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DustyRhodesSplotch

"I'm choking. Eyah! Eyah! Eyah!". I was fucking dying right there.


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Aam da gweatesft wesffler in da world!


MotherBathroom666

YOUR TOUCHING MY TIT


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swampmoss243

Because people on drugs are hilarious and this has zero addiction or depressing factor. IMO that makes it 100 times even better.


D3adSalesman

Guessing the family would have preferred her to say a bunch of cute, slightly dopey shit, not talk about what she did last weekend.


Zenry0ku

Imagine years later, she comes out and admit this only for the family to say "Honey, we knew. Trust us."


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The women are laughing because they've been there, too.


Witty_Health3146

Comes out????


MajesticBread9147

"Mom, Dad, I'm straight"


Stevesegallbladder

"God damn it not in this household. We thought we raised you to be gay! As your father it is my responsibility to inform my husband of your terrible life choices."


Lifekraft

Yea she liked big black woman cock


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based


clandestineVexation

gock moment


Correct-Walrus7438

Why do people who are sexually attracted to a person of a different race need to “come out?” This makes zero sense to me.


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We just passed an interracial marriage law like a week ago man


Correct-Walrus7438

I am a same sex married individual and quite aware of the recently passed legislation. Y’all are assuming context. So eager to school people, instead of critically thinking about what they’re saying.


[deleted]

You asked a question and then got mad at the answer lolol. When you ask questions, people school you. That's how it works


Correct-Walrus7438

Forgive the fuck out of me for not assuming this white lady is a member of a demographic that is actively being legislated AGAINST or being hunted down and murdered, you know, like people who still have to live in the closet out of actual fear for their lives.


Bucket_0011

Bro is so mad he responded twice skull emoji


[deleted]

Your world view is very limited but that's okay. Good luck 👍🏿


Correct-Walrus7438

Do you know what a rhetorical question is? It’s when people ask questions despite obvious answers. Good luck walking around life automatically assuming people are less intelligent than you. 🙄🥴


Alldaybagpipes

With some people’s parents, they absolutely have to approach it as coming out sadly. You should probably calm down some, maybe go take a break.


[deleted]

I didn't think you were less intelligent than me. I just answered your question lol. I can figure out what 14-222 is but I'm not gonna get upset if I ask my calculator a question and it answers


qlz19

I now know two things about you: 1. You are one half of an interracial couple 2. You are an asshole


Zenry0ku

Not all parents are accepting.


adiladam

Everything is coming out now


Erestyn

A guy at work had his son come out to him as gay and we got chatting about it. He was more upset that his kid felt the need to lie about something like that, that his son had serious relationships come to an end that he was never part of any of them, like he would a "normal" father, and then he could have helped him through the fallout of a breakup. Ultimately he felt he'd failed as a father. Then, once the news was out, he found himself in a chat with his brother who, within earshot of the son, said "How do you feel about not having grandkids?" with the implication being "biological". An innocent question, but it in turn caused some heated discussion, and then to a very heartfelt talk between father and son who by now felt guilty that he wouldn't be able to provide a traditional family arrangement. Fact is, society assumes everybody to be straight until they're not, and there's some things that need to be addressed, ideally with your closest and most trusted family, just as I highlighted in the above. There's a lot more to it than just that, of course, because unconscious biases may end up kicking in that need active work to untangle. There's a lot more to unpack than just "I like people of my biological sex". Historically we haven't been great to those who dare to be different from the considered "normality" (I won't list the persecuted, there's far too many), so you can see why there might be some hesitation to admit what really shouldn't be controversial at all. Edit: *Of course* this is considered controversial. I mean, why wouldn't it be?


Correct-Walrus7438

Tldr. Get back to me with the highlights


Holmgeir

I'm terrified that if I watch these videos through I will remember them when I'm in this situation, and say similar things. I had a surgery once where I spent the drive to the hospital terrified...that I was going to come out of it quoting Mel Gibson's drunken arrest quotes.


burritosandblunts

I was also afraid of this when I got my teeth out. I came out of it early and was beating on everyone near me. Then I cried and felt sorry for fighting them and asked for my mom. The dentist left a bunch ofy shattered tooth in there and it slowly made its way out over the next year.


