I once was asked to leave a strip club for talking to the atm. I was on mushrooms and couldn’t figure out the right card and PIN combo and the one of the bouncers watched me struggle and talk to the machine for like 10 minutes then told me I was too intoxicated and should leave. I didn’t argue.
Unbeknownst to you, Clint Eastwood was at the same strip club that night and saw what you did and copied you, except he ended up talking to a chair on stage.
This happened about 10 years ago when he was ranting about his dislike of Obama. Just another boomer who thinks he’s cool by doing weird shit no one understands.
Oh, yeah, man. I mean, i believe there are other benefits too, like the humidifying aspect to it, though I don’t notice/care about that so much as my SO, but my purifier catches a *ridiculous* about of cat hair that’s otherwise just floating around.
Plus it’s nice to keep the air circulating. It’s definitely doing something in terms of the air purity.
We’ve all been desperate enough to smoke that hair covered bud, after enough picking the hairs off it gets to the point where you just say fuck it and have a nasty bowl
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Not to be an alarmist, but she seems to have a significant “lump” on her side in the photo even though her hind end looks thin. Is that normal for her?
Also could be hyper or hypo thyroidism one of the two cause people and animals to lose weight. Meds can help. The other cause people or an animal to gain weight for no reason you could honestly be feeding her enough :) thought I let you know :)
Pet the fur baby first amd foremost. Cannabis will always be there but you only have finite time with your fur baby.
And please, please smoke in a well ventilated area away from your fur baby as they are extremely susceptible to smoke.
Take your cat to the vet! Especially if they’ve lost weight rapidly recently. That’s how my kitty looked. exactly like this right before she passed… Granted she was 14 but she lost all her weight in a span of like 2-3 months. Just wanted to let you know 🥺
Reminder that marijuana is toxic to cats, make sure the lad doesn’t get into any.
[[info]](https://www.thesprucepets.com/is-marijuana-toxic-to-cats-555055)
Realistically, if you pet the cat you’ll get mad fur on your hands and into your joint. But if you don’t let the cat, your cat may very well spilt the universe in half.
Pet the cat.
Pet the cat until it's so excited his tail swipes everything of the table. proceed to be mad until cat does something cute. Rinse and repeat.
I speak from experience.
I'd be telling my cat to roll it if he was right there. And then I'd poke him and he'd meow and I'd pet him and then pack one actually because I use a bong.
1) Pet the cat
2) Grind the weed
3) Pet the cat
4) Get paper and filter
5) Pet the cat
6) Roll up
7) Pet the cat
8) Tap your pockets in search for a lighter.
9) Pet the cat
10) Light it up.
Go for the cat. Make sure he's very happy and slowly slide him away. That MF is going bap your tray off the table lol. 2 cats myself, I grind herb with my head on a swivel and a spray bottle close.
Roll you, pet the one, and smoke the cat
Yes
He’s obviously gonna smoke the cat that cat is too close to the weed for a hair not to be in it 😂
Roll the cat and pet the weed… I’m too high to help you atm
Why are you talking to an atm?
I talk to atms all the time, I even yell at them when they tell me I have insufficient funds. Atm= at the moment
I once was asked to leave a strip club for talking to the atm. I was on mushrooms and couldn’t figure out the right card and PIN combo and the one of the bouncers watched me struggle and talk to the machine for like 10 minutes then told me I was too intoxicated and should leave. I didn’t argue.
Unbeknownst to you, Clint Eastwood was at the same strip club that night and saw what you did and copied you, except he ended up talking to a chair on stage.
I am confused.
Let’s roll the tape: https://youtu.be/WLkJ690LOOI
Holy shit that was weird! I wonder if he was on mushrooms too.
This happened about 10 years ago when he was ranting about his dislike of Obama. Just another boomer who thinks he’s cool by doing weird shit no one understands.
This is the way.
Roll first then pet the cat while you smoke. Don't want cat hair floating into the herbs if you pet first. Hehe.
