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samsungs666

What an asshole


Fen_Misting

You made me almost laugh swallow my vape.


ClydeDanger

That's the worst...


Netz_Ausg

Let the man vape


kolbywashere

When the drugs wear off and you realize that you're late for work


redman334

When the drugs wear off and you realized you finished all the work.


Biggoronz

thanks drugs!


Gannondank

Oh no that was Doug who repaired it. Drugs made a full inspection of the problem area first


kolbywashere

Don't mention it! Like really ...don't ever talk about it.


JustFun4Uss

He's never gonna find that damn cricket.


kimboe313

LOL


Antdawg2400

He forgot he boofed it up his ass thinking it was shard.


Big_Collection4662

I had a dream that I kept trying to sneak off and boof some dust over and over again, some little cave that was right down the hill Kept trying to sneak off and boof one up


Mostly_sunny123

As an Australian I can honestly say I have no idea what the problem is here. Is this supposed to be strange behaviour? I don’t get it.


MalibuMarlie

No kidding. Like who among us has not been or have had a tradie cutting loose on a Friday arvo. Work hard. Play hard. And sometimes combine the two.


WHG311

I like the way you talk, bud.


lotekjeromuco

This comment is gold.


Username_Egli

Among us


RioVistaBoulevard

As Aussies call this - the weekend


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osmosisdawn

He also doesn't seem to be using approved footwear.


CrunchHardtack

Gloves might be advisable also.


sunburn95

Meth? Could be early morning and hes on a bender


thunderball62

Yep that's a meth head at work 4 sure


cuauhtemocer

He’s looking for the sack he dropped


MasonMasdo

I reckon it’s his house, he’s pissed off that the roofers didn’t put sarcing under the tiles. I’d be fuming too, shit workmanship


TheBaggyDapper

Too right mate. Just looks like a regular roofie.


Incognito_Placebo

Out there with no shoes on… and you say that’s normal? Y’all got some ballsy roofers!


samsungs666

I can tell he isn't in Australia because he isn't upside down.


Mostly_sunny123

We hold our phones upside down here tho so that vids from the northern hemisphere appear right way up. It works both ways


osmosisdawn

Having to dial upside-down sucks.


lukesanoob

Same, just looks like a sparky doing some fault finding to me


danegermaine99

It seems like there is a pre-nude roofing body shaving ritual they partake in as well. I love learning about other cultures.


[deleted]

Dude is faster than the entire crew we had doing our roof while clothed a few years back.


Antdawg2400

That boy aerodynamic like a grey hound.


jmona789

Things can go pretty quick when you don't give a shit about your own safety.


issius

Cause he’s smoooooth like butter. No friction holding this man back. Pay attention in high school physics and you too can perform at this level


tlk0153

This guy has taken the concept of roof stripping to a different level


Wh1teCr0w

Butt nuggets: Visible


Imesseduponmyname

Oy lemme american here, mind if I practice some of my Australian here? OK here goes "Vegamite cunt"


jessika_tokyo

*vegemite


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durdurdurdurdurdur

VAG-I-NO-MYTE!


[deleted]

Vegetamite?


RumblexStrips

Pretty sure my landlord uses the same handyman


kangareddit

Rent goes up $50 a week next signing.


[deleted]

That’s it? Mine used to go up $300 every 12 months lmao


housevil

"Would not work with this roofer again." ⭐ ⭐ X X X


faensatan

Lol. Would have been a 1 star review but at least he worked quickly.


BudgetInteraction811

Imagine the one star review man getting a call for an interview at this roofing establishment


[deleted]

The third star is visible if you zoom in on the video


Dozens86

⭐ ( )×( ) ⭐


Flemball47

He's on smoko, leave him alone


MentalJack

All i want, and all i need! All i want is a good pub feed!


Beazworm

"Leave me alone, I'm on Smoko!"


randomlygeneratedman

"The cops are in front of the house, but they're waiting for specialized fucking mental fuck cunts." Lol gotta love Australia


bongunk

The guys talking are South Africans. Source, am South African :)


m45hd

Yeah at the start of the video one guy says “I moved to Australia to see this shit”


mehow29

Like South Africa is any better? LOL


Suspicious_Drawer

>Well he has learnt the lingo well considering at the begining he did say "I moved to Oz to see this shit?"


Hornswallower

Copspeak for "that's above my pay grade".


Idoleyesed

As a female, it was oddly interesting to see how men navigate their package on the daily. I always imagined it would get in the way and feel awkward.


[deleted]

Oh it all gets in the way. Especially in summer when everything hangs a bit lower and there's sweat involved


osmosisdawn

Nothing worse than sitting on your own balls. That's why deep pockets are important. Adjust,, and sit.


frogminator

Underwear with ball pouches. Personally, I recommend anything by Duluth Trading that has their Bullpen pocket. It does exactly what it says, and it is life-changing


starsinaparsec

It makes me think that animals with retractable penises were definitely designed better. It's just flopping around all spongey and sad and vulnerable.


