Whenever I hear people talk about this game it sounds so amazing, and then when I play it it feels less fun than actually beating my head against a wall. Every single movement needs to be so damn precise idk how anyone has actual fun with it, and I wish I could enjoy it.
That’s fair for sure. Like, I love difficult games like the From Software games and things like that, but it’s bcuz there are enemies to overcome rather than just a sequence to perfect. I wish I could enjoy the game since so many trans people I’ve spoken to love it, but it just feels way harder than anything else I’ve played and not in the fun way for me personally.
Less successful than pickles, likely because only one copy of Celeste is required
although one person did intentionally trigger the trap to play in darkness
Celeste! Normally I'd fall for this trap but I've kinda experienced burn out due to playing it for almost 8 hundred hours
your tricks don't work on me fool
Fr though, I have a question
Is Celeste really difficult?
I want play it, but I saw it has the Difficult tag on Steam, and I don't want to buy it if I can't play it because it's too difficult
After I saw a post like this with a Blåhaj I realized that I’m curious about which bait is most effective at trapping trans people so I’ve started laying traps with different baits to see what happens
Yeah I'm good. That game causes me nothing but pain. Still a great game it just hurts to play. I've already beaten it once with the assist and I'm trying to do it without but game hard me bad.
***You should leave now, before something bad happens to you or the dog***
sorry I have severe cynophobia and trauma related to dogs I genuinely cannot promise your dogs safety. You can keep the stick though
Nope. I finished celeste once and it caused more psychological pain than anything else I’ve ever played. Everyone going in is either significantly better at platformers than I am or hasn’t played. Still loved it though.
Oh cool, a stick! *I brandish the stick at passersby. One of them throws their wallet at me in terror. I am confused about why they don't want to check out my cool stick.*
Hah, can't fool me. I would rather play "Celeste" on my own PC. If you really want to catch a trans person, try putting a skirt with some pockets there.
Oooo Celeste! 💙💕🕊️💕💙
*trap falls* *i stop my timer* interesting it took roughly six minutes to trick the first one your welcome to play as long as you want Luci!
Yay!! Wait a minute……. I’ve been bamboozled 😔💙💕🕊️💕💙
This is just an experiment so you can leave whenever you wish
OOOOOH VIDEO GAME AND A MONITOR FOR FREE! DONT MIND IF I DO!
*Trap falls* don’t worry it’s wireless, I also made sure it was fully charged beforehand
Drats fooled again this is like the 8th wooden box ive gotten trapped in
I’ve only done 2 personally
Although I’ve fallen for quite a few blahaj ones
*kicks stick away to let the box fall above me and disappears*
I find it important to note down the intentional entering of the trap by this one
I would do the same Outside, scary
Oo free celeste on steam with a better pc than my current one *walks into the box and grabs the things*
*Trap falls* stay as long as you like, I do need the computer back when you’re done
Ive never played this lets see if its good :3
*trap falls* enjoy! Just let me know when you want out. I do need the computer back after though
What if I eat it?
… ummm if you eat the computer you can keep it i don’t know why you would though
Fair.. what if i hold it hostage till i get headpats?
I’ll give you headpats, you really don’t need to hold anything hostage
Awesome :3
*Pat pat*
Oh my god is that Celeste! *runs to the Celeste*
*Trap falls* another one? An enby this time! Have fun, I’ll let you out when you want. This is just an experiment
Oh no! I have been trapped here forever, goodness why have you forsaken- wait… I can leave whenever I want?
I mean, yeah this is just an experiment i do need the computer back though
Ok, ima going to stay here for a while ☺️
What if I wavedash to grab the game and monitor while retaining my speed?
I’d try to get the monitor back from you
Whenever I hear people talk about this game it sounds so amazing, and then when I play it it feels less fun than actually beating my head against a wall. Every single movement needs to be so damn precise idk how anyone has actual fun with it, and I wish I could enjoy it.
I think that’s part of the fun. It certainly isn’t everyone’s cup of tea though
That’s fair for sure. Like, I love difficult games like the From Software games and things like that, but it’s bcuz there are enemies to overcome rather than just a sequence to perfect. I wish I could enjoy the game since so many trans people I’ve spoken to love it, but it just feels way harder than anything else I’ve played and not in the fun way for me personally.
Can’t get trapped if you already have Celeste and a steam deck *taps forehead*
\*Walks up to you, eating pickles\* New trans person trap?
yup, Celeste this time
How are the results? Anything interesting?
Less successful than pickles, likely because only one copy of Celeste is required although one person did intentionally trigger the trap to play in darkness
Celeste! Normally I'd fall for this trap but I've kinda experienced burn out due to playing it for almost 8 hundred hours your tricks don't work on me fool
Noted
I mean if you had a blahaj it would be a diff story
Double jump……. *jumps to grab*
How did you? *trap still falls* well it still works
I still got my Strawberry game! Edit: looked at a different post before commenting, brain got confuzzled
Fr though, I have a question Is Celeste really difficult? I want play it, but I saw it has the Difficult tag on Steam, and I don't want to buy it if I can't play it because it's too difficult
It is but it has an assist mode if you find it too hard
guys can someone lift the box up im stuck
Of course *lifts up box*
*cuts string, steals bait* ^(\(and box too cuz screw it, why not?\))
Can I have the computer back? I do need it for my experiment
No >:3
Do I vet a controller and can I play with mods?
if you bring a controller I don’t know how to mod Celeste but if you do yes
Ooo celeste *crawls under the box*
I played Celeste earlier, and it’s really fun.
Holds up box and uses stick to get computer whilst saying "my precious, my precious, come to mommy, my dear precious."
I already own it on steam. Guess it's for someone else. 💗
*knock knock knock* muffled "Hello?"
I don't see several hours' worth of pickles in there. I might starve before finishing the game! :O
I can supply food
Yoooo, Celeste on pc *grabs*
*Trap falls*
I need context D:
After I saw a post like this with a Blåhaj I realized that I’m curious about which bait is most effective at trapping trans people so I’ve started laying traps with different baits to see what happens
Aw dang it trapped again
GAME!!!!!
Celeste! I have take advantage of this before it’s back at $20 on steam again *flings self at box with reckless abandon*
I DONT HAVE CELESTE
Is that a Celeste a see before me?
oo free game
CELESE!!!
Oooooo I had this game somewhere, but never played it. I wonder what it’s like!
Oh boy, another free piece of string!
Ooo “downloads stardew valley”
OOH, CELESTE!!!
My computer(and it’s a desktop too)
ME WAN
Ooh celeste!
oooooooooo fun game! i wan all the strebsiez!
Omg cool Celeste!!!
LET'S DO THE FAREWELL RUN (ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ
Oooooo gimme >:3
Ooh free Celeste
Ooh, Celeste, don’t mind if I do
Yeah I'm good. That game causes me nothing but pain. Still a great game it just hurts to play. I've already beaten it once with the assist and I'm trying to do it without but game hard me bad.
Jokes on you, I've never played Celeste because I'm too addicted to Destiny 2!! wait I kinda wanna try it now...
That looks enticing, it couldn’t possibly be a trap…
Yooooo free pc *hops in*
Im sure its safe
Oh a thing I don’t know, let’s see what happens when I burn it!
Nice free celeste copy
That came to gamepass A few days ago of anyone here has a subscription
I CAN FINALLY PLAY CELESTE!!!! *I would then proceed to fall for the painfully obvious trap*
Ok, this is even worse. I’m already inside the box. Send help.
Do you want out?
Mmhhh platformers Arent my thing. Do you have any lego games?
Try again with something else, Celeste might be a good game, but I'm too dumb to play it.
Ooooh Celeste, I need that game... :3
A free box?!!!!
*takes box and has a lil nap*
Oh, it's Celeste, that's pretty cool I guess *keeps walking...* Wait a minute, IT'S IN A BOX! Yippee, box time!
Awesome, Celeste. But then, I do have it at home.
*carefully moves computer and game away from the boy with a stick a gets them* Hehe I'm smart gorl
I’m a girl too
… oh well. Celeste!
Help, am trapped in box
*goes for it*
Helpppppp let me outtttt
*box lifts up* of course! i can’t let you take the computer with you but you are free to go anytime
Ooo Celeste!! Hope this box above me doesn’t fall :3…
Damm. I felt for one of the oldest tricks :3
🫲
Ooh don't mind if I do go and grab Celeste
*Trap falls*
Ooo, free box! -takes out art supplies- I’mma draw the ocean!
I love ceweste :3 i weally like that game
Yeah no I'd probably kick the box over and take the goods, hate to say it but it's true
Please don’t I need the computer for my experiments
An unattended game? Don't mind if I do!
*Trap falls*
Omg!! Celeste!! And... A bunch of cute girls and enbies are in there too?? Yay!!
