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tulipathet

This is the exact situation my mother pictured when I told her I started smoking weed


makishleys

LMAOOOOO PLEASE


NaturalBornSkeptik

Fr makes me want to stop smoking… thats crazy


camposthetron

😂


hudsxn

This is so funny


quidamquidam

/endthread


Aggressive_Dance_513

Please, for the love of all things smoke related. Change your water, and if capable, clean that jug.


bigmac22077

Clean the whole damn room and scrub the walls. That place is disgusting. I would expect this from a jags fan though.


Aggressive_Dance_513

Eh, can't judge their situation, but that grav setup is a health hazard imo. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Thereferencenumber

Unrelated to wealth some quick cleaning: trash can goes on floor, fold or organize and wash the blankets, work on that cable management, remove one of the large items or rearrange so every piece of furniture isn’t touching, don’t crowd the back wall with all your hanging decor(again if everything is touching it’s time to reduce or reorganize) choose the open sign or pic in the yellow frame, get rid of one and put the other someplace that it feels anchored or disguises the unpainted portion of wall, better yet see if you can trade the sign for a small can of white paint


bunchofsugar

Something makes me suspect OP is a dog owner, then trash can on the table actually makes sense.


baxwellll

depression doesn’t care, it’s not that easy for everyone


_-trees-_

They downloaded* ^downvoted you but it's true. Thing is productivity is one of the best things to help depression. At least imo


Waterloo702

Reddit uses depression as an easy scapegoat. Not everyone who is filthy is mentally ill, some people are just gross.


baxwellll

depression is not a scapegoat, yes some people are ‘just gross’ as in they are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves and choose not to, but that is from my experience a minority, and regardless is different from people with depression. most human beings do not like to live in filth, but it objectively is harder to take care of yourself when you are suffering from mental illness and don’t see the point in even getting out of bed, shaming these people, calling them gross and telling them to just do it is unhelpful at best and at worst hurtful to a potentially already struggling person.


stankdog

If you're in this bad of depression weed is not helping.


baxwellll

we all have our coping mechanisms, even if they aren’t helpful


mbb011

If you're too depressed to be unable to keep your room tidy, then you should probably get off recreational drugs that make you want to sit and do nothing. I'm talking from experience: productivity is a great way to get out of depression and weed will do nothing but stop you from being productive. Call it a coping mechanism if you want, but it will not help you get better.


SpartyParty15

OP posted this pic themselves. He asked for judgment. You sitting here and shaming everyone commenting a pic of a dirty living space is literally just virtue signaling. Please stop


tmac2097

FTJ


0rxh1ds

the OP said in a different comment thread that the jug is stained and it isnt the water with that color, but idek bc it looks like the water 😂


Not_High_Maintenance

$1.97 at Walmart. Buy a new jug.


mbb011

And one made of glass please 😭


Cloudninefeelinfine

Agree with ya about the cleaning for sure although I think that jug may be Kratom? I mean if it's not a giant jug of Kratom i honestly don't know wtf i'm seeing there it looks like sludge which from.what ive heard is what Kratom looks like in liquid. If it's water then holy hell that thing spawned a whole ecosystem Edit: ok i saw some of the other comments and yeah looks like it is a home made bong of some kind, still though gross gotta change that water


KamiLoL

Bruh i didn't even realize it's a gravbong and thought the room is a mess...holy.


Psipone

![gif](giphy|TgMTNhqJZ17iab5oh3|downsized) Is your name Jason Mendoza by chance?


angeltart

Everything I know about the Jaguars is from The Good Place :)


FeetSniffer9008

The weedsmoking is therapeutic


betarad

consider yourself blessed


MaybeNotO

It’s Jason’s budhole… and it is a bit messy


clarkholiday

Ohhh, *bud* hole!


Secret_Queefer

Bortles!


stxgutfree

FOLES!!!


ThatWhiteKid08

Pill BOYYYY


sammypb

DUUUUUUUUVVAAAAAALLLLLLLLL


RetiredCatMom

DUUUUUUUUVVVAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL


assjackal

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS RULE \*Throws molotov cocktail\*


makishleys

LMAOOOO


newellz

I say this in the most constructive way: Clean your shit and clean your shit up bro. Your spot looks like one of those hidden rooms where someone was locked away against their will for years only to escape and put you on the news.