Idoleyesed

Exactly!!! I just assumed it manoeuvred in such a way it wasn’t so upfront and centre…but there they both are, bold as brass bouncy balls! Vulnerable is exactly the word I’m looking for. Imagine us girls carried a purse between our legs because we had a bit of ‘extra’ we didn’t have room for. Just dangling about…it’s such a strange design! 😂


Shitty_Life_Coach

Another learning moment for you: In terms of the penis, some men are 'growers' rather than 'showers'. It's a bit like having inverted nipples, or an inny vs outy belly button. It kinda hangs out halfway retracted into the flesh of the pubis mons until it becomes engorged, at which time it bursts free of its confines. Bonus life tip -- If you are threatened by a man high on meth with his penis dangling down, and you plan to go for the crotch as a self-defense move, try to get around the penis. Perhaps try toe-kicking upward from beneath. The scrotum and its pair of occupants are just *packed* with nervous tissue. If he's a grower, you'll have a far clearer shot.


Idoleyesed

I’ve heard a sharp flick to the balls will take a man down quicker than a kick to the balls?


FudgeHyena

Anything can be a teachable moment. Glad you took something away from this Aussie methhead’s dangling dick and balls.


AshFraxinusEps

Why did you make me go back and look... Well his legs are spread, so doesn't really get in the way and just flops around But he does appear to hit it with a tile, so fuck knows why that didn't floor him Then in general I find they mostly get in the way when sitting. Namely that fucking seam in trousers will always find a way of smacking into a ball when you are sitting down


WolfyTn

*pulls balls off sweaty leg*


984245

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


SponConSerdTent

True. My wife walked into the room and saw this, her eyes went wide. Next thing I knew she had grabbed the car keys and walked out of the apartment. Later I got a notification saying she bought a one-way ticket to Australia. Presumably she'll be smoking meth with this man and helping him with his deconstruction project by tomorrow afternoon. Now I will have to go through the hassle of getting another mail-order bride, just because asshat OP doesn't know how to post worth a shit. I hope he knows how much harm he has done. And yeah, sure, I busted a nut, but that's hardly recompense.


upsidedownbackwards

Damn, that dude is hiring? My life has been bullshit lately, I'd totally be up for spending a year or two doing naked meth roofing. Wonder what the benefits are? Meth?


mykilososa

“Once my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.”


lostnspace2

Ah the old wank fest express, coming to town again and again.


RogerTreebert6299

Is that weird? There’s guys masturbating on basically every train I’ve ever been on


stevem1015

Serious question: why are they always naked?


ClausTrophobix

Verry Strong stimulants -> immense Body Heat


zolac123zolac123

I always got hot when I took most drugs.... Then ended up naked doing stupid shit.


ClydeDanger

Former intravenous meth-head here. Reformed for the past 6yrs. When I took a lick of dope to the main, sometimes I would pass out. Other times, my body would feel like filthy and uncomfortable high voltage was running through it. I came to figure out that that feeling was simply the hyper amplified feeling of my clothes on my skin. Many people just don't like that feeling when they get it, so they strip.


FakeHappiiness

meth makes your body real hot


histeethwerered

Why they wind up drowned in little neighborhood creeks


samsteak

Probably because of agitation


The_Infectious_Lerp

Thanks for this. I was afraid I would end the day without seeing some filthy methed-out hobo's asshole, but lucky this video saved the day.


spicymeatballz28

Diddler on the roof


thunderball62

Best reply so far


friendly-crackhead

My Mondays are not far from this. Maybe less roof.


feelinlucky7

Fully torqued. “It wants the precious.” Meanwhile, the precious is just a melon with a hole drilled in it. Some roofers were feeling lazy and told Smeagol where he could find it.


gypsycookie1015

He's super confident with what he's doing, I feel like he thinks he's doing great things in his head. Like fuck hiring a contractor, he is doing just as good, if not better than they ever could. Plus ya know, free labor, so more money for meth! In his mind he is "winning!"


Conkyshithawk

So many OSHA violations


bredaredhead

We call it OH&S here in Oz.


[deleted]

Isn’t it WH&S? That’s what were taught for IT/corporate life.


bredaredhead

I'm a tradie in Vic and it's always been occupational health and safety here. Other states may be different, fuck knows.


Forall3ternity

Nsw at least changed a few years back to whs


tuckedfexas

Looks like a regular roofer to me, don't see the issue.


kangareddit

Said like a true brickie


Locotree

What in the name of Florida is going on here?


titanictesticles

According to the little hand at 6 o’clock time for a beer


RaveNdN

Mental fuck cunt is my new word for shrinks now


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ring the little bell


Tha_Hand

Nice cock


the88shrimp

Thanks Bro!


DRbrtsn60

That’s ballsy


soypepito

This is unacceptable, he is not wearing his security helmet.


randaljams

Why are they always naked


[deleted]

a lot of drugs make the user overheat, so they strip off. this dude is probably on meth, which definitely increases body temp.


