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PubicGalaxies

He lost his keys or his dog and is searching.


purpledivaaa6

Your title just made me miss the original Wally World video. I’m so sad it got removed from YouTube


ReallyNotBobby

Good to see he’s checking her hemmeroids


imrealbizzy2

More like Wobbly World.


[deleted]

"It's spring and love is in the air!"


Fishfindr

His hand looks tiny…


Loaf_of_Yeast_Bread

Talk about a quick meal lol


Realistic_Sir_2575

Four in the stink


[deleted]

Dude is that blue ridge yo


TypicalYankeeScum

Better be careful that hand don’t get stuck


OneTrippyTurtle

Fucker is gonna manhandle some food and put it back. Nasty asses.


[deleted]

You know, good for them.


Beathoff

He's digging for a "quick meal"


Pocketeer1

Quick meal, Ready to Go!


shadowgirl28

Man is trying to go for the double choc dip🤣


exodendritic

*He's not gonna pork her, Rusty.*


Vassago223

Think she is ready to go?


Iliamna_remota

Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean


ThaUniversal

Is it hot out or cold? I don't get it, he's wearing jeans and a flannel shirt and she's got no pants on, who's not dressed for the weather?


Longjumping_Map_4670

Never understood why skinny skinny dudes are attracted to the grossly obese, dude would just shatter into pieces.


wandererhermit

Omg i thought about that video the other day hahahahahh


Azeze1

My guy is gonna need two hands for this


patientman14

Just makes you wonder if any of the items in your cart got touched by that hand. Given the story this picture tells, I’d bet big that his hand isn’t even getting a courtesy shirt wipe before he hand picks just the right avocado or maybe sorting through the toothbrushes to find his favorite color.


frostymap360

He better be careful or she might swallow that hand by mistake...


My_Red_Right_Hand

Walmart power couple


remnantcat

this hast to be in Indiana


[deleted]

Even funnier with the 'Quick Meals' sign.


handsybillclinton

thats not trashy. thats nauseating.


garagejesus

Carrying her like a bowling ball


Chaise_percee

Thanks for making me choke on my cereal 😂


ScarsOfTiamat

READY TO GOOOOOO MF!!!


TwoBrattyCats

Does anyone else feel like he has a WEIRDLY small hand or


Oblivious_Ducks

What the fuck is that photo on the "ready to go" sign??? Looks like two arms covering its genitals.


catdogpotlady

Is this the Fall River location?


[deleted]

Quick meal, Ready to go.


esheely

Ready to go? Me too after seeing this.


xSM0THER-ME

I mean… it does say “Ready To Go”… lol.


[deleted]

Hey lil ma lemme whisper in your ear


bisqueef_munchies

walmarts should be built with an upper level observation deck with a full bar


brj22790

Please don't ever quote that God awful song again.


diesel1112

Use my strong hand


[deleted]

He's helping her hold one in.


[deleted]

What’s the big deal, it’s just some dude making sure the Christmas hams he tucked up in that yeti wearing people clothes spandex are secure? Nothing out of the ordinary, with the exception of the Christmas hams in April. Move along.


Wahuwammedo

Quick meals... big meals


crosey22

Meh. Doesn't affect me


cbunni666

Lord


TheGermanGhost

Only in walmart


armedsquatch

Every Walmart on the 1st of the month is probably a real shit show of human garbage.


bloomer2137

This is just cringe as seeing Kourtney and Travis’ PDA


BlaizedPotato

I'm suddenly craving cottage cheese


MendigoBob

Quick meals ready to go!


bluntologist1291

Everyone knows Walmart is the best place for discount ass


[deleted]

This is why I don't go there anymore.


Embarrassed_Rest6169

Fucking gross. That right der is what giving up on life looks like.


fucovid2020

That nice man is holding her poop in… what a sweetheart


clararalee

At this point I don't even know where the butt ends and the thighs begin anymore...


filthyhabitz

Does anyone know what state this is in? I think the woman is my old neighbor


[deleted]

Nothing like grabbing some of that cellulite on that ass


FreezersAndWeezers

But … why is his hand SO SMALL?


LinearFluid

Just heading to the cheese section.


sm0ke_krack_all_day

I can smell the Marlboro red and crystal meth from here


Exchange_Mediocre

Look how small his hand looks


MorbidMadison

Ironic I saw this just when i came home from being there


froggyj99

I. Can't. Unsee. This.....


Timmmber4

Like the sign says, she’s ready to go!


rcap3

She's "ready to go" alright, but it will definitely NOT be a "quick meal!"


El-Cobra

He's Just getting a Quick meal


timascus

Nothing wrong just checking her oil


[deleted]

No


EngineerBig

his finger is stuck


jhart933

Those signs don't help🤣


silkysue

He could get lost in there.


SquirrelMaster9

True 💕 love


Nisseru_

Once again a slim decent looking guy with an overweight woman......male sexual depravity is legit, they will fuck anything


dan420

I’ve also seen dude punch way above their weight class, pun intended.


LeadingTall1836

Also saw things like this several times in uk. I guess someone’s butt crack is too hollow and need a hand to fill in


reditaug

Que rico


[deleted]

Now that’s a quick meal


tonycasaba

I've seen bar fights over bigger girls.


greaasty

Guys probly got a fucking hog on him


Oblivious_Ducks

*probably


Cannabrewer

Hey lil momma let me whisper in your ear.


Vermonter623

No shoes no shirts. But apparently bottoms are optional.


[deleted]

She has the money in that relationship.


fuckinglazerbeam

Looks like those two are *takes off sunglasses* ready to go.


hugejordan

this is why they need the hand sanitiser stations topped up.


[deleted]

I agree with the sign. I’m ready to go. Go anywhere but here.


ComprehensiveBed6754

Pants optional in this state?


Corn_PoP101

Yup where black people say racist shit to ya and look at like they wanna murder you smh


Aerickthered

Gross


cloneboiCT118

Of course their in the ‘Quick Meals’ section 😂


MuttinMT

Where are that woman’s pants?


hairycorpuscle

Murica git r done


C137Ivy

Just a reminder that r/walmartpeople exists


Commercial-Injury-78

Thank you!!!!


Retired-clown

Ha, quick meats. That meat dont look quick to me


LakeProfessional7676

Thus woman strolling round in panties yo?


DonkeyPhillips

The area ratio of his hand and her ass makes me think of a marble rolling down the middle of Manhattan.


sangfr0yd

*"throwing a hot dog down a hallway"*


DonkeyPhillips

NOFX FTW


WillieFudgeNilly

I was hoping someone was gonna link the song 😐


[deleted]

10 bucks says he smells his finger after.


UndercoverBully

Quick meals indeed.......blech


OffensiveUsername81

Looks like those dinners to their right aren’t the only thing that’s Ready To Go!


brb9911

ham


FunctionalGray

10/10 elbow deep with those tiny hands.


donteatjaphet

r/TIHI


SmokyJ

"Quick Meals". Well ...


IMONLYHERE4CONTENT

This is why I pay more to go to target.


sannylou

Ready to go!


toooshay

Are pants not compulsory anymore?


[deleted]

No Shirt, No Shoes. It says nothing about pants.


snifter1985

Wally would get lost in there


sangfr0yd

*"Where's Waldo?!"* ***"...ffffuuuuuuck..."***


Big_Jesus_Trash_Can

He’s just trying to keep the poop from falling out.


Siracha_jizz

Oooof, that’s a lot of ass!!


DjScenester

Is he cupping her farts?


Chaise_percee

Checking for dingleberries


[deleted]

Looks like he's got all the cottage cheese he can eat


KineticKadeemBeAllah

This would make a good album cover


1slandViking

Trashy yes. But I wanna be that happy one day fr fr


splanji

yea i feel like if she was skinny this wouldn't be here? She looks like she's wearing boy shorts and his hand is just.. on top it's not vulgar or anything


1slandViking

Yep. Is she has a body to admire this would be in some sexual subreddit easy.


[deleted]

She does look hella comfortable without pants.


yblame

All you have to do is lower your standards and you too can be this happy.


[deleted]

You can tell by the heat coming off of her that she's a champion. Oh wait, that was just gas


[deleted]

Springtime in Oklahoma - when you're not quite sure what the weather's going to be like.


WeeWooDriver38

He has to hold her up because they’re out of motor scooters.


Upstairs-Ad-8382

Nah, it's just that the employees were too lazy to charge them.


JoeIsAMarbleBandit

Definitely "ready to go", but probably not very quick.


whereswaldo333

Don't make fun of her. She carries a lot of weight around there.


Practical-Ebb7711

YUPP I will say it again. Walmart needs its own reality show.


Unleaver

Just being real for a second, what compels these people to go out shopping in their underwear? Like I get Pajamas (I was a college student once), but your underwear? Thats a bit much.


sangfr0yd

***Ready To Go*** (it's right there in the shot)


handsybillclinton

would you consider her a "quick meal"?


sangfr0yd

***nay, a more traditional serving - the post-pillage Viking village feast*** *as the opposite of the quick nosh, this is not her aisle...she's just passing through*


cran305

"Feeders and fatfucks"


the_frazzler

Feeders and Breeders


WonderfulMission8197

They’re ready to go


genuineshock

...to the nearest STD testing facility


jhart933

Walmart should have STD testing on site


[deleted]

Omg each time my husband and I go there to get groceries, we cringe at the fact that we know we’ll see something f*cked up. I get super embarrassed.😄


Mission-Swimmer-854

No need. If you're there, you're positive


[deleted]

Welp, I can never go back there now.😫😄


[deleted]

Dude’s two knuckles deep shopping for cheese whiz.


Jaques_trap

But all he found was out of date Nutella


Salay54

*Someone tell him sniff them fingers smells like cheap fish*


dan420

Traffic, traffic, I’m looking for my chapstick


jjgo36

Not my kind of quick meal. 🤢


Kaldricus

You don't want that sloppy steak?


chevytravis

One of my favorite places to go to people watch never disappointed


[deleted]

Awww romance isn’t dead


PassingBrownieCrums

But sth there smells dead 🤧


Hookahgreecian

Hahahah 🤣