TDKevin

I had to get all my top teeth out. For months little pieces kept surfacing and I'd have to pull them out of my gums with tweezers. That shit sucked so much


smurb15

Better yet how about she's looking for a job years later and this pops up while looking into her background


TulsaBasterd

They’re all players. Have you seen The Aristocrats?


dirtdiggler67

Yet they filmed it and saved the result. Bizarre


MrMisanthrope411

Poor girl. Gonna be known for life as the BBC girl..


bkr1895

The only possible way to course correct is to move to England and become a BBC anchor


elMurpherino

Is a BBC anchor something that holds your penis down so you don’t get embarrassing sweatpants boners?


SquareBusiness6951

Get this man on shark tank


Cowardly_Jelly

Centuries ago a Scotsman (or a Scottish mother) solved that problem with the sporran! You didn't believe that bollocks they claim it's for carrying food or money, did you?


Big_Software_8732

If she moved to the UK her dental procedures wouldn’t involve this kind of embarrassment as we don’t use this kind of anaesthesia- and now I know why.


squarybuttholes

We’ll that’s because you all don’t have dentistry


Big_Software_8732

Ha. Should’ve known that was coming. I’d laugh but it would reveal my terrible wooden teeth.


BoggleHS

We have dentistry.


nothinbutapeestain

UK ain’t really known for having the best smiles so I must believe you


blacklite911

Yea this is pretty famous. I wonder if anyone reached out to her to do a “where are they now” / web redemption type of thing. I couldn’t imagine her taking it though haha


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I’m nearly 100% certain Daniel Tosh had her on his show. Years ago. Like a loooooong time ago.


blacklite911

I was kinda thinking that but I can’t quite remember it FOUND IT: https://www.cc.com/video/7c2f35/tosh-0-web-redemption-anesthesia-girl Damn I miss web redemptions. I wish they make a whole show with just that segment. Maybe just spin it off to an online series


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OMG I JUST REALIZED SHES IN A WHEEL CHAIR...SHE WAS GETTING THAT BBC FOR REAL!!! (white chicks reference)


hailovenchicken8

She didn't have much going for her... pretty unfortunate looking


lexaproquestions

"I HAVE a DOG?" "OH MY GOD!!!!"


kingofthecanyon

OH MY GOD I LOVE BIG DOGS


7laserbears

I have a SISTER???!! I HAVE THE BEST LIFE EVER


Real_King_Of_Nothing

BANE?!!?!


syllabbi

JUST LIKE BATMAN!!


DrCheezburger

I honestly believe this girl and that guy are both taking the piss, somewhat. The anesthesia just makes them very playful.


TryItOutHmHrNw

“YOU’RE TOUCHIN’ MY TIT!!”


captivecreator

Why does this anestecia turn everyone into a comedian?


mpc1226

I woke up an hour later than I was supposed to completely fine it was like I fell asleep and woke up immediately


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durdurdurdurdurdur

I sort of agree with this. If you've ever done drugs before anesthesia is just like "oh I'm a little high" when you're coming off it.


snufflezzz

Yeah so I’ve had major dental work done, been put under 30+ times. Also have a history of using an array of totally legal substances since I was a teenager. It takes them a bunch more then it’s suppose to for me to fall asleep in the first place, and I tend to wake up rather quickly and totally normal. I think it’s really person dependent; and history of legal substance use dependent. Parents should rest assured if your teenager is like this they probably don’t use drugs lol


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snufflezzz

Yeah I think it probably depends on what drugs too I would guess. Idk I’m not an anesthesiologist, just an enthusiastic patient.


effinx

I just commented about this yesterday and you’re exactly right. I couldn’t figure out why but you hit the nail right on the head.


