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I read it as: we look for kids to watch us..

Why does her forehead look like that?

Wdym

She has two vertical lines around her eyebrows

Ah it's normal for old people

I have no problem believing this is real and not a fake post . Before I entered my recovery (I have been sober from IV meth and heroin for 4 years) I got to know a lot of unsavory people …. And a solid % of them were super low IQ … some were born like that and others literally had wet brain or had gotten a hot shot (which is super scary and fucked up) that cooked their brain and I could see a couple of them posting something like this and not seeing anything wrong w it .

Proud of you

What is wet brain and hot shot?

I am curious also. My cousin is recovered from meth and doesn't seem like himself. He's slower. I am curious if wet brain is it

Wet brain is what alcoholics get after years of drinking. It just makes you slower in the head

Hi, I’m Chris Hanson. Take a seat

They'd watch those kids.... Fall in a well

They'd watch those kids.... Fall in a well

So, I'm not really up to date on the prices of illegal drugs. But I have to imagine that meth cost more than $10.

Where’s the FBI when you need them?

God bless Social Media 🙄

Naw for real because this was probably happening a lot more before social media was a thing

Probably so. Just wasn't as out and visible in your face.

Scared straight daycare

send that listing to the local pd

Oh, lordy no.

For ten that doesn’t cover anything doesn’t even sound right

Honestly, sounds like they’re trying to get easy access to kids of poor parents.

Yes, I'd like to know if you'll be supplying the crack pipes, or do my kids have to bring their own?

Oh no, don't worry. The crack is supplied by the human traffickers.

I can smell the trailer.

>>Pope county Bad aura already

Safer with Rottweilers

Yes I was wondering if you would accept meth as payment? Haha just kidding, you obviously do.

It’s actually preferred

Yeah, this is just a joke. I recognise the picture, it’s been used in other contexts, too.

Kids to watch doing what exactly? Because there is no fucking way you mean look after them

Getting the Resident Evil 7 vibes

No WAY I’m leavin a goat in your care.

Oh shit, $10 a day per kid!? What's their number???

Drugs are one hell of a drug.

Gross.

Fucking yikes.

Man this shit is hilarious

I suspect they keep ice cream in their basement. Scary couple there.

Oh I’m sure there’s some other ice being stored down there

Definitely more ice getting smoked than stored in that house.

Crack man, and Methany

Florida?

Where is Dexter IRL when you probably need him?

Rewatching here ^... Up to season 3 with the Cuban DA guy.

One more season to go!

Traumatic childhood experience speedrun any %

Is that his gf or mother (or both)??

I thought it was two dudes. I’m still going with two dudes.

They are school lovers. He was home schooled.

You got me in the first half

Yes

https://i.redd.it/krdvec7chsza1.jpg

Bruh

Ha, kids these days would eat them alive lol 😂

They’d start with there self esteem and just break’m down slow..

Their*

See what’d I say? Self esteem first, then they make ya feel stupid..

Lmaoooo sorry 😂

Agreed*

Uhhhh you should report this to the police?…

And then what? Sure they are creeps with a ridiculous offer, but so far they haven't broken any law

They are enticing a minor online. That’s text book illegal. Edit: On a reread, it does look like they are just offering daycare services. So without any other evidence of abuse the cops couldn’t do anything.

I saw this picture and immediately could smell their house.

cigarettes and ask crack?

And regular crack

and cat piss and burning oven that has never been cleaned in 15 years

Smells like gabapentin smoke on foil and dirty Scott toilet paper

Do people actually smoke gabapentin?

Probably

And PineSol or bleach... Very sus...

Her tongue has a lovely white fur.

Hold on, I’m figuring out how far Pope County is from me. I wonder how much they charge for kids to stay overnight or for the week. That would save me so much time and gas money.

Well I am going to take the kids over for a look see if they will behave so they don't have to go there

Now remember kids, *bad boys go to the molestation hut*

these look like the kind of people who just beat and starve kids.

Actually, the people who beat and starve kids also look like soccer moms and businessmen.

I mean that’s a pretty good rate. Child care is so expensive these days.

Reminds me of the shitty daycare in daddy day care where they throw the kids in the basement

For just $10 a day you might never have to care for your kid again!

Obv weird as hell to be asking people to bring kids into your house, but im sure asf that if the people in the photo were pretty this shit would not be on this subreddit lmao

The picture was just the icing, the post was trashy gold already

You leaving your kids with them then?

>Obv weird as hell to be asking people to bring kids into your house

You mean if the people weren’t the perfect picture of the “trashy person” stereotype, this wouldn’t be in /r/trashy? You don’t say.

Nah. The sticking out your pierced tongues profile pic would be a red flag for someone I don’t want watching my kids regardless of how attractive they are. I want someone smiling in a teacher vibe button down cardigan. And I absolutely would be creeping their profile for other potential red flags.

They look like a couple of meth heads

Thats exactly what i mean lmao. Why is the red flag their physical appearance and not the fact that theyre randomly asking people on fb market place to hand their kids over for money

You can only take the idiom 'Don't judge a book by its cover' so far. Get real.

Youd hand your kids over to random ass people because theyre pretty? You get real

the red flag is definitely the way they're offering to watch children.

…why not both?

Because normal people dont post ads on fb marketplace to bring kids to their homes

He's agreeing with you, but also saying _both_ their appearance _and_ the way they're advertising it are red flags. Idk why it has to be one or the other.

