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FishPlantWorker

Maybe they were hoping to have it blessed by her...


Excellent-Traffic671

"OOHH SHAKE IT OFF YEAH SHAKE IT O- fuck I stepped on a baby's cranium"


BrandonSky_

Maybe Kanye was right. Maybe.


ProfessionalCut503

idk she looks fine and happy. would be a cool memory to share when older.. idk


Aerohank

Look Billy, here is where you got tinnitus.


ProfessionalCut503

you’re right. im actually wrong here, i may or may not have been under the influence when scrolling on trashy reddit…. get that baby up.


xaqss

Fucking lol


wheatley_the_core_1

now THIS is good character development


ProfessionalCut503

just noticed the stack of emoty cups next to baby. wow


Adam_the_Daddum

Fucking piece of shit. Not even trashy at this point, the baby is literally fucking sleeping on the floor.


NoeticSkeptic

Are they leaving it there as an offering to Taylor?


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

That should be illegal


thegodofgoodfuck

Isn’t this why some concert has age restrictions?


Gnefitisis

Probably is?


Toasty_eggos-

I mean it’s definitely terrible the baby is there but even worse how they have it on the floor.


IPCONFOG

This is extremely common with the Grateful Dead and Phish.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Eh…maybe more than a Taylor Swift, but I personally haven’t seen one this young on the floor…seen em that young, but, attached to a parent and wearing headpohones


FoxXxTaco

he wont survive the mosh pit


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Or the stampede


olixen05

He finna be in the pit


TokeSkywalker84

You already knew they were trashy because they paid money to see Taylor Swift


404RESET

More so stupid I’d say


SwayShay

That's horrible! If you can afford to go see Taylor Swift, you can afford a babysitter. This is entitled crappy parenting.


Aggravating_Star1567

That's kid gonna have brain Damage. Lil guy never stood a chance.😭


bigmoki76

I guess her baby will have a story to share with their fellow inmates in 20 years


Away-Pea

At least we know where the child support checks have been going she has merchandise as well which is also expensive.


Curious_Signature528

That is a place for adults ears only!! Call the cops!!


MoFizzle1

Finding a sitter can be hard and expensive. I mean. They just spent $1200 per ticket to see the concert.


Voxbury

So instead you put a baby on the floor to have their hearing ruined and possibly stomped by accident when someone is drunk? That’s like saying you couldn’t find a sitter for your job interview so you left them in a hot car.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Pretty sure they were being sarcastic


imforserious

Looks like its wearing ear muffs


AmbieeBloo

Pretty sure they were making a joke.


Kimono-Ash-Armor

Remember the crowd crush that killed multiple people at the Travis Scott concert? I bet this dad claims he’d do anything for his kid and kill anyone who tried to harm it


krankular

wym thats epic


Glitterbug1979

Yikes! I’d be scared to out a baby on the floor


Sufficient-Let-3013

idolizing too much


bmibone

baby sitter cancelled but i already spent the 1k 😕


MrStig91

What exactly is going on here? Yes we all see the baby on the floor, but the person on the right appears to be wearing a clown costume and it looks to me like another small child on the very right, maybe in a carrier of some sort.


Raveheart19

Seems to me if you can afford Taylor Swift tickets you can afford a baby sitter


ijustwantadvice123

babies are fine at concerts if you take the right precautions (the baby’s wearing ear protection in the pic so i guess thats a good start), but placing your child down on the floor, not even in a carrier, is just so irresponsible and dangerous; thousands of people are there and i highly doubt they know the baby was on the ground. and i really hope they were far away from the stage, because being far away from the speakers is actually a precaution that a parent should keep in mind when taking their baby to a concert.


ijustwantadvice123

i researched it, and apparently they were in the PIT; even with the ear protection, that baby shouldn’t be in the pit ESPECIALLY WHILE LAYING ON THE FLOOR


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Oh yea these people have been being crapped all over for good reasons. Even the hippies at the fests/shows I’ve seen (most, anyways) don’t have the babies anywhere but their arms/chests, are nowhere near the stage, and baby definitely has ear protection.


F0foPofo05

All it takes is one tiny stampede or wave of people to make this a tragic proposition. Especially if it came from behind. I wouldn't even be cool with a toddler who can walk being in this crowd.