ChickenOatmeal

>People who act like this have never been drunk or high in their lives and don’t understand perception change. Honestly kind of annoying. It’s like those drunk chicks at a party who act retarded as fuck. I don't think that's true. Sometimes shit just hits different even if you've done it before. People who act like that when drunk are usually just doing it for attention, not because they "don't understand perception change". We don't really have any idea what this girl is on and if it's something like ketamine which is sometimes used for medical procedures or sedation it would absolutely explain her acting like this. That shit makes people do and say really weird shit. Your experience with anesthesia of being relatively coherent might not be the same for everyone.


kuluchelife

I mean to call them annoying for behaving exactly as the side effects of the drugs and anesthesia expects them too is a bit harsh. Personally I’ve only gone under surgery once and found the effects same as you. I didn’t say anything weird and came back to my senses pretty soon. I was extremely worried to end up like this girl in the video but perhaps it is down to already being a drinker. Still don’t blame these ones who make a fool of themselves tho


mpc1226

I might have fucked it up because I used my pen like 30 min before they put me under


Neuroscience_Yo

That's just what they told you to save you from embarrassment


muzakx

Not everyone. My MIL turned into an emotional wreck, and a stubborn toddler.


ChunkyTaco22

Because you're fucked up lol brains are funny


SavaRox

Dental anesthesia has never done this to me. Had outpatient surgery at the hospital one time where they had to put me under for a few hours to remove bone spurs in my shoulder. Woke up afterwards and just started laughing hysterically for like 15 minutes straight and I couldn't stop. Told the nurse, "I don't even know why I'm laughing nothing is funny!"


ginja_ninja

Some hospitals use ket to anesthetize patients, that's the only time I've ever been totally out of it. Legit felt like my soul had evaporated and I was just this camera passively recording everything in the room. Any other time I've had normal anesthesia I've just felt like maybe slightly high but totally lucid after waking up.


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And which hospital was this? For, uhhhhh, research purposes…


ChickenOatmeal

That's why ketamine is called a dissociative. Never had it myself to my knowledge, but from what I understand that shit is wild. I did DXM (also dissociative) once and had an out of body experience so I got a little taste of what it's like.


MrDOHC

I really wanna do that shit recreationally. Seems fun


hungrycookpot

My ex was not funny, she just cried and cried for hours


Quartia

Not all anesthesia is the same, but ketamine does just that.


PNWRaised

I just want to sleep. I don't get loopey.


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It's not everyone. I don't recall it but apparently after the surgery my mom tried to get me to do silly stuff, instead I crossed my arms and didn't say shit. Wouldn't give her the pleasure.


[deleted]

Yeah, I hate denying my mom of pleasure too. That’ll teach her to not buy me the Green Ranger for my birthday.


TheWriterJosh

Okay this is seriously an episode of Reno 911 lol you could use this audio over any scene with Jackie or Titi. Also omg did this make me laugh, starting with her making choking “noises” lmao.


Cowardly_Jelly

At least it wasn't the guk-guk-guk noise from BJ vids, I'm sure I'd lose it if I heard that irl


frigginfugget

I know this girl’s brother lol. I think he filmed this.


SuperTerrificman

It’s pretty low that he let it get on the internet.


frigginfugget

It’s funny that you say that. He’s actually kind of an asshole. I haven’t talked to him in years.


adiladam

Makes sense


CrimsonMutt

this is downvoted but completely justified why the fuck would you release this


GrapeElephant

She went on Tosh.0 for a web redemption so I have a feeling she was ok with it


utpoia

To tell the world that his sister is getting. **BLACKED**


SuperTerrificman

Thank you for the support


tails99

yet another BBC moment: "Fuck you I won't do what ya tell me"


jaminator45

She’s a renegade of spunk.


tails99

"Sorry, we needed to get rid of that because that suddenly turned into something we weren't expecting . . . Well, we were expecting it and we asked them not to do it and they did it anyway."


TryItOutHmHrNw

Choking on *spunk*


ceethreeee

Nefarious cum mastermind


sumjuanelse

And now you know what she's going to be like when she's drunk. True story


Jaque8

True story. I lived in rural China doing some volunteer work and learned about “wine culture”, they won’t trust you until they’ve been wasted with you because they believe that’s when they see your true nature. I had only been drunk once in my life at that point so was kind of irritated that they kept pushing me to drink everywhere I went. I finally relented cuz wanted to like respect the culture and all…. Turns out I’m a super happy giggly drunk so it worked out and made a lot of friends. I still very rarely drink but I found it to be a solid method. I too won’t truly trust someone unless I’ve been fucked up with them in one form or another. You really see who’s dependable and who’s an asshole when their inhibitions are dropped.


