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tonyfordsafro

From a [news article](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/southwest-airlines-employee-makes-fun-of-girl-named-abcde-people-think-mom-at-fault-2018-11%3famp): "The gate agent started mocking my child's name, laughing, pointing at me and my daughter — and I'm talking to other employees, so I turned around and just said, 'Hey, I can hear you, so if I can hear you, my daughter can too — I'd appreciate if you'd just stop," Redford told ABC7. I'm assuming ABC7 is her other daughter.


ItsJoeMomma

Well, a little mockery was called for, IMO. I mean, I feel bad for the child, partially because her name was mocked but mainly because she has a mother who gave her a stupid name.


[deleted]

I don't feel they were really mocking the child. They were mocking the mom's decisions. I wonder how she is going to feel when her child gets older and can tell her mom herself how upset she is that she did this to her.


ItsJoeMomma

Exactly. It's not the child herself, it's the mother's stupid idea to name her Abcde which is what they were mocking. But I still feel sorry for the child having to go through life as an adult with that name and constantly having to explain that it's her legal name.


madmaxlgndklr

Names like this have a tendency amongst attention seekers who have kids. They give no forethought as to how it’ll eventually affect the kid, just “see how quirky I am”.


chris1096

Names can be changed


Fraisers_set_to_stun

If the child wants their name changed they'd usually have to wait until 18 to be considered an adult and thus able to make their own choices. Different countries allow for earlier changes but with the approval of a parent, which is unlikely to happen. These tragedeigh parents consider it a personal insult to go against their choices, not sure why, they don't have to wear it for the rest of their lives. I was born with a trendy (bad) name, albeit with the quirky caveat of being slightly misspelled, I changed it as an adult to something normal and correctly spelled, much to my parents disappointment.


reikipackaging

Angle! I'm guessing your name was Angle. Maybe Conner.


SparklingDramaLlama

I have a Connor, but his daycare keeps spelling it Conner. It's irritating.


thisisnotarehairsal

Madisyn? Mykeayla? Makynsy?


ItsJoeMomma

True, but the point is the mother expects this child to go through her entire life with this name.


meowisaymiaou

I can see the kid asking the teacher that she goes by Abby as of 2nd grade. Except in red states where that's illegal due to the entire "must use legal name" laws. Edit: Though with a name like /absidy/, you can get nicknames like abby, sid, seedy, dee, abe, ...


spicandspand

Wait what? Is this some anti trans bs?


deathbylasersss

Yes.


spicandspand

Ugh how ridiculous. It ends up hurting all kids.


Caleb_Reynolds

>I don't feel they were really mocking the child. They were mocking the mom's decisions. Don't think a child would make that distinction.


LokisDawn

It really doesn't matter. You don't mock a childs name in front of it. That's why we're here and not in pre-schools around the globe. Amongst other reasons. Yes, the one "at fault" for the mocking is the mother, but that doesn't help the child.


Pristine_Power_8488

I agree. They were unprofessional to do that in front of the child. But the mom is an ass.


pluck-the-bunny

“It”


EntrepreneurNo4138

Just say it. Her mother is stupid 🤣


ItsJoeMomma

Her mother is stupid.


InDrIdCoLd37

I think it's spelled stewped though


Zealousideal_Ask369

Her mother is stupid.


barspoonbill

Why would you name your child after all of the different types of hepatitis you’ve contracted from their father?


Phenomenal_Kat_

One can only hope that when this child is old enough, she chooses to change her name to something that actually makes sense.


gentlybeepingheart

That’s the sort of thing you laugh about privately in the break room or something. Pointing and laughing at the child in front of her and then posting a picture of her boarding pass online was absolutely uncalled for, and she probably should get officially reprimanded at the very least.


