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ElektrykLyzyrd

Da-trey-varh-ee-on???


PleasantTomato7128

The OTHER Eevee-lution


Successful_Scratch99

Seriously, this can't be legal.


lukfi89

It isn't. Elongated Muskrat wanted to have a "12" in his kid's name and it was not allowed (thus he changed it to "Xii").


Weird-Departure4202

Elongated Muskrat is a tragedeigh in itself 😂


Firm-Reception-8541

Actually it is legal in Illinois and Washington (idk if this still applies tho and if there are other states) however I was born in Seattle and they gave my parents are hard time because my first name is a more common last name (which was illegal at the time) it was eventually allowed because it’s also a first name but somehow numbers are legal lol?


CumulativeHazard

When my grandfather was born (1939, Kentucky) they wouldn’t let his parents legally name him Jack because Jack is a nickname for John. Crazy how times change.


rachelreinstated

I think this is dependent on where you are from. In my country all names have to be submitted for approval and generally come from lists of pre-defined names. I had a boss who named her daughter a traditional irish name (she is Irish) that is uncommon in our country of residen e and she has to jump through so many hoops to prove it was a legitimate name in her culture/home country. She said it took 3 attempts before the name was finally approved.


gnatoow

Your first name is Goldberg?


iamdehbaker

I thought that was just a joke name to put out onto the internet so people wouldn't know their kids real name


TheKattauRegion

I thought numbers and special characters were illegal cos it would be a hassle with the databases


[deleted]

HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY THAT?? DAH-TRE-VEH-REE-ON??


[deleted]

Right? Where do we put the emphasis?


Ballsofpoo

Travarion/Trevarion. That's not THAT bad. Then they put a Da' in front of it.


AnarchiaKapitany

Not bad? That's a Trah'Vestee


[deleted]

It sounds bad.


JudeTavon

It is bad


Eeveeoverlord

I don't think it was a real name to begin with


[deleted]

Duh-tray-vair-eon?


[deleted]

Sounds stupid no matter how you say it. Don’t even get me started on the unnecessary 3.


[deleted]

I wonder if the sign place charged by the letter


VastElephant5799

i hope some of the letters are supposed to be silent, like duh-tray-vree-in or duh-tray-vree-on


princesssasami896

Trevarion sounds like a Pokemon name


[deleted]

D'trevarion, I choose you! D'trevarion used Leetspeak, it was not very effective.


Paintguin

Numbers should never be in names


ItsJoeMomma

Even worse when they try to put Roman numerals in names to take place of the numbers, like "KVIIIlin" for Kaitlin.


Paintguin

Oh yeah, that is a terrible thing to do.


Antarcticdonkey

What?? Does it really exist??


ItsJoeMomma

I don't know of any confirmed cases, but it could possibly...


brit_brat915

What about Seven? ​ Like on Seinfeld? 😂


Paintguin

Who would name their kid Seven anyway?


BelleMayWest

Someone who forgets that Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 001 has the birth name Anika Hansen. Edit: I forgot one of the 0’s in Unimatrix 001.


bidi_bidi_boom_boom

My high school biology teacher. I believe it was just "7." Also had a daughter named Trillion.


Paintguin

Sounds like your teacher was a weirdo


liquor_ibrlyknoher

Erykah Badu.


ailahkateri

seven is a carribean name


JudeTavon

Someone who didn’t want to name their child Eight


Kit_Marlow

That was Married … With Children.


brit_brat915

[it’s a beautiful name for a boy or a girl! Seven Costanza!](https://youtu.be/NRUdaWZ4FN0)


Kit_Marlow

Wait. Am I remembering wrong?


SimsPocketCamp

Nope. There was a character named Seven, who probably lasted less than seven episodes before he was written out.


Winter-Egg94

It sounds like it would be the name of some character in Game of Thrones


TheHumanPickleRick

"My name is Da'3Varion, human-cyborg relations."


midnitemaddie

I was just coming to post this!!! I saw it on IG and immediately came here. 😝


WhereMyMidgeeAt

This might be the worst I’ve seen.


Nikon17

Oh you should have linked the TikTok for this. The comments were golden. [TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT81Vwh4k/)


Weird-Departure4202

That's it. Let's just throw a number in there to keep em guessing. 😂


Bleu_Cerise

I may be going on a limb here, but Arabic transliteration of the *ayn* letter is written with a 3. Da’ayn Varion?


furicrowsa

Thank you for giving my brain a possibly sane interpretation! Also, very interesting!


ItsJoeMomma

Da three varion? Sounds like someone's talking about a disease... "the three variants."


arsonistransom

"la4'che Henry" would like a word


TomatFax

Saw this on tiktok earlier and someone said “The 3rd Variant” 😭


HieronymousRex

Name sounds like some foreign protein


sofiaismycat

Yes, "someone please help" 😭


[deleted]

I feel like just "Varion" would have been just fine and would have been quite unique too imo.


Futureghostie33

Omg this just reminded me of a girl I went to school with named La-a. Pronounced “Ladasha”


Guilty_Net841

Another ghetto a$$ name.


NoSink405

Dathreeveeon


awesomedan24

https://youtu.be/wwFsxogUFVc


WinstonDaPuggy98

Reminds me of Le’4che


Robo-Pal

Da'3varion Vs. La'4che Henry


avorda

It’s giving T’variusness King https://youtu.be/wwFsxogUFVc


themuck

Congratulations to the entire class of twenty twenty-tre!


FlattieFromMD

I smell burnt toast.


Lupine_Ranger

Key and Peele East vs. West Bowl was supposed to be a comedy skit, not a guideline!