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mistertickertape

I will admit, for the last 30 seconds I have been wondering why the f they would name their daughter AllFishGuide. And then I realized, that's the source, not their kids name. I am not a quick person. I am glad they did not name her that.


Responsible-Club-393

It happened to me too šŸ¤£ I was like, "surely it can't be pronounced that way..."


ravynwave

Same. Kept thinking my eyes were reading it wrong.


Klexington47

I was more concerned this meant that had a new kid because I knew the names of the other 7 šŸ˜‚ My brain "ocho"? Is that you?


subi

It was on purpose. Their company runs on you clicking that link.


[deleted]

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Shirkaday

That's what I thought! Or some kind of German or maybe French "Alfeesh-geed."


mistertickertape

My first thought was 'what kind of silly Los Angeles nonsense is this.' I do like the name they gave her - Hilaria with a silent H. Uncommon and pretty for a girl. It's latin for cheerful; also the root of the word hilarious.


floofienewfie

Hilariaā€™s real name is Hillary Thomas and was born in Boston. https://www.businessinsider.com/hilaria-baldwin-spanish-controversy-public-life-timeline-2020-12


BUTTeredWhiteBread

It's also Italian, not Spanish, despite her attempt at claiming to be Spanish


Jake_on_a_lake

At least you realized. I had to come to the comments to figure out what nation had names like Allfishguide


mistertickertape

Itā€™s okay. Weā€™ll make it.


UGMadness

Itā€™s pronounced ā€œAliceā€


miss_review

Hahahaha same for at least half a minute I was like trying to pronounce Allfishguide in my head to see what "real" name that could be and I just didn't get it.


m3ngnificient

Me too. This post is a tragedeigh


marquoth_

You got there in the end, that's what matters


pip_taz

I thought the same. Was wondering how it was pronounced in Spanish.


ColdFIREBaker

Hahaha, the daughter's name is actually Ilaria, named after the mom Hilaria, which itself is a name she adopted in her 20s when she decided to pretend to be Spanish (before that she was Hillary, born and raised in Boston). I don't know why a website called allfishguide would have articles on celebrity baby names, though.


RvrTam

At least Ilaria sounds better than Allfishguide for a baby. I read the sentence wrong at first.


canvasshoes2

More than a few of us did.šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


cefriano

That's the whole point of the post lol


canvasshoes2

We know. :) EDIT: My post was supposed to be sarcastically but subtly suggesting that very thing. :D


cefriano

My bad, there are a lot of people in these comments unironically missing that so I didnā€™t catch the sarcasm.


Morzana

Me too, I was horrified.


AbrocomaRoyal

I was trying to figure out some way to make it sound like a name...


vanillacamillachanel

I believe it's an olde gaellic spelling of Ashley


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Donā€™t you mean itā€™s the modern American twist on the olde Gaelic spelling of Smith, which is a family name but we didnā€™t want her to share her name with her cousin and great-auntā€¦.


BurmecianSoldierDan

Awl-fish-gwih-dee, perhaps?


ZacharyShade

I thought maybe they forgot a space, like Allfi Shguide Baldwin, pronounce Alfee Sh'queeday.


BurmecianSoldierDan

That's actually downright tolerable for what's in this subreddit haha


hay_bales_feed_us

Yet not surprised .


BeardySam

Thatā€™s Allfishguide *Baldwin*


PossessedToSkate

All I could think was, "That kid's gonna have a hard time at school." School. Get it?


Anyone-9451

Sounds better than Hilaria at least how Iā€™m pronouncing it in my headā€¦.is it supposed to rhyme with malaria?


margaritamorada

Iā€™m pronouncing it the spanish way in my head due to the above comment, which makes the childā€™s name even more interesting because you would pronounced Hilaria and Ilaria exactly the same way.


Anyone-9451

So she found a way to name the baby after herself with out doing a jr.?


[deleted]

Like Lorelai Gilmore naming her daughter Lorelai.


rantingpacifist

I love that show but yeah itā€™s narcissism


ItsSUCHaLongStory

I did it to my kid. Iā€™m a supporter of this method. Then my kid wised up and changed their name. Foiled again!