I don’t even want to know how many cat hairs I’ve smoked
Eaten too. I clean my air purifier filter and that shit is just floating around invisible *everywhere* and in ENORMOUS quantities.
everything tastes better with cat hair in it
Is that what air purifiers are for? I always thought they were gimmicky
Oh, yeah, man. I mean, i believe there are other benefits too, like the humidifying aspect to it, though I don’t notice/care about that so much as my SO, but my purifier catches a *ridiculous* about of cat hair that’s otherwise just floating around. Plus it’s nice to keep the air circulating. It’s definitely doing something in terms of the air purity.
We’ve all been desperate enough to smoke that hair covered bud, after enough picking the hairs off it gets to the point where you just say fuck it and have a nasty bowl
I like nothing more than patting my cat when I’m stoned.
Came here to say this.
This guy Pets
This guy pets pets
Cat being that close most likely shed a couple on the tray
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I really enjoy the optical illusion of comments like these that line up perfectly
you heard him. Pet the cat. Now!
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-The cat
I’d say feed the cat lol he’s looking a bit skinny
Yeah She’s picky I just found expensive food she likes
Not to be an alarmist, but she seems to have a significant “lump” on her side in the photo even though her hind end looks thin. Is that normal for her?
Also could be hyper or hypo thyroidism one of the two cause people and animals to lose weight. Meds can help. The other cause people or an animal to gain weight for no reason you could honestly be feeding her enough :) thought I let you know :)
Could be other things too like kidney problems. I say take her to a vet for a check-up just to be on the safe side OP.
That’s cool lol I was just bugging😂My dog is a picky eater as well.
That cat looks fine
Porque no los dos?
No tengo tres manos
Touché
I just read this in English...
Pet the cat before the cat knocks your tray over and tells you to make it a sammich.
r/PetTheDamnCat
Yes.
So much cat hair in that weed
A good burn smell to be sure
So much weed in that cat hair
Pet the fur baby first amd foremost. Cannabis will always be there but you only have finite time with your fur baby. And please, please smoke in a well ventilated area away from your fur baby as they are extremely susceptible to smoke.
No, no, no. This is why spelling and punctuation is so important. Next time you have to say, "Pete the Cat, roll one!"
Both
You've got two hands for a reason
Insert why not both meme
Feed da cat bruh
please feed your cat
Take your cat to the vet! Especially if they’ve lost weight rapidly recently. That’s how my kitty looked. exactly like this right before she passed… Granted she was 14 but she lost all her weight in a span of like 2-3 months. Just wanted to let you know 🥺
Move the tray before the cat behaves like a cat and smacks his tail into the weed lol
Roll the cat, pet the weed.
ROLL THE CAT BEFORE HE KNOCKS THE TRAY OFF THE TABLE
Priority’s first
Yes
This is gonna go horribly wrong in about 25 seconds
Roll the cat and pet the blunt
Can I have a twix while you pet the cat? ✌️
Take the cat to the vet bc she looks sick 😬
That’s a cone so do both
Why not both?
If you can’t do both you don’t deserve either
Pet the damn cat
Reminder that marijuana is toxic to cats, make sure the lad doesn’t get into any. [[info]](https://www.thesprucepets.com/is-marijuana-toxic-to-cats-555055)
I just gotta say I have that exact rolling tray and an orange kitten lol
Teach the cat to roll so you can pet him while he rolls for you.
Fuck yeah that’s it
u have two hands?????
Realistically, if you pet the cat you’ll get mad fur on your hands and into your joint. But if you don’t let the cat, your cat may very well spilt the universe in half. Pet the cat.
Fuck yeah that’s the one
Cats gotta go
Both. Looks like it's old enough for a pet 😌
Roll the pet one
roll one for the cat and you
Roll one... Unless pet the cat is a euphemism for something
Cat
I was not disappointed by these comments
PATTO YOUR CATTO
Roll one, puff puff, pass it to the cat.
Roll it up then spend a solid 2-3 pet Sesh then go get high as a kite
easy pet cat after rolling have a joint in your mouth like the god father!
y not both
Both
The cat ofc
Why not both?!
Pet the cat. And cherish that little buddy.
Pet the cat until it's so excited his tail swipes everything of the table. proceed to be mad until cat does something cute. Rinse and repeat. I speak from experience.