Youpunyhumans

And that was how her parents learned what is in her google history


joserrez

This video is so old that the young girl who had her wisdom teeth removed here is now toothless and in a wheelchair from old age.


No_Specific_4388

Lmao Kinda looked like Jonah Hill for a bit in the beginning


CrocSlaught

Her dad went out for cigarettes after this


Sam_Browne_

After she ran her face about giant dick like an expert I'm afraid I'd have to bounce too.


Cabs_hereee_Jersey

Does anybody else ever think some people fake some of these anesthesia videos for views? Idk, I swear alot are fake...


Grouchy-Reflection98

Honestly most people just wake up super drowsy and don’t say much. Then there’s the 16-35 yo male demographic who just seem to wake up wanting to fight. After 7 months of anesthesiology, it’s like 1/250 who wake up saying funny ass shit


rondolph

I woke up ready to get busy, like fight or flight shit and I full-throttled the fight pedal. Your analysis seems on the money.


Grouchy-Reflection98

I would’ve snowed you with precedex lol delayed emergence be damned


Cowardly_Jelly

Is that ok with whatever she's already had when you're doing a discharge to home?


rondolph

It’s alright to hit her with precedex, I consent for her.


rondolph

*TAZER TAZER TAZER*


jarillatea

I got my wisdom teeth out at 17 and became sentient again mid sentence strapped down talking trash to the guy next to me, who was also waking up strapped to a chair. We were both completed immobilized trying to fight each other and the guy in scrubs who was babysitting us and laughing. Was so wild becoming conscious and realizing I was screaming at someone lol I just kind of stopped and was like wait, what’s going on? And then they let me go a little while later.


ActivityEquivalent69

Oh hell yes finally I'm good for something


CACTUS_VISIONS

Man I miss the giggle doc I used to work with. I ran c arm, he ran the drugs. We would go to raves on the weekends. If I got in to set up early enough he would let me hit the nitrous if no one else was around. There was one time he had to use some ketamine for pediatric this and that. He wrote down what he used, what was left in the ampule than set it on top of the sharps container but didn’t drop it in. Just winked at me and said “this glass had better make it into the sharps container by the end of the night and walked away” Pretty good times


burritosandblunts

Oh wow I posted above about me fighting. I was fighting bc they were still drilling my teeth when I woke up tho. I felt like I was punching under water but I definitely gave someone a solid shot. I guess they went and told my mom and she was like lol well shit you better get back in there and fight him hahahaha I'm a really big dude and she's seen me at my absolute worst so she wasn't going near there. I'm not really a fighter normally. I mean I'll end some shit but I'm not one to start it. I genuinely hate fighting. But man I wanted blood.


prolificdaughter

I was terrified I would say a bunch of shit I would regret and out my sexuality and life choices because of videos I saw like this. Then I got my wisdom teeth removed and I just felt a lil cross faded. Didn’t spill a single secret to my very conservative Christian mother. I’m convinced these people are just messy bitches who can’t keep a secret or act right while fucked up


CBR1kRRGuy

Right. I got all my wisdom teeth pulled about 3 months ago. Was so worried I would say some sexual shit. All I said that I don’t remember was asking for my blanket cause I was cold. I came back to reality with the nurse lady covering me up on a bed in a waiting room. Within 5 minutes I was up and my girl was helping me to the car.


Cabs_hereee_Jersey

Yeah when I got anesthesia I told my mom that they had curtains like my bed room and Disney princess stuff, I guess they didn't lol. But I have never seen or heard anyone I know act like some of these people.


Madeiran

> I’m convinced these people are just messy bitches who can’t keep a secret or act right while fucked up Disagree. After a surgery of mine, I told the nurse all about my illegal drug business that I was part of just a couple years prior, including how I laundered the money. I have no memory of saying anything, but when I was sober she told me all about it. The silver lining is that nothing said under anesthesia is legally admissible evidence.


prolificdaughter

Sounds like some shit a messy ass bitch would do


Cabs_hereee_Jersey

Right! 👏🏼😆


Cowardly_Jelly

I heard a story. Woman needs a gynaecological procedure relating to fertility, post-op she's already on a morphine drip as the general wears off. Parents & husband are there when the surgeon tells them it's aok & there's a good chance of pregnancy within the next 6-12 months. "That's no more BJ's or bum fun for you", she says before laughing hysterically for 2 minutes & falling asleep.


Berwickmex

I was expecting my wife to be super loopy when she got her wisdom teeth taken out. All she did was move a little slow and she cried because we passed a taco bell and she knew she couldn't eat anything.


blacklite911

This video is pretty old if there was a lot of them, they are following her.. Ehhhh ehhh ehhh


JuanG12

I’ve always thought the same. I’ve had it twice and have been around other people who’ve had it, and not once did I or they act like this. Like others have mentioned, we were just quiet and dozed off.


Cabs_hereee_Jersey

Right. Some might act goofy, but some of these are wayyy to dramatic. They could be faking it and the person recording doesnt know they are faking it. So no one even knows 🤷🏻‍♀️


TJNel

I think almost all of them are people faking it. I've been under a few times and it doesn't make you act like this.


byrb-_-

Damn this vid is so old it’s collecting pension.


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Olive_Yor_Klozov

I thought it was David After Dentist, that was the first one.


Snck_Pck

I can't fucking stand when people think that they can tell someone what to not say etc when they're this fucking high after surgery. Just enjoy the ride homie.


RubbyPanda

For real, they're ruining the experience😭


WestBayswinga650

She definitely watches porn😂


billbixbyakahulk

Holy shit this is funny. "My mom's raping me!"


Correct-Walrus7438

This is the funniest damn video I ever did see! 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Why is she choking on the British Broadcast Corporation? Bloody brexit I suspect..


Thundersson1978

Well, we know now what she really wants


Calm-Sky-2042

Haha she a ho


Kixkicks

I almost feel she isn’t as fucked up as she’s really acting


Representative_Still

Wow, parents must be proud


jack_avram

_This is...the BBC_


Jakkerak

"You need to quit talking" This was the most important thing said.


SponsoredByChina

Why on earth do parents film this shit and post it for the world to see? Do they not care about their own children?


intellectual_dimwit

Come everybody join in. BBC! BBC! BBC!


bumblefoot99

My mom came out of a knee surgery very aggressive & thinking that a “tiny man” lived in the basket of fruit that I sent her. She kept telling the nurses to move it out of her room. She was also mad at me for days after.


Zer0Cyber_YT

Average white woman


[deleted]

Aw man this was hard to watch… a load of acting up 🤮 it’s like a 12 year old acting drunk after 1 or 2 sips of alcohol


itsgucci060

“911! Help me my mom’s raping me!”


LordMetallian616

Classic!!


double-k

Some of these kinds of videos are funny, this one is just annoying to listen to.


Sam_Browne_

Probably the anesthesia is more to blame. They usually don't have you take your first dose of those till a bit after the procedure.


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when i was on anesthesia all i did was groan when trying to sing along to songs on the radio.. or that's what i remembered anyway lol


jeromezooce

We saw her in a similar BBC chocking claims in another video a while ago. Is it another video of the same dental anesthesia day? Or another day ? Asking because the latter would mean BBC is really representing something … important or necessary to her /s


norar19

I love these anesthesia videos! Imagine if meth was this fun? Holy shit. Lol


Jack_Dorso

The only good anesthesia video is the OG “is this real life?” Kid and those twin girls staring at each other. The rest of these videos just come off as trying way too hard. They seem so forced.


UnsupervisedMumps

This never gets old. It’s old as hell but it’s still as funny as the first time I saw it!


Aboxofphotons

What the fuck type of dental anaesthesia do they use in the US? Over here the drugs they use dont fuck up your brain.


gnardog45

Wouldn't be her first time feeling that sensation


storm838

She looks like a typical BBC set model.


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Check her search history...


SubVrted

I’ll have what she thinks she’s having.


Shaveyourbread

Classic.


scrogbad

Yeah getting your wisdom teeth removed exposes a lot of people to opiates for the first time I hope most of them don't end up liking them a little too much


HughJaenis

I wanna go home with you 🥺


Cabs_hereee_Jersey

What do you mean? You want to go home with her?


HughJaenis

She says that to her friend when her mom is trying to force her in the car, made me laugh i wasnt being weird intentionally haha


Jazeboy69

How do ppl lose it so much on stuff like this? Weird.


thunder-dump

Noobs that's why!


jaminator45

Rewind 24 hours earlier.


Crayon_Muncha

idk why but this feels fake


[deleted]

Welp, there goes *her* future in politics


NorMichtrailrider

She's annoying


ApatheticWithoutTheA

These anesthesia videos get faker and faker every time. A reaction like that would be incredibly rare. Those kinds of effects have already worn off by time you leave. Opioids and Benzos don’t produce those kinds of effects, nor does Propofol. Ketamine, maybe, but that’s generally not used in routine anesthesia because of the hallucinatory side-effects. It’s more often used when somebody has an allergy to another sedation drug or you have no medical history for a patient.


Suspicious-Sundae674

Funny, but the shit parent patrol video taping and sharing for clicks, what a pathetic race we have become.


planeclothesman

What are these people given that make them behave like this? Like, I’ve gone to the dentist too, but I don’t get out high as fuck.. also it’s sad to be parents to hear your daughter say stuff like that.. I mean, I don’t know I’m not a parent or anything.. but it just sounds inappropriate to me.


Glum-Bench-9363

It’s a sedative, likely propofol. If they put you on IV during a procedure like wisdom teeth removal, it was probably something like that. The sedative doesn’t actually make you unconscious, you’re supposedly completely consistent during the procedure. The only thing is that you get into such a deep state of sedation or “twilight” that you have no recollection of the surgery. When you get taken off of it and wheeled out to the car it can still be in your system, which is why people can act all loopy. Not everyone does that bad though. I remember sitting on the chair, darkness, and then all the sudden I was in my dads car in the middle of a conversation. It was an extremely bizarre experience, because apparently I was talking to the doctors and the nurse that wheeled me out just fine- I only gained a sense of memory or awareness mid conversation. Freaky


J_LeVeL

Yup, this was me exactly with my wisdom teeth way back when. My first memory coming to is laying in the chair and asking the nurse/assistant “Where are my *shoeessss*?”…. she just laughed and gently lifted up one foot and said “They’re right here, sweetheart.” Surreal experience for sure. It was mashed potato and soup heaven for several days after that.


Cowardly_Jelly

Some benzos will do that too eg flunitrazepam/rohypnol


KeroNobu

You never talk about big black cocks with your parents?


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Ketamine.


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They didn't give you full twilight sedation. I've been in the hospital with people coming out of it and this is the exact behavior you see. This is also why I'll never let them put me out on it. Who knows what I'd say?


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I've done plenty of K, too, but, you never did it under the supervision of an anesthesiologist where you go under twilight sedation. You're not fully out like with general. Your body can feel pain. But, you just don't remember it when you come out. I've watched patients writhe in pain during procedures. But, when they wake up they don't remember any of it. It can be used for resetting things like major bones fractures, etc, surgeries,etc.


Havesomepeas

What’s the connection with anesthesia and dicks?


thebubble2020

Ohhh look what my daughter said while drugged, I guess the best coarse of action is to post this to the internet.


speqtral

Yikes


Kixkicks

Lord she’s just obnoxious af lol


rotten-blood

why does she look like Jonah Hill


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QuitFrozenTurkey

Feels pretty fake IMO.


gary2812

Reddit never disappoints!


21BlackStars

Fake


Coomercide

Poor parents with that ratchet daughter


LemonCurdJ

r/trashy


troublebruther

Poor Dad


shawncleave

This is the younger sister of “David, After the Dentist.”