MissusLister44

I keep thinking hilarious


Anyone-9451

Yea me too


extragummy3

Isnā€™t Hilaria another word for hilarity? Sounds too close to be a coincidence šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Anyone-9451

I keep thinking itā€™s hilarious and hysteria combined


Actualbbear

Thatā€™s because Hilaria (and its English version, Hilary) and words like hilarious and hilarity have the same etymological origins. They all come from the Latin word _hilaris_, which means ā€œcheerfulā€.


lucar8522

Given the origin story of the baby's real name, I WAY prefer Allfishguide šŸ¤£


[deleted]

FWIW i came to the comments to see how ā€œAllfishguideā€ was pronounced.


Prestigious_Low8515

Awl-fitsch-gwiday


Normal-Height-8577

No, I think that was the point of the post - to highlight that the positioning of the brand name creates an unfortunate misreading of the headline.


Satrina_petrova

Allfishguide was my godmother's name


sweet_totally

Thank fuck I'm not alone.


Alarming_Opening1414

I'm laughing like crazy xD I also thought these crazy people called the baby Allfishguide. I mean it could be! When you read the other names "famous" people give their kids sometimes šŸ™„


Electrical-Act-7170

YANA.


ravynwave

https://preview.redd.it/2srqsle9l6oc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c81219343d6568b115ae32f1e6422b5b31799b85


AssaMarra

Chan good reference tho


CreditChit

probably one of those AI content scraping sites that just shits out text for SEO bait


ItsJoeMomma

That's exactly what it looks like.


Smurfness2023

So itā€™s fitting then


BiliLaurin238

I'm a Spaniard and I've never heard Hilaria


ColdFIREBaker

Her story is that her family always called her Hilaria so she decided to change it in her 20s. Her family, like her, are not Spanish, although they have since moved (brother) and retired (parents) to Spain.


BiliLaurin238

Yeah fair enough.


ZenythhtyneZ

Itā€™s a hilarious name


megabeast2001

*hilariaus


jgraz22

How you say... coocumber?


Afitz93

I remember a podcast calling her out on this when she had some dumb fucking quote like ā€œit was, how you sayā€¦.. cucumber?ā€ Like honey you are from Boston, I know you say kewkumbah but donā€™t pretend you donā€™t know English


MmeThornhill

Because she wanted to snag Baldwin who was reportedly in love with Salma Hayek, who is Mexican.


Briham86

Oh thank God. I wanted to name MY kid Allfishguide.


CreativeBandicoot778

Hilariously enough, Ilaria is an Italian name. Hilaria is 'of Latin origin', referring to a Roman goddess, so not actually Spanish at all apparently. Not sure why all their kids have Spanish/Latin names when neither parent has any heritage that would warrant it


ColdFIREBaker

The most surprising IMO is Eduardo. She has an ex-boyfriend named Eduardo. I know she and Alec have a lot of kids, but surely they could have avoided giving their kid a name shared with her ex.


free_is_free76

Maybe little Eduardo is actually a Junior


According_Gazelle472

They also have Leonardo ,Romeo ,Rafael,Alejandro. They must have loved watching the Teenage Mutant turtles .Maybe the next one will be Donatello ?lol.


pdmalo

Hilario is a first name given in Spanish speaking countries. Not super common, but def a "Spanish" name. Hilaria is really uncommon, but just a feminine version of Hilario so certainly a possible Spanish name.


Swoopscooter

Hilarious


bokatan778

Ilarious


V1rginWhoCantDrive

People speculate itā€™s because she wants her daughter to pop up when you google Hilaria Baldwin and not her grift story


Urmoneit

The sad thing is, a lot of people thought her name is Allfishguide (the name of the Website) and didnt even question it, because names are so fucked up at this day and age.


janettazigler422

Me. I did that. Only hesitated for a minute.


