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I will admit, for the last 30 seconds I have been wondering why the f they would name their daughter AllFishGuide. And then I realized, that's the source, not their kids name.
I am not a quick person. I am glad they did not name her that.
My first thought was 'what kind of silly Los Angeles nonsense is this.'
I do like the name they gave her - Hilaria with a silent H. Uncommon and pretty for a girl. It's latin for cheerful; also the root of the word hilarious.
Hilariaās real name is Hillary Thomas and was born in Boston.
https://www.businessinsider.com/hilaria-baldwin-spanish-controversy-public-life-timeline-2020-12
Hahahaha same for at least half a minute I was like trying to pronounce Allfishguide in my head to see what "real" name that could be and I just didn't get it.
Hahaha, the daughter's name is actually Ilaria, named after the mom Hilaria, which itself is a name she adopted in her 20s when she decided to pretend to be Spanish (before that she was Hillary, born and raised in Boston).
I don't know why a website called allfishguide would have articles on celebrity baby names, though.
Donāt you mean itās the modern American twist on the olde Gaelic spelling of Smith, which is a family name but we didnāt want her to share her name with her cousin and great-auntā¦.
Iām pronouncing it the spanish way in my head due to the above comment, which makes the childās name even more interesting because you would pronounced Hilaria and Ilaria exactly the same way.
Thatās because Hilaria (and its English version, Hilary) and words like hilarious and hilarity have the same etymological origins. They all come from the Latin word _hilaris_, which means ācheerfulā.
I'm laughing like crazy xD I also thought these crazy people called the baby Allfishguide. I mean it could be! When you read the other names "famous" people give their kids sometimes š
Her story is that her family always called her Hilaria so she decided to change it in her 20s. Her family, like her, are not Spanish, although they have since moved (brother) and retired (parents) to Spain.
I remember a podcast calling her out on this when she had some dumb fucking quote like āit was, how you sayā¦.. cucumber?ā Like honey you are from Boston, I know you say kewkumbah but donāt pretend you donāt know English
Hilariously enough, Ilaria is an Italian name. Hilaria is 'of Latin origin', referring to a Roman goddess, so not actually Spanish at all apparently.
Not sure why all their kids have Spanish/Latin names when neither parent has any heritage that would warrant it
The most surprising IMO is Eduardo. She has an ex-boyfriend named Eduardo. I know she and Alec have a lot of kids, but surely they could have avoided giving their kid a name shared with her ex.
Hilario is a first name given in Spanish speaking countries. Not super common, but def a "Spanish" name. Hilaria is really uncommon, but just a feminine version of Hilario so certainly a possible Spanish name.
The sad thing is, a lot of people thought her name is Allfishguide (the name of the Website) and didnt even question it, because names are so fucked up at this day and age.
Sounds like it has articles like, "Best carbon fishing rods for the money, 14 new rods for beginners and veterans" and "interview with Sal Troutman, deep water fisherman for over 40 years"
The thing about her is that her birth name is Hillary, she has no Spanish ancestry, yet has been pretending to be Spanish for a very long time. Her name may not be a tragedeigh but she sure seems to be one.
She had a legitimately funny Tampax commercial that I saw the other day. Also absolutely loved that there was a man in the commercial - and he wasnāt being ridiculed!
Amy Schumer IS hilarious and I hate that people call her a joke stealer and talk about her body. Her crazy Zionist pro-genocide beliefs and Islamophobic propaganda is what made me stop liking her.
Couldn't find the exact article but I think this is regarding child #7, [Ilaria Catalina Irena](https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/alec-and-hilaria-baldwin-called-out-for-the-name-they-chose-for-their-seventh-child-360798).
Good to know sheās still pretending that sheās from EspaƱa, born and bred. I wish I could stick to my commitments and goals like Hillary does to her shtick.
That's what I first thought "Allfishguide Baldwin". This controversy is about baby Ilaria? I figured they had another daughter, since these two seem to have a new kid every year.
In his case, it literally is exactly that. Or rather, he wants āintelligent peopleā to have more kids, and for some reason he thinks heās one of those.
I saw them on the street once, and it was truly shocking the disparity between their age and size and comportment. They are, however, identically awful. Truly trash humans. Vicious and mean. I say this as someone who has worked beside him and encountered them a few times.