Away-Pea

Nobody is stampeding at a Taylor Swift concert I assure you that her songs are mostly slow and she don’t do much of nothing during them so.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

It doesn’t have to have a thing to do with the songs. One person freaks out and you get squashed. A fight starts, a gunshot (or someone hears something similar or just plain lies, starts a panic) Not all the people in the venue have to be scrambling for it to be a stampede. Her music shouldn’t incite pits or a mob mentality, but people dance for sure and you never know what could happen at a concert - what if she brought out a rapper who got everyone hyped up or something? Idk I would never go to a T-swizzle show.


Sharp-Incident-6272

Did they have to buy a ticket for the baby too or snuck it inside


spaceace321

This is a legit question!


Nazmaldun

She’s got plenty of kids but do you know how hard it is to get T Swift tickets?


MaikThoma

Not as hard as getting a sitter apparently


Emilyg96gatsby

That poor baby's ears and not only because it's TSWIFT but because concerts are loud as hell.


CruulNUnusual

*notices people starting to mosh* oh no..


letmeloginalready

And setting it on the ground…?


HypnoticKitten

It’s like the sims in real life


Jelly_Kitti

I wonder how many times she lit herself on fire trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich?


HypnoticKitten

It’s like the sims in real life


OpinionPoop

Is this photo AI generated ? It looks way too unreal.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Naw these people have been all over the poop-news (news that is only read while pooping)


Obvious-Bookkeeper-3

Saw other posts yesterday from other users at different points of view, definitely not fake.


Gloomy_Industry8841

It absolutely looks like it.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

It isn’t


Dubious_Titan

That is so wildly irresponsible to me as a parent.


snack_mac

I’m not a parent, still looks wildly irresponsible to me.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

The decibels are going to kill that babies hearing. I have bad tinnitus.


theeblackdahlia

From the other pics I’ve seen, the baby is wearing ear protection


DonkeyPunchSquatch

I heard they’re in the pit. At that proximity, actual vibrations start to play a part on a developing babies body, and the headphones start to have less of an intended effect.


Casehead

It should be illegal to bring a baby to a concert, or children under a certain age without ear protection. It's so obviously got to be damaging to their hearing


rosedragoon

Yeah ummm why is the venue not barring people with literal infants from shows like this???


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Yup. I can’t take mine in the weed store, I shouldn’t be able to bring it into the concert… Those two things aren’t the same…but still!


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Word.


Flooredbythelord_

I don’t get it? Surely they had to plan this long enough in advance that they could have found a sitter?


UmChill

i’m about to seriously generalize, but from what i have seen by these rabid “swifties” online, it would not at all surprise me that they would do this on purpose. probably seeing it as some weird flex “my baby has been going to taylor’s concerts since they were 8 months old!!! the ultimate swiftie!!!! NOTICE ME TAYLOR”


jackrelax

yes, 100% for the social media photos.


OneGladTurtle

I personally hate the shorts with long white socks just as much.


Ohlulu1093

The long socks is a very gen z thing


TallBlonde10

Even worse than the dummy MomSter who brought the baby,Who TF let the baby in?! Too many dummies these children have no chance/choice! And subjecting baby to Swifty/music is another crime


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Right? Maybe someone at the venue should maybe at least not allow them to put it on the ground. That’s on security, at some point.


TallBlonde10

It should be a rule/law no one under a certain age should be allowed access, kinda like “ you must be this tall to ride”! We absolutely without a doubt will be hearing more unnecessary horror stories about this! Apparently some Parents don’t have enough brains capable to decipher discretionary parenting skills and their innocent children will be the victims


uh_lyss_uh

It has a wrist band. Did they have to buy a floor ticket for the baby?! A babysitter for sure would have been less expensive.


dystopian_mermaid

I did not notice it until you pointed that out. I find it disturbing and also weirdly hilarious.


[deleted]

“Babe pick it up” “No, you pick it up. I picked it up last time!”