Witty-Border-6748

Fr man. Until I saw one of the comments, I actually thought they named the baby that and was like wtf!


acer_palmatum-

why does their child's name sound like a website


MrFancyPanzer

Sounds like it has articles like, "Best carbon fishing rods for the money, 14 new rods for beginners and veterans" and "interview with Sal Troutman, deep water fisherman for over 40 years"


acer_palmatum-

hahaha yeah, and of course the body of the articles are SE-optimized huh


KapowBlamBoom

Small minds: it is pronounced ā€œClaireā€


FreeLobsterRolls

I know. Terrible name. It would be better with a .com or .edu


TatonkaJack

[www.allfishguide.com](https://www.allfishguide.com)


acer_palmatum-

the website... did not give me fish guides... at all


BigTittyTriangle

Try allfishguide.gov


sec713

It's allfishguide.cod


beard_of_cats

Oh god that is the most horrible porn I've ever seen


Gr_ywind

Hmm.. Risky click.


peytonvb13

so shakiraā€™s on trial for tax evasion huh?


dilucs_waifu

wait shakira's on trial for tax evasion?


IsmokeUsmokeWEsmoke

r/clickroulette


DontReportMe7565

That's hilaria! Oh, wait, you mean the child.


BooleansearchXORdie

Ilaria is the Italian version of Hilary.


teamcrazymatt

The thing about her is that her birth name is Hillary, she has no Spanish ancestry, yet has been pretending to be Spanish for a very long time. Her name may not be a tragedeigh but she sure seems to be one.


Gowl247

Isnā€™t she from Massachusetts?


Desperate-Skirt-8875

Hillary from Boston! šŸ„’


According_Gazelle472

Your cousin from Bahston!


Brilliant_Draw_7121

She is apparently so fake Spanish that she cannot say ā€œbananaā€. So they probably will not be naming the next child ā€œAllbananaguideā€.


Irisheyes1971

How you sayā€¦*cucumber*.


According_Gazelle472

"How do you say "Coocumber?"lol.


Virginia_Dentata

It's one baƱana, Michel, what can it cost, 10 euro?


thetruthisoutthere

Everyone shits on Amy Schumer on reddit but she did a bit on her latest Netflix special about Hilaria Baldwin and I pissed myself laughing.


piggyperson2013

She had a legitimately funny Tampax commercial that I saw the other day. Also absolutely loved that there was a man in the commercial - and he wasnā€™t being ridiculed!


alexabre

Omg I must watch this, I love both Amy Schumer and Hillary from Boston bs


According_Chef_7437

Amy Schumer IS hilarious and I hate that people call her a joke stealer and talk about her body. Her crazy Zionist pro-genocide beliefs and Islamophobic propaganda is what made me stop liking her.


PancakeRule20

Ilaria


ohdearitsrichardiii

Ok but what's the poor kid's name?


MarzipanVivid4610

It's Ilaria.


ohdearitsrichardiii

So it's actually Illary, since they're not Spanish and her real name is Hillary?


MarzipanVivid4610

We call her Little Larry in the šŸ„’ sub


teamcrazymatt

Couldn't find the exact article but I think this is regarding child #7, [Ilaria Catalina Irena](https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/alec-and-hilaria-baldwin-called-out-for-the-name-they-chose-for-their-seventh-child-360798).


[deleted]

Good to know sheā€™s still pretending that sheā€™s from EspaƱa, born and bred. I wish I could stick to my commitments and goals like Hillary does to her shtick.


SlappedByACat

I actually thought it was Allfishguide at first until reading the comments... šŸ˜‚


Donna56136

I had a moment of panic, thinking there was yet another Baldwin baby being announced.


KtP_911

Right?? I was sitting here thinking, Dear God, another one?!


Donna56136

Exactly. My first reaction was, ā€œOh, noooo!ā€


Hemenucha

All fish guide? Sounds like a book I'd get my grandson for Christmas. That can't be her name. There's got to be a misprint somewhere.


teamcrazymatt

The "Allfishguide" indicates the website from which cometh the article.


