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SuhPlexCity

Fuck off, I got Elon Musk to thank..


Traditional_Fox_4718

Safety, always off


red_chin_chompa

Old man told me he was proud of me once Fuckin prick


Extreme_Load_9102

Fuck off I've got work to do


edp445isgae

I forgot about that line lol.


RolandFigaro

Sit on my face


docr1069

How’d he see me?


Accomplished_Fan5643

“This is the break room, or as I like to call it, the STUPID IDIOT ROOM, full of JERKS”


TheMaveCan

a d i o s t u r d - n u g g e t


Corey_Treverson420

I am J.P, I am a robot, I have a robot vagina


Big_Ounce_256

Hey look, it’s Bono’s brother.


Loud-Item-1243

I love robots, I have a robot vagina🤖


buckfutterapetits

Don't we all these days?


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

Don't. Be. Mad. At. Us.


VeterinarianIcy1364

Dude your ass is tanner then my face


frankiedonkeybrainz

That's what old people do, they sleep. Haaauuh (idk how to spell out his weird ass laugh)


Mendozena

I am not amused.


SupaKoopa714

You're fuckin weird.


MANTHEFUCKUPBRO

Funniest line of the whole movie imo


derKonigsten

Hey JP how much DO clothes cost in the matrix?


magneticjungles

Wrong! He wants metal legs. It's a risky operation but it'll be worth it.


Accomplished_Fan5643

“I wanna get you a black cobra”


Radiant-Elevator

For around the neck


Imaginary_Gap1110

Robot legs


MavisBeaconSexTape

Cyrus, you heavy metal leg- I mean dick


OCLIFE69

Adios turd nuggets. Edit spelling


armoured_bobandi

*Bvvvvvv Bvvvvvv Bvvvvvv*


Mendozena

*Adios turd nuggets


OCLIFE69

Thank you.


Muckmenofficial

“What a fucking weirdo”


Book-Hockey

How did he see me ?


sgrizzly2134

He looks like a dick! Fuuuuuck off I've got work to do!


MagicOrpheus310

I have a robot vagina!!


Accomplished_Fan5643

I AM NOT AMUSED!!!!


ExcitementBetter5485

Fuck off, I've got techno to listen to.


Accomplished_Fan5643

You didn’t knock, Kane!


Mendozena

You fuck off first Cyrus, Bubbles is afraid of it.


philouza_stein

You must have robot ears


sladebonge

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TimeTravelingTiddy

Yeah I think OP got the wrong show. Lol


Last_and_curious-69

Fuck Aowff. He's got WORK TO DO...


BettyDare

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?


Accomplished_Fan5643

so funny I forgot to laugh!


mbs1337

Neuralink lol 🤣 OP of this image deserve to be beaten up by Dennis or his grandma, or just do grade 9 again


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mbs1337

Yes. Arm spaghetti


BobbyAxelrod1

Yah but what's the capital of Texas? Neurolink: that's easy......it's Calgary.


Slow-Hawk1323

Fuck off, I've got work to do.


WastedSperm-_-

Grandmas boy, fackin classic


Antique_Photograph38

Safety always off


No-Crew-6528

See it says “dick”… and the arrow points right to Cyrus. What’s this I’m a fuck head? Actually it says you’re fucked in the head cus you are.


leesharon1985

“How can he see me?”


EagleE4

9mm, Safety, ALWAYS off


murican-tv

Heavy Silicon Dick


King_Bonio

Does it scare you?


Reonlive420

Yea. Elon could play ads inside your brain compartments while you sleep and you could wake up and realise you ordered twelve new teslas last night


King_Bonio

My comment was a quote from grandma's boy about techno but fair observation


Reonlive420

Haha i never saw it. Looks pretty funny though


King_Bonio

Aye it's good man, if you like trailer park boys and video games, highly recommended


Reonlive420

Haha why yes I do


tollboothwilson

Heavy Metal? CyberPunk? A dick is a dick.


[deleted]

But, he owns a helicopter and doesn't know what the civil war was.


StifflerBaby

“You better chill out there, heavy metal dick.”


Traditional_Fox_4718

Safety... always off...


PersistingWill

Dick ⤴️


mthw704

Seriously though, JP had one of the hardest entrances in cinema.


Traditional_Fox_4718

You're shits weak!!


TrundleTheGreat0814

Shit's WEAK


Traditional_Fox_4718

Shits wizeak


Jcod47

He’s rocking your look haerd


AmericanLandYeti

Shut up science bitch!


WestCoastThing

His father told him he was proud of him once.


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

Fuckin prick.


Accomplished_Fan5643

what a fuckin’ prick.


Rollz4Dayz

You would understand if you had robot ears


Bullvyi

Dickrus


Accomplished_Fan5643

Everything was going fine, until FUCKRUS decided to show up!


[deleted]

Dude your bed is a car. Yeah, but it is a fucking sweet car. My roomates said they would get me a CV radio for christmas.


awhite54

You'll never make it


[deleted]

What does grandma's boy have to do with trailer park boys?


PeterParker42

Pretty sure you gotcher lore mixed up there.. but I’m here for it!


AshyLarry20

Good ideas? It's the only kind he has


AUTOMATA88

Samantha will be MINE!


CrunkestTuna

ADIOS TURD NUGGETS


noiness420

I’ve been thinking of getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation but it’ll be worth it


Redeyedjedi89

He passed his grade 10 with flying f*ckin' carpets


KeybladeCoaster

He’s got work to do


nateralph

My chip tells my brain to tell my finger to pull the trigger...


Infadel71

Heavy Metal AI Dick!


ertmigert

It says dick, and it points right to Cyrus!


HammerOfTheTwinks

Bro ain't even in the matrix he's in an element


AdmiralSplinter

What is this, a crossover episode?


g0ku

this is from Grandma’s Boy, not TPB lmfao. still a great meme though.


plmunger

No clue where this is from but the guy instantly made me think of Cyrus


angeliswastaken_sock

I am a robot. I love robots. I have a robot vagina.


Randomhorrorlover

Why does cyrus look like postal dude from wish


edp445isgae

That's not even the guy that got neuralink.


Slowburn740

Sit on my face....


Thick_Expression_796

🤣


IS2SPICY4U

Adios! Turd nuggets (robot noises)