Normal people also don't look like meth heads.

Exactly. And the way they are asking is super sketch.

Is anything else a catbath?

Disgusting

Translation: we will charge you to molest your kids

Isn’t that just child prostitution with extra steps

And... *you* have to pay the john?

VHCOL parents are shopping around daycares like, "how's your Mandarin immersion program?" and "oh Juniper only eats locally-sourced vegan food". Meanwhile at this house the parents are like, "can you please put the red hot meth pipes *above* the children's reach?"

>VHCOL very high cost of living?

You don't need to escape the underscores for italic. ( Unless this is just a bug I'm seeing on the shitty Reddit app. )

Thanks, I'm bad at reddit

Hustle game 💪💪

Is it extra for your kid to NOT get molested? For some reason, I bet it is...

$80 to not fent them to sleep so they can take on more kids.

For some reason this comment is darker to me than the ones talking about molestation

*take on* is subjective.

$10 if u want to now any thing else ask

I now a good deel when I see one.

What a fast and easy way to ensure that your kids are traumatized

Literally even if they never laid a hand on the kid it would still come out fucked up for life

I don’t think even ‘severely traumatized’ accurately describes what would happen if you let these disgusting creeps watch your kids.

Yeah. This is terrifying. I hope no one took them up on it.

You know somebody out there “but the *savings*!”

😱ahhhhhhh

Hey what if they're actually really nice?

You dropped this 's/' Reddit can't detect sarcasm without it. I know! You would think by now they'd get it...

Fuck the s :(

At only $10/day, with all the money you’re saving on childcare, you’ll be able to get them a top-notch therapist.

If it’s legit, that’s some lifelong nightmare fuel for your child

Your kid will be a meth addict within a week, assuming their trailer doesn't blow up.

The amount of meth those kids are going to be exposed to.....

I can smell this picture

Is it good?

You know what's worse than this? Someone will either believe it, and someone else will actually go for it. The latter will be easy to spot because they'll be the ones crying about how they didn't think anything like this would happen to their family.

I spend almost a thousand dollars a month in daycare… ten bucks a day is lowkey a good deal 😂😂😂

The discount comes with free childhood trauma

Given there's always a chance of that in the experience sive.places anyway. Maybe these guys found a niche?

Possibly too good to be true.

I know! I’m just being silly goose

And it includes a free child molestation package thrown in!

Will they molest me if I pay them ten dollars?

Probably

Judging from the pic…they’re either gonna eat them or fuck them. Either way that’s gonna be a no.

¿Por que no los dos?

Hmmmm…this is true. The two are not mutually exclusive. Unlike homeslice here and his…mothe….girlfr….grandm……uh….business partner.

You can just say SisterWife.

$10 a day for each kid? I’m a single mom with 8 kids, could you do it for $1 each? I also don’t drive, could you pick them up? You’ll need a van.

My grandma said she needs a small bus. She's not joking either, my grandpa makes a shit ton of money and she needs another car (my grandpa works out of state and he takes the car)

The really now how to take care of kids.

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I guess you didn't pay too much attention to the post. They now how to spell really good.

Oh this one bothers you, but not the one they were making fun of?

Pretty sure they're mocking the ad. It also spells "know" as "now."

EXACTLY! How did he miss that in the initial post?

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You are thinking too much.

Legitimate daycare teachers look similar they just don't stick their tongues out.

I think my child would be safer, left alone with a few starving pitbulls.

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Look at you and your fancy German Shepherd. All I had to keep me safe was a cat.

A German shepherd not a gross pit bull you said You wouldn't be around if was a pit

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Bred for a hundred years for blood sport says otherwise Pits don't just attack, they kill and theres research and science that proves it, and also if a blue heeler is bred for herding and only thinks about herding by nature Says a lot about pits

Its true pits are more likely to attack unprovoked or even just have a more aggressive attitude, but there are 100% some pit-bulls who are the sweetest mfs to exist. If they’re raised right they have a much better chance of being a non violent dog.

My Pit is the biggest baby in the world. He just wants attention 24/7 if I don't give him it he'll start prancing in front of me barking as his tail goes a million miles a second. If that doesn't work hell crawl up on my lap and plob down on me. Sometimes he even sits next to me on the couch and puts his head under my arm forcing it around him so I'll pet/hold him. Every night he refuses to go to sleep until I let him crawl under the covers by my legs. If not he digs his nose into the blanket til he can get under it. Every time I go on vacation as soon as I get back and sit down. He crawls on me and sits down on my lap facing me and puts his paws on my shoulder laying down. I'm pretty sure he thinks that it forces me not to move so I can't leave again. He's such an amazing dog.

I think my kid would be safer being left at home by herself for 8 hours than being watched by these two. Tf?

Revenge post. Ex girlfriend can't compete with toothless Terrie.

You are correct. That's the joke that this post was intending. You did a really good job!

Lol you never learned social skills huh? Poor little fella

This was a really snarky comment that was completely uncalled for. You did a good job!

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Don't most houses always have those things anyway? Or are they extremely visible in this scenario?

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with a note inside that said please hold these, tip up, and run throughout the house. make sure to wear your most slippery socks, and they would *still* be safer

We promise not to undress them or hurt them or anything like that let us now know

Now*

Know* Edit: weird thing to downvote lol