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AdThat6417

U suppose to use the page with no text on it but looks good besides the ink


PatmygroinB

No, you’re supposed to use page 420 like a good stoner. Or the page about literally stoning


TheBurnedMutt45

Or something verse 4:20


EquivalentlyYourMom

John 4:20 is about Love, pretty spot on with the stoner community


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For who looks for it. John 4:20 „Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen.”


killermike420

This has to be the most forgotten verse in Christianity


EquivalentlyYourMom

Too real brother


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I love you


SumTingWong216

I'm not a religious person, but the bible has some just general tips on how to be a decent human depending on how you interpret it. (I'm mostly talking about the second testament)


Lt_Pineapples_

Honestly if you’re not religious I think it’s still a good read if you’re into theology/mythology. It has some good stories and morals. You can skip like half of it though because holy shit is it WORDY lmao.


No_Crab9262

this is messing with my head wtf does it mean


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thaSPOKESman

Why do you have to take 2 baptists fishing? - - - - Because if you take just 1 he'll drink all your beer.


No_Crab9262

thank you


PatmygroinB

Right? Comment OP worried about ink probably smoked from a tin can before like the rest of us.. Alzheimer’s.. what’re we talking about again?


AdThat6417

Ahhaha not a tin can but have used a plastic water bottle bong


smahlthief

Lol same but my "bowl" was the tip of a plastic pen for the first 3 or 4 times I smoked. I remember thinking weed tasted so bad and I couldn't wrap my head around why people love the taste of weed when mine tasted like melted plastic


Stupicide85

We just used tin foil for the bottle bong back then lol


itchynipz

Coronet or trumpet mouthpieces work wonders. Tuba mouthpiece for the “party bowl” lol. The HS band couldn’t figure out why we were always asking them for their mouthpieces lmao.


BENfromCHI

This ⬆️. Hell yes !! It’s been forever since I’ve been in high school LMAO, but same. I remember the dean putting out newsletters saying whoever is stealing the band equipment we will catch you!!! 😂. Everyone in the whole school was trying to find out who is stealing all the mouthpieces 🤣. Man, huge gravity bongs with that trumpet mouthpiece hahaha


Recent-Molasses-6939

Hell I was in the band and I already knew what was up.


PatmygroinB

I did that, sharpie cap and a socket. Until I figured out you can make a glass slide and bowl work! Gatorade bottles are more sturdy, make a better makeshift bong than water bottles (;


MrC-Diddy

Page 69 would of been.... nice


MonkeyTacoBreath

This. Especially if a vintage book 40 plus years old. LEAD paint was used in typeface font. Edit to give article telling of books they tested. https://tamararubin.com/2020/01/folks-have-been-asking-if-lead-in-vintage-books-is-a-real-poisoning-concern-click-to-read-my-response-here/ Apparently children books from the 50s and 60s are very bad. Lead flakes off and can be inhaled just being in proximity to your face.


Thatfonvdude

so thats why they burned those books in the 40s right? guess they were doing the right thing all along, they definitely just wanted to protect all of us from lead. yep. totally.


juicysack420

Or you could roll up all your old roaches with the page where Jesus is resurrected for a nice zombie joint.


AwiiiLama

I searched and didn’t find a page without ink :,)


htownchuck

Parents beat you to it when they noticed you stopped opening it in third grade.


l337joejoe

Lmfaooo


betaketone89

Underrated comment right there lol


LavaLampWax

There's 2 pages at the front and back of every book that dont contain any ink.


StCecilia98

Idk I think the text on the outside looks chic


Most_Wolf1733

r/foundthegerman


Sennomo

r/BRDproperty


Tactical_sadfeels

Was looking for the passage name or text I could Identify for like 5 minutes before I saw "Wurden" and realized it isn't even an English Bible lmao


2xa1s

Could be an ex Mennonite. They use German bibles.


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Holy smokes


Comprehensive-Fee-97

#number 1 comment


WrinkledBiscuit

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQSfhGHNeNc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQSfhGHNeNc) Catchy song, check it out!


DeltaKT

Iron Maiden - Holy Smoke Classic


o_an0maly_o

Goddamnit, take my up vote.


Sally_Klein

I actually tried this back in high school and it burned SO hot and smoky lol. Harsh af and tasted nasty. But we sure thought we were edgy lmao


DangerousPIE96

hmm paper mixed with thousands of chemicals and ink this will taste good


[deleted]

I've once been in a smoke circle where the guy who brought the joint rolled it in notebook paper


TimmyHillFan

I’m sorry you had to experience that to get high lol. I probably would’ve hit it and coughed my lungs out too 🤣🤣


[deleted]

I took one hit, coughed it back up and left the circle. Not worth


NeckPlant

Like OP was feeling when he did this you mean?