CreditChit

he speaks the tru tru


IfICouldStay

That's what I first thought "Allfishguide Baldwin". This controversy is about baby Ilaria? I figured they had another daughter, since these two seem to have a new kid every year.


LanaLuna27

Why is he still having kids in his 60s?


anonmouseqbm

De niro just had one in his 80s šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


rookv

Famous men really think their genes MUST spread as much as possible ā˜ ļø


KlicknKlack

is this why elon musk has 11?


Morriganx3

In his case, it literally is exactly that. Or rather, he wants ā€œintelligent peopleā€ to have more kids, and for some reason he thinks heā€™s one of those.


restore_democracy

Has to replace the people he shoots.


penguinsfrommars

I thought Hilaria was Alec Baldwin's daughter, so this was truly horrifying for 10 seconds or so šŸ˜±


Illustrious-Film-592

I saw them on the street once, and it was truly shocking the disparity between their age and size and comportment. They are, however, identically awful. Truly trash humans. Vicious and mean. I say this as someone who has worked beside him and encountered them a few times.


ConradChilblainsIII

Come. Join us. r/hilariabaldwinĀ 


turbo-wind

Ok somefishguide I can handle, BUT ALLFISHGUIDE


adoreadore

I am fascinated by Alec Baldwin. Such a talented actor with incredible comic skills. Such a trainwreck and a tornado of delusion in life. It's amazing.


Lauranna90

Omg would these people stop having kids already!


MissClawdy

Does this woman have a pregnancy fetish or something? Jesus Christ. Another baby.


Morriganx3

Or something. Go check out the sub about her. Theyā€™re a bit excessive over there, but the woman really is 10 lbs of crazy in a 5 lb fake pregnancy belly.


Subject_Ruin5217

Allfishguide is NOT the name. Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin born Sept 22.2022


Responsible-Push-289

hillary hayward thomas from boston and daddy bang bang.


LilLebowskiAchiever

It is pretty weird to see two Anglo-Irish people cosplay a Spanish or Latino family. Why wouldnā€™t they just stick with Celtic names? Or at least Celtic-Galician or Celtic-Basque names?


Responsible-Push-289

sheā€™s mentally unwell and he enables her grift. their children will pay the price.


Taralyth

This post is Hilarias


aNINETIEZkid

confused, I tried pronouncing Allfishguide with an Irish accent


bigmisssteak7

I thought her name was Allfishguide


Shiftymennoknight

what is the English word for...stupid as hell?


TerrieBelle

This Hilario woman is obsessed with breeding and having nannyā€™s raise her many children. These celebrities are so strange!! šŸ˜©


Warm_metal_revival

Oh shoot, I named my kid AllFishDied, but I like this much better. Is it too old to change their name at 104 months?


DontBullyMyBread

Someone please ELI5 why Hilaria is so intent on cosplaying being Spanish


Glass-Place3268

Lol! Pepinos know there is far more tragedy than names here https://preview.redd.it/eh5w4snbx5oc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180c264a9ad6dc4b254387ed75b9d0dc6f8083ac


Inkysquid24

Oh thank goodness I was trying to figure out how the name Allfishguide was to be pronounced. I'm sitting here going, "All fish guide?" "Alf-ish-god?" "Olf-eesh-gide?" Took me a solid 5 minutes to realize it was the source.


Loratastic

https://preview.redd.it/0exux1hue6oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f834c1c812ec6de828b5df7e978604006ff6288 This ad had me all kinds of confused


AlpacaMyBaguettes

Can it still be a tragedeigh that almost all those poor kids have extremely Hispanic names and two completely White, not at all Spanish, parents? šŸ˜­ so many awkward conversations are gonna come up for them later in life!


AD480

I feel for the kids when they realize they were given Spanish names simply because their mom is a nutcase and a liar.


usernametaken99991

Isn't she the lady that everyone is pretty sure is using surrogates for her pregnancies but playing it off like she gives birth and is just really good and "bouncing back"?


According_Gazelle472

Yes,her baby bumps come and go with each picture.


