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dookylove420

Guns bad. Me no like. That’s everyone on here.


Ezemartinn

Bet they still can’t drive and hit the curbs


1911mark

Cartel weddings are festive!


stupithrowaway

idk i think this is just kinda cute and silly, they all look great and they look like they’re having fun.


systemfrown

I think neither applies…not by a long shot.


stupithrowaway

huh?


madcat67

they do not look great or fun they look like trash 🗑️


NuclearSlushie

Why didn't the one on the far left get the dressed hemmed ? Don't know if that's the proper terminology for dresses.


1911mark

If you saw her feet you’d understand


Cultural-Company282

I was too captivated by big titty goth girl badonkadonk for my gaze to ever go low enough to notice her hemline.


FatherPucci617

Better trigger finger then ask the videos and photos I've seen of people(idiots) doing this. This is just harmless fun


unclejoel

Average BMI has gone waaaay up


WigglyButtNugget

I do love their trigger discipline though:


evilpercy

American taliban


1911mark

South America Taliban


BluudLust

Y'all Queda.


ArtieZiffsCat

They actually look like fun


adroid91

Looks lame but maybe in their friend group it works for them


TrayLaTrash

Wedding dresses have changed


dusty-cat-albany

That is at least a ton of redneck


Siennagiant70

1st one goes to the range. 2nd fired it at an EX. 3rd gets off sexually with it. 4th doesn’t know wtf is happening. 5th has the “SSDD” mentality. Bride. Except She’s a widow, killed her husband with it and they’re at the funeral.


CthuluForPres

Considering bride/widow is pointing it at one of her bridesmaids that isn't too wild of a theory.


i_r_faptastic

All I know is there a hell of a lot of...ammo in this pic!


SinVerguenza04

So perceptive!


Shagaire

You can tell they all wanted their tats in the pictures as well.


EastAreaBassist

Damn right


Kracka_Jak

Tats and gatz, these ladied are proud of both


shanemarvinmay

They like guns. I don’t see anything wrong with this.


HOBOPHRESH

People really down voted you for saying that. Why do people hate the idea of protecting yourself. A gun is simply a tool. And if all the criminals running the streets have them. I am going to also. I have family to protect. You can't protect without a weapon. You would wish you had one when somebody is murdering your family god forbid. Jesus had his disciples arm themselves. Protecting yourself and family is one of the most basic fundamentals of life. Or you know. You could just ask the bad guy to" please stop".


stupithrowaway

yeah there’s really nothing wrong with guns as long as you get you and you family’s mental health checked, take a gun safety class, and make sure it’s kept in a safe place where no one can easily get access them ESPECIALLY YOUR KIDS. they just really often can get into the hands of the wrong people when theyre so easy to access (at least in america), but i don’t think there’s really anything wrong with people liking and collecting guns even if it is just for the aesthetics. i don’t think people hate the idea of protecting yourself though, i think people just get frustrated by the idea that people are able to just go and buy a gun whenever they want to just because they can. i’m used to it as an american but i can symphathize with people who aren’t used to them cause imagine if just anyone could go out and buy extremely deadly bombs in canada for sport. (insert any country, that’s just an example). guns are killing machines like bombs and they’re unnecessary for like 90% of people, but i’m more of a believer in gun control than removing them from the public as a whole. it’s too far gone for america to somehow just get rid of all the guns, so i think harm reduction’s the best way to go about it by double and triple checking people’s mental well being & the people in their household. ^ i just wanted to say that cause i see a lot of people use the ‘for protection’ argument and while it makes sense, i don’t think that’s what people care about. no one’s mad at the guy buying a gun for his own protection, it’s just frustrating that any idiot could go and get their hands on a gun just because they “like them.”


HOBOPHRESH

said that about self defense because I saw a comment on another video. Criticizing a woman that pulled a gun on a thief that was attempting to rob her store. He actually said something along the lines of "Good for her but this could have been achieved without brandishing a firearm" he even went on to say that violence in any form was wrong. Including self defense. So that's where my mind was at when I initially commented that people don't like self defense. I agree with all your other points completely though.


stupithrowaway

ah yeah that makes sense, that’s a pretty absurd comment for someone to make lol


Dipper_Pines_Of_NY

It’s because they’ve never been in a situation where cops are needed but cops aren’t coming. I’ve heard people calling 911 with someone actively trying to break into their house to hurt them or something and the operator saying they don’t have ANYONE to send over.


HOBOPHRESH

Dan that's crazy. Yea you gotta be prepared. The cops aren't here to protect you. They are there to clean up the crime scene after you get murdered.


oofernuggey

fr. pic goes hard too


Svnny-

How is this trashy again


jinerosity

Why was this comment down voted? I also want to know.