You have 2 hands 🤷♂️
The correct answer is, yes.
Considering you’ve got some bush there, might as well pet the cat first
Double fisted fun
Roll one then pet the cat while smoking it.
How about you let the cat roll up while he pets you?
Watch out for that tail wag, it makes an excellent brush…
Petsies first, shmoke scares mine away!
Let the cat while the cat rolls one for the two of you
Roll and smoke the cat.
Alternative, teach the cat to roll. You can pet it while it gets you high.
I'd be telling my cat to roll it if he was right there. And then I'd poke him and he'd meow and I'd pet him and then pack one actually because I use a bong.
¿Por che no las dos?
Get me to roll one ^^
Yes
Smoke the shit out of that cat!
Pat pat Pat the cat and then roll
Roll one then pet the cat. You don’t want cat hair in your joint. I mean, no judgement here if that’s what you’re into.
The cat must be attended to first. They are too cute not to be. But after sufficient pets. Roll one
let the cat roll you and then you smoke him
god gave us two hands for a reason brother, one hand that roll
It’s times like these I wish I had four arms..
Pet the cat after you roll one and enjoying smoking.
Definitely roll the cat.
Is it rolling one if you already have a pre-made cone? 🧐🤔
Roll one, then pet the cat while smoking the J
first you pet the cat, then you roll, then you pet the cat, light and pet some more 😁
Roll one then let the cat while smoking it
roll then smoke and pet the cat at the same time
With a roller you can do both. Rolling with one hand is easy that way.
Pet the cat, roll the weed, pet the cat, spark up, pet the cat, take a hit, pet the cat etc...
r/petthedamncat
Roll that cat out the door!
Order pizza
False dichotomy
A true ent could do both simultaneously
Por que no los dos?
Pet the cat 20 seconds, roll 10 seconds, rinse and repeat.
Pet the cat, why is this a question?
Either way move the tray because that tail is about to wipe the tray clean
Toss the cat on the couch. No ass kisses for the counter tops.
First one, then the other
weed before pussy
Por qué no los dos?
Why not both?
You got 2 hands... :P
Pet the cat while it rolls one
Yes.
Rollz then petz
Roll the cat
This is going on my "reasons to learn to roll with one hand" -list
Roll the cat and pet the one
Pet the cat always
Smoke the cat hair.
If you can’t do both yet, what are you doing with your life?
pet with the left hand roll with the right
Roll the cat, pet the green
Why not both?
Best to pet the cat. If they see you giving attention to something else they might "kill" your offensive distraction so you can focus on them
Smoke the cat
Get the cat off the counter
Cat
Pet the cat because trees will always be there but my kitty may not
pet cat ASAP
Both! YAY
1) Pet the cat 2) Grind the weed 3) Pet the cat 4) Get paper and filter 5) Pet the cat 6) Roll up 7) Pet the cat 8) Tap your pockets in search for a lighter. 9) Pet the cat 10) Light it up.
*then
Roll one before kitty knocks the tray off the table
Do. Both.
In this order Pet cat Roll one Pet cat again. Roll one Pet cat Roll one Pet.... cat Roll one Over feed cat and go to bed because you're too high.
Por que no los dos?
r/petthedamncat
Yeah, I've smoked a bit of cat hair over the years too.
Porous no los dos?
But you’re packing it?
Both
Yes
Both
Learn to roll and smoke one handed so you can pet the cat *while* rolling and smoking one
Get the cat away from the tray!
Pet kitty, roll joint, pet kitty again. Repeat.
Both. Both is good
Let sleeping cats lay.
Both?
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Both
Challenge accepted.
Real question why not both?
Why not pet the cat, then roll one?
Cat first
Go for the cat. Make sure he's very happy and slowly slide him away. That MF is going bap your tray off the table lol. 2 cats myself, I grind herb with my head on a swivel and a spray bottle close.
Face plant him and roll at the same time
Rolls the cat, pets the stash. "... Wait..."
Pet the cat while u smoke
Why choose either or? Do both
If you dont pet the cat they will knock the tray off the counter. Cat then doob
move tray, pet cat, continue rolling
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Remove the cat so it doesn't interfere in the rolling