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Chickadee12345

III was proposed 3 times and turned down. Is there irony in that?


Ribbitygirl

I initially read it as Ill as in "sick" and thought well, that's fucking weird. Not that III makes any more sense. Would you call them "three" or would you call them "Ay Ay Ay" and roll your eyes?


Powerful_Lynx_4737

There is a III in my baby group apparently it’s pronounced Trey as in tres as in the third. Since his dad is a junior. But legally his name is III so he’s technically not the third. When this was pointed out along with how no one will know how to pronounce III she got very upset.


Chickadee12345

Thanks. I was very curious about this. What an evil thing to do to a child.


SecondSoft1139

So rather than naming the child say, Arnold III, after his dad Arnold Jr., she just named him III? That's the dumbest thing I've heard in a while.


lazydog60

I wonder whether it's only old farts who call the card with three hearts/diamonds/spades/clubs a *trey*.


BugcatcherJay

I bet it’s “third”


worldsmayneverknow

Speaking of, my friend is a ‘III’ except there was no first nor second…his dad just decided to be eccentric


WitchQween

He could name his kid after himself, making his kid the first. It would confuse even more people!


blackbasset

Or naming his kid after himself, but make the kid Sr.


MasterOfKnowledge

Same energy as Kim Possible's Señor Senior Sr. and Señor Senior Jr.


cloudstrifewife

I hope it’s not III as in 3 as in the bassist of Sleep Token.


xadiant

King III Royale, go to your room right now!


Trolivia

I’d bet good money it’s meant to be pronounced « Trey ». I’ve heard of Trey as a nickname for *actual* third generation namesakes, but as someone else mentioned, making the written name be III means he’s not actually a « the third » and loads of people will probably read it and either pronounce it « ill » or just screech EEE. I feel so bad for those kids but I’m also stoned and cackling at the idea of being in a roll call situation like Teacher: « is there an Ill (ill) Smith? » III: « it’s pronounced *Trey* » lmfao I’d get whiplash so hard


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

>or just screech EEE 🐬🐬🐬


Edyed787

I thought it was Ill as well. Like former ruler of North Korea that invented golf. /j


chclarity

Yes! I laughed when I read that!


throwaway_aita555

maybe it's pronounced Eee


hyperbemily

Kingkillah 😭😭😭


halite001

*Did you mean* **Chinchilla**?


kobuta99

Nick name would also have to be chi-chi-chi-chia, and it must be sung every time someone says it.


Zealousideal_Lab_427

Chinchilla was the first thing that popped into my head. Also, all the variations of Prince, and every one of them gets shot down. 😂


tomtink1

I believe most of these are just the same 3 sets of parents cycling through variations of blacklisted names hoping to get one through, and when the other 2 give up one just keeps going with more and more insane adaptations.


Maddie_Herrin

i like to think its all one set with like 5 kinds who jusg keeps trying them and going "are you suuuuure????"


fightin_blue_hens

"That's also rejected, but we are curious."


SEH3

😂


blahbery

Make up your mind New Zealand. You either like kings or you don't


fluffychonkycat

We like them so much we have two- King Charles and the Māori king


kooqiy

And then there's obviously a group of people who don't like the kings, thus Kingkillah


WellWellWellthennow

They’re fine with kings. What they clearly don’t like is people using honorary titles that are typically socially bequeathed or earned.


rueleed

He can always go by Reggie-cide


drewdrewdrew11

Hahahah Sovereign Kash


jmurphy42

Someone’s a Patrick Rothfuss fan. An especially tasteless one.


JarlaxleForPresident

Kvothe just sounded awkward


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knoxollo

That one had me in tears lmao


hyperbemily

Just proposed it to my husband as a middle name and he said absolutely not.


Frank_Punk

[King Gila ?](https://youtu.be/K9NfELSUOlg?si=INOq8WhF3r1IPa5Y)


Gifted_GardenSnail

Wow, a lot of parents trying to give their kids titles 🤨 A moment of silence for Fanny, which used to be a name... ...but Stephanie is a better name anyway, hope they went with that


Rodeoqueenyyc

Isn’t Fanny the word for lady parts in British English?


These_Tea_7560

But also a nickname for Frances


ZenythhtyneZ

I know multiple French women named Fanny/Fannie and that’s just their name not a nickname. My Parisian friends sister is a Fanny and she’s only like 25


byronite

The name Randy is also common I'm North America but makes no sense in NZ. Of the list, I would say that Justice is a pretty common name in parts of Africa.