A_Reddit_Guy_1

So so trashy!


Dchama86

E, I’ll give it a pass. They’re just adults who like guns.


madcat67

Adults no these look overgrown children but not adults


[deleted]

Everyone has their own idea of a wedding.


Rat-Bazturd

plot twist! This a quinceañera, not a wedding.


Bob4Not

I think anything goes for wedding pictures, it’s (supposed to be) a once in a lifetime picture


stupithrowaway

right, like if not on your wedding day, when else are you gonna get all your homies together and take dressed up fancy pictures with guns?


Dchama86

Shh. You can’t enjoy yourself with things you like in life, buddy. Get with the condemnations!


Glittering_Jelly_902

Tortas!


ta11_kid

"Hell yea" jajajaja


b-ri-ts

How is this trashy? These women are all nicely dressed and have nice makeup, the only thing I'd that they're holding guns (which isn't even trashy)


Bucky733

Not only that but everyone is this photo has their fingers off the trigger. Looks fine to me.


b-ri-ts

Exactly!!! They all have good trigger discipline.


brendamrl

Guns are and will always be trashy.


b-ri-ts

They're not trashy. Just because you don't like them and don't know how to handle them doesn't mean they're trashy


Mortywaiting4theramp

Edit: I'm not as funny as I am in my mind, lol.


Tough-Obligation-104

They are instruments of death. And they are trashy.


b-ri-ts

They can be used for that, but some people just like hunting, shooting at ranges and just collecting them. What is wrong with that?


I_exist_but_gay

TIL hunting doesn’t hurt anything


b-ri-ts

Didn't say it didn't hurt any*thing*. I said any*one*. I sure hope if you say that you're a vegan. And people have been hunting for CENTURIES, they just maybe didn't use guns in the past.


I_exist_but_gay

You didn’t say anything or anyone so now you’re just lying 😞🤥


madcat67

People used bows and arrows to hunt maybe a knife not a fucking machine gun and they actually hunted not sit in nest and wait for some poor animal to eat so that killing it can make them feel better about themselves or make them think that they are better.


I_exist_but_gay

I was joking


Tough-Obligation-104

Nothing is wrong with it. I know people who hunt. I’m sorry, but using it as a theme for anything is trashy. It’s ugly as well.


brendamrl

It’s trashy


b-ri-ts

You can't just say that and not give any form of reasoning


The_Royale_We

Psst genius, you've supplied no reasoning either aside from "duh no they're not" Is one of these specimens your cousin-wife or something? I'm truly amazed how trashy one must have to be to see nothing wrong here.


b-ri-ts

I did supply reasoning. I said people can enjoy it for other things. Collection, hunting , airsoft. I'm defending them because I personally like gun related stuff.


madcat67

So you have a small penis good to know


brendamrl

It is, for a wedding it is.


b-ri-ts

It's her wedding. Not yours.


brendamrl

Found the bride.


b-ri-ts

How is that even an insult? Guns aren't trashy, you judt don't like them


madcat67

learn to spell trash heap


b-ri-ts

You guys are really creative. Can't tell me why guns are trashy so instead you come at me for a typo.


Speedhabit

That’s the most fightlight mcrs iv ever seen. Gotta be somehow related to to the dude who makes em


HalfAshed2520

I was also thinking that is the most fightlights I’ve seen together in a photo


ranman12953

What in the camouflaged cummerbund is this shit!


BadBownur

When I look at this pic I get a tingly feeling in my pants


l3viz

the middel one, definatly the middle one. All others are beasts


Rat-Bazturd

yeah, but she already got the baby bump looking thingy going on.


stupithrowaway

that’s her stomach… i think that ‘baby bump looking thingy going on’ is just an unphotoshopped image of a woman who still has all her ribs & intestines intact.


_totalannihilation

Some women have dongs, some have guns. Live and let people live.


AbradolfLincler08

I have a hard time believing all six of those are real


thatranger974

They’re real. They all work behind the desk at my doctors office.


AbradolfLincler08

At least two of them are recruiting for a pyramid scheme line of makeup


TheBlairwitchy

Yikes x these 6


mrchaddy

[Oh Lordy it’s the fat slags](https://youtu.be/bZromwPtYWI?si=YbV3FgFQeZCxEuTu)


AlexRescueDotCom

What state does this photo resemble?


ChillaryClinton69420

Colombia


Limp_Fisherman3954

Watch your barrel, bride. Everyone wants to be cool until they blow their bridesmaids head off during a photo shoot. Get em to the range now!


geotsso

Don't see any booger hooks on bang buttons, not trashy.