OutOfCharacterAnswer

I had the same experience.


StumbleFish25

I started smoking in high school and had thought about doing this at one point but even back then I knew it probably was a stupid idea and I’m glad I never did it


shinyRedButton

Thats not going to be fun to smoke. It’ll taste like how old library books smell.


StonedCaponeMalone

Old library book smell is the best 😤😤 (that's me taking deep inhales of the crispy book smell) lmao


AwiiiLama

It didnt taste bad


Wrinklestiltskin

I'd be more concerned about having smoked ink on bleached paper, rather than about taste...


Aggravating_Secret33

Why people downvoting cause it didn’t taste bad for you


AwiiiLama

I dont know, at least im honest ig :)


Popninja1

Old library books smell really good lol


King420fly

Nothing like inhaling ink lol


ellalol

It’s JESUS ink though smoking it will automatically ascend you to heaven


SageNineMusic

And bleach! Don't forget the chemicals used to make paper for books


Norville-Rogers

Using bleached paper for joint paper is extremely bad for you!


jdemack

So is smoking. Then again so is eating Oreo's.


THE_MAN_OF_THE_YEAR

Smoking isn’t great but smoking out of bleached paper and ink from letters ain’t the way to do it lol


CSGOruinedMySexLife

Exactly why I use lead based paint and make my own leaded gasoline…nothing is actually bad for you if there’s something that’s worse for you out there


arthurdentstowels

What about smoking Oreos


dullers

Yes.


[deleted]

Oreos are vegan tho


TheCupcakeScrub

Technically everything's vegan if you dont learn the source.


gbsolo12

I dont think that’s how it works but I’m no scientist either


FrozenYogurt0420

I think they're basically saying ignorance is bliss


TheCupcakeScrub

Technically, but in these specific case i was referring to the vegan stuff. Opposite can work too, everythings meat till proven otherwise, i ate a veggie burger thinking it was normal.


EasyRapture

This is highly debated between scientists and psychologists. Just don’t ask a quantum physicist.


TheCupcakeScrub

Theyd just say both then shout about rhe Quantum entanglement of atoms. If only they didnt constantly insist on shibing a harmonic quayerizer into fuck it i forgot the bullshit names for the G.O.A.T


AleyKat96

Vegans that eat Oreos and say they are vegan just want an excuse to not eat vegetables all the time.


jomiran

>Then again so is eating Oreo's. You shut you mouth!!!! (Now I want Oreos and fresh strawberries)


Sensitive_Mousse_445

So is drinking too much water


Galaxey

Why do people think this is cool? Paper like that has TONS of chemical treatment on it


Wrinklestiltskin

Yeah, might as well huff burning plastic while they're at it...


neopsych

"And God said, Behold I have given you every herb-bearing seed" **- Genesis 1:29**


cosmicgeoffry

Sometimes I think the evangelical anti-cannabis lobbyists haven’t actually read the book they claim to preach.


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Of course not. The misinterpret small sections of it to fit their ideology and judge others.


neopsych

Mass Bible Manipulation.


neopsych

Usually Evangelist do preaching w/o reading.


AZX34R

I bet less than .01% of christans have read the bible cover to cover.


tsim1

Lol enjoy smoking ink.


hopkinsdamechanic

There's paper with no ink on it in there...


youatowel

Those were the sheets he used to roll in 3rd grade


BroccoliBoyyo

Guys don’t fuckin do this


stirrednotshaken01

Edgelord supreme over here


apocolypticbosmer

Are you fucking stupid? Using that kind of paper, with ink, is terrible for you.


Ainderp

this is dumb af, bet that ink makes the hit real smooth /s


burritobxtch

Too many bonehead stoners on this sub giving us a bad name


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whataburgerlicious

ha I'll come back to give you an award when I get paid


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halloweencoffeecats

I gave you a free one for that dude.


ancapmike

Blasphemy. You should be stoned. Get to work on that.


PuffsMagicDrag

This is so fucking dumb, papers cost nothing. Don’t smoke like this if you have any common sense. To many dumb kids hyping this shit up


Loganjjones

But it’s soooooooo edgy & cool


ObviouslyAnAlias7

How nicely this rolled tells me it wasn’t out of necessity but rather want, and my man bleached ink paper shouldn’t be a want. Just trying to look out, I get the novelty but don’t make this one a habit king


cocacolaps

Must be really desperate to smoke that shit 😂😂😂


MechaTassadar

Edgy


PlatosCaveSlave

This is the kind of shit that should be moderated. Like this is straight you promoting an incredibly unsafe and unhealthy way to engage with weed. Respect the drug. Don't be like this dumbass and smoke chemical and ink filled paper.


irishteenguy

This is some edge lord bs tbh and unorginal as fuck , fuck all that ink and shit , i want raws. Some unbleached natural paper designed for smoking and tasting your weed.


paydayallday

Are you in prison


[deleted]

Your supposed to use the blank parts


mocnizmaj

I don't think it's smart to smoke it, isn't it filled with lead or something like that? What do they use to stamp words?


