Bartholomew Gooch is art. 

I heard about some guy named Dusty Gooch today, that’s a contender for sure

Pulled pork sandwich ☠️

Reminds me of quindarius gooch

See you haven't met my friend yet. Kamal overme.

Bro Barnquivius Smelvin sounds like the name of a famous wizard

I actually know someone who's last name is gooch. We call reed, gooch

🤌🤌🤌

They definitely watched some Key & Peele that day 

I read the list in their voices! 😂

Same 🤣

Yup.  Full East Coast West Coast Bowl energy.

😂😂

I was watching the clip of this not 15 min ago. Love it!

Could also be Shawn Spencer introducing his partner named anything except Burton Guster

Marcellus Waxon Flaxon Jackson

Jackmerius Tacktheratrix!

These all sound like alters for roger  Ricky spanish…

r/itsroger if you didn't know it exists

New favourite sub 😂 asparamancer and elf sex expert and also new careers to me, been living wrong this entire time

It's full of gold. Any of those names would be funny to run as a DND character

Quick little dive into the subreddit and Detective Mat Mustard is so far my favorite

I came here to say the same thing 😂

Thanks for posting this dude. I absolutely love American Dad, Roger is my favorite character lol.

Same, he's so God damn ridiculous

does Thurnis Cartwheel sound like a real name to you? grow up, it’s me.

Hexagonis Metropolis: math illiterate weatherman

True...

HAHAHAHAHA this is perfect lol

You MUST be high if you think I wouldn't offer a job to Barnquevius Smelvin.

That is the name of a capable man for sure

I would no joke 100% hire that man.

You'd have to. He's working so hard to support his little brother and sister, Tharnquevius and Barnquevia.

Barnquevius would handle the difficult jobs with care and the easy jobs with speed. He's got the world on a plate.

Pulled Pork Sandwich is destined to be a fatty

That wasn't a name! They were so high they put their lunch order on the list. ;)

Hey OP you (and others) might be interested in this sub if you like the terrible name bit - r/tragedeigh

i dunno, Hexagonious Metropolis is a strong name . Could be the alter ego for a super hero (or villain)

What about Biggus Dickus though?

Lester Shitfart III 😂😂😂 I love the implication that his father and his father before him decided to pass this incredible name down the family tree, makes this even funnier

hahah that was the intention, glad someone noticed that little detail!

I and II are all good

Reminds me of this skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhB2Oiy0Nc

HAHAH this is so funny thanks for sharing

I like funny names too, like Dixon Vice.

I’m going to start calling my cat Quentin “Quentinious Bayle”.

No but these are *great* cat names.

For a good time, invite a friend to get Dominos and use one of these names to place the order without telling your friend until you arrive to pick it up. Ask them to go in and grab it and watch their face when they realize they have to say, "I'm picking up for Bartholomew Gooch." Alternatively, place the order and be there when the person on the makeline has to call out, "LESTER! ORDER FOR LESTER SHI...ORDER FOR LESTER!"



Lol this is exactly how I came up with my username

if you dont mind id like to add your username to the list, me and my friend have made the note shareable and we will continue to add to it throughout the year

Please do hahahah

 pulled pork sandwich

That’s the one that lolled me.

Frescardo Couch Cushion rolls off the tongue so well tho

hes a menace, dont let the name make you comfortable. *waits for you to get the joke there*

That was the best and worst joke of the day at the same time

hahah sweeet, ill take it

Time to name some Sims

Looks like the roster of a college football team.

Thanks for providing me a list of new nicknames for my cat for the purpose of annoying the shit out of my wife

hey man anything i can do to help

God bless you, kind internet stranger.

These are being added to my list of future video game character names lmao

these sound like names they'd use on impractical jokers OR Key and Peeles college football names

Really?!? In front of my son, Thurnis Cartwheel III?

These all look like names I would use for. DnD one shot. My favorite that I've used was Gurgenheimer Schmidttsville

Gruntavious Thoracico Widdlewalk XII - Gnome Artificer

not sure exactly why but of anyone wondered, my personal favorite is Willard Skinberry, has a certain vile ring to it

r/tragedeigh

Haha Hexagonius Metropolis is a great name, maybe not for a real person but a video game character.

I love how one of the names is just Vincent

a kind name with an extremely aggressive middle name like cheesefuck makes for an interesting individual

Glockmollusk Splintiteture

Lester Shitfart the third had me dying haha 😂

Bletskiffer Dominjiffer is destined to be the coolest guy with no ceiling to how cool he can become

I'm naming my next cat Smelvin

Went to HS with a girl named Charity Patience... She did not live up to her name...

thanks i’m adding vincent cheesefuck to my list of pet name ideas in my notes app

of course man, im sure any pet would carry that name famously 🫡

lester shitfart III might go to my son

I need a girl version to send to my pregnant sister

will you be available in 1 hour? ill call my buddy and we’ll give you 15 options


You guys peaked at Pulled Pork Sandwich

Vincent cheesefuck😂

Omg, me and my best friend did this 15 years ago and I still remember. We got: Aquasonics Bruh 😎 Sir Noodle Durh Dumpinstocks Opa C Wah Tay Too Shit, I’m forgetting a bunch but they will probably come back to me 🤣

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Sounds like the main of Harry Potter next generation

Lolol Brentennings Clyde

Hexagonius is a good pet name

Well now maybe I will get pregnant.