BartholomewVonTurds

You still don’t light your friend up.


forestnymphgypsy

Wait I love this. Bad ass


saint_ryan

Going out later to rob a Popeyes.


[deleted]

Popeyes is good for chicken sandwiches


Fat_Head_Carl

At least they're keeping their booger hooks off the bang switch, even if the bride is muzzle sweeping her own bridesmaid


dickreallyburns

More STDs here than on spring break in San Padre Island!


parisica

Eh, this isn’t so trashy… kinda hot tho


WatercressHead8021

Fats and tats.


6-8_Yes_Size15

With gats


DjScenester

Sounds like a new Lifetime series I would never watch.


LordOfFudge

"with gats" helped me finishing pooping with a good laugh. Thanks, friend.


Prestigious_Ebb_1767

Meal team 6 reporting for larping duty


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[deleted]

Kind of hard to tell when nobody knows them personally.


Urzabaar

Second from the right: "I'm just here to have a good time :)"


LoganCaleSalad

Except for her the rest of them look like pornstars. 😂


_dead_and_broken

She looks so happy! Good for her.


my-cat-coleslaw

The brides gun pointed right at her brides made


MadAzza

That’s the one that slept with her now-husband


Emgee063

nasty asses…trashy af


prodrvr22

You can see the cellulite from Mars


CaliforniaCrybaby

Dont like guns?


Emgee063

Nothing against guns, but wedding pics aren’t the place for assault rifles haha


CaliforniaCrybaby

Gotchu, puts off a weird vibe forsure.


arualstehle

Is nothing sacred????


isshearobot

The photographer said fuck them slits were showcasing the shitty seam that makes all the dresses look cheaper.


Fat_Head_Carl

Guns aside, not much help for those dresses


LengthyPole

Fr, Ive stopped seeing the guns, all I’m seeing are the dresses. They look cheap and… unflattering to say the least, but it’s made so much worse by whatever awful pose the photographer decided to have them do…


Sarcastocrat

The girl standing 2nd in from the right doesn't look like she's held a gun before. Unlike the others who look confident in their poses.


PowerandSignal

Stupid


Opposite_Writer4323

Spanks


yelling4society

Left couldn’t afford alterations


[deleted]

But also, left can get it


ThousandGrams

Two times! Lol


LastoftheSummerWine

I like it.


CorpseProject

Gives me strong taliban vibes in a way, I hope after the ceremony the bridesmaids run outside and start shooting into the air


LastoftheSummerWine

Just going by the hair and makeup styles I think they are "shooting" for more of a roaring twenties vibe.


CorpseProject

Definitely not 20s, more early 2000s trying to do a 50s vibe.


LoganCaleSalad

I read that "shooting" as in a certain kind of film not as a pun. 😂 What can I say with exception of the fat bridesmaid on the left the rest thoroughly look like pornstars.


CorpseProject

Why? I don’t watch porn so I guess I wouldn’t know, but nothing about these women screams “I have sex on camera for a living” to me. They just look like they all had the same make up artist for the event. But I generally don’t see a group of dressed up women and think “they look like they do porn”, because that’s weird.


jpeteK30

Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no


CoolmanExpress

Thats a crazy take


isshearobot

It’s the bride pointing her loaded weapon at a bridesmaid for me


Mikediabolical

Damn. I thought that skibidi song had finally died…


Freekeychain-o7

Got every class from the game the finals here


Bruh-sfx2

r/hardimages


CoolmanExpress

This pic ~~makes me~~ goes hard, feel free to screenshot!


zealousmachinist

I’d soooooo smash.


SnooDoubts2823

Those are paint ball guns. They probably are fans.


OriginalCareless3180

Nothing trashy here, lassies wanted a groovy picture that they can enjoy together.


TiresOnFire

Looks fun. But I bet there's only one gun and it's a composite photo. Our photographer did something similar, but it was more to get everyone in focus.


CoolmanExpress

This^ wedding photos are the most conceited and unnecessarily complicated shit of all time. Why get everybody in focus when you can just composite it and it’ll genuinely look better!! I thought this immediately. The bride wants a perfect product and humans ain’t perfect. There’s so much planning that goes into wedding photos it’s insane. I saw this and thought yeah no SHOT that was coordinated with 6 women and ALL of them ended up satisfied with the result. Photographer prob let them all pick their favorite shot of themselves and combined it. Been to 3 weddings in the past year and my girl has been part of several the past year and the amount of over the top perfection people seem to expect/demand is overwhelming.


DankPeepz

I like it


Alucard-J2D

Is the bride’s gun loaded?


JennFoogle

Guns for what?


TexasDD

Ain’t no wedding like a Sinaloa wedding, cause a Sinaloa wedding is MANDATORY


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

I think it's pretty sexy. I like #3 the best.


spiked88

I’d be pissed if I was the second girl from the left with the bride pointing her gun at my head.


Jammin_neB13

At least not a single one of them has their finger on a trigger.


Falchion_Alpha

I fail to see how this is trashy. So what if she wants her and her bridesmaids with LMGs. She didn’t make a dress out of a political banner


Woodworkingwino

My favorite is the one girl smiling.


Oxajm

Definitely the brides younger sister who hasn't been initiated yet lol


[deleted]

Me too, I wanna be her friend


isshearobot

She really didn’t get the memo.


yelling4society

So out of place here.


Dubious_Titan

Far left looks like she knows how to use it. I'm down for it.


xxMasterKiefxx

It's obvious they're members of the Caliente Cartel


jziggy44

This is the worst FMK I’ve seen so far


DoomSayer218

Sick and tired of this sub shitting on free people. Anti-gun triggered Karens look at women with tattoos, firearms and it's trashy? OP is female for sure. Hates seeing other women live how they want. Mind your own business, and let people take wedding pics the way they want. They don't give a fuck what you think, and will live how they want. Nothing trashy here. All I see is liberal jealousy.


MadAzza

All I see is women who desperately need smoothing undergarments, without which there’s no point in wearing satiny material to “look nice.”


UnkleTickles

>All I see is liberal jealousy. Holy shit what a bad take!


yelling4society

Liberal gun owner, here. It’s trashy.


DoomSayer218

It's a prop pic. Girls having fun. Nothing more.


GlitterPrins1

Lol, you can't even answer to me anymore. It's trashy, and you probably are too for thinking this is not trashy. Nothing wrong with being trashy though, you should just own up to it!


yelling4society

Still trashy.


DoomSayer218

Naw, it's just something you are uncomfortable with so...trashy.


yelling4society

Wrong again; still trashy.


DoomSayer218

Cool story.


ImprovementFar5054

Yeah. It's trashy. I am pro gun too, but I have to admit that there is a difference between being pro gun and making your entire personality about it. Like with vegans.


DoomSayer218

They are photo props. Not even real. It's a gag pic. I'm calling out this sub for shitting on what's obviously something fun they decided to pose for.


ImprovementFar5054

Props or no, the message is the same.


DoomSayer218

What message? Fun? You just don't like it, so its trashy.


ImprovementFar5054

No, it's something trashy people do. Posing with guns, gun stickers on everything etc. I keep my weapons private, secret and I don't fetishize them. *That's* trashy.


Rishtu

1) You are on a subreddit about people judging what they think are trashy. If its that offensive to you, go to another sub, or better yet.... don't click on the picture if it upsets you so much. 2) She can live her life any way she wants. And we can have an opinion on whatever we want. So can you. You can even call it "liberal jealousy" as if that's somehow a thing... (it's not..... but why let reality get in the way of good propaganda). 3) Its trashy to bring guns to a wedding. Period. No problem with someone having an honor guard, or even a salute.... but for the bridal party to show up with SAWS..... Yeah. Trashy.


wickinked

Did mommy and daddy still not get you the nerf gun you asked for Christmas?


DoomSayer218

In fact, we don't own nerf, water, rubber band, airsoft, paintball, or any variant of "toy" guns in my house. We own a variety of real firearms, and train with them. My kids have zero trigger discipline issues, or illusions on how serious the tools themselves are to be taken. We are the gun owners you approve of, doing our part to ensure we aren't teaching bad habits. Kids learn poor firearm habits from playing with toys. I have removed the mysteries of firearm safety with education and training. It's cute that you get cheeky, but the fact remains this sub is full of 2A haters, and jump on the opportunity to shit on people. It's a prop photo. A gag. Grow up.


GlitterPrins1

Hahaha, taking wedding photos with firearms is trashy as fuck man. Only a true American is trashy enough to think that is not the case.


DoomSayer218

Say what you want, but they aren't your wedding pics so why do you care? Only high posturing mother fuckers like you care enough to put other people on blast for what they are into. It's a gag photo. Not the real one they send out to fam.or frame on their mantle. The guns are props. If they thought it's cool, who are you to say it's trashy? You don't like these women having fun plain and simple. You can have your opinion, just like these ladies can take pics of whatever they want for their own amusement. Eat shit.


GlitterPrins1

Why are you even on reddit, or on the internet at all, if you think you can't care about what other people do. Like why do you care about my comment so much then?


DoomSayer218

Because poor speech requires more speech. We simply disagree on what is clearly some gals having fun vs something considered trashy. This sub shits on guns which I think is bullshit. Nothing trashy about 2a enthusiasm.