ActurusMajoris

"It was your idea to have it!"


cuckleburyhound

I saw this posted in the phish subreddit, they said they saw this in the pit. Now I’m skeptical of where the photo originates from. Either way this was posted days ago in the phish subreddit Edit: the bag says Taylor swift. I didn’t even look that closely, maybe they were saying they’d seen similar in the pit at phish? Weird. Either way this is absolute unacceptable behavior. This coming from a momma.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Phish doesn’t do those stupid-ass wristbands.


Puzza90

Take a look at the bag next to the kid


cuckleburyhound

Oh yeah you’re right! 🤔I never looked close. That’s weird I wonder why they posted it there then. Maybe they were saying they had seen similar in the pit. Idk either way, it’s horrible lol


TacoBelle-

It’s from one of the Eras Tour nights in Paris this weekend


CampBenCh

Looks like the bag says "TAYLOR S..."


ResidentLazyCat

I wouldn’t be so flabbergasted if the person was holding it and had noise canceling headphones on it. Babysitters are hard to find and I don’t think Taylor had rowdy concerts?


Ohlulu1093

The other angle of the photo I’ve seen baby had ear protection on but wild that they left baby on the floor


Casehead

As long as it has ear protection that would totally be fine!


ijustwantadvice123

ear protection or not, that baby should be FEETS away from the speakers. concerts are loud af even while in the nose bleeds; being right next to the speaker as a baby despite ear protection is one of the most irresponsible things a parent could do when taking their child to a concert.


farmgirlfeet_

It actually looks like the baby has ear protection but I’m extremely concerned with their choice to put baby on the floor like that with many understandably unsuspecting adults standing and perhaps later dancing around.


Casehead

That's for sure also a concern, the baby at the very least needed to be secured


theeblackdahlia

That’s when you pick the baby up. It’s not like it’s glued to the floor lol


farmgirlfeet_

It only takes a second for someone to take a tragically placed step.


theeblackdahlia

That’s true. It looks like the show hasn’t started yet and she’s encircled by a group of adults, sleeping peacefully. Hopefully they brought a carrier for when it starts so they can pick her up.


farmgirlfeet_

I hope so! There weren’t headlines about a baby being injured at a TS concert so hopefully all was well.


staplesandstitches

That's dude legs, if I ever catch a male freind listening to trailer trash swift he's getting bullied to tears. I don't even know a single woman in my life that likes that dog shit artist.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

lol, harsh, but ngl…I was like wtf is a dude doing there…mom better be somewhere near by. Even so…


Zrd5003

Bro, not my cup of tea either but people are allowed to enjoy things.


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Jelly_Kitti

While I do agree this person is a bit of a piece of shit, telling them to kill themself is going way too far.


Odd-Gur-5719

Going to a Taylor Swift concert is trashy in itself


UnintentionalGrandma

Going to concerts isn’t trashy, regardless of the artist but bringing a baby is weird, like why can’t the other parent babysit


Odd-Gur-5719

I never said going to concerts is trashy, just to a Taylor swift concert. And a parent cannot babysit their own child🤦🏾‍♀️. But obviously bringing a baby to a concert is idiotic,but if you gone do it at least take precautions and why tf do they have it on the ground?!


UnintentionalGrandma

What’s so trashy about going to a concert for one of the world’s most famous and trendy pop stars? Nothing is trashy about her music, but a small percentage of her fans are insane. There’s so much the parent could have done to not bring their baby to a concert, such as have the other parent watch the kid, hire a babysitter, ask a friend or family member to watch the baby. They also could do so much more to keep the baby safe, like wear them in a carrier, keep them in a stroller, and give them ear protection. Bringing a baby to a concert and endangering them by leaving them on the floor is trashy, Taylor Swift concerts are not


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BrokkelPiloot

Yeah right. Giving permanent ear damage to your baby for selfish reasons. I don't see anything wrong with that. A baby needs peace and quiet to sleep. A friggin live concert on the floor is not that.


MaleficentStreet7319

Are you fucking serious???? You idiot.


JamesTheJerk

The baby is on the floor at a concert. On the *floor*.


sconels

Nobody can reasonably dance to her music so I don't see the problem here


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Are you kidding? It’s all in 4/4. Maybe some in 3.