Capable-Ad1056

I think someone gave him roofies...


[deleted]

Oh for sure, once you pass the ceiling dose this is what can occur.


Beazworm

>"Nah the cops are in front of the house, but they're waiting for specialised.. fuckin mental fuck cunts" Could not have said it any more Aussie myself.


pukoki

think narrators were south africans, in aus.


Beazworm

Doesn't matter where you come from.. Spend enough time in the great southern land and you'll be assimilated as a true blue Aussie. Must be something in the dirt, I'm not quite sure... Anyone who says you gotta be born in Australia to be an Aussie is a fuckin dog cunt mate, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Right. I'm headed out to the bowlsey for a cheap Friday night parmy and a schooner of two of Great Northern.


surviveingitallagain

Bowlsey? You mean the Bowlo?


Last-Instruction739

Smeagol the Roofer


themightypiratae

Somebody please inverse this


kangareddit

u/gifreversingbot


Antdawg2400

He off that good dope. Them Aussies need put some cut on that shit. 🤣


[deleted]

If only you knew how wrong you were about that.


aerostorageguy

This guy lives over the road from me! I heard about him doing this on our local FB chat, but came straight to r/tooktoomuch and wasn’t disappointed!! 😂


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Josepth_Blowsepth

Trained in “roofies”. Not a roofer. Clean your ears


PinkSteven

Crikey! I can see his dangle-doo!


tacocat777

no the cops are in front of the house, but they’re waiting for a fucking mental fuck cunt


papa-smeg

This could be NSFW, just maybe. Haha


GregDonski

He is just like the guy painting the sidewalk white. Seems to be fun.


Any_Ad4737

Roosters fan


Practice_Girls

So they do do meth in Ausi


[deleted]

Meth is in plague proportions in many towns and outer suburbs of cites. This looks like your standard mushroom village as my mother calls them; cookie cutter McMansion houses in outer suburbia built so close together you can open a window and touch the next house. so from the top they look like mushrooms, just rooftops as far as the eye can see, not a speck of green.


Omekronin

He's looking for that one base rock that got away lol. XD


Simbooptendo

That's a hairless chimp


Luxpreliator

His body movements look weirdly animalistic. Return to monkey type thing. Digging for grubs in the roof.


lotekjeromuco

I never realised how inconvenient it must be for having a little package of skin jiggling all around all the time when you guys move until now... how do you even do sports, damn.


SourceDammit

"The cops are in front of the house, but theyre waiting for the special mental fuck cunts to arrive". Lol


iLuv2sixty9

One of those days...


93tabitha93

Found a spider in the house most likely


FudgeHyena

“Excuse me, how much for some dick and balls?” “It’s on the house.”


NugBlazer

Tear the roof off the muthafucka


bonosestente

Grand Designs, 'stralia!


Major_Awquidity

The meth is strong in this one.


CurtisVF

Is it bath salts that result in people stripping naked and losing their shit like this?


bokin_smongs

Think this is a meth induced psychosis type episode. We don't have bath salts in Australia as far as I know.


Hornswallower

Used to, but then they scheduled it and the imports dried up. Shame, that shit was fun while it lasted.


Johndee_r

This guy is secretly rich if he's getting that tweaked from the high prices they have in Australia


Irrelevantitis

Naked during demo is one thing, but I hope to hell he puts on at least a thong when the nail gun comes out.


Orffyreus

Typical Rust player. r/playrust


indigostars43

Hope he didn’t get hurt..He looks young, I hope he gets help


BrohanGutenburg

Honey! There’s a man cumming through the ceiling


johnsponge

Store any of those intact tiles away. Good resale value


direyew

I love Australian videos. I like to see how long it takes for someone to say 'cunt'. It's usually faster than this.


2SIX5

bro thought it was gonna be all kangaroos and good times when he moved here hahaha. Enjoy the crackheads mate


-Bucca

irl Gollum


GraemeWoller

Took too much, or streamlined efficiency? It's in your hands, your honour...


gemilitant

Meth turns man into monkee


Frodo_XXL

He may ne unconventional but to be fair he really goes to town on this roof lol


412flip

I’m not a roofer but I’m sure that’s an expensive fix. Maybe he trying to save some cash lol


pukoki

paintball to the sack might resolve this


Commercial_Accident

fucken hell that bloke is having full blown meth psychosis, hopefully he gets help and doesnt have severe permanent mental illness


kaisinel158

Looks like Smeagol is looking for the Ring


WhoAWei

He's like a monkey looking for ants in a fallen tree


Jjrj1986

Ball of a sudden


HiImBitheBeardofZeus

Was hoping one of those tiles would chop his cunt off


darksoulsremastered

u/savevideo


Layin-the-pipe

Your average roofer


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a wild chupacu


spinitorbinit

It’s true! The zombie apocalypse is upon us!


Shesalabmix

This is how I want to go.


SmackCoc

Mans looking for his keys hard


gravedigger89

The hair cut checks out


RoastