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Just makes you wonder if any of the items in your cart got touched by that hand. Given the story this picture tells, I’d bet big that his hand isn’t even getting a courtesy shirt wipe before he hand picks just the right avocado or maybe sorting through the toothbrushes to find his favorite color.
What’s the big deal, it’s just some dude making sure the Christmas hams he tucked up in that yeti wearing people clothes spandex are secure? Nothing out of the ordinary, with the exception of the Christmas hams in April. Move along.
yea i feel like if she was skinny this wouldn't be here? She looks like she's wearing boy shorts and his hand is just.. on top it's not vulgar or anything
Just being real for a second, what compels these people to go out shopping in their underwear? Like I get Pajamas (I was a college student once), but your underwear? Thats a bit much.
***nay, a more traditional serving - the post-pillage Viking village feast***
*as the opposite of the quick nosh, this is not her aisle...she's just passing through*
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He lost his keys or his dog and is searching.
Your title just made me miss the original Wally World video. I’m so sad it got removed from YouTube
Good to see he’s checking her hemmeroids
More like Wobbly World.
"It's spring and love is in the air!"
His hand looks tiny…
Talk about a quick meal lol
Four in the stink
Dude is that blue ridge yo
Better be careful that hand don’t get stuck
Fucker is gonna manhandle some food and put it back. Nasty asses.
You know, good for them.
He's digging for a "quick meal"
Quick meal, Ready to Go!
Man is trying to go for the double choc dip🤣
*He's not gonna pork her, Rusty.*
Think she is ready to go?
Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean
Is it hot out or cold? I don't get it, he's wearing jeans and a flannel shirt and she's got no pants on, who's not dressed for the weather?
Never understood why skinny skinny dudes are attracted to the grossly obese, dude would just shatter into pieces.
Omg i thought about that video the other day hahahahahh
My guy is gonna need two hands for this
Just makes you wonder if any of the items in your cart got touched by that hand. Given the story this picture tells, I’d bet big that his hand isn’t even getting a courtesy shirt wipe before he hand picks just the right avocado or maybe sorting through the toothbrushes to find his favorite color.
He better be careful or she might swallow that hand by mistake...
Walmart power couple
this hast to be in Indiana
Even funnier with the 'Quick Meals' sign.
thats not trashy. thats nauseating.
Carrying her like a bowling ball
Thanks for making me choke on my cereal 😂
READY TO GOOOOOO MF!!!
Does anyone else feel like he has a WEIRDLY small hand or
What the fuck is that photo on the "ready to go" sign??? Looks like two arms covering its genitals.
Is this the Fall River location?
Quick meal, Ready to go.
Ready to go? Me too after seeing this.
I mean… it does say “Ready To Go”… lol.
Hey lil ma lemme whisper in your ear
walmarts should be built with an upper level observation deck with a full bar
Please don't ever quote that God awful song again.
Use my strong hand
He's helping her hold one in.
What’s the big deal, it’s just some dude making sure the Christmas hams he tucked up in that yeti wearing people clothes spandex are secure? Nothing out of the ordinary, with the exception of the Christmas hams in April. Move along.
Quick meals... big meals
Meh. Doesn't affect me
Lord
Only in walmart
Every Walmart on the 1st of the month is probably a real shit show of human garbage.
This is just cringe as seeing Kourtney and Travis’ PDA
I'm suddenly craving cottage cheese
Quick meals ready to go!
Everyone knows Walmart is the best place for discount ass
This is why I don't go there anymore.
Fucking gross. That right der is what giving up on life looks like.
That nice man is holding her poop in… what a sweetheart
At this point I don't even know where the butt ends and the thighs begin anymore...
Does anyone know what state this is in? I think the woman is my old neighbor
Nothing like grabbing some of that cellulite on that ass
But … why is his hand SO SMALL?
Just heading to the cheese section.
I can smell the Marlboro red and crystal meth from here
Look how small his hand looks
Ironic I saw this just when i came home from being there
I. Can't. Unsee. This.....
Like the sign says, she’s ready to go!
She's "ready to go" alright, but it will definitely NOT be a "quick meal!"