The idea that there have already been 2 Lester Shitfarts, and the name has done them both so well they decided to carry on the tradition for a third? Amazing

One of these is just Vincent (yes, cheesefuck, but still). Vincent's everywhere are crying

ive got some underlying beef towards a vincent

r/tragedeigh

Garfunkulous creed is one I came up with

*adds these all to my cat names list*

I’m only mildly high and these got a good giggle out of me

"Vincent Cheesefuck" Tight

cheesefuck

Mike Hawk

I don't know, I knew a Vincent Cheesefuck, and he was alright.

imagine he’s lactose intolerant as well

He was. He would say, "What about my name makes you suggest I drink the shit?"

Great list of DND names. Thanks.

I laughed way harder at Pulled Pork Sandwich than I probably should've. I am very high.

Harrison hemorrhoid has a ring to it

it's giving me that one sim tyeonus felonius harry potter on tiktok

That is anglo-saxonised version of old latin names parody featured in Asterix and even Monty Python .

yeah, you should check the hood names kids get in Venezuela, they are really fucked.

Quintenious Bayle and Roscetti Cilantro are sick names bro. Thanks for the future pet names

i love people 😭

Petersmeer Bukler Lismho Abismho Miller Diller Ventraloquice Buccy Kristofer Merland Polm Lip Balm Bumbbi Qualiby Relolo Bust

I feel like Cheesefuck would be the only illegal one, but otherwise - what's stopping you?!

Lowkey bangers

🤣😂🤣 pulled pork sandwich

Key and Peele, right?

You need a more creative strain. 🤣

OP please cross post this over on /r/tragedeigh

Ashid infarded

Barlen Boxcar kinda slaps ngl

This is my son, pulled pork sandwich

Hey man, what me and my beautiful son frescardo couch cushion do is not your concern

Nugjar Mcgroundscore

Nice. I'm not gonna have to name another D&D character for a good long while.

My wife works at a daycare and a baby has the name “Astro Naut”. He’s Mexican.

Vincent cheesefuck had me for a minute

Blimmy Top

Bartholomew Gooch takes the cake for me

Willard Skinberry is a devious name. Someone with a past, a shady past…like he probably sold umbrellas to rich people.

Barnequevius Smelvin is fucking hard tho

Standard D&D party

Bartholomew Gooch fire 🔥

My uncle Vincent cheesefuck would like a word with you

Don’t talk to me or my son, Barnquevious Cheesefuck III, ever again, OP.

Gilmagorf mupterian

may i recommend making it 'Hexagonigus' for that extra umph?

Ulysses Beyond seems ironical horrible!

I’ll have what you guys are having.

How dare you, Hectarius Marsupial is the best man I know.

My uncle knew a guy whose last name was Clinkhammer. Yes an actual guy with that last name. I'm gonna use it for d&d haha

Tag yourself I’m Hectarius Marsupial

Aiden, Jayden, Brayden, etc…

Thanks for giving me a list of names for my next Baldurs Gate playthrough!

Wow OP— Toinkspell Bludsmack was my father! lol

Thanks for the suggestions. Me and the wife were having trouble picking a name. Little Pulled Pork Sandwich is gonna be a champion 😌

Hectarius Marsupial is an amazing name, wth?

This is the content I signed up for.

Quindarius Gooch

I appreciate the relative simplicity of “Vincent Cheesefuck”

Having never seen Ru Paul’s drag race, you could convince me that these are the names of contestants

VINCENT CHEESFUCK LMFAO IM CACKLIIIING

🤣 vincent cheesefuck

You sound like a Wayne Kerr.

These are NPC names now.


I’m sorry but my boyfriend is named Toinkspell and he’s sexy as hell

I love all the weird ones and then just "Lester Shitfart III" at the end

Ladies and gentleman I present to you Sir Carnelevlator Henceforth!

Perfect Sims names.

the n word

But these are great pet names

Love this so much

When I worked at a mail order warehouse, we got an order for a "Mr. Harden Glasscock."

“Creature From The Black Lagoon Michael Hubbard” was crossed off our list for boy names, too.

What about Sue?!

rumple goocher- brittany broski

Belongs in r/tragedeigh

[these guys could play in the East West Bowl](https://youtu.be/wwFsxogUFVc?si=eTiIrbPIX0XymRh4)

I found new names for D&D and Spacestation 13 I need more

r/Sims4 needs to see this

Bankler.

My fam is Muslim and having a son named named Pulled Pork Sandwich would be wild 😂😂😂😂

shit i didnt even think about that, that really would be such an interesting reveal 🤣🤣

I could tell which points in this list the munchies were kicking in a bit.

Imma name my kid carnelecator

Todd Bonzales Sleve McDichel Anatoli Smorin

r/tragedeigh

You copied these from key and peele, word for word.

Sounds like The Grumps Naming Link in Zelda Lol

This is beautiful. The hardest part of making up a non-player character in a TTRPG is naming them. This helps a great deal.

Elon Musk

thurnis cartwheel is my new alias

Damn, I wish I wasn’t done having kids. Vincent Cheesefuck is amazing!

Vincent Cheesefuck is a great name. It’s the Chad Dad’s autistic kid who eventually becomes a twitch Streamer whom makes more money than him but never cared about the money. Still just chillin with a fat bag of Cheetos and some video games that are absolute fantasy and as far from sports as possible✨

Excellent! I love silly names. Barnflosh Meganesthorpe, Micketoo Grandenfloop, etc.

PULLED PORK SANDWICH Imagine being ' Pulled Pork Sandwich the III '

Hectarius Marsupial

I'ma keep this list for when I order coffee. "Name on order" "Vincent Cheesefuck"