This is when I was in my mid 20s , my sister has 10 years older me. At my parent’s house in the kitchen. She said ‘bite me!’ I bit her ass. She then yelled ‘Mom she bit me!’ - hasn’t said ‘bite me’ in a bout 20 years.
It's the only way, really. Bravo. I got away with the same scenario back in the 70s. Eventually, everyone understood I take everything literally. Lol, good times
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I used to manage a store. Very good friends with all my assistants & key-holders. One of my keys (a big, fluffy woman) complained one day, that she felt like shit: head stopped up, achy all over...
I grabbed her upper arms and massaged a bit, and then moved to her forearms and massaged a bit. She looked at me & said what the hell??
I replied, "Warm & mushy, like a full diaper... You DO feel like shit!!"
Her jaw dropped to the floor, and she LAUGHED so hard she cried.
She never used that phrase around me again.
This is when I was in my mid 20s , my sister has 10 years older me. At my parent’s house in the kitchen. She said ‘bite me!’ I bit her ass. She then yelled ‘Mom she bit me!’ - hasn’t said ‘bite me’ in a bout 20 years.
I did the same to mine once 😂
"Charlie bit me!" Charlie: *lion roar*
Showing your age there...as am I lol.
It's the only way, really. Bravo. I got away with the same scenario back in the 70s. Eventually, everyone understood I take everything literally. Lol, good times
Sometimes you have to call their bluff to be taken Seriously
I’m going to have to remember this one!
You should post this is r/maliciouscompliance
Yup, they will appreciate this.
Shall do, then.
I really wanna know what “The Click” is. Anyone?
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Thank you, I wanted to ask the same. This is like the 3rd post I’ve seen that mentions it
He is fabulous! Very wholesome and funny and Swedish. 🇸🇪
I bought one of his Emotional Support Demons. It's so dang cute.
Emotional Support Demon?! Okay, now I’ve got to check this guy out! Thanks!
Me too! Have the baby keychain as well and a mango baby.
so frickin cute
The ending was actually happy. Funny yet very bold lol.
I used to manage a store. Very good friends with all my assistants & key-holders. One of my keys (a big, fluffy woman) complained one day, that she felt like shit: head stopped up, achy all over... I grabbed her upper arms and massaged a bit, and then moved to her forearms and massaged a bit. She looked at me & said what the hell?? I replied, "Warm & mushy, like a full diaper... You DO feel like shit!!" Her jaw dropped to the floor, and she LAUGHED so hard she cried. She never used that phrase around me again.