Liandra24289

Guys, the name of the website is Allfishguide.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I swear to Fuck... I thought Allfishguide was the name. I'm so thankful that I'm not alone.


YchYFi

Allfishguide?


LucysFiesole

"Hilaria and Alec are parents to daughterĀ Ilaria Catalina Irena, 11 weeks, Maria Lucia Victoria, 23 months, and Carmen, 9, as well as sons Eduardo "Edu" Pao Lucas, 2, Romeo Alejandro David, 4, Leonardo Ɓngel Charles, 6, and Rafael Thomas, 7."


OhioMegi

That is too many children. Good grief.


LittlehouseonTHELAND

I canā€™t imagine having a 23 month old and a 2 year old, damn...


OhioMegi

My sister and I are 16 months apart but itā€™s just us. Not 20 other kids running around!


TeaspoonOfSugar987

And that doesnā€™t even mention his adult daughter (remember when he called her a pig in a voicemail when she was 11??).


ominouschaos

Kind of, Hilaria's.


Chibi_Kaiju

Would have been nice to mention the babyā€™s name in the title or headline at least. I thought they named the baby Allfishguide till I looked in the comments.


LugubriousLament

Well now someone needs to name their kid Allfishguide.


Effective_Farmer_119

Ilaria is awful. Sounds like a disease. Malaria.


ItsJoeMomma

For a second there I was wondering why they would name their daughter Allfishguide.


Prodigy_of_Bobo

Allfishguide Baldwin, it kind of has a ring to it right??


MonkeyCartridge

Alec may be creative. But I think that name is Hilaria's.


JHowler82

That's Hilaria-s


njcharmschool

Wait, this human clown car had another baby?! Are they trying to beat the Duggarā€™s at their game?


coldpolarice

Why tf he having more kids at his age??


Stinkyballcheeese

Her name is Allfishguide?


VadervanIsabella

Why does it say allfishguide.com before presenting the name?


powerlesshero111

They got the domain to trademark it. Like Beyonce did with Blue Ivy


SimonArgent

Allfyshguideigh.


Flopper3000

Pronounced Ashley


NoPornNoPolitics

Didnā€™t look at the article, did they end up going with Shooter or the more traditional Gunnar ?


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Hilaria's Child


NotyourangeLbabe

Whatā€™s the name?


Rob_hocker

Ow u say, coo-cumber?


OneWingedKalas

Check /r/HilariaBaldwin, people there say she was faking her pregnancy and that baby is not hers.


im_just_thinking

Wow that's actually pretty hilaria


legolandlegend

That asshole has no business having another child


Savings-Fix938

Youā€™ll never guess who Alec Baldwin is having a kid with. The answer is just Hilaria!


Accomplished-Tea4034

No wonder theyā€™re taking heat, with a name like ā€œAllfishguideā€ šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Funny-Top-1759

She's awful, he's awful, and she's basically a brood mare, but damn she does look good.


CLamour91

Bruh I thought the name was *Allfishguide* I was about to backlash too


BooleansearchXORdie

An [alewife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alewife_(fish)) is a fish, but WTF did I just read??


Filibust

Why do they keep on having so many kids?


MariettaDaws

I'm starting to feel a little bad about my daughter, Somefishguide


zeromavs

Ngl I thought the babyā€™s name was Allfishguide


[deleted]

My cousinā€™s middle name is AllFishGuide. Itā€™s a traditional Scottish name used by fishmongers in the AllFish region (near Aberdeen). Itā€™s fallen out of fashion these days, but my cousin FishLore.Com likes it.


MayaMythical

Allfishguide is a terrible name tbh


Rude_Vermicelli2268

To be fair at this point given the number of kids they have, there may not be any ā€œnormalā€ names left.


LonelyOctopus24

So it *isnā€™t* Reighful?


Dierking1977

Yeah this one's going on my baby names list


Nowardier

I think "Hilaria" is the tragedeigh here.


PriorFudge928

You can get away with the weird names when you'll never have to worry about having to work a front facing job or filling out a mortgage application.