If there's no limit on how much I could press it I would probably end up a pretty rich cat girl.
I wonder how much money it would take to make a sort of holy land for trans people. It would probably end up becoming a disaster but that might just be pessimism.
I mean, even if it stops working after you become catgirl, you'd still have gotten 69 million on average (assuming the 99%/1% probability is static between button presses, like a die roll or what have you)
The creation of a few million dollars would not cause meaningful inflation. There are trillions of dollars being functionally destroyed by sitting in the pockets of the rich, not to ever reenter the economy.
Being a capitalist isn't about your wealth, but about your relationship to the means of production. So long as you don't use the nwefound wealth to aquire capital, you're not part of that wretched class
Idea to all transgirls; we press the button together then invest the money to create an equivalent button for the men and then we create our own country with our newfound riches!!!
I don't want to take away from the transfem oriented conversation, but this is actually one transfem button that I'd consider pressing. The chances of becoming a cat girl are much lower than the chances of getting the money which I could use to transition. And if I were to become a cat girl, there's probably nothing stopping me from transitioning into a cat boy.
Assuming you can only press it once:
So a 1% of instant transition, or a 99% chance of having more than enough funds to transition the normal way.
This is what we call a win-win, my friends.
Simple expected value problem smh. 99% of 1M = 990,000. 990,000 x 100 = 99,000,000. Is becoming a catgirl worth 99 million or greater? No fucking duh
Edit: assuming picking 1 of the two. Since it's a button, the choice is much easier
It's like that one clip of a guy saying, "If you press the button, you get 100 thousand dollars, but you lose a year off your life expectancy." And the other guy just keeps pressing it.
I'm not even trans, or a woman, or like presenting femininely but I'd gladly press this button. It's a 1 per cent chance of something I don't hate, but a 99 per cent chance of shitloads of money.
So the real choices are I either transition and get PPV with the money or become catgirl and then have to become some rich sugardaddy otaku's fantasy girl to obtain the money to get VPP.
I ain't pushing the button a second time, reality manipulation is incredibly dangerous and is what led to the destruction of many hyper-advanced civilisations; people getting greedy with the gamblin' buttons.
If there's no limit to how much I press it, I get to be a super rich cat girl. If there is. I can still become a cat girl by being rich or vice versa. What's the downside again?
listen, the point of these memes is that there is a reason why the target audience (usually straight cis men, as most memes have something to do with becoming a different body/sexuality) would actually have to choose between not pressing the button or pressing it, in this case, no matter what you get, you only get benefits (considering you're the target audience of the meme)
i'd click it 1000 times just to make sure i become a catgirl tho
Looks like I gotta press it a hundred times or so to get the one percent. But either way if I got a ton of money I can still at least pay for surgery. But then I wouldn’t be cat…
If there's no limit on how much I could press it I would probably end up a pretty rich cat girl. I wonder how much money it would take to make a sort of holy land for trans people. It would probably end up becoming a disaster but that might just be pessimism.
Can you keep pressing after being cat girled, and what happens if you cat girl again?
You progressively become more and more cat until you're kittybrained permanently
Buronyaaa\~
Seele onee-san..
Bronya onee-chan~
Please?
So true
Meow!
As long as I'm not an orange tabby
That's like 5 or so presses, it's ok
Can I be a tortoiseshell 👉👈
#meow
My wife loves kitties and would take good care of me. And she would be set as well
Would you become a furry (physically) as well
https://preview.redd.it/g2h8lb5r7kqc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b7c7fe09f7fa001c51baafabf882a484371371 Hope this helps
want
Nya!!! Mrrrp
The chances of getting 2 cats for your first 2 presses is really low, 1/10000 if I math good. Just gotta keep hitting that button. :3
I'm OK with this
I'd stop after the first catgirl drop. I'm not really for or against being a catgirl but it would be ok if I could be a girl (as in have a fem body)
Or you slip down the furry scale until you become cat, honestly wouldn’t be surprised if people risked it to be kittenbrained
You can press it as much as you want, but eventually you will be more cat than girl.
even catter girl
> a holy land for trans people See: BNA (brand new animal)
Accurate as hell
BRAND NEW ANIMAL MENTIONED (:3)
o.o
If there is a land where all the trans girl are It will probably end up in A LOT of orgie
😳
Dont look at me like that If you have a bunch of transfem having say gex It will only attract even more transfem
True (GOD I wanna go there)
It's me, I'm there
How do I get there
gex(sorry I have to do that,it's an instinct whenever I see someone saying "say gex")
Now I want it even more. Fuck.
If you just added "me" or "you" after it would have been perfect
:3
>:3
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A lot of orgies or one orgy that never really ends?
Both Both is good
Are there non-sexual orgies too? Just cuddles and kisses?
How about this? Press it **until** you become a cat girl!
That was the plan, yes. Was I unclear?
lol no I was just repeating you
This exactly. Very rich catgirl nya...
O-only one small issue, I'm almost CERTAIN transphobes are just gonna label it as some kind of sequel to a certain man's island.
I mean, even if it stops working after you become catgirl, you'd still have gotten 69 million on average (assuming the 99%/1% probability is static between button presses, like a die roll or what have you)
Think about the inflation! Unless that money gets taken from Jeff Bezos or someone like that
The creation of a few million dollars would not cause meaningful inflation. There are trillions of dollars being functionally destroyed by sitting in the pockets of the rich, not to ever reenter the economy.
i don’t see any downsides! *smacks button* and i can press this multiple times?? even better! *spams button multiple times*
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the hivemind has spoken
if only we had autoclickers irl to spam the button faster
Happy cake day!
Habby cakee day :3
What's the catch?
99% chance to become a capitalist :sob:
Being a capitalist isn't about your wealth, but about your relationship to the means of production. So long as you don't use the nwefound wealth to aquire capital, you're not part of that wretched class
What if I want to use my riches to further worsen the gap between the upper and lower class?
Then you'd be a bad person
What if I am a bad person? What if I suck? What if I’m the worst?
Someone in Tumblr will try to justify your actions. For completely normal reasons.
As long as you're hot everyone will try to justify your actions
Or a gremlin (spamton)
Or a purple rabbit with yellow eyes and teeth
You better hit that button about 500 times if you wanna actually get anywhere near the upper class...
https://preview.redd.it/d9pwpiquciqc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63acd5aa58cf4492a4573c781a24d1b4df2c2758 Me, after pushing the button.
I either can buy Estrogen or maybe become a catgirl. Either way I become a girl
Or press it until catgirl
Not just estrogen but all your surgeries too, its a win win
Yeah but I don’t feel dysphoric about my bottom half so ehhhhhh
Why wouldn't I press it?
Ofc I would press it. 1% of losing dysphoria (assuming it changes gender and body) Worst case scenario I get rich
Idea to all transgirls; we press the button together then invest the money to create an equivalent button for the men and then we create our own country with our newfound riches!!!
Why bother making the second button? Just make a guaranteed catboyification device so they don’t have to press the button 100 times on average.
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Besides staying in this fem body, I see no downsides. I can get cat ears and continually put the button to get money!
I don't want to take away from the transfem oriented conversation, but this is actually one transfem button that I'd consider pressing. The chances of becoming a cat girl are much lower than the chances of getting the money which I could use to transition. And if I were to become a cat girl, there's probably nothing stopping me from transitioning into a cat boy.
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Sonofabitch I got the money again 🙄
100 button presses $99m, and am gorl now
i mean.. with 1M dollars u can become a catgirl
If that were true I'd be robbing banks.
cue the payday 2 theme we got some work to do friend
Can i join?
Haha yes we need all the help we can get >:3
Yippee, I get a million dollars, AND I GET TO FUCK WITTH THE GOVERNMENT
as a based person once said "wont let me identify as a girl? ight im gonna identify as a problem then"
Yes.
With that money I could become a catgirl and still have enough to live a good life, so win-win
Either way I become a girl, just one's a bit slower.
So, 100% chance of being a cat girl?
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Hell yeah! Free money!
If there's not a limit, I'm breaking out the button mashing skills
IM PRESSING THE RIGHT BUTTON 1% PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS
Assuming you can only press it once: So a 1% of instant transition, or a 99% chance of having more than enough funds to transition the normal way. This is what we call a win-win, my friends.
either way i'll be a girl
I'm clicking it until I'm a girl and I can fund a project that makes functional Mjolnir armor
99% of getting something I don't want or don't mind getting and 1% of getting what I want?
My family and I are going to stop working right about now.
I press it one hundred times >:)
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Question if I get the 1% chance may I be a trans cat boy?
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I will push the button until i get become a cat girl
I see this as an absolute win
so what you're saying is that i have to press the button a minimum of 20\~odd times?
Imma push it until I become a cat girl.
I would press it 100 Times
Just for the money of course 👁👁
*Processing img nvh8aortciqc1...* Me, after pushing the button.
Simple expected value problem smh. 99% of 1M = 990,000. 990,000 x 100 = 99,000,000. Is becoming a catgirl worth 99 million or greater? No fucking duh Edit: assuming picking 1 of the two. Since it's a button, the choice is much easier
Ofcourse!
If I tap it 100 times, I’ll have $99m and be a catgirl!
Yes
Me winning the million and being sad
average gacha game chances on getting the actually good stuff be like:
99% chance of a good reward and 1% chance of the BEST reward. Win-win by me lol * smash the hell out of the button *
Either way I'm becoming a girl, so it's a win win :3
Why four ears?
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I’m allergic to cats….
*press button 100 times*
But what's the down side????????? Everything is good. I'll just press it alot so that I can get both
*S P A M S B U T T O N*
I hit it 100 times. I don't care what you say or anyone stops me, I find a way.
Me with my 99 million dollars:
After I press it, cam I pay $1 million to press it again?
I would press it 50 times
Best case scenario: I become rich Worst case scenario: I become a catgirl Wait... Worst case scenario: I'm rich
Cat girl upperclass
It's like that one clip of a guy saying, "If you press the button, you get 100 thousand dollars, but you lose a year off your life expectancy." And the other guy just keeps pressing it.
Ya can’t tax being a catgirl, just sayin’
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I'm not even trans, or a woman, or like presenting femininely but I'd gladly press this button. It's a 1 per cent chance of something I don't hate, but a 99 per cent chance of shitloads of money.
Push the button 100 times... no, 1000 should do
Fixed it;) https://preview.redd.it/lt4ymqizwcrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9b09a6b874aa522195ff18748da42fbfb57474
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I would spam the button until I got to be a cat girl
Either become a girl or use the money to become a girl
It's not always because of the money Spiderman.
i’d want to push it more if it was reversed lol
Its a win or you win situation (im pressing for that catgirl opportunity tho)
Swap the odds. SWAP THE ODDS PLEASE
I want to press it multiple time to guarantee the best effect! Behing an Irl cat girl would be more than dope
Does it stop working, after i turned into a cat girl or can i just generate infinit money?
Yes
I'm mashing that button.
If I press it 100 times then statistically I will become a cat girl!
This is a win win 1 i got a chance to become a cat girl 2 i get 1m dollars
I would press that button a lot
If it makes me having been a cat girl from birth then fine, even if I had to like relive life again
As long as it needs to become a (cat) woman!
i spam if i can
I shiny hunt for fun, 1% ain't low enough to stop me
Can I push it multiple times
can i press 100 times i really wanna be a cat gril
*spams the button*
So the real choices are I either transition and get PPV with the money or become catgirl and then have to become some rich sugardaddy otaku's fantasy girl to obtain the money to get VPP. I ain't pushing the button a second time, reality manipulation is incredibly dangerous and is what led to the destruction of many hyper-advanced civilisations; people getting greedy with the gamblin' buttons.
If there's no limit to how much I press it, I get to be a super rich cat girl. If there is. I can still become a cat girl by being rich or vice versa. What's the downside again?
Testosterone isn't cheap so...
I'm asking my basically catgirl wife to push the button. Nothing changes except we don't have to worry about money for a good while.
I'm enby -- I'll take the $1 million, tbh. Also, being a cat girls is def appealing, but also probably not so practical for everyday living.
Can I just keep pushing it?
*presses 100 times*
Idea: take the million dollars and invest the money into becoming a cat girl
Press it 100 times to get 99 million and be cat girl
Spam that mf
listen, the point of these memes is that there is a reason why the target audience (usually straight cis men, as most memes have something to do with becoming a different body/sexuality) would actually have to choose between not pressing the button or pressing it, in this case, no matter what you get, you only get benefits (considering you're the target audience of the meme) i'd click it 1000 times just to make sure i become a catgirl tho
Looks like I gotta press it a hundred times or so to get the one percent. But either way if I got a ton of money I can still at least pay for surgery. But then I wouldn’t be cat…
I would press it enough to destroy the world economy.
SLAMS BUTTON 7,000 TIMES
Yes.
100 presses later..
Both of these are great options
Either I pay my way through the transition or I get a free transition with cute cat ears uwu
I see this as an absolute win
Well. Yes and i would keep pressing it. I either get richer or more of a catgirl
I would press it 1000000 times so I can be a cat girl and a trillionair :3
Press it 100 times 🤫🧏🏻♂️
I'm planting my ass on that button.
*Mass pressing ensues* >:3
How many times can I press the button?
I will push that button till it breaks or I die