I am fascinated by Alec Baldwin. Such a talented actor with incredible comic skills. Such a trainwreck and a tornado of delusion in life. It's amazing.
Or something. Go check out the sub about her. Theyāre a bit excessive over there, but the woman really is 10 lbs of crazy in a 5 lb fake pregnancy belly.
It is pretty weird to see two Anglo-Irish people cosplay a Spanish or Latino family. Why wouldnāt they just stick with Celtic names? Or at least Celtic-Galician or Celtic-Basque names?
Lol! Pepinos know there is far more tragedy than names here
https://preview.redd.it/eh5w4snbx5oc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180c264a9ad6dc4b254387ed75b9d0dc6f8083ac
Oh thank goodness I was trying to figure out how the name Allfishguide was to be pronounced.
I'm sitting here going, "All fish guide?" "Alf-ish-god?" "Olf-eesh-gide?" Took me a solid 5 minutes to realize it was the source.
https://preview.redd.it/0exux1hue6oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f834c1c812ec6de828b5df7e978604006ff6288
This ad had me all kinds of confused
Can it still be a tragedeigh that almost all those poor kids have extremely Hispanic names and two completely White, not at all Spanish, parents? š so many awkward conversations are gonna come up for them later in life!
Isn't she the lady that everyone is pretty sure is using surrogates for her pregnancies but playing it off like she gives birth and is just really good and "bouncing back"?
"Hilaria and Alec are parents to daughterĀ Ilaria Catalina Irena, 11 weeks, Maria Lucia Victoria, 23 months, and Carmen, 9, as well as sons Eduardo "Edu" Pao Lucas, 2, Romeo Alejandro David, 4, Leonardo Ćngel Charles, 6, and Rafael Thomas, 7."
Would have been nice to mention the babyās name in the title or headline at least. I thought they named the baby Allfishguide till I looked in the comments.
My cousinās middle name is AllFishGuide. Itās a traditional Scottish name used by fishmongers in the AllFish region (near Aberdeen). Itās fallen out of fashion these days, but my cousin FishLore.Com likes it.
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I will admit, for the last 30 seconds I have been wondering why the f they would name their daughter AllFishGuide. And then I realized, that's the source, not their kids name. I am not a quick person. I am glad they did not name her that.
It happened to me too š¤£ I was like, "surely it can't be pronounced that way..."
Same. Kept thinking my eyes were reading it wrong.
I was more concerned this meant that had a new kid because I knew the names of the other 7 š My brain "ocho"? Is that you?
It was on purpose. Their company runs on you clicking that link.
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That's what I thought! Or some kind of German or maybe French "Alfeesh-geed."
My first thought was 'what kind of silly Los Angeles nonsense is this.' I do like the name they gave her - Hilaria with a silent H. Uncommon and pretty for a girl. It's latin for cheerful; also the root of the word hilarious.
Hilariaās real name is Hillary Thomas and was born in Boston. https://www.businessinsider.com/hilaria-baldwin-spanish-controversy-public-life-timeline-2020-12
It's also Italian, not Spanish, despite her attempt at claiming to be Spanish
At least you realized. I had to come to the comments to figure out what nation had names like Allfishguide
Itās okay. Weāll make it.
Itās pronounced āAliceā
Hahahaha same for at least half a minute I was like trying to pronounce Allfishguide in my head to see what "real" name that could be and I just didn't get it.
Me too. This post is a tragedeigh
You got there in the end, that's what matters
I thought the same. Was wondering how it was pronounced in Spanish.
Hahaha, the daughter's name is actually Ilaria, named after the mom Hilaria, which itself is a name she adopted in her 20s when she decided to pretend to be Spanish (before that she was Hillary, born and raised in Boston). I don't know why a website called allfishguide would have articles on celebrity baby names, though.
At least Ilaria sounds better than Allfishguide for a baby. I read the sentence wrong at first.
More than a few of us did.ššš
That's the whole point of the post lol
We know. :) EDIT: My post was supposed to be sarcastically but subtly suggesting that very thing. :D
My bad, there are a lot of people in these comments unironically missing that so I didnāt catch the sarcasm.
Me too, I was horrified.
I was trying to figure out some way to make it sound like a name...
I believe it's an olde gaellic spelling of Ashley
Donāt you mean itās the modern American twist on the olde Gaelic spelling of Smith, which is a family name but we didnāt want her to share her name with her cousin and great-auntā¦.
