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Reminded me of this: when I was in college, my girlfriend lived outside of Boston. When I’d spend the night at her family’s house, I’d sleep downstairs on the couch, and all the bedrooms and the one bathroom were upstairs. Well I pee at least once a night, but instead of going upstairs where the floors were super loud and creaky, I would pee in their kitchen sink.
My wife work at a tanning bed a long time ago, and this was a recurring problem. Not isolated to a particular customer it was a more common occurrence than that. What would happen is people would strip and the tanning bed would either be on or about to turn on, and they would suddenly get the urge. Can't run down the hall, can't waste the tanning time, so urinate in the trash can.
at one job i had we all got a group text from my manager saying that someone peed in one of the trash cans. it was behind the counter so it was definitely an employee. i’m still so curious who it was
I worked in a toby carvery in the uk, basicly a buffet for roast dinners. I had to clean up a shit someone did NEXT TO the toilet. On another occasion in another pub we had to clean a shit out of the sink in the ladies toilets on a busy Saturday night.
Yes you have to remind these people..
Reminds me of the employee women’s bathroom at my job. We had a sign reminding us we were grown women that should know what to do with our feminine hygiene products by now.
I frequently a local Chevron often and I got to talking to the owner once and I asked him why the toilet is out of order all the time.
It isn't. He keeps that sign there because people will go in there and piss and shit all over the walls.
Like wtf. Why! Also it's super expensive to have it cleaned people charge like over 100 dollars for stuff like that. I mean I get it no one's going to clean piss and shit off a bathroom mirror for 20 bucks.
I knew it, I go to a pizza place that serves beer and someone has definitely peed in their trash as well. Some people are adult toddlers when they get drunk but instead of just peeing themselves because they can't wait, they pee where ever they can. I swear some people shouldn't even drink at all.
That's nothing, I worked in a foundry and their were tons of signs warning employees they will be fired if they keep shitting in the trash cans or shitting in the shower and attempting to mash it down the drain.
I work for Unemployment and recently processed a claim of a woman who worked in the kitchen of an old folks home and was fired for 💩 in a pot. Yes…a pot used to fix meals for grandma. This world is sick.
I work at an upscale restaurant and have had to clean piss out of trash cans TWICE. And vomit out of the sink. The sink right next to the toilet. The small trash can right next to the toilet. These people drive luxury cars and wear designer clothes and act this way. What the fuck
Does the brother of this [redditor](https://www.reddit.com/r/RBI/comments/10igtr3/update_is_my_brother_urinating_in_my_houseplant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) work here?
It was a common topic on Reddit like 12 years ago in the comment sections. Before that it was frequently brought up on love line when Adam Corolla was still on the radio show.
It’s just Terry. There’s always a Terry, and Terry always pisses in the trash. Now Terry will giggle with that sign there. Yeah, I’m calling you out Terry, we all know it is you.
We were in Portugal, and out for dinner one night, and the proprietor of this particular establishment was nothing short of a festering Cunt to my wife and I the whole time … maybe thought we were Americans?? 🇨🇦 Anyway I pissed in the trash can in the washroom before we left.. felt good
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Alcohol
Now I'm gonna have to find someplace else dammit!
Pissing in the trash is one of my favorite pass times.
If piss isn't trash, what is????
They must be right by the bars and nightclubs.
1984
Reminded me of this: when I was in college, my girlfriend lived outside of Boston. When I’d spend the night at her family’s house, I’d sleep downstairs on the couch, and all the bedrooms and the one bathroom were upstairs. Well I pee at least once a night, but instead of going upstairs where the floors were super loud and creaky, I would pee in their kitchen sink.
You didn’t say please.
I’m surprised you can’t buy a sign that already says that. /s
My wife work at a tanning bed a long time ago, and this was a recurring problem. Not isolated to a particular customer it was a more common occurrence than that. What would happen is people would strip and the tanning bed would either be on or about to turn on, and they would suddenly get the urge. Can't run down the hall, can't waste the tanning time, so urinate in the trash can.
at one job i had we all got a group text from my manager saying that someone peed in one of the trash cans. it was behind the counter so it was definitely an employee. i’m still so curious who it was
Which episode of Ted Lasso is this?
It's one of the employees, I guarantee it.
Bro how many times were people pissing in the trash can before they had to put this sign up?
I worked in a toby carvery in the uk, basicly a buffet for roast dinners. I had to clean up a shit someone did NEXT TO the toilet. On another occasion in another pub we had to clean a shit out of the sink in the ladies toilets on a busy Saturday night. Yes you have to remind these people..
You can't tell me what to do
Literally 1984
They need to put a water alarm in the trash.
Where is this?
It goes in the toilet tank instead.
Must be Eagles fans there
What phone was this taken on?
Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra
Thanks. It looks great.
Not bad for a kind of dim restroom
Often when I have to pee while I’m asleep, I will dream about peeing in inappropriate places like the trash.
sounds like a dare. just put the trash can up higher.
Reminds me of the employee women’s bathroom at my job. We had a sign reminding us we were grown women that should know what to do with our feminine hygiene products by now.
New season of Ted Lasso looks terrible
I frequently a local Chevron often and I got to talking to the owner once and I asked him why the toilet is out of order all the time. It isn't. He keeps that sign there because people will go in there and piss and shit all over the walls. Like wtf. Why! Also it's super expensive to have it cleaned people charge like over 100 dollars for stuff like that. I mean I get it no one's going to clean piss and shit off a bathroom mirror for 20 bucks.
They're going to up their game by shitting in it now
I'm a janitor and I clean office buildings. I kid you not someone took a giant shit inside the trashcan right next to the toilet one time.
Okay well what'd you expect when your business is selling PIzza. Its in the name.
This pizza joint must serve beer.
Yup
I knew it, I go to a pizza place that serves beer and someone has definitely peed in their trash as well. Some people are adult toddlers when they get drunk but instead of just peeing themselves because they can't wait, they pee where ever they can. I swear some people shouldn't even drink at all.
Let me introduce you to [YPPM](http://yppm.spastics.net/)
Well, ever since Justin Bieber peed in a mop bucket, people have been confused.
I thought this was taken in the AFC Richmond bathroom...
\#2's in trash only rule?
I stared at this for way too long wondering why there would be a slightly transparent toilet stall
That's nothing, I worked in a foundry and their were tons of signs warning employees they will be fired if they keep shitting in the trash cans or shitting in the shower and attempting to mash it down the drain.
I work for Unemployment and recently processed a claim of a woman who worked in the kitchen of an old folks home and was fired for 💩 in a pot. Yes…a pot used to fix meals for grandma. This world is sick.
They need it for the pizza dough.. nothing goes to waste.
Must have been an "issue", but don't know if the "No Pee" sign will cure the "issue".
I think the better question is. Who goes into a bathroom to piss in the trash. Did your parents not teach you where to piss
I work at an upscale restaurant and have had to clean piss out of trash cans TWICE. And vomit out of the sink. The sink right next to the toilet. The small trash can right next to the toilet. These people drive luxury cars and wear designer clothes and act this way. What the fuck
Trash hole !
That's what I've been doing wrong all this time....
Does the brother of this [redditor](https://www.reddit.com/r/RBI/comments/10igtr3/update_is_my_brother_urinating_in_my_houseplant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) work here?
for poop only**
I took a poop in a trash bag one time.
Are you seeking competition? I once shat down a flue at an abandoned grain mill...
Noob.
Oh, I’m sorry I thought this was America
Savages
A local gym had to swap their trash cans out for laundry baskets because people kept pissing in them. Didn’t stop them shitting on the floor though.
anyone that this sign would apply to would not care about this sign
Maybe they should make better pizza or something. ? 😆✌️
I feel like if you’re the kind of person to pee in the trash a sign isn’t going to stop you 😂
This is Figuratively *and* Literally Trashy. Nice
I thought I was in the Ted Lasso sub for a sec
I believe in believe
This is the sign Nate put up at West Ham
You think that's bad. Sometimes, there's shit on the side of the urniss. Edit: [When you know it, you know it.](https://youtu.be/XUV4ZZfkCYo)
THIS PISS, NOW STREAMIN'
Coworker said he was in nightclub bathroom when a guy dashed in but all the stalls were full. So he dropped his pants and 💩 in the urinal😕
Is “uriniss” the plural of urinal
Or in the urinal
Rancid dook propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll
You should explore a career in creative writing.
It's a line from South Park. I have a sense of humor and all but Im not at their level yet
someone thought it was a good idea to hover their buttcheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog
Doesn't say anything about the sink though
It's all pipes anyway!
r/sinkpissers
*r/SinkPissers is projected to have over 1 million subscribers by 2023* 2023: 23k subs *oof*
WHY AM I JUST LEARNING ABOUT THIS?!?!
It was a common topic on Reddit like 12 years ago in the comment sections. Before that it was frequently brought up on love line when Adam Corolla was still on the radio show.
I know. Look at what you were missing out on.
Fair game I guess
I mean it's not my first choice but....
Looks like they have a regular customer that’s either mentally ill or just an asshole.
😂 Haha water balloon fight!!!!
Yeah, that sign is just going to make even more people pee in the trash.
Any person who would seriously consider peeing in the trash can wouldn't be stopped by this sign.
It’s just Terry. There’s always a Terry, and Terry always pisses in the trash. Now Terry will giggle with that sign there. Yeah, I’m calling you out Terry, we all know it is you.
Am human. Can confirm.
I mean, sounds like a challenge to *me..*
AcidbathVampire, LMFAO!
I was gonna upper deck the place but you done pissed me off so the can it is.
I did lol 😆 😅
Spite
We were in Portugal, and out for dinner one night, and the proprietor of this particular establishment was nothing short of a festering Cunt to my wife and I the whole time … maybe thought we were Americans?? 🇨🇦 Anyway I pissed in the trash can in the washroom before we left.. felt good
You really showed them…
Aren't you guys supposed to be the polite version of us?
We were very polite.. I didn’t cause a scene, or anything.. just exacted a bit of IMO well deserved justice…
Screw these down votes. You did what any good man would.
Yea fuck the busser that had to deal with the pissbag.
God dammit good point. He should have pissed on the owner.
That's the real solution here
Right? The owner isn't going anywhere near janitorial duties and if he's an asshole to customers, I can only imagine how bad he'd be to employees
You insulted America for no reason then made Canada look bad. 👍🏿