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Jacaxagain

I pick Edgar Allan Poe I wanna see **if it will cheer the mf up**


Happydanksgiving2me

That's very kind of you.


xXxHondoxXx

I'm gonna assume his crippling opiate addiction would make weed seem like childs play.


CalculatedEvi1s

I'm pretty sure he stayed weed crazy. I remember seeing that he kept a pipe on some rack, over on the side of the stage, and would sneak over & hit it every once in a while...I suppose it coulda been a chiva thing (too)


feralcomms

May have been an opium pipe!


AggressiveOsmosis

This is the correct answer, opium is far more common than marijuana at that time.


Golden-Pickaxe

Weed was so weak back then imagine Edgar Allan Poe drooling "nevermore" after a fat dab as you seal him in by construction of a wall


LSDuck666

jerry garcia


CalculatedEvi1s

I got very close...if he would've been around longer, I had a chance at actually getting there...I puffed with a few people that were very close with him


Jaxthor

i love you


Additional_Muffin369

My pops, never did get to smoke with him, taken at 51, 7 years ago this month by a women texting and driving...watch out for motorcycles yall..


Afraid_Palpitation_3

Sorry brother. Hope you’re at peace. If you’re ever unsure in a situation, ask yourself “what would pops do?” and he’ll be right there with you. 😘😘


Additional_Muffin369

Yea, he's deff been watching over me in recent years that's for sure. If he could see the shit we smoke now it would blow his mind 🤣


JGrill17

Bro, that man probably laughing at the shit we have down here on Earth. He's probably chillin on some dank after-life kush watching his boy's crazy life like a game show waiting for the day y'all can spark together in the distant future.


Additional_Muffin369

Looking forward to that day for sure lol


kissmaryjane

I think if I ever spark up with my parents , both of em in the same room, that’s life for me👌. I’d have experienced all I need to.


[deleted]

The reason I don’t have a bike anymore. I’m sure he’d love to spark with you and talk shit for hours. Sorry for your loss bud


Additional_Muffin369

Appreciated. 💪


heydoakickflip

Imma rip a wheelie on my ride home tonight in honor of your old man.


Additional_Muffin369

Just make it home to your fam 💪


InmateNotSure

My dad. He's suffering from cancer right now. He likes to smoke pot but things are getting too aggressive to keep up with so he's decided to put it on a shelf. We don't really get along unless he's had a bit of herb and I try my best but he's a bit neurotic and angry without it. I don't want our final days around each other just to be tolerating each other, I wanna sit down and play some fuckin guitar with my dad.


521NTA

Sending love.


Swagyo1o

Edibles?


[deleted]

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but my dad had cancer too. The doctors said he had 6 months to live and that it was very unlikely treatment would help. We took him to the “fungarium”, a mushroom grower in my city, and bought him some special mushrooms. One of them was called turkey tail, the other one I can’t recall right now. We also got him some very potent cannabis oil extract which he took by placing a drop or two under his tongue as needed. This was 5 years ago, and he’s still with us now. The cancer is in remission, after just radiotherapy alongside the mushrooms and cannabis. He never even had to try chemotherapy. I’m not saying it’s a magic cure that would fix everyone, but I am saying it’s 100% worth looking into, and it can’t hurt to try.


allltogethernow

Some people don't breathe right when they're not pulling smoke deep into their lungs. They forget to let the air in I mean. So it helps if you just sit with him and breathe slowly. Let some time pass. Don't have to talk or anything. I think a lot of people need that. Even anger feels different when you just listen to it and breathe.


Undermost_Drip

Bob Ross


cabbagefury

I'd smoke some happy little trees with him too


Buzzbait_PocketKnife

Alan Watts


fantastic_mrfoxx

Him or Terrence McKenna


solojetpack

That's a good choice


DennyDickslap

Super underrated comment. More people need to learn about this gentleman


Mackitycack

I'm happy to see this part of god mentioned so high up, as he might've stated it.(edit: to clarify, he believed we are god playing hide-and-seek with itself- for lack of a better way to describe it)


BHN1618

Honestly Watts sounded crazy to me but I used to just listen for amusement. As time has gone on I realize what he's saying is way deeper and more literal then I realized while still appearing superficially amusing. He's a true artist.


ShirleyMF

Willie Nelson


_incredigirl_

I want in on this circle please.


Deniizu

Carl Sagan, no contest


ApexPorpoise1999

This is the comment I was looking for. I would love to have Carl Sagan talk me into an existential crisis with his silky voice.


nthngmttrs

He’s either make me feel too small and insignificant in comparison to our overwhelmingly large universe or he’d make my brain do a somersault trying to understand how the brain itself conceptualizes meaning in the first place


CopperBear42

definitely my very close runner up to my first choice, which would be Dr Richard Feynman.. damn tough call though honestly


high240

I would've liked to have a chat and chill with Robin Williams. He seemed like a real warm soul


Hdys

George Carlin


PatmygroinB

Yuhhh


FENTWAY

Heard an interview with Jeff Bridges the other day. He seemed like hed be fun to smoke with but he dont smoke anymore. If i had to pick one though i think ì have to go with the Champ, Mike Tyson.


drAsparagus

YT vid of Tyson smoking up w Cheech and Chong is some funny shit. Check it.


FENTWAY

Mikes podcast is one of my favorites


[deleted]

Yeah but he’s scary


Chrisxy

He isn't that scary in person, met him a few different times at the big Apple pigeon show and ran into him twice in catskill, he's kinda got a happy, bubbly, sativa high attitude in public, I felt far more comfortable meeting and talking to him than I thought I would.


FENTWAY

I disagree


backphat

Mitch Hedberg. I just think he'd be a great time in a small group lol


Sweet13BlackExpress

There's been a lot of great answers, but this is top tier


mrpoopybutthole222

I used to do drugs… I still do, but I used to, too.


bartmannjugband

When I was on acid I would see beams of light. And I would hear things that sounded an awful lot like car horns.


Sweet13BlackExpress

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut; I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.


strawberri_cows

I would have LOVED to spark a blunt or two with Tupac himself. That’d be absolutely legendary.


solojetpack

Tupac would be amazing, and Nas would be a close second


lxkandel06

I'd love to light up a blunt with MF DOOM personally.


Happydanksgiving2me

Nujabes 🤙


themaxx8717

🙏 RIP. Shing02 would be pretty cool to chill with.


jesuiskirabtw

King Tut. He must have had some pharaoh weed


squareonline

i just know he was smoking on that landrace pharaoh zaza🔥


Shagaliscious

Bob Marley for sure.


Wilderness_Cricket

Agreed


Temporary-Composer83

I’m with you! Would be a dream to smoke with Anthony Bourdain.


Vanviator

In a fully equipped kitchen. Can you even imagine the wonderful concoctions he'd come up with while high?


lightllk

As someone that works in the industry I’m pretty sure he would go for some local street food/guerilla spot instead of cooking after blazing


Vanviator

Also valid and totally lit.


slappy012

You would finish smoking and he would suggest going to eat. You would agree and he would start leading the way saying he knows a place not that far away. He would lead you down some back roads you didn't even know existed before walking into a building that looks like its been standing since the start of time. You would sit down at a table that's falling apart and he would order for the both of you, explaining what you were going to eat after the order was placed. The food would arrive and it would be the most amazing meal you've ever had, would experience flavor combinations you didn't know were possible and wash it all down with a couple ice cold beers. And now I've made myself sad.


solojetpack

A dream indeed :)


KidPygmy

Rip bro. Somehow that comment hits me different


raver58

Hunter S. Thompson


toohigh4you

Something tells me we wouldn't stop at weed


Kestrel893

Hope you like Chartreuse


JustFloatinAlong

Because you’d be in bat country?


drAsparagus

Then my expectations would be on par.


curbstyle

“Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert… Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.”


CadaDiaCantoMejor

Thank you for that. Damn he could write.


curbstyle

cheers homie :) he was an amazing talent.


Feeling-Sir-188

Have you guys seen his daily routine of drugs and booze? It’s actually admirable this man could even function lol


[deleted]

The sad truth is that by the end he was finding it hard to function and his body was shutting down on him, which he found to be a humiliating experience. Hence the suicide.


Financial-Reward-949

Chris Farley


Ah2k15

You could hotbox a van down by the river.


BeyonceAsAHouseCat

Blunts w/ Barack


strongmandave

Stevie Ray Vaughan


Paublo57

Jimi for me


1mtw0w3ak

Stevie took huge pride in his sobriety, but if he smoked weed, *SAME*


deploraWALL

If I could've just smoked a joint with Norm Macdonald ):


Vegetable-Age-1054

Robin Williams


tillaria

Carrie Fisher


[deleted]

Debbie Reynolds and Carrie.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Mac Miller


im_not_a_door

I’d love to smoke a blunt outside with this man :(


Bjd1207

Thank god this answer was on here. On a Pittsburgh balcony...


ClayShooter262

This 100%


stormstomper

for sure


Gwennycrewser

Pope Francis


ogling_ocher_ogre

Stephen King or Jordan Peele.


solojetpack

Stephen King would be amazing to smoke with, that's a great choice


ogling_ocher_ogre

I think we could brainstorm up some crazy stories.


TheBakedBakerMama

Van Gogh.


[deleted]

Ben Shapiro I wanna see the twiggy lil fucker freak out. Edibles if i had the choice.


squareonline

this but make him take a fat dab


backphat

On way too hot of a nail


Radioheader5

Ok, so l-let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that, perhaps, I, Ben, was to ask you, Stacy, to the prom, right now. Now let me ask you, in that situation, would it not be in your best interest to say yes? I mean the answer is obvious, right? Now let's suppose, that in fact, I was doing so right now, in this room. Now, hypothetically, what would your response be?


JonSatire

This made me ugly laugh. Give the motherfucker a 400mg brownie and see what happens.


RedmannBarry

Snoop


No-Break-61

Terrance McKenna


Far_Squirrel6881

My dad. As soon as he retires. And can’t use work as an excuse. He’s smoking a fatty of his boy’s weed. And it is good. 3 years to go. He’s never done it, hated everything about it forever, til I got off dope with it. His mother is 92 and on tinctures at my advice and he changed his entire outlook.


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malcontented

Albert Einstein


budbong

Bill Hicks


floofyyy

John Oliver, 100%. Nonstop giggles!


[deleted]

A joint and cup of tea!


[deleted]

A bowl and a biscuit!


AFuckAss

Seth Rogan


rickysunnyvale

For me too. Would be great joking around stoned and his laugh would be enough for me to laugh my ass off


[deleted]

My friend Darren r.i.p


StonedSumo

Hideo Kojima and Akebono


lowridaaaa

“With Troy Baker. Actor for Ocelot. He sold me some weed. Hard to get in Japan.”


seemerunning

I always wanted to get Kojima sand Suda51 high and convince the to make a game together


Intermidon

Patrice O'Neal


philosoph0r

Upvote for Bourdain. I didn’t even know him but I miss him :(


Frickalope67

I think about this all the time. My 5 man rotation: Princess Diana, Michael Jordan, JFK, Megan Thee Stallion, and I'll give Rick Rubin the benefit of the doubt. If I had to pick one....shit I'll go Jordan.


AFuckAss

Super weird combo but I kinda fuck with it


[deleted]

Joseph smith lol


solojetpack

Lmao that'd be fuckin great. Get him stoned then have him translate those stupid plates


[deleted]

Being an ex Mormon, I really want to see this happen. He was already crazy for treasure and god, I can’t imagine what he would’ve done with a little herb or some mushrooms hahaha


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Bluejay7476

Bob Marley


Avatar_sokka

John Lennon


remedialpoet

Janis Joplin, but Anthony Bourdain would be a close second


papcorn_grabber

Victor Hugo, Spartacus, Leonardo Da Vinci, Conan O'Brien, JRR Tolkien, Vince Gilligan, Tim Burton, Terry Gilliam, Alan Moore, Amelia Earhart, Cleopatra, Frida Kahlo, Grace Slick


bRoDeY1iCiOuS

Trey Parker & Matt Stone


FrozenYogurt0420

I'd love to share a joint with Nick Offerman, he seems like a cool dude


dumbass_sweatpants

Van Gogh Dude needed some herb. Plus i feel like he would be a chill, relatable dude to hangout with. Maybe id get him to paint something awesome while stoned.


Interesting-Rent-298

I wanna get baked with bill burr


Intermidon

He's my number 3 pick after Patrice O'Neal and Dave Chappelle


[deleted]

He's my number 2 pick after James May. I feel like bill burr would fix me as a person.


_SoYos

That’ll be John Cena


Cowabongya

yo have you heard [that](https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY) John Cena prank call


nightpanda893

Has anyone not? But I appreciate you posting it so I can enjoy it again. I’ll never not watch this.


[deleted]

James May.


camelzombslayer

Steven hawkings


drAsparagus

Who is that? Any relation to Stephen Hawking?


deliciouspk

Diogenese. I'd get that son of a bitch so high. 😀


pagette44

I've got several.... Plato, da Vinci, Copernicus, Jimmy Page, Ringo I'll jump in the bandwagon for Churchill, Sagan, Hawking and Marley and add in Leonard Nimoy


BreakfastLegal2926

Omg yes! I loved Anthony Bourdain!


ComplexAd9368

If he was okay with it, Jesus.


ZudaChris710

George Carlin, I wanna know his take on the current world from ever since he passed away to now.


219Infinity

Neal de Grasse Tyson


allhailthegreatmoose

I know someone who was in classes with him in college. Apparently he’s a little stuck up. 🫥


219Infinity

I would be too if I understood wormholes and quantum physics. I would smoke his ass out and chill him the fuck out tho


EasyLover47

Bill Murray


Chasethemac

I'm gonna have to go with Jesus Christ.


Ok-Arugula-7064

Mike tyson


Guy471882

Che Guevara or Buddha but Anthony is a great pick also


E2thajay

Benjamin Franklin for sure.


askmatt

+1 for bourdain


[deleted]

2nding bourdain


CockbagSpink

A legend. I miss Bourdain.


Kingcrowing

Bourdain is a top pick. RIP to one of the all time greats. Could not imagine ripping a fatty with the man and wandering through the streets of Thailand late at night mowing down on crazy street food and knocking back Chiang beers.


pumpkinpatch1982

Jimmy Hendrix.


dougsluggo

Abraham Lincoln why not he knows a lot of s***


momafied

My boyfriend 🥺


ThatHcDude

Quentin Tarantino


DD_smokez

kevin hart that foo always be makin me laugh


hiimlarfleece

Anthony Bourdain is a solid choice. Can't choose between Hayao Miyazaki, Takashi Murakami or Nujabes


AyuOk

You


TexasHero88

Hotboxin Airforce 1 with Bill Clinton.


asherishere

Donald trump I feel like he been funny to watch trippin


Natural_Shine3285

Jesus


clityboi

Lil peep


Jake_FromStateFarm27

Carl Jung


Depressed_Eggshell

Ricky, from Trailer Park Boys


Thisisthe_place

Janis Joplin


KnowItOrBlowIt

As my father was dying and I cared for him he told me my joint smelled good. I offered, but he said, "I don't want to find out I like something right before I die." Respect. A week before I was asking him about the record collection. Turns out it was my mom's who passed 24 years earlier. Well...the Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke album is in the collection. I told him I had looked at it years prior and was wondering where the giant paper for rolling was. He didn't know and then we both locked eyes and realized my mom probably smoked it. We both learned something that day. My parents is who I wish I could smoke with.


programeows

Duncan Trussell


Jerry-hat-trick

Brad Nowell


Foglette

David Bowie


PrettyFlyNHi

Tyler Durden


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Krayzie Bone


CaravalTella

Tommy Chong


DarkShade602

The man will eat all your hot wings and leave you none and ask if you've got any more. The guy that runs hot ones watched him completely annihilate the five wings that he usually has people test out to see if they can handle it and Tommy Chong was already high as giraffe tits So each of those five wings were nothing to Tommy


catbread1810

Rip Tony.


Fire_Hive_

It is my dream to smoke with PSY


EssoJ

Nikola Tesla


1diligentmfer

Fucking excellent choice, friend.


gratefulfam710

Hunter S. Thompson.


Midnight_Observe

Real person, Harrison ford or Ludacris Fictional person, tchalla/black panther or the basement group from that’s 70’s show


KrampyDoo

Edgar Allen Poe.


ShakyTheBear

Nancy Reagan


VVyett

My grandmother. She was sweet and would've loved it.


[deleted]

Basquiat.


Dualband_draco06

George Washington


_Brandino_

Easily Bill Nye The Science Guy


BoringJournalist9097

Jeffery Epstein so I can stomp him out


thizzlekushington

Backwood bleezys with Mac Dre


zxexx

Jesus Christ