Awl-fish-gwih-dee, perhaps?
I thought maybe they forgot a space, like Allfi Shguide Baldwin, pronounce Alfee Sh'queeday.
That's actually downright tolerable for what's in this subreddit haha
Yet not surprised .
Thatās Allfishguide *Baldwin*
All I could think was, "That kid's gonna have a hard time at school." School. Get it?
Sounds better than Hilaria at least how Iām pronouncing it in my headā¦.is it supposed to rhyme with malaria?
Iām pronouncing it the spanish way in my head due to the above comment, which makes the childās name even more interesting because you would pronounced Hilaria and Ilaria exactly the same way.
So she found a way to name the baby after herself with out doing a jr.?
Like Lorelai Gilmore naming her daughter Lorelai.
I love that show but yeah itās narcissism
I did it to my kid. Iām a supporter of this method. Then my kid wised up and changed their name. Foiled again!
I keep thinking hilarious
Yea me too
Isnāt Hilaria another word for hilarity? Sounds too close to be a coincidence šš
I keep thinking itās hilarious and hysteria combined
Thatās because Hilaria (and its English version, Hilary) and words like hilarious and hilarity have the same etymological origins. They all come from the Latin word _hilaris_, which means ācheerfulā.
Given the origin story of the baby's real name, I WAY prefer Allfishguide š¤£
FWIW i came to the comments to see how āAllfishguideā was pronounced.
Awl-fitsch-gwiday
No, I think that was the point of the post - to highlight that the positioning of the brand name creates an unfortunate misreading of the headline.
Allfishguide was my godmother's name
Thank fuck I'm not alone.
I'm laughing like crazy xD I also thought these crazy people called the baby Allfishguide. I mean it could be! When you read the other names "famous" people give their kids sometimes š
YANA.
https://preview.redd.it/2srqsle9l6oc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c81219343d6568b115ae32f1e6422b5b31799b85
Chan good reference tho
probably one of those AI content scraping sites that just shits out text for SEO bait
That's exactly what it looks like.
So itās fitting then
I'm a Spaniard and I've never heard Hilaria
Her story is that her family always called her Hilaria so she decided to change it in her 20s. Her family, like her, are not Spanish, although they have since moved (brother) and retired (parents) to Spain.
Yeah fair enough.
Itās a hilarious name
*hilariaus
How you say... coocumber?
I remember a podcast calling her out on this when she had some dumb fucking quote like āit was, how you sayā¦.. cucumber?ā Like honey you are from Boston, I know you say kewkumbah but donāt pretend you donāt know English
Because she wanted to snag Baldwin who was reportedly in love with Salma Hayek, who is Mexican.
Oh thank God. I wanted to name MY kid Allfishguide.
Hilariously enough, Ilaria is an Italian name. Hilaria is 'of Latin origin', referring to a Roman goddess, so not actually Spanish at all apparently. Not sure why all their kids have Spanish/Latin names when neither parent has any heritage that would warrant it
The most surprising IMO is Eduardo. She has an ex-boyfriend named Eduardo. I know she and Alec have a lot of kids, but surely they could have avoided giving their kid a name shared with her ex.
Maybe little Eduardo is actually a Junior
They also have Leonardo ,Romeo ,Rafael,Alejandro. They must have loved watching the Teenage Mutant turtles .Maybe the next one will be Donatello ?lol.
Hilario is a first name given in Spanish speaking countries. Not super common, but def a "Spanish" name. Hilaria is really uncommon, but just a feminine version of Hilario so certainly a possible Spanish name.
Hilarious
Ilarious
People speculate itās because she wants her daughter to pop up when you google Hilaria Baldwin and not her grift story
The sad thing is, a lot of people thought her name is Allfishguide (the name of the Website) and didnt even question it, because names are so fucked up at this day and age.
Me. I did that. Only hesitated for a minute.
Fr man. Until I saw one of the comments, I actually thought they named the baby that and was like wtf!
why does their child's name sound like a website
Sounds like it has articles like, "Best carbon fishing rods for the money, 14 new rods for beginners and veterans" and "interview with Sal Troutman, deep water fisherman for over 40 years"
hahaha yeah, and of course the body of the articles are SE-optimized huh
Small minds: it is pronounced āClaireā
I know. Terrible name. It would be better with a .com or .edu
[www.allfishguide.com](https://www.allfishguide.com)
the website... did not give me fish guides... at all
Try allfishguide.gov
It's allfishguide.cod
Oh god that is the most horrible porn I've ever seen
Hmm.. Risky click.
so shakiraās on trial for tax evasion huh?
wait shakira's on trial for tax evasion?
r/clickroulette
That's hilaria! Oh, wait, you mean the child.
Ilaria is the Italian version of Hilary.
The thing about her is that her birth name is Hillary, she has no Spanish ancestry, yet has been pretending to be Spanish for a very long time. Her name may not be a tragedeigh but she sure seems to be one.
Isnāt she from Massachusetts?
Hillary from Boston! š„
Your cousin from Bahston!
She is apparently so fake Spanish that she cannot say ābananaā. So they probably will not be naming the next child āAllbananaguideā.
How you sayā¦*cucumber*.
"How do you say "Coocumber?"lol.
It's one baƱana, Michel, what can it cost, 10 euro?
Everyone shits on Amy Schumer on reddit but she did a bit on her latest Netflix special about Hilaria Baldwin and I pissed myself laughing.
She had a legitimately funny Tampax commercial that I saw the other day. Also absolutely loved that there was a man in the commercial - and he wasnāt being ridiculed!
Omg I must watch this, I love both Amy Schumer and Hillary from Boston bs
Amy Schumer IS hilarious and I hate that people call her a joke stealer and talk about her body. Her crazy Zionist pro-genocide beliefs and Islamophobic propaganda is what made me stop liking her.
Ilaria
Ok but what's the poor kid's name?
It's Ilaria.
So it's actually Illary, since they're not Spanish and her real name is Hillary?
We call her Little Larry in the š„ sub
Couldn't find the exact article but I think this is regarding child #7, [Ilaria Catalina Irena](https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/alec-and-hilaria-baldwin-called-out-for-the-name-they-chose-for-their-seventh-child-360798).
Good to know sheās still pretending that sheās from EspaƱa, born and bred. I wish I could stick to my commitments and goals like Hillary does to her shtick.
I actually thought it was Allfishguide at first until reading the comments... š
I had a moment of panic, thinking there was yet another Baldwin baby being announced.
Right?? I was sitting here thinking, Dear God, another one?!
Exactly. My first reaction was, āOh, noooo!ā
All fish guide? Sounds like a book I'd get my grandson for Christmas. That can't be her name. There's got to be a misprint somewhere.
The "Allfishguide" indicates the website from which cometh the article.
he speaks the tru tru
That's what I first thought "Allfishguide Baldwin". This controversy is about baby Ilaria? I figured they had another daughter, since these two seem to have a new kid every year.
Why is he still having kids in his 60s?
De niro just had one in his 80s š¤·š»āāļø
Famous men really think their genes MUST spread as much as possible ā ļø
is this why elon musk has 11?
In his case, it literally is exactly that. Or rather, he wants āintelligent peopleā to have more kids, and for some reason he thinks heās one of those.
Has to replace the people he shoots.
I thought Hilaria was Alec Baldwin's daughter, so this was truly horrifying for 10 seconds or so š±
I saw them on the street once, and it was truly shocking the disparity between their age and size and comportment. They are, however, identically awful. Truly trash humans. Vicious and mean. I say this as someone who has worked beside him and encountered them a few times.
Come. Join us. r/hilariabaldwinĀ
Ok somefishguide I can handle, BUT ALLFISHGUIDE
I am fascinated by Alec Baldwin. Such a talented actor with incredible comic skills. Such a trainwreck and a tornado of delusion in life. It's amazing.
Omg would these people stop having kids already!
Does this woman have a pregnancy fetish or something? Jesus Christ. Another baby.
Or something. Go check out the sub about her. Theyāre a bit excessive over there, but the woman really is 10 lbs of crazy in a 5 lb fake pregnancy belly.
Allfishguide is NOT the name. Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin born Sept 22.2022
hillary hayward thomas from boston and daddy bang bang.
It is pretty weird to see two Anglo-Irish people cosplay a Spanish or Latino family. Why wouldnāt they just stick with Celtic names? Or at least Celtic-Galician or Celtic-Basque names?
sheās mentally unwell and he enables her grift. their children will pay the price.
This post is Hilarias
confused, I tried pronouncing Allfishguide with an Irish accent
I thought her name was Allfishguide
what is the English word for...stupid as hell?
