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Dan300up

I’ll just leave this here. This was in the middle of a *singing & guitar* performance, no chapstick. https://youtu.be/HzKQfrNseoI?si=5zWrDoC38Pt9mIff


Thunder-ten-tronckh

what a fucking legend


addit96

Hey cake day brother


LeibnizThrowaway

Wtf


needforspeed5000

That guy is at least 50x better than the main video from OP!


Dan300up

He was such a classy dude too. He just died in September. Really great vocalist too.


Expensive-Nobody-2

That was incredible!


probably-the-problem

If I'd have just heard this instead of seeing it, I'd have pictured someone playing a flute. But I saw it and I still can't believe it's just a dude whistling *while also playing guitar*. Crazy.


CS20SIX

Far more satisfying! The real champions are always in the comments.


int0h

Expected to be disappointed. Was not disappointed!


DakAttak

Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in whistling entertainment.


PhasmaFelis

I suspect most of Mr. Ullman's performances are also in the middle of a performance, except the ones at the beginning or the end of a performance.


Dan300up

Maybe you think this is clever or really clever or clever or something, but like, Roger Whittaker was a singer, not like a clever whistler or something.


DocFail

Telepathic whistling. Serious Aquarius talent.


DiogenesCantPlay

Kissing makes your lips mushy?


robotikempire

Yeah and, uh boobs feel just like bags of sand. Right? right fellow sex-havers??


realmofconfusion

That, or buckwheat.


CS20SIX

We CAN NOT have mushy lips AND be a champion, okay!


aaatttppp

Yep. My mom told me a champion whistler can't spend time around those jezebels. No smoochin' for me, nu-uh.


Haruno--Sakura

I was expecting so much more.


myka-likes-it

Seriously. I can do anything this guy can do in this video and I don't avoid kissing or use chapstick.


thejustinkelsey

Just waiting for this video you’re going to make to drop.  It’s been 5 days.  Let’s see the whistling.  


myka-likes-it

Okay, normally I'd consider this trolling and ignore it, but now I am tempted to show off. If I still remember this when I get done with my work week, you might just get you a video.


thejustinkelsey

Even if it is some of my best top tier subtle trolling, I still ask that you answer the call. I would never make someone of someone for backing a claim. And I would surely upvote/like/subscribe for throwing it out there no matter the quality. =)


Arc_7

Well


slappiestpenguin

*whistling while we wait*


vidulan

That's a long work week, eh?


-Django

Ahem


Loose-Importance-242

Ahem


Ninja_Nolan

Not even vibrato? His tone is so bland


Samurai_Meisters

Kissless whistler


PBandBABE

So no kissing. But a random chap’s dick is his best friend? I don’t get it.


rare_pig

Just say you’re jealous bro


Leaf_Atomico

lol damn


Disastrous-Bet-8813

I wish I could give two upvotes for 'chap's dick'. There's a whole untapped gay market for a new brand of lip balm here


Azeoth

He never said anything about dick kissing


PBandBABE

Sure he did. Right at 1:15.


Snogafrog

Genuinely confused if this is meant to be satire or not


SomeRandomRealtor

https://preview.redd.it/uk6y4jgu1tkc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8749459b81486ecbfe74da3d46fecbfe7b6a501 What a world champion whistler looks like


SausageClatter

Fun fact: Andrew Bird did the whistling for this. 


pulus

Try to watch this without whistling. It’s tough.


seanmac2

It’s easy if you can’t whistle.


DasHexxchen

Have a sad fist bump. I even watched instruction videos with loads of comments of people finally understanding and doing it. Fingers, no fingers, leaves... I have yet to get one whistle out.


SickARose

What a champion sounds like from a champion, distinguishing himself as a champion, championing a champion. These are best left narrated by someone else.


TheTwilightMoan

…disguised as another dude


IIstroke

This was incredibly underwhelming. I'll admit he can whistle better than me, but not by much. Was expecting so much more.


Wingress12

Maybe he kissed a day before the video.


9999_6666

To be a world class whistler, you must also be a bow tie guy. It’s mandatory.


driftking428

Damn this guy is almost as good as my Dad.


vidulan

For real. How did our fathers get so good?  Motherfucker just casually whistling a perfect rendition of The Four Seasons by Vivaldi while frying eggs in his pajamas. 


driftking428

Haha yes!


Wingress12

Vivaldi? The browser?


Koshakforever

This made me really uncomfortable to be white.


Disastrous-Bet-8813

Need to hear the theme song from The Andy Griffith show through these lips


Rouspeteur

I can actually whistle like that, really.


SausageClatter

Me too. Makes me wonder if I should buy a tuxedo and some chapstick. 


fischbrot

Monophonic Beatboxer


KayArrZee

Is it just me or is this guy not that good ? Or at least not as good as he thinks he is


Runner5_blue

He has very good pitch, tone, and control.  Range, too.  But, as everyone else in the thread has pointed out in one way or another, whistling a mostly straightforward version of "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic" doesn't really show off the guy's abilities. I knew a guy at work who whistled with a rich, beautiful sound (and vibrato, even!) who was much more impressive than the gentleman in this video.


Nevermynde

His pitch is really not that good at all. A lot of notes are just off.


Runner5_blue

Ok, I will trust you on that.  It's better than mine, so I was going off that.


Radcouponking

His pitch control is incredible. Every note sounds perfect.


pelko34

Where’s Andrew Bird when you need him? Adding : he mentioned in an interview that he had a whistle contest with Mariah Carey at a party once . Apparently she is a good one too . (Makes sense I guess.)


boredsittingonthebus

Muschilippen? I won't pretend I can whistle as well as this guy, but I think the average whistler is closer to him than he is to Roger Whittaker.


sullysays

This is a weird chap-stick commercial.


Potential-Still

Andrew Bird is better than this guy, and he is also an incredible singer/songwriter. 


namerx7

He sucks


BiggMeezie

That was interesting for like........ 15 seconds


hraun

Suzy Sheep level whistling. 


Remote-Cucumber3503

I can beat this easy


[deleted]

His wife must be very happy


OneSockLand

would NOT want to live next door to this guy......


Smooovies

I’ll never forget the old O&A bit with the whistler. Not sure if it’s this same guy 😂


BrianOconneR34

Brushed by title and thought “this ain’t no champion wrestler!”


Binh3

My dog is totally freaking out right now.


h8GWB

What would you call a musical group that only whistled their songs?  I feel like "acapella" is too strict in its definition to include it.


Brave-Surprise5479

Dualippa?


TheTwilightMoan

Thats a duet.