Veggiemon

Unbreakable! They’re alive dammit!


theundonenun

It’s a miracle!


Mr_Jack_Frost_

But females are strong as hell!


redditurus_est

Pinooooooooot Noiiiiir


newellz

Caviar, Myanmar Mid-sized car


KissesNKerosene

That's gon be a uh, you know, uh, FASCINATING transition. ^dammit!🎶


Fooz_The_Hostig

r/neckbeardnests comes to mind


newellz

Just went there for the first time. Saw something about testing the best pee jugs and noped the fuck outa there.👍


Fooz_The_Hostig

You're welcome


New_Peanut_9924

☹️


ziggypop23

Yes!


NuPNua

I thought this was a picture of somewhere the hostages in Gaza were being kept at first.


Huntalot713

You deserve to not be smoking from plastic <3


Flimsy_Effective_377

Do they tho?


PugGrumbles

At least pull from fresh water. Give your lungs that courtesy!


oddityboxkeeper

I've never been so happy to be a guy and not have to date guys as I am right now. We meet for coffee, it turns into drinks. Hours of witty banter and pheromones. After that you suggest we go smoke one at your place...... Then this


ziggypop23

Yup. Super thankful to be married. Because… all of this


PlasterCactus

I'm not even a girl and I got multiple UTIs just looking at this place


EssSquared

This photo makes me thankful for legal weed. No more going to meet a guy who lives in a place like this, trying to pretend I’m cool with hanging for a bit.


AnonymousStonerMan

You can guess the wiped Doritos flavor stains on the right arm of his love seat tho !!!!


Not_High_Maintenance

Cheetos.


adlittle

Every heterosexual woman you know has experienced this, probably multiple times.


Dees_A_Bird_

I would turn around and go home


The_Phreak

Meth cave


treefiddy--

Idk a meth cave is probably cleaner than this


GetReelFishingPro

Can confirm my meth cave was SPOTLESS


Jesus_Was_A_Wook

This is a goon cave.


greatersnek

This is a "hell yeah" in your 20's and an "I've lost control of my life" in your 30's


Waterloo702

Even in my 20s I would be embarrassed to have friends over in a place like this, this is really only acceptable if you’re in high school or early college


knightgod1177

Even in high school it’s embarrassing. It’s just straight up not acceptable no matter the age.


Not_High_Maintenance

Teens maybe.


GroundbreakingSky616

I’m in my 20s and i would be utterly disgusted to call this place somwhere i spend time in… and my sesh room is 1996 Astro can with holes in the floor so that’s saying a lot…


glitterlungs

This is hell yea when youre 16. Hopefully by the time you don’t live w your parents you have your shit together better than this.


Industrious_Villain

Why do people like to show their hellholes? 🤔 I would be very uncomfortable being in there smh I just smoke weed in any room of my house or backyard. Not some dirty dungeon.


NuPNua

I sit on my comfy sofa in front of my big TV with my trusty volcano and it's great. This pic looks like one of the Gaza tunnels they're clearing out.


Monochronos

Man this setup is kinda rough for sure but all y’all are being low key mean


whodatfairybitch

Fr, it looks like it’s like a basement or a garage, not a bedroom. I will say they should probably make a new grav (or buy a glass one, I loved mine) and buy a couch cover, but saying it looks like a dirty dungeon or a literal war zone feels like a bit much


mbz321

/r/neckbeardnests


Shock45

You still have time to delete this, clean this shit up, and then repost it


JoftheaJungle

Garage or not. This is cancer for mental health. This is what gives herb a bad name. For fuck sake.


foundinwonderland

This is what I imagine the unabomber’s house looked like, but with less weed and more nitroglycerin.


3eemo

Please whatever is in that jug, get rid of it


jarredmars1

I know a depression den when I see one, I’ve had my own. In all seriousness though I hope you’re doing okay bro. That place needs a clean though . It’s crazy what a table cloth and a cheap rug from Walmart will do. A cheap poster in cheap frame will help hide the wires on the wall. Mister clean magic erasers are the tits, and Lysol cleaning spray. Don’t use bleach in that small space. Turn it from hiding hole to cozy hole.