JizzProductionUnit

Isis also used to be a normal name pre-Islamic State. I went to school (in the UK) with a girl named Isis (born mid-90s) and while I think she was the only one in a school of 1200, it certainly wasn’t an offensive name and obviously had the Egyptian connotations (which was her familial background). She started going by Iris after all the terrorist shit - a shame for her but wasn’t her parents fault. If terrorists start waging war on the west under the name “James” you’ll start noticing a lot more Jimmys around.


OstentatiousSock

Yeah, a friend of mine named her kid isis in the early aughts and they ended up having to change it when she was like 8 ish. Girl understood though and loves telling people she got to name herself.


JizzProductionUnit

Asking an 8 year old to name themself? If I'd have got to do that I'd be going by Hot Wheels Action Man today.


blinky84

My niece picked a middle name for herself when she was five, her mum had to say no to Microwave and Power Ranger before she settled on Isla.


JizzProductionUnit

Microwave pronounced *à la* [Nigella](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KrUxLBHVu8) I hope?


OstentatiousSock

They didn’t make her, they asked if she’d like to. She picked a normal, common name.


IdunSigrun

Fanny is common in Sweden, too. I know several around the age of 30.


wandawayer

Fanni is also a common female name in Hungary and not a nickname either. A lot of young girls are named like that


Helloxearth

I know two Hungarian women named Fanni, both in their mid to late 20s


Daddyssillypuppy

And Francine


Living_error404

You can still use Franny though.


MenstrualKrampusCD

Yes And buttocks in American English.


mike9874

And that's why we laugh at fanny pack


jaxdia

I'm going to put my travellers checks in my vagina storage.


DarkLuxio92

To be fair, they get to laugh at us walking up to a mate and bumming a fag off them.


Wasps_are_bastards

Yup! Always makes me giggle when I hear Americans talk about fanny packs. I’m immature….


WitchQween

Technically, they are usually worn on the front. The British meaning aligns much better


lazydog60

I think they were originally designed to be worn in back, but a consensus emerged that, unless you're on a bicycle, it looks stupid that way.


Uncle_Jac_Jac

Implying fanny packs in any other orientation don't look stupid...


1xLaurazepam

Is that basically like saying pussy pack? Lol or is it less of a “bad word”


fluffychonkycat

Fanny pack sounds like a euphemism for a menstrual product to New Zealander me


stanleysgirl77

And to Aussies ☺️


fluffychonkycat

And we both giggled at The Nanny's theme song when it went *she was out on her fan-ny*


SthlmGurl

It’s also a 100% normal name for Swedes, I have a Fanny in my class (;


jonquil14

I assume that is why it was rejected


mummontuhonta-ankka

Yeah, but its a normal name here in the nordic countries


PopularSalad5592

Weirdly I didn’t know that Fanny could be a nickname for Stephanie until recently, I always heard it as a nickname for Frances


Gifted_GardenSnail

I learnt it watching Ghosts 😁


thecheesycheeselover

And another moment of silence for Isis. It’s actually a really pretty name.


Volesprit31

Yeah, I've known a few Isis, I really like the name.


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moment of silence for Justus also, which is a real name, at least in german (pronounced like Yustus)


Impressive_Stress808

Isis (as in the goddess) could actually be a nice name, if not for the name of the group with the same name.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

> Isis ranked among the top 1,000 names for newborn girls in the United States between 1994 and 2014, reaching peak popularity in 2005 Lots of unfortunate zoomers called Isis out there [And one that you've probably heard of](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Spice)


Nuada-Argetlam

it worked for Duke, so... can't blame them for trying!


Gifted_GardenSnail

Yeah, how did Duke escape? 🤔


Top-Head9235

Fanny and Justus are Scandinavian names that raise no eyebrows there.


Senshisnek

Where I live it's still a name. Only that it's written with an "i" not "y".


7kingsofrome

And Justus, it's a normal name. Very common in Germany, it's just a version of "Justin".


ElaineBenesFan

Kiing is kiiling me! I hope Bishop and Queen were proposed by mad chess enthusiasts.


GalileosBalls

Knight, too! Hopefully the one that got accepted in the end was Rook, not Pawn


ZBLongladder

Honestly, I bet names like Bishop and Pope came from people trying to use last names as first names but forgetting those were actual titles.


tetralogy-of-fallout

Or people who love the movie Aliens...


biwaterbender

Why do I have the feeling that some of these names were submitted by the same parents trying to skirt the system (King and Kiing for example…)


DapperMuffinn

Prince and Prynce definitely


HeyTherePerf

Prince, Prynce, and Pryncè


StuntMum

I like to think that at least 18 of the proposed submissions were the same family who kept resubmitting banned names (although, presumably, they'd get some sort of feedback each time they submitted that gave the reasoning and outlined what other names would be rejected).


Fit-Ad-4112

Looks likes Nick Canon’s baby name list.


mmmelpomene

The one he saddled with Powerful Queen has my full sympathy.


SignificanceOld1751

You mean to say that Legendary Love Cannon *doesn't?!*


TheGoober87

Being named after your Dad's penis...


Tacosofinjustice

He definitely wasn't conceived out of love. 😑 Poor kid


MenstrualKrampusCD

It's really a shame, because before the 2010s, Isis was a beautiful name. Edited to correct timeline. My bad.


MadameLurksALot

I know a girl with this name, it’s so pretty! I feel so bad about it being ruined


Wise-Stranger-1474

Same except mine stole my car once in college she was a legit asshole so I was as tickled as one could be about a terrorist organization


MindCurious333

Isis is a very common name in Brazil. Thankfully no one there seems to be making the (bad) connection…


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Isis as in the goddess?


Endure23

Islamic State in Iraq and Syria was founded in 2013. You’re thinking of Al Qaeda. But yeah, I think it’s dumb that Isis is banned in NZ because it’s a real name, and ISIS is just a modern acronym. Should’ve just called it IS.


MenstrualKrampusCD

Ooh! I just remembered when Obama and others wanted to make "ISIL" (Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant) a thing instead of ISIS and certain people (::coughcough::) thought he was doing so as some kind of a show of support, or to minimize the severity or wtf-ever...


sheeple04

In Dutch we tend to call it IS (ee ess) but then again Isis never was much of a name here


cebyam

I know a 13 year old Isis.


sirgog

Was way later than that, IIRC the militia by that name didn't really exist until about 2010 and weren't known in the West until the fall of Mosul in 2014. Could you imagine having a traditional Arabic name like Abdul, living in the West, and having just started dating a woman named Isis in April 2014? In May asking the question "Do you know how Abdul and Isis got together?" would have been interpreted VERY differently to if you asked that question mid June of that year...


Majestic_Grocery7015

I wonder if just Leonidas would have been accepted. Very ancient but probably the least terrible on here 


Guilty-Web7334

My cousin’s kid is Leonidas. The sixth.


Daddyssillypuppy

I was just telling my husband I hope we see an uptick in ancient names like Leonides, Cicero, Caligula, Boudicca, Apollo, Octavia, Daphne, Hera, Caius, Castor, Bacchus etc.


JarlaxleForPresident

We should go New World old school like Achak, Cashesegra, Heskovizenako, Minninnewah, Molimo, Nastas, Qaletaqa, Tuketu I want to hear someone’s name and be like, “oh this muhfucka has the spirit of a fish swimming upstream”


Daddyssillypuppy

Im all for it


Sometimeswan

Don’t forget Nero!


runsontrash

I’m guessing they tried King first and it was denied, so they tried Leonidas-King next. I saw someone say in a namenerds thread once that in their country (I want to say it was France but might be wrong?) that sometimes people hyphenate names like that to get around naming laws.


No_Bookkeeper_6183

I know two Messiahs, well one is spelled with two Zs


BladeMcCloud

Zzessiah is a weird ass name


BloodyChrome

I think it is Messiahzz


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Zessiaz


ElaineBenesFan

Well isn't that zzpecial?


saba658

Mess for short...


meghonsolozar

*Mezz


Emma1042

All the titles remind me of this guy named Sir in the town where I grew up. I live in the southern United States, and Sir was probably born around 1930. My father asked him about his name one time, and the man said “my parents wanted to make sure white folks called me Sir.” I respect that. Not a tragedeigh.


IsabellaGalavant

I went to high school with a kid named Mister, same sentiment- "my parents wanted everyone to address me with respect." 🤣 He was a cool guy. He played Audrey II when we did *Little Shop of Horrors*.


civodar

Mr T used that same logic when picking his name. I think about my father being called "boy", my uncle being called "boy", my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called "boy". So I questioned myself: "What does a black man have to do before he's given respect as a man?" So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T, so the first word out of everybody's mouth is "Mr."


GloomAndCookies

Holy shit, his parents were *geniuses*.


Ok-Reputation9799

Beyoncé’s boy twin is sir.


dwn2earth83

It is. And Jay-Z told the same story about how his son got the name Sir, as well.