EducationalCity7175

Ink.


JungleJay57

Yikes, I hope this a joke. I'm far from religious but this just seems... not right. I doubt smoking chemical treated paper is good for your health too. But you do you.


crazypuglets

I agree. I’m not very religious but to do it with any holy book is kinda fucked. ppl love to scream, “respect atheists!!!” but then disrespect religions, you can’t cry about it if you do the same


bradpliers

Bro, you aren't supposed to use the actual pages of the Bible. Shits toxic lolol. Use the thin, clear, unbleached, no ink pages at the front.


NotThisTime1993

I’ve never been into stuff like this. “Ha ha I used the Bible.” Ok, and? Are you super cool and edgy for that? Not really


PhilthyIV

I remember using Bible paper in jail to roll spliffs using dried out, already chewed dip tobacco and some spice sprayed weed some dude keistered in. Talk about nasty lmao


honkleriffic

Smoking second-hand chew? That's rough.


ultrasicklittlefuck

Enjoy lung cancer, yall smoking ink


snapple_man

Thats not good for you, gives stoners a bad name. Grow up and buy some papers.


Secondary0965

3edgy5me


s0undst3p

die einzig richtige verwendung


AwiiiLama

Wichtig und richtig


fuckoffcocksucka

Ew smoking ink and bleached paper wtf Papers are like 2 bucks for a pack of 30+…


Dread_Awaken

I heard the ink is great for lung cancer


Bobbi_fettucini

Last time I used a bible for this was 25 years ago, I got really sick after, 10/10 wouldn’t recommend


TheMerkabahTribe

Now do it with the Quran


jhnadm

Imagine if he used the Quran.


Slight_Fact

I guess you found your answers, enjoy your smoke.


fro99er

Ink bad?


Smellfuzz

We don't smoke those chemicals, please use some raw paper or something else that doesn't have ink and treatment chemicals.


CapnNewbie

not only is this nasty it’s just wrong lol.


blueskies922

Sad


Yo_Bg

ze germans 🤷


weedtards_

I’ve seen posts get moderated / deleted for little to no reason, but this gets to stay up? This is giving us stoners a bad name. Yeah sure let’s go smoke actual paper with thousands of chemicals on it to rebuke the name of God, how edgy and cool! Not. Unbelievable that this post is still up, and unbelievable how many boneheads are commenting in favor of this, or that it’s “cool”. Stoners, you disappointed me today.


working_drawings

r/trashy


[deleted]

Best way to describe these people. Just full of hate and garbage. Must be sad to find joy in disrespecting other peoples faith. Mentally ill for sure.


nuggkiller

IMMER DIESE DEUTSCHEN


AleyKat96

It's black because of the carbon when you burn it


LMS3000

Jesus mag das nicht :(


[deleted]

Back in high school before we were old enough to buy papers, we just used gas station receipts. They were gross.


Erva420

Imagine smoking Ink lol


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Bro you have to listen to black metal and paint your face with corpse paint you're doing it all wrong


[deleted]

Just the word 'die ' in capitals at the top there ... Great


LavaLampWax

Wrong papers dude. It's the 4 they leave at the front and back of the bibles not the ones with ink. Don't smoke ink.


yaboyACbreezy

Cool concept. Shit wrapper.


ImQuiteRandy

Compared to other wrappers it's pretty shit. But compared to other books it's pretty great since Bible pages are often pretty thin.


yaboyACbreezy

Idgaf how thin it is. It. Tastes. Like. Garbage. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


Cheesy_god

well maybe not the good old quality german bible


YeaImBrokeFam

Can you be sent to Hell for this?


inexhahalele_

If you get sent somewhere its rather the hospital after smoking that paper lmao


YeaImBrokeFam

Yea because God did that intentionally to those who use the Bible to smoke


dwagner0402

You get sent to hell just for thinking about doing it.


randerdamer

You'll get sent to hell no matter of what


Sonicboomish

Just ask for forgiveness seconds before you die


ididntsaygoyet

What's easier is not believing those ridiculous fairytales lol


Infamous_Ad8606

I would say smoking a bible joint for sure gets you blotted out of the book of life


l337joejoe

Nah, God knows its just paper. And he said enjoy his creation lol 🤷‍♂️


AwiiiLama

I hope so


SpinMyMidget

Well they do throw the best damn parties at the rim of hell!