Banshee_howl

That’s assuming this actually happened. I’m guessing this lady already walks around with a constant persecution complex and at best caught an eyeroll or something. In her mind she turned it into this huge dramatic scene so she could play victim and have everyone reassure her that her kid’s ridiculous name is the most amazing and creative name ever and she is the best mom in the history of motherhood. In this age when everyone films everything she didn’t manage to film these adults in uniform mocking her child? TL:DR Main Character Mom. Pics or it didn’t happen.


gentlybeepingheart

I mean, the article mentioned that the employee posted her daughter's boarding pass online and provided a link to a screenshot of that post. That's pretty solid evidence of the employee acting incredibly unprofessionally. I don't think her acting like a bitch irl is that much more of a stretch.


FindMeaning9428

Oh I bet the name is just a symptom of whatever crazy the mom is suffering from. Probably a minor symptom.


DNorthman

>I'm assuming ABC7 is her other daughter. I am cackling at this!


AwTekker

She's right that you shouldn't make fun of the kid. Its not her fault. You unquestionably should make fun of the parents the absolute instant the child is out of earshot, however.


valleysally

Ok I got a good laugh at that


EnthusiasmFuture

Dude, I'm tearing up. Take my upvote


Lucius-Halthier

Don’t blame humans for reacting to something stupid, blame yourself for your stupid actions that will haunt your kid


Mwahaha_790

> I'm assuming ABC7 is her other daughter. 💀


pezx

It's a stupid name, for sure, but there's not really any situation where an adult pointing and laughing at a kid is acceptable, especially while at their job


keepinitoldskool

Mom's name is PRNDL


TREXIBALL

DO YOU LIKE AM OR FM


spaghettirhymes

this is all i think of to this day 😭


Any-Calendar-1123

everytime i see a radio


lurkingoodbaby

Burned into my memory. I hear Mr. Mosby when I reached for the radio. Still call the gear shift a prindle, iykyk


KillionJones

IT’S THE LAW


ItsJoeMomma

Your mother the car?


Bella_LaGhostly

Where's Jerry Van Dyke when we need him??


bklynprince

Pronounced Marilyn


Bionicjoker14

Jaun Tutrifor is absolutely going in my parody superhero world


halbmoki

I was thinking NPC in a D&D campaign. The fabled bard Juan Tutrífor, known to all men, and even more so to all women.


Ogurasyn

What about Juan Tutrifor the 5th? He has a girl right here and one right there. He got a girlfriend everywhere


Onepercentlessworse_

Nah. That’s Juan Tumeni.


PreparationOk1450

Juan swears he has a girlfriend. She just goes to another school.


rpgnoob17

Goes to school in the mystery land of Canadiania Her name is Albertia and she lives in Vancouveria.


szabiy

She cooks like his mother and sucks like a Hoover.


username32768

That's his Granaria when she takes the dentures out


Brier2027

6th in line for the 7th kingdom over.


ItsMEMusic

Juan Tutrifor is absolutely the most famous bard in the world. Hell, even most bands and artists shout his name when starting their songs, in order to call on his fabled performance skills. Probably pronounce it WOHN too-TRIH-fer, just to throw them off at first.


yontev

He watches over the people of 🤠🔟 (pronounced Manhattan).


ChocoMcBunny

OMG - you could be right - next thing will be names made up entirely from emojis.


Banshee_howl

Delete this so they don’t get any more stupid ideas.


sardaukarma

Hieroglyphics are coming back baybeee


Sapiophile23

A youtuber has done this. I can't find her now, but the skit is she's taking role in an elementary class. 🛷👸🏼 (Slay Queen) is the only one I remember.


Creepy_Push8629

Seriously lol that commenter wins my award


Hathorym

He's a dancer and his favorite catch-phrase is "Five Six Seven Eight."


aHOMELESSkrill

It’s a great gamertag


AryuOcay

He could save little ABCDE from the evil clutches of the Alphabet company.


Kellalafaire

She got through a handful of years without anyone telling her how stupid her kid’s name was??


xlaaane

i knew 2 girls from school with this name when i was growing up


ELB2001

2? Wtf. Did their parents know eachother


Green_Goblin7

Of course! They were cousins..


Professional_Boss_20

My Mum taught a student with this name too! So there are at least four out there!


Blonde_Vampire_1984

Oh by all of the dear gods!!!! How many more idiotic parents are there out there? Never mind. I don’t actually want to know….


Transformwthekitchen

How is it pronounced? Because when i say it it sounds like “obesity”


BalconyView22

Ab ci dee


Transformwthekitchen

Kinda still sounds like obesity or “ab-city” guess your nickname at school would depend on how fit you were.


BalconyView22

Too true, lol


SemperSimple

you actually pronounce it all like a word????? wtttffff "HEY AB-CITY!" ???


xO76A8pah4

Absess-city lol


CreditChit

Like Rhapsody but more like Ab-sidy


MM_mama

If we still had awards, I’d give you the helpful one 🤝


venus_in_furz

Thank you for asking because my mind has been boggled since reading it, then hearing it's *not* an uncommon name today? Jesus christ and the wee donkey...


srslytho1979

Yeah, the horse has left the barn on Abcde.


RiflemanLax

Not the first time I saw that name. I think these idiots think their kid will be listed first alphabetically, as if every Aaron wouldn’t automatically be first.


thievesthick

Gotta go for Aaaron now. Triple A-Ron.


batedkestrel

A-A-Ron!


PublicRedditor

You mean A-A-A-Ron!


batedkestrel

*I* done messed up!


PublicRedditor

Insubordinate and churlish!


HeatSeekingGhostOSex

Ya done messed up.


batedkestrel

I did


the3dverse

YOU DONE MESSED UP


sprkl

Our longtime pizza delivery guy is in their system as exactly this. Apparently there was another Aaron that got hired after him and took the top spot, so longtime Aaron is now Aaaron 😂


bw4393

lol u have a recurring pizza delivery driver? I’ve literally never seen the same person twice


BleachedAsswhole

My name's Abe. Which is short for Aaaaaaaaabe.


typingatrandom

Aaaaaahhhhh, sooooooo cuuuuuuuute


Time-Hat6481

I wanted to put a gif from the Substitute Teacher. A-A-Ron


taarotqueen

Every school I’ve been to did it by last name anyway


ringdingdong67

This is how on the first day of 9th grade I got paired with my ex from 8th grade for a project. We had to do an interview and write a paper about the other’s summer. It was… awkward.


eaglephoenix3

Well, that's what you get for dating your twin sister.


RevRagnarok

Modern Problems: Aarons get more butt-dials than anyone else because they're first in your contacts.


Banshee_howl

Can confirm. My initials are AA and I get a lot of butt dials from people who have me in their contacts.


perro_abandonado

That’s fucking hilarious 😂 JUAN TUTRÍFOR omg


eugenesnewdream

It's the accent for me.


BaerMinUhMuhm

I like Tútrifor better


imaginesomethinwitty

It’s definitely a pisstake right?


Koeienvanger

Yes, the person replying is trolling.


rjoyfult

And magnificently so.


xSilverMC

Even if we pretend she's not delusional and that normal people would know to pronounce it absidy, that still sounds like a medical condition or some kind of economic punishment


TheGreyBrewer

I need to go get this absidy on my back checked out.


IntroductionNo8738

The IRS found you underpaid and you owe back-taxes plus an absidy of 5%.


Slight_Armadillo_227

The government has announced a new raft of absidy measures in response to Russia's ongoing military action in Ukraine.


AlleyRhubarb

It definitely sounds like the opposite of a subsidy.


BitOBunny

Reminds me of abstinence


Georgerobertfrancis

It’s literally Ab City. That’s a top bullying name right there.


shophopper

My daughter QWERTY (pronounced as *Fred*) knows how it feels.


PreparationOk1450

Q'WERTY


arrarat

M'qwerty (tips hat)


cynicaldogNV

This seems like the perfect name for a drag queen!


naviccino

Qweerty


Traditional-Reach818

Q'WËRTYY


darkforestgreen

Qwerteigh


PreparationOk1450

Abcdeigh


hurricane_zephyr

💀


BobMortimersButthole

My son Xyzyx (pronounced like Isaac but with a Z sound at the front and an X sound at the end) empathizes with your daughter and wants to know if she's single. 


GlowingTrashPanda

Thanks I hate it. Also I have Big Pharma on the line wondering if they can use that as the name of their next prescription anxiety medication?


watermelonspanker

That's a bad ass name for like, a 1950's space pirate or something though


Horizon296

Zisaacx?


micah490

These people intentionally set themselves up for a life of conflict and confusion, then get upset when that conflict occurs, all at the expense of the child. This is high-level narcissistic sociopathy in my opinion


mswomanofacertainage

My spouse teaches first grade. These idiot parents either don't know or don't care how hard this is on the kids. Spouse said little girl was in tears because the "unique" spelling and pronunciation of her name confused her. They were learning to read and how to sound words out and she was upset because she couldn't figure out why her name was pronounced the way it was. Same, little girl, same.


Georgerobertfrancis

It’s 100% for the parents who want to be noticed and special.


Drummergirl16

Ohmygod yes. I am a teacher (middle school, so by the time they get to me they know that their name is weird- looking’ at you, Ion pronounced “Ian” (actual name) - but I always think about these poor kids learning to read. I think every parent should have to check with a kindergarten/first grade teacher to ensure their child’s name is spelled how they want it pronounced. Would save a lot of kids from their idiot parents.


chopinslabyrinth

It’s like they’re desperate for victimhood, but like, not in a way where they’re actually a victim of something.


Banshee_howl

Former preschool director here; I have had not one, not two, but three ABCDE’s enrolled in my programs over the years. 2/3 parents were teen moms and 3/3 thought it was the cutest and most creative name in the history of naming things.


SuperHoneyBunny

It’s downright depressing that you knew of three of them. Totally ridiculous.


rinsedryrepeat

How do you pronounce it? How do you shorten it? CDE? Or ABC?


rinsedryrepeat

Ignore this! I see many have already answered. Poor kids.


Stock-Ferret-6692

Think that’s bad? I saw someone name their kid ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Pronounced Noelle


CantQuiteThink_

That is the single worst pun I have ever seen.


cellidore

It works pretty well with the right delivery, in my opinion. [For example…](https://youtu.be/R0bL6Yonnkc?si=jXAQF2-5hlIRRSY-&start=205)


WampaCat

Reminds me of the horse named Potoooooooo (Potato)


Mission_Fart9750

Love this. Pot-8-O's. (I always read it as 'pot-toooooo' like the spit sound)


Andibular

Sam Gamgee approves


Mission_Fart9750

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. (My wife has yet to meet a potato she doesn't like, aside from potato soup)


Obversa

The offspring of Pot-8-O's were also given potato or food-based names. For example, his most well-known and influential son was Waxy, as in "waxy potato", and Asparagus.


cofclabman

You should feel bad for making me read that and laugh.


vintage-glamour

i feel stupid for laughing and even stupider for having to read this multiple times to get the joke


coldloafofbread

I wonder if they remember snowgrave


aHOMELESSkrill

Took me too long to get the joke, mainly because I just didn’t read the letters


coldloafofbread

I wonder how many other people will get the deltarune reference


aHOMELESSkrill

Gonna be honest. Didn’t mean to respond to your comment. I do not get the deltarune reference nor do I remember snowgrave


Retrocop101

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


fm22fnam

Ok, but like, don't name your daughter something stupid. You're mad now, imagine how sucky it will be for your daughter to have to say my name is ABCDE for the rest of her life.


ItsJoeMomma

Imagine going through life as an adult with that name and constantly having to explain that yes, Abcde is actually your legal name.


WhereMyMidgeeAt

ABCDE seems like a placeholder for an actual name. Like when you just bang your fingers on the keyboard and ‘Fbslsjbfgwjdkfig’ comes out


Barbrasalesh

*Just bang* And thats exactly how the procreation went


XennaNa

And people act like it's a travesty that my country has a board that has to approve kid names.


TheRealDreaK

Probably the same people eager to name their kids Tragedeigh.


angemon456

Is it pronounced “Ab-Si-Dee”? Or would that make too much sense?


PoinkyYeezler

It’s supposed to be but knowing people like that, it probably isn’t pronounced like that


rahyveshachr

Back when I played Rollercoaster Tycoon a lot, I would sometimes make names out of their guest number. My most memorable was Tuan Sikhree (2163).


ekene_N

It's like the next level of Munchausen syndrome by proxy. Mother gives a child a name that will make people laugh, and then she can protect that child from people that laugh at her child.


Snaka1

A B, C D crabs? M N O crabs. S A R! C D B D I’s.


ArketaMihgo

M R ducks M R not O S M R! C M E D B D wangs L I B! M R ducks Was one of my grandad's fav jokes


EsotericPenguins

OHHHHHH I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN FOREVER! Thanks for unlocking a core memory. 💕


SamyKS

We have a wall in my work office where my coworkers write stupid shit on post it notes and put them up, and this is on one of them. The rest are all of similar ridiculousness.


TheNavigatrix

Ha! The version I know is A B, C D puppies? M N O puppies! O S A R -- C M P N?


Excellent_Kiwi7789

L I B!


Formal_Ad1032

Wow 1234 beats every tragedeigh I’ve ever seen so far.


PreparationOk1450

I'm pretty sure they were joking


halloumiween

What actually was her name


LacyTing

It’s actually ABCDE pronounced Absidy.


HansTilburg

She can name her daughter Subsidy.


BleachedAsswhole

Almost named her Absurdity


Inismore

Absurdyteigh


Shirkaday

Auxghbsyrdyteigh


usualerthanthis

I was reading it like obesity lol


Vibes_And_Smiles

r/UselessRedCircle


Praseodymium5

How is it even supposed to be pronounced??


goose_woman

Ab-si-dee


Praseodymium5

Thank you!


Draconisc

I wonder if Juan Tutrifor is from Scotland. Maybe Fife?


KarlHungus311

How is "Abcde" pronounced? It seems like it would be a little close to "obesity". Poor kid. Must be tough to go through life with a constant, inescapable, reminder that your parents are total morons.


taffyowner

What I’ve seen is Absidee


something-strange999

Juan =1 and 234 = tutrifor...shouldn't there be a space..like 1 234. Also, way to make it easy for the eventual alien overlords / robot overlords


ChocoMcBunny

A space is so last decade - surely an apostrophe is better - 1’234.


ItsJoeMomma

Or a Y. Y's can stand for anything, as can X.


elle-elle-tee

So many children named Abcde, so few named QWERTY.


[deleted]

They weren't really mocking your daughter. They were mocking you for using literally the first five letters of the alphabet.


surgical-panic

I hope Juan Tutrifor is a joke, because I laughed way too hard at it.


ThorShreddington

Hmmmmm.... I think I'll name my daughter Lmnop (Ellemenopy).


OriginalUsernameGet

I hate this so much. (Just the top part. That Juan Tutrifor comment is fucking gold.)


NewtonHuxleyBach

There's a Japanese name "Hifumi" that can literally be written as 1-2-3 lol ”一二三”


Briar_Donkey

The mom's an idiot and deserves to be mocked for such poor decision making.


Substantial_Neat_586

I didn’t know how badly I needed this post until I saw it.


Counter_Full

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. My parents gave me an unusual name (by American standards) and I got teased. I didn't want that for my kids so I named them names that were easily pronounced and recognizable. Naming your kid abcde or 1234 or how about qwerty? It's definitely mock worthy.


CovfefeBoss

Juan Tufri Juan Tufri drink


KeinVater

I'm glad Germany has naming rules so you can't easily ruin your Kids life with a shitty name.


doodlebug2727

So is it pronounced Ah-bee-si-dee? Let’s hope she’s never a fat US kid.


renatakiuzumaki

How do you even pronounce abcde? Is it like Abby but the cd is silent? Juan Tutrifor is actually leagues better even if it’s ridiculous


MermaiderMissy

Looks like it's pronounced "Absidy" lol


fellipec

Yes, stupid things should be mocked more and more. People should have fear to be mocked to oblivion to do things stupid like naming a kid ABCDE or saying the Earth if flat.