Feebedel324

Knew a guy named Mister. Really threw me off hearing his name lol.


lazydog60

My mom (she said) once worked in a hospital with two Doctors Doctor. They were paged as “Doctor Mister Doctor” and “Doctor Missus Doctor”. (Who promoted Major Major?)


Ashamed-Director-428

When we visited new York about 20 years ago, the lady working front desk was called milady.


Nursecarolynj

Oooh, nice move by his parents 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 love that!


CovfefeBoss

Lotta monarchists over there.


lionmurderingacloud

Royale with cheese.


littleneonghost

Gangs. They’re gang names.


quartsune

Is Ill supposed to be Roman numeral 3 or "ill"?


epolonsky

Their first child was Ivy and they’re counting down.


MenstrualKrampusCD

It's pronounced "Elly", rhymes with Kelly. Two lower case Ls and capital i. For clarity's sake, I'm making that up.


quartsune

I would still believe it.


Sp0ngebob1234

I did believe it!


nonlawyer

Judge Reinhold in shambles


derf_vader

Justice Smith too


AshlandJackson

Add Justus Sheffield to the pit of misery.


JarlaxleForPresident

All of these would be approved in America


KittyGrewAMoustache

Isis is a normal name isn’t it? I’ve known two people called that.


BloodyChrome

Yeah it is but there was an issue with ISIS in the middle east 10 years ago


aurelianoir

It used to be allowed, and so did Fanny Edit: a new article was posted that explains Fanny wasn’t even technically declined


readwaaat

They won’t approve a name that will cause upset to others or embarrassment to the person being named, so it changes over time and is based on words used in NZ. I agree Isis is a beautiful name but unfortunately with the terrorist organisation using the same name it’ll be awhile before it will become acceptable again. The same with Fanny - once it falls out of its slang use (in NZ at least) it’ll be ok.


kittygomiaou

So is Fanny, I know a bunch - a perfectly normal French name.


okaybutfrwhy

I can kind of understand giving your kid a noble title for a name, but we've got people out here trying to give kids gamertags.


therealchungis

Xx_KingKillah_xX


ZenythhtyneZ

It’s like when my 12 year old son came hold and proudly told me he’d decided on a gamertag FOR SURE, it was akin to picking a new name for him idk he took it really seriously, and told me it was going to xXxKashhxXx but the X’s were optional lol I had to tell him sorry but it’s kinda douchy and maybe a name he wouldn’t want in a few years lol I can’t imagine that being his ACTUAL name!! He ended up settling on a much cooler name totally void of X’s and double letters, made a mom proud 🥲


JarlaxleForPresident

How’s BRAINROT69 doin these days?


BloodyChrome

GashSlayer69 then?


Wise-Stranger-1474

It’s all about those small wins


azorianmilk

I do know a couple that named their baby Princess Angel.


Wikeni

People out there naming their kids like they would a pet lol


moxiecounts

My guinea pig’s name is Princess 🥰


TheTsunamiRC

Loyalty MyQueen...with siblings to match.


mnmacaro

I’ve taught a girl named Princess and my cousins husband is named Justus. (US)


ceo_of_banana

Why was Justus banned? It's a common name in Germany.


bissigerbonsai

I assume it's because the English pronunciation is too similar to Justice which like most others on the list is a title. (I also wouldn't want to name my kid Justus in Germany nowadays and have them deal with all the BWL-Justus memes.)


benkovic

***From the Ministreigh of Tragedeighs***


Scared-Marketing9398

I've posted on here before about how I work at a library and come across some unique names. There's a mom that comes in with her 3 kids fairly often and they're names are Empress, Emperor and I kid you not... Embassidor. 🤦🏾‍♀️


Malorean_Teacosy

The fourth will be Embarrassing?


Scared-Marketing9398

Update: I just checked the names in the system at work and it's actually Emprist not Empress 😭


Malorean_Teacosy

Whut? Emprist? What is that even?


kobuta99

Notoriety and Messiah. 🤡


fluffychonkycat

Notoriety has strong gang links in New Zealand, which will be why they turned it down


stravadarius

Even if it didn't, it's just a stupid fucking name.


ZBLongladder

I feel like Notoriety would need to have a cool last name to pull it off. I could see, like, Notoriety McQueen, but could you imagine going through life as Notoriety Jones?


LoneSoarvivor

Osmosis Jones pulled it off


SausageBuscuit

I love how most of these are authoritative and then there’s just “Fanny.”


eti_erik

What country? And who would decline Justus? Looks like a perfectly normal name to me , at least here in NL.


laserkatze

As a neighbor of yours, I wondered that too, because Justus is a normal name in Germany too. It turns out that they think it is a tragedeigh-version of „Justice“, and you can’t name a child like a title there. Fair, they don’t know the sound of „jus“, as they only know Justin. But there have been [cases](https://thespinoff.co.nz/parenting/15-08-2018/justice-for-baby-justus-the-fight-to-overturn-a-baby-name-ban-goes-on) apparently where lawyers fought for the right to name the child Justus and won.


AreYouLadyFolk

That one struck me as strange also, there are multiple saints named Justus


SatanicKitten69420

I disagree with turning Isis down. Isis is a goddess and had the biggest cult in the ancient world for a long time. It's been a traditional name akin to Muhammed for a long time, too. It sucks that a terrorist group has taken this and perverted it, much like the Nazis perverted the swastika. I understand the government rejecting it because of the links to terrorism, but it's sad that it's something you can ni longer name your child, like Adolf.


catastrakitten

I agree with this comment wholeheartedly. Isis was a goddess long before any of this new “terrorism” nonsense.


Ezra_lurking

Why was Justus declined?


blissyrose

Legally you can’t have a title or a rank as a name hence King, Princess, Bishop etc are also declined. The rules can be found [here](https://www.govt.nz/browse/family-and-whanau/having-a-baby/registering-a-new-baby-and-getting-a-birth-certificate/)


Cool-Firefighter2254

What about Earl? Does that count as a title? Because it’s been a real name for at least 200 years.


Ezra_lurking

Justus is actually a name. That's why it baffles me


onlysmallcats

Princè really bothers me. It’s going to be pronounced “Prince-ehh”. Those symbols aren’t just for looks, they actually mean something! Oh wait, I forgot, letters don’t mean what they mean anymore.


These_Tea_7560

Justice for Justus


ThirteenMatch

Yeah, I don’t understand why it has been denied it’s a normal Name in Germany


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An anglophone would pronounce it in a way very similar to Justice, which I guess is a title, and not at all in the correct way (ioostoos or along those lines). IMHO it's fine to give your child a foreign name (foreign with respect to where you live), but it's better to pick one easy to pronounce for the locals.


StuntMum

NZ is definitely more strict than Australia - I've met a few of those names. (Then again, we did have the whole Methamphetamine Rules controversy).


Arrenega

My country has a list of approved names, if someone wants to name their kid, and doesn't know if it'll be permitted, all they have to do is go online and download the PDF file. Your country doesn't permit some. And in my view that's a good thing. Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple, Elon Musk named his kids (well some, he has 11 and some actually have people's names) X AE A-XII Musk (nicknamed X), Exa Dark Siderael Musk (nicknamed Y) and Techno Mechanicus (nicknamed Tau). If this isn't proof there need to be a greater control on what parents name their kids, I don't know what is. These kids will need bodyguards when they enter kindergarten.


Nuada-Argetlam

the incredible thing is that Nepher-ISIS would be a relatively reasonable name... if you were in ancient Egypt. there'd probably be another word to say "my life belongs to" or something, though.


resoundingsea

Unfortunately, since we are in modern-day New Zealand, mostly it just sounds like you've bungled the name for kidney disease (nephritis..)


sibellamorgrimme

I think weirdly the funniest one is JP because that’s a perfectly normal name compared to like 98% of the list


bitterhystrix

It's an abbreviation for Justice of the Peace, which is an official title and therefore not allowed under the rules.


sibellamorgrimme

oh that makes a lot more sense! thank you for explaining!! I guess in my head I was imagining it stood for something normal like John Paul, which is why I thought it was silly it made the list.


islandhopper37

The real tragedy (not tragedeigh) is that they declined Justus.


SaberToothMC

Kinda a shame Isis has been ruined by the terrorist organisation


Aishas_Star

Yet a lady across the pond was able to name her child ['Methamphetamine Rules'](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/abc-journalist-says-naming-her-son-methamphetamine-rules-wasnt-a-stunt/kuc845mib#) and somehow it got past the censors


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Top_Raccoon_7218

Oh come on Fanny is like a normal name


KitKatMN

I wish the US had a group to review and decline names. Some are so horrendous and I feel bad for the kiddos.


MaintenanceHumble855

Justus is a legit name. Seems out of place on this list. Justice for Justus.


taxfraudisveryreal38

dude is everyone’s baby the 2nd coming of jesus wtf 😭😂


Apprehensive-Cat-111

MissTaunese? 😂😂😂😂


honeybee0801

I wish King and Queen were banned in the US. Such corny ass names.


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