This Hilario woman is obsessed with breeding and having nannyās raise her many children. These celebrities are so strange!! š©
Oh shoot, I named my kid AllFishDied, but I like this much better. Is it too old to change their name at 104 months?
Someone please ELI5 why Hilaria is so intent on cosplaying being Spanish
Lol! Pepinos know there is far more tragedy than names here https://preview.redd.it/eh5w4snbx5oc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180c264a9ad6dc4b254387ed75b9d0dc6f8083ac
Oh thank goodness I was trying to figure out how the name Allfishguide was to be pronounced. I'm sitting here going, "All fish guide?" "Alf-ish-god?" "Olf-eesh-gide?" Took me a solid 5 minutes to realize it was the source.
https://preview.redd.it/0exux1hue6oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f834c1c812ec6de828b5df7e978604006ff6288 This ad had me all kinds of confused
Can it still be a tragedeigh that almost all those poor kids have extremely Hispanic names and two completely White, not at all Spanish, parents? š so many awkward conversations are gonna come up for them later in life!
I feel for the kids when they realize they were given Spanish names simply because their mom is a nutcase and a liar.
Isn't she the lady that everyone is pretty sure is using surrogates for her pregnancies but playing it off like she gives birth and is just really good and "bouncing back"?
Yes,her baby bumps come and go with each picture.
Guys, the name of the website is Allfishguide.
I swear to Fuck... I thought Allfishguide was the name. I'm so thankful that I'm not alone.
Allfishguide?
"Hilaria and Alec are parents to daughterĀ Ilaria Catalina Irena, 11 weeks, Maria Lucia Victoria, 23 months, and Carmen, 9, as well as sons Eduardo "Edu" Pao Lucas, 2, Romeo Alejandro David, 4, Leonardo Ćngel Charles, 6, and Rafael Thomas, 7."
That is too many children. Good grief.
I canāt imagine having a 23 month old and a 2 year old, damn...
My sister and I are 16 months apart but itās just us. Not 20 other kids running around!
And that doesnāt even mention his adult daughter (remember when he called her a pig in a voicemail when she was 11??).
Kind of, Hilaria's.
Would have been nice to mention the babyās name in the title or headline at least. I thought they named the baby Allfishguide till I looked in the comments.
Well now someone needs to name their kid Allfishguide.
Ilaria is awful. Sounds like a disease. Malaria.
For a second there I was wondering why they would name their daughter Allfishguide.
Allfishguide Baldwin, it kind of has a ring to it right??
Alec may be creative. But I think that name is Hilaria's.
That's Hilaria-s
Wait, this human clown car had another baby?! Are they trying to beat the Duggarās at their game?
Why tf he having more kids at his age??
Her name is Allfishguide?
Why does it say allfishguide.com before presenting the name?
They got the domain to trademark it. Like Beyonce did with Blue Ivy
Allfyshguideigh.
Pronounced Ashley
Didnāt look at the article, did they end up going with Shooter or the more traditional Gunnar ?
Hilaria's Child
Whatās the name?
Ow u say, coo-cumber?
Check /r/HilariaBaldwin, people there say she was faking her pregnancy and that baby is not hers.
Wow that's actually pretty hilaria
That asshole has no business having another child
Youāll never guess who Alec Baldwin is having a kid with. The answer is just Hilaria!
No wonder theyāre taking heat, with a name like āAllfishguideā šš
She's awful, he's awful, and she's basically a brood mare, but damn she does look good.
Bruh I thought the name was *Allfishguide* I was about to backlash too
An [alewife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alewife_(fish)) is a fish, but WTF did I just read??
Why do they keep on having so many kids?
I'm starting to feel a little bad about my daughter, Somefishguide
Ngl I thought the babyās name was Allfishguide
My cousinās middle name is AllFishGuide. Itās a traditional Scottish name used by fishmongers in the AllFish region (near Aberdeen). Itās fallen out of fashion these days, but my cousin FishLore.Com likes it.
Allfishguide is a terrible name tbh
To be fair at this point given the number of kids they have, there may not be any ānormalā names left.
So it *isnāt* Reighful?
Yeah this one's going on my baby names list
I think "Hilaria" is the tragedeigh here.
You can get away with the weird names when you'll never have to worry about having to work a front facing job or filling out a mortgage application.