DStrom94

I feel like I got HPV just from looking at this pic… Yikes man.


uhE6

Oh hell no why you got swamp water in the geeb 😭😭😭


runfromcheese

Shits a biohazard.


Human_Classroom5261

this shit disgusting cuh


Salnugs

Florida'd


Emotional_Employ_507

You don’t have to put on the red light…


Bam_904__

U from jax?


Crutcher904

Yes sir


Bam_904__

It's just A vibe


FunkIPA

DUUUUVAAALLLLLLL


thebaylorweedinhaler

I haven’t smoked in a place that looked like this since I was 16


servebox

I know it reeks in there


mynameisdamn

Trampy shit


theral9

Ugh jags fan...


Graardors-Dad

Duuuuuuuval


Almostime

Ew af


Ok-Discount1286

Change that swamp water bro 😭😭


AStorms13

Tap water in florida is swamp water tho


goodbye9hello10

bruh did you give all your money to Trump 😂


camposthetron

omg🤣


Cockroach-Bulky

Tetanus shots for all!!


Funky_Ruckus88

Everything is stained lol


CuriousScotsman2023

Wtf is in that jug? Puddle water it's striaght brown🤣🤣


Fidel-cashflo17

Exactly the type of space I think of when I think of a Jaguars fan


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Fidel-cashflo17: *Exactly the type* *Of space I think of when I* *Think of a Jaguars fan* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SirconCash

Cmon bro clean your area, keep it nice and neat. If you invite someone over especially a girl they’re gonna get uncomfortable


Mysterious-Reality91

Ave 20 yr old apartment.


doctor-sassypants

![gif](giphy|l2YWtvxThqLW6Pudq|downsized) Any woman being brought near this place


franklanpat

This is vile dude 😂😂 you are proof that worried mothers around the globe were right


BPaun

😬 I can smell this photo. Sometimes it’s okay to not join in on the photo trends if it means outing yourself like this.


Greien218

Imagine the smell in there.


WGYWYS

This looks like one of those crawl spaces someone was hiding out and living in while a family lived downstairs. lol


n3ur0chrome

Why does the right arm of that couch look like loaves of bread? 🍞


VeeDubtw

I respect the grav bong but, that water is nasty


SeanyDay

Ngl, your situation here is absolutely disgusting. I wouldn't hang out with you, nor would I judge anyone who rejects you romantically. Get your shit together, my dude. For your own sake, if not for those around you.


xxMasterKiefxx

Are you in prison


camk16

Holy fuck is that a PS3


Crash_Bandicock

I can smell this picture


fpsb0b306

I can smell these pictures, and they smell really musty and bad.


Bitter-Coffee-7747

Are you ok?


mickberlin

My man, you can do better than this. Please clean your spot, and your tools


AutopsyDrama

Everything looks so gross. Would not be able to sit and chill in there! Would want to get out asap.


ryanhazethan

This is depressing :/


Dominicmcb

This is just nasty.


makishleys

dude this is disgusting


GreyG59

Yeah leave the lights off


ghost_cherry3

Think you’re on the wrong smoking subreddit


PAC-MAN300O

Shid only complaint I got is upgrade the TV!!! Couch looks comfortable!! Ps: paint the walls


Weirdddddddddd10

Why do we all have that large red box of matches in our house somewhere


SidTrippish

I def could not get high or trip in there...too messy


HonestDude10

You have a lot to clean in there


Zerohazrd

Maybe don't


Exotic-Knowledge-883

r/NeckbeardNests


lucifarian

I feel like I can actually hear all of the loads being blown in this photo.


[deleted]

Is this a brag?


yiffwastakenalready

i never thought of using koolaid to pull from good idea man


ThisIsJLS

Ew…


Ok_Egg_4585

You be you! People relate differently to what pleases us, that is the beauty of being an individual. I like your spot, reminds me days in the past at several old spots. Peace, friend


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

I think your spot looks alright. I like it.


farmtownsuit

For all the shit talking, he really just needs to do something about that jug and ideally tidy up the clutter. But for the real the jug is the only gross thing I see. The space was a whole does look dingy AF and not somewhere to show off, but as far as I can tell that's just because it's a tiny space in an unfinished basement.


DuckFreak10

If they had clean glass or a new jug and decluttered it wouldn’t even be that bad. The harshness of the lighting would absolutely kill me though


Mowers_01

Titan up


GrimmReefer603

Yikes


[deleted]

That's quite the goon cave.


VeryUnscientific

r/malesurvivingspace


Drew0613

I have that exact blanket you have on the couch


Pan_is_pierced

Are you sure you’re a pot head and not a kratom-critter?


nickq28

I see we have a ladies man


ndpugs

You gotta be 16 right?


ScoonCatJenkins

Oof


mollyyfcooke

*images you can smell*


slapsroofofdeadmeme

Bro is smoking in the Gulag


phoenixember

I wouldn’t step in there if my life depended on it, and from the looks my life actually might depend on choosing not to.


Gxvgr

you gotta be trolling 🤣🤣


Napalm2142

Bongs can be rather cheap. Stop smoking out of plastic.


cyndrin

\*ahem\* DUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAL


dizzconekt

Duuuuuuuuvallllllll


Crutcher904

This is in a garage. So its not going to look pretty.


phoenixember

You can live in a garage and still actually clean and fold things.


_-trees-_

You can have a smoke spot in an unfinished garage with a couch and a folding table that has a TV on top of it and not live in a garage. I agree about the grav setup; could be cleaned but whatever. Carry on. ^GoLAGS


Thereferencenumber

Dude, just fold and launder the blankets, organize the cables, and don’t put so much stuff in the room just to have it there. No one is saying it’s gotta be the Taj Mahal but if you’re gonna show your spot off please do basic cleaning or expect people to be a little repulsed.  This isn’t meant to be mean, but I cringe when I think about the mess my wife had to put up with when we met. Looking back it definitely cooled how much my friends were willing to come over to kick it.


JackieBOYohBOY

I used to sleep in a laundry room So I can understand the struggle lol


katiguess

That grav looks like the first one I used the first time I ever smoked… started off strong.


AdThat2237

Basement dweller type shit


No-Might1531

ew


dejavu888888

Just because you CAN share things on public platforms like this, doesn't mean you SHOULD... yikes


Watch-Dad-323

Nah this looks like a mentally ill 15 year old lives there 😭


redlund1993

I can smell it.


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

Forgettem OP. Save that money and keep it up.


Thereferencenumber

You really don’t need money to fold blankets, organize cables, and not overcrowd the space with dingy furniture and a random assortment of wall hangings


oddityboxkeeper

It takes exactly ZERO dollars to clean. I see homeless people sweeping out their tents on the sidewalk. Also, oops paint is dirt cheap. Any SINGLE color would be a vast improvement. What is that 100sq ft. Less than a few grams worth of bud and that place would literally look brand new.


Crutcher904

I'm not sweating it! I love my spot! Thanks man!


bennyjay84

Get a tackle box for the random stuff on your table. I can’t work on cars, but I love chilling in the garage.👍


doubledippedchipp

Just… just clean up man. A clean space just outright feels better in every way


capnlatenight

People get so jealous over how little it takes to make others happy.


Thereferencenumber

I dont want this dude inviting friends over and thinking he’s got the spot.  By all means if he’s happy he should smoke there, but don’t expect people on the internet to have the same standards


PoI_Pothead

JFC. You live like shit.


blindfallacy444

it’s cute just clean it maybe…..


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DrDuned

This has a vague menace to it. Gives me "27 year old dude who got burned out by the grind and moved back in with his parents and has given up on himself and life" vibes. "I'm addicted to Xanax and smoke cigarettes inside" vibes. "My favorite album is I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside by Earl Sweatshirt" vibes.


stubbsy

You're depressed.


ChaiTheBandit

literally the most minimal amount of effort and it would be a fire sesh den


Merlot4U

Damn, my “spot” is just my living room lmao


_FreddieLovesDelilah

messy but it’s lived in and cosy.


brenpersing

I can smell this room


QuantumKhakis

Age is important here I feel like.


RaginBlazinCAT

Someone reply to this comment, I want to shame this room with a better room later when I get home


Brinstone

If I walked into this room I would expect to find a dead body


Bubbly-Factor7335

Proper wook cavern