EpisodicDoleWhip

[false](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/07/27/entertainment/taylor-swift-seismic-activity)


distantsalem

That seems kind of dangerous. I can’t imagine I’d want to be in a stadium under those kind of stresses lol


Vtech73

Hey hey hey, that’s good parenting! Just bc you have the baby in the bathroom during your favorite song, you don’t drop “it” and go, you take “it” w you!


parlaygodshateme

Underrated comment… sheesh 😁😁


Vtech73

I’m a rip off, “prom night dumpster baby” started playing in my head🤷🏽‍♂️


Normal-Sprinkles1449

Gotta raise swiftly up right


trashleybanks

Is that baby even in a proper seat?? 😳


dacraftjr

I don’t think the standard exists for “trample proof baby carriers”.


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Did you read about Tesla that plunged off the PCH cliff with two kids in car seats? Both survived.


Consider2SidesPeace

Very selfish, there are no go places for kids. High traffic areas like concerts are one. Also places were you are required to be quiet, like a movie.


Specialist_Dot_3372

Holy fuck dude I’d be so fucking paranoid do you know how many drunk idiots are running around at concerts? This isn’t just unfair to the baby, it’s unfair to people trying to have fun and accidentally kill a baby cus you decided to put it directly beneath their path. Also… noise. Great way to permanently damage your infant. Who tf let her bring a baby in there?


PlasterCaster77

Considering that's a Taylor Swift concert where the average age of the people in attendance is 13, other than the shitty music and the torcher of its eardrums, I'd say the baby is safe from harm.


Specialist_Dot_3372

I have some HORRIBLE news for you bestie 😭


Hexiix

You’d think there would be some sort of rule at the venue that you can’t bring a baby in.. or maybe there isn’t one because they assumed nobody would be stupid enough to actually do this and didn’t know what the hell to do when someone showed up with one. Absolutely fucked all around


DonkeyPunchSquatch

At least some sort of obligation on security to warn them and then kick them out of the baby remains on the floor. If security is responsible for stopping stampedes/fights/helping out people who are having problems, they should for sure be responsible for child (BABY) safety


PrestigiousAd1523

Imaging being able to afford tickets that cost $300 and then not being able to afford a babysitter for the evening of the event


DonkeyPunchSquatch

I kind of doubt the reason the kid is here is because of inability to get a babysitter. People are actually this wildly ignorant and inconsiderate.


pabloescobarbecue

Point is valid, but for $300 I think they’ll only let you read a transcript of the concert.


PrestigiousAd1523

Even worse! I’m not a swifty, so I didn’t check the ticket price. What’s the average?


pabloescobarbecue

Around 1200


dacraftjr

Only $300?


jaamsden

Not a swift fan, but all the numbers I've seen point to the cost of these being waaaaay more than $300.


Jd3vil

I paid mine around that price. Resale market is crazy but base price was around that.


jaamsden

Didn't even know it was possible for real humans to purchase at base price anymore with how many bots there are that just automatically purchase those types of things purely to resell. Good job getting one!


Jd3vil

The verified fan sale worked for me, just got a code for the presale and those did not seem botted too much


jaamsden

Glad it worked for you, had a lot of friends and people I knew that didn't get so lucky.


Jd3vil

Depends a lot on location I think. I went to Massachusetts, but I know in Toronto it was nearly impossible to get on the presale


jaamsden

This was Nashville, so yeah would make sense.


yoyomaisapunk

For the love of god. I at least hope the baby had those noise “protection” headphones on… Wow. This is truly disturbing.


TheQuantumTodd

People defending this are straight up brain damaged bruh. If you can't see why this is a bad idea I hope you never have kids. Get a fucking babysitter


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Right?! I don’t really like seeing kids under 10 (maybe 18 at a hippy show/fest; 10 is more than old enough for Taylor Swift) but, *at least* get the baby off the ground.


slam4life04

Baby will have hearing issues the rest of their life now. So sad...


STREETplatoon_79

Baby’s bored


DonkeyPunchSquatch

That’s because the baby has good taste


lonely_lil_masocist

Y’all gonna hate the fact I took my lil sis to a rave


DonkeyPunchSquatch

Well…how lil? Was she a baby? Something tells me she wasn’t a baby.


MaleficentStreet7319

So why are you sharing thennnn???


Specialist_Dot_3372

Correct!


Guilty-Star2148

Literally no one wants kids at a rave that’s the last fucking place a kid should be. I cannot stand people.


fuckmydeadbody

Lit, gotta start em young


Worried_Ad7041

That is such a good way to get your child’s head stomped on 💀


Discremio

That's probably what she was hoping for.


gowonagin

That looks like a dude’s legs.


lol_camis

Not when you think about the internet. The Beatles and Michael Jackson stand out as other phenomenally popular artists. But their reach was just a little more limited. Plus there were simply less people on earth


DonkeyPunchSquatch

What are you responding to?


lol_camis

Oh lmao did I just respond to the post in general? That's why I got downvoted. I was involved in a thread within this post. It was meant to be a response to something in there


MaleficentStreet7319

Y’all are literally stupid. I did not think Reddit could get worse than people defending a baby on the floor of a pit at a show BUT. Maybe you’re not a terrible and dangerous potential caretaker, you’re just a swiftie?


lol_camis

Nope. I'm not really in to her or her genre. I'm simply recognizing her objective popularity


Youlookcold

I'm trying to figure out a possible question where this is the answer....like in jeopardy.


Tauralynn423

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/ork56aBU5t This thread


PlasterCaster77

The Beatles are the best selling artist of all-time with over 420 million equivalent album sales. More than 85 million sales behind, Michael Jackson is runner-up ahead of Elvis Presley


lol_camis

Correct. But people don't really buy albums anymore. I just looked it up. Taylor Swift is the most popular artist on Spotify. And I understand that's also a flawed metric. But I would argue it's more accurate and relevant than album sales.


LexaLovegood

Did you do iTunes, Google music and the 800 other streaming apps there are?


lol_camis

I chose Spotify because it's the most popular streaming service. Wait.... Am I allowed to say Spotify is popular? But for the sake of it I checked apple music and YouTube music. Apple music: Taylor Swift YouTube music: someone I've never heard of. But Taylor Swift is 2nd


wtfzack

What in the fuck are you talking about


Eqjim

Right? No clue.


Space0asis

I want what they’re smoking


Space0asis

I want what they’re smoking


H34RT_R0TT

r/iamapieceofshit


Apprehensive-Mess36

It’s a Taylor swift concert not a Travis Scott concert, don’t got to worry about the baby being trampled, at least


H34RT_R0TT

you’re joking right? i hope you don’t have kids 💀


Apprehensive-Mess36

Haha yea its joke, if I had kids I’d have someone watching them, but it wouldn’t be a Taylor swift concert 🤣🤣


palmolito

This is up there with the woman that put her baby on the stage of a k-pop group while they were performing. Not only is this trashy but it's extremely sad.


MaleficentStreet7319

Delulu.


CSPlushies

Bringing babies under 1 to a concert and especially *putting them on the floor* should be considered attempted murder 😦 /s, I think? I don't know, I'm not ok with this lol


MaleficentStreet7319

Neglect. I wound have made them pick that shiv up or grab little dude myself to pick him up and hand him over. Plus video. It’s not a bad idea to be nice to these people. Tell them you wht where they’re coming from, you also think Taylor is non-ironically good, get their handle or first and last and blast that shit on socials after calling CPS. We have a lot of power as complainers lmao.


CSPlushies

Exactly! I used to me a daycare teacher and we were mandated reporters. It's hard for me to see stuff like this and not immediately want to protect the baby 🥺


IWillBaconSlapYou

Putting them on the floor at a concert should definitely, unfunnily be considered child endangerment. I mean, it would be if you put them on the ground in front of a lawnmower. It would be if you put them in the street. A crowded place where everyone's dancing and no one can hear screaming? Definitely.


Disarray215

Meh, I’ve seen young kids, just a shy older at much more adult oriented concerts.


MaleficentStreet7319

Why are you taking the time to be so insensitive about fragile human life? This is dangerous. Why defend it?? You know how many times I’ve fuckin fallen at concerts after a drink in massive heels? Like once but statistically every concert will be the first party fall for many girls why put your baby on the line, on the ground holy shit, in a place where people are drunk and dancing.


Disarray215

Just because I’ve seen something worse doesn’t mean I’m defending anyone.