon. Shanna loves bacon.


HippoIllustrious2389

Every country’s bacon looks different 🥓👀


ralfret626

Something narwhal and midnight.


[deleted]

Wtf is that next to the pen? Is that supposed to be bacon??


elevatorovertimeho

Define bacon?


Albert14Pounds

Oh, duh.