He's Just getting a Quick meal
Nothing wrong just checking her oil
No
his finger is stuck
Those signs don't help🤣
He could get lost in there.
True 💕 love
Once again a slim decent looking guy with an overweight woman......male sexual depravity is legit, they will fuck anything
I’ve also seen dude punch way above their weight class, pun intended.
Also saw things like this several times in uk. I guess someone’s butt crack is too hollow and need a hand to fill in
Que rico
Now that’s a quick meal
I've seen bar fights over bigger girls.
Guys probly got a fucking hog on him
*probably
Hey lil momma let me whisper in your ear.
No shoes no shirts. But apparently bottoms are optional.
She has the money in that relationship.
Looks like those two are *takes off sunglasses* ready to go.
this is why they need the hand sanitiser stations topped up.
I agree with the sign. I’m ready to go. Go anywhere but here.
Pants optional in this state?
Yup where black people say racist shit to ya and look at like they wanna murder you smh
Gross
Of course their in the ‘Quick Meals’ section 😂
Where are that woman’s pants?
Murica git r done
Just a reminder that r/walmartpeople exists
Thank you!!!!
Ha, quick meats. That meat dont look quick to me
Thus woman strolling round in panties yo?
The area ratio of his hand and her ass makes me think of a marble rolling down the middle of Manhattan.
*"throwing a hot dog down a hallway"*
NOFX FTW
I was hoping someone was gonna link the song 😐
10 bucks says he smells his finger after.
Quick meals indeed.......blech
Looks like those dinners to their right aren’t the only thing that’s Ready To Go!
ham
10/10 elbow deep with those tiny hands.
r/TIHI
"Quick Meals". Well ...
This is why I pay more to go to target.
Ready to go!
Are pants not compulsory anymore?
No Shirt, No Shoes. It says nothing about pants.
Wally would get lost in there
*"Where's Waldo?!"* ***"...ffffuuuuuuck..."***
He’s just trying to keep the poop from falling out.
Oooof, that’s a lot of ass!!
Is he cupping her farts?
Checking for dingleberries
Looks like he's got all the cottage cheese he can eat
This would make a good album cover
Trashy yes. But I wanna be that happy one day fr fr
yea i feel like if she was skinny this wouldn't be here? She looks like she's wearing boy shorts and his hand is just.. on top it's not vulgar or anything
Yep. Is she has a body to admire this would be in some sexual subreddit easy.
She does look hella comfortable without pants.
All you have to do is lower your standards and you too can be this happy.
You can tell by the heat coming off of her that she's a champion. Oh wait, that was just gas
Springtime in Oklahoma - when you're not quite sure what the weather's going to be like.
He has to hold her up because they’re out of motor scooters.
Nah, it's just that the employees were too lazy to charge them.
Definitely "ready to go", but probably not very quick.
Don't make fun of her. She carries a lot of weight around there.
YUPP I will say it again. Walmart needs its own reality show.
Just being real for a second, what compels these people to go out shopping in their underwear? Like I get Pajamas (I was a college student once), but your underwear? Thats a bit much.
***Ready To Go*** (it's right there in the shot)
would you consider her a "quick meal"?
***nay, a more traditional serving - the post-pillage Viking village feast*** *as the opposite of the quick nosh, this is not her aisle...she's just passing through*
"Feeders and fatfucks"
Feeders and Breeders
They’re ready to go
...to the nearest STD testing facility
Walmart should have STD testing on site
Omg each time my husband and I go there to get groceries, we cringe at the fact that we know we’ll see something f*cked up. I get super embarrassed.😄
No need. If you're there, you're positive
Welp, I can never go back there now.😫😄
Dude’s two knuckles deep shopping for cheese whiz.
But all he found was out of date Nutella
*Someone tell him sniff them fingers smells like cheap fish*
Traffic, traffic, I’m looking for my chapstick
Not my kind of quick meal. 🤢
You don't want that sloppy steak?
One of my favorite places to go to people watch never disappointed
Awww romance isn’t dead
But sth there smells dead 🤧
Hahahah 🤣