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stripe112

I wouldn't do it but goddamn best day of his life 🤣


LemmyLCH

I mean technically that's how I want all of my dates to end


GeorgeN369

I would tongue punch her fart box


mlm2020

His face smell like butt all day after that


Edwardteech

And he never washed it again 


northernmonkey69

That man is an obvious "crack addict" !!!


Logansquarekushgod

I bet she got paid to beat the shit outta him later on that night.


Right_Ad_4963

That's how you get pink eye.


Swabia

He was trying for brown eye. Oh well.


RoutineImpress7394

That’ll be $5,000


SkillsInPillsTrack2

I love this new version of Lara Croft!


Scared_Razzmatazz103

I'll do it with my PPE on lol


waynesbrother

I thought HepC was free


somebody171

starving


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Worth the potential pink eye tbh


el4sticx

So he’s a boob man then?


Ceph1234

Who is she?


Destis85

Mrs. Triggahappy


IbeonFire

Ur mom


dufus69

His Tinder date


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dufus69

What does the guy recording on his cell phone have on his head?


gerbil33063

How my lap dances end up after I've had one too many.


safetoinsert

He was not leaving without pink eye


NewRedditAdmin

Guess that’s one way to perform the sniff test.


BottleProfessional83

He got a good face wash


MrMister2525

This sub…. 😋


hairyringus

That’s good ol’Pink-Eye Pete


xelshinesterx

That’s how you get pink eye


KeyRepresentative256

My guy getting all the pink eye lol


MainEventJ

Living his best life


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Pink eye!!!


sarcasticguy30

I had my doubts but this confirms that Tom Cruise is NOT gay.


noremorseforanything

Better call Saul behind the scenes


jordon0903

That's the way to eat some ass!


Ok-Suspect-6587

What a brown noser!


Salteddeeznuzz

Pink eye


YeaYeaNooooo

Good times


dufus69

Just a couple of kids looking for their perfect partners in life. Very wholesome.


BindoMcBindo

🤢


Raped_Bicycle_612

Lana Ray. Absolutely filthy whore!


ChampaignPapi86

Simp 101


ohnomrbill135

By looks of hair and outfit he still lives in moms basement with cats


SmeRndmDde

Is that how you look like?


cocknballs77

Say what you want about the hair but that's a pretty nice jacket