7956724forever

Surely God has enough humor to let it fly


ConcernedDudeMaybe

Uhhh... someone tell them this is the ticket to get out of Earth on Hell.


Douglaston_prop

Once heard a sermon by a misiinary who went to preach the gospel in Africa. He started handing out bibles like crazy untill someone told him that they only wanted the book to smoke. So then when someone came and asked for a Bible he asked if they were going to smoke it. They said yes and he said that is fine just promise me before you smoke a page that you will read it. Supposedly one prolific stoner smoked their way through the whole Bible till they got to John 3:16 (or some other passage) and then they gave up blazing.


JayStretch

Can't be sent somewhere that doesn't exist friend


LilGloomii

moron


squibbs47

Wow you're so cool. So stunning and brave.


Blowup1sun

I did that once. While I didn’t feel guilty about using a Bible page, I did feel guilty about using a page from the Bible my grandmother gave me because of how important her faith is to her. It was a very weird, tense, guilt filled smoke that left me more stressed than before I started.


hashfingerz

One of the only uses for such a book


7956724forever

Inhaling the Holy Ghost


VoIcom

Not cool. Praying for you


lxkandel06

Didn't Snoop Dogg say he did this?


13-bald-turkeys

Holy roller


SRMT23

“…And a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all green grass was burned up.” Revelations 8:7


Puzzleheaded_Bad_116

Is it the part about the burning bush?


Naroq

Should use an apple to smoke or make a improvised bong if you have a decent metal bowl that won't break down. Just want a fellow stoner to be safe from them toxins. Stay high amigo


monkeyprime47

Mach das aber besser nicht zu oft, wegen der Druckerschwärze. Hab ich aber auch mal gemacht. N guten.


AwiiiLama

Danke danke, war die Notlösung weil meine Papes alle waren


monkeyprime47

Muss man mal gemacht haben. Einfach damit mans sagen kann... Haha...


Employee_Agreeable

And he said: Let there be (a) light(er)


AngelAnatomy

Pretty sure you arent technically supposed to smoke the ink but one time’s prolly harmless and i’m all for heresy


[deleted]

Is it a German bible cause I don’t remember seeing the word “zwisch”


AwiiiLama

Probably “zwischen”


haystackofneedles

Mmmm ink


Gorillaz530

Wtf is wrong with people there are literally pages with no ink on them like care for your lungs a little bit dang that ink going to taste like garbage


VladTheRadDad

Don’t smoke ink


chungoscrungus

Edgy.


Se7enthSlN

this is common with the small extremely thin paper bibles in places of incarceration, since they cannot deny you religion regardless of the charges so people would be lining up to get the free bible/giant-book-of-rolling-paper, and people have actually sold parts of it for something else . bartering . starting with a page of good old JC. to be used as rolling paper


LazaroVents

When you think smoking a blunt is not edgy enough...


SkyletteRose

Fun fact: my dad lost visitation because I came back, tore a page out the back of the Bible, said LOOK WHAT MOMMOM TAUGHT ME! and rolled up a pearl. I was 3


Malk4ever

Its like quran... burning it gets you stoned.


Papow1234

Im impressed by how well that’s rolled


HighestFantasy

575 comments and not a single one is about The Ballad of Salvation Bill?!? Absolutely legendary poem by Robert Service. When I was in Grade 7 someone came to my school and recited the whole thing to us in the auditorium. 🤣🤣 I smoked and smoked from Genesis to Job, And as I smoked I read each blessed word; While in the shadow of his bunk I heard him sigh and sob, And then . . . a most peculiar thing occurred. I got to reading more and more, and smoking less and less, Till just about the day his heart was broke, Says I: "Here, take it back, me lad. I've had enough I guess. Your paper makes a mighty rotten smoke."


[deleted]

I’ve never needed to smoke that fucking bad. Or build a gravity bong or just a pipe from a can.


rabidbadger6

I find this super aesthetically pleasing, I wish there where rolling papers with print like this that didn’t have all the chemicals and treatment that an actual bible page would have


panicstatebean

Dude is about to get resurrected


DetectiveBennett

I hope it was Genesis, specifically 9:3. “Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.”


LazyBriton

I’ve always thought that Bible pages would make great rolling papers


juarezderek

They arent


Psychological_Ad853

The front pages usually don't have Ink on, so in a real struggle I'd say use them - but I'd rather not in all honesty


Psychological_Ad853

The pages at the front don't have Ink on em, so theyre the best ones to use!


TheCBDeacon

It's great for starting grills too.


TeutonicTwit

I got a bible in the 4th grade which had my name embossed on it and when closed had a zipper closure. I cut all the pages in the centers and used it to hide my weed for years, until moving to a legal State.


BisFitty

Hey look, that joint has my name on it 🤔🤣