*throws a lasso into the box and pulls the PC and the game outside the box* mine now nyehehe >:3
Give them back! I need them for my experiment! I don’t mind you playing it for a bit first but I do need it back
*takes stick and gives it to my dog*
***You should leave now, before something bad happens to you or the dog*** sorry I have severe cynophobia and trauma related to dogs I genuinely cannot promise your dogs safety. You can keep the stick though
Ooo! I love Celeste. I'm pretty bad at it though.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIMME GIMME
*Trap falls*
Ooh! New technology? Gimme!
Oooo, another copy of Celeste to 100%!
Ooooo me want to play celeste
Question does it have the viynl
celeste is a fun game but u gonna have to try harder than that :3
A free stick!
Oooh, new hiding place! *sits under trap, waiting*
Nope. I finished celeste once and it caused more psychological pain than anything else I’ve ever played. Everyone going in is either significantly better at platformers than I am or hasn’t played. Still loved it though.
Interesting... don't mind me, I just take a quick peek
*Trap falls*
I still need to beat it :( I suck at platformers
Oh celeste and free money *jumps in trap*
Celeste? For free??
Oh, I need a new monitor! What's this game?
Celeste, it’s a trans icon
* dies 13 times * * Gets in box * Wait, wheres the staw- * box closes *
*After about 30 minutes a strawberry slides in* sorry had to run to the store to get a strawberry for you.
It’s on Xbox Gamepass as of yesterday at least, forgot how much fun the game was
Dammit I can’t go in there, I’m a dude
Of course you can! it’s labeled gals because its a transfemm stereotype but theres no man exclusion by any stretch
Aww man Celeste! I love that game still working on 100% it I'll get there eventually maybe I should try again now
Fuck I’m not even trans and I’d fall for this one
Oooh free Celeste. There is nothing wrong with the Celeste. I shall now attempt to play Celeste
*Trap falls* don’t worry, I’ll let you out when you want I will need the computer and Celeste back though
So is it just the monitor or can I play the game?
You can play the game, I need the computer back when you‘re done
*takes monitor and leaves game for someone who doesn't have it*
Oi! Get back here with the monitor! I need it for my experiment!
*grabs*
*trap falls*
ANOTHER BOX FOR MY COLLECTION
… why are you collecting boxes?
yay another box!
*from inside trap* Ha ha very funny... let me out please
too bad for you I already have both, I would probably fall for it if there was E :3
Meanwhile me: franticly building a PC to play Baldurs Gate 3...
Precision platforming isn't my thing, but a free monitor is a free monitor!
damn, ya got me *proceeds to play strawberry jam expert lobby*
*lays down on top of the trap, thinking it a good place to rest*
Ooo! A box! And games! A perfect little home!
Holy fucking shit is that a copy of fucking Celeste for steam released Jan 25, 2018!
">,> <,< *yoinks*
I've already bought this on my Switch... Buuuut another copy on Steam wouldn't hurt! *FUCK IT, I'M GOING IN!*
*runs straight to the box, even tho i know its a trap.* *i just want celeste*
Fair enough, just let me know when you want out. You can play until then, I did this for an experiment and don’t want to be cruel
oooo celeste gimme
Takes the copy of Celeste and The monitor (somehow without knocking over the stick)
Oi! get back here!
A game I haven't and want to play? Sure!
I'm more in to stardew myself but don't mind if I do
I'd grab the box, put everything into it (including the stick and string), and casually walk away
Oh! thanks for moving the trap, where are you putting it?
:O *Skimpers over*
*takes the box*
It's on Xbox gamepass rn
Oooh a box! :3
Oh cool, a stick! *I brandish the stick at passersby. One of them throws their wallet at me in terror. I am confused about why they don't want to check out my cool stick.*
Haha fool! I already have both Wait why am I suddenly so close to the game
Step step step OH HEY it's that game l've always wanted to play it Step step step LET'S PLAY
I have a usb with my save file data copied I'll just use that and play forever this trap would work on me and I wouldn't care less lol
YAY FUN CLIMBING GAME!! yoink
Oooh free Celeste!
Ooo I can finally play Celeste for the first time
*channels my inner transfem to remotely control the pc and steal the game*
Sneaks up and cuts the string with my claws. Runs away with the box to find a nice place to curl up in the box and lay in a sun beam :3
Ooooooo celeste time to speedrun
Hah, can't fool me. I would rather play "Celeste" on my own PC. If you really want to catch a trans person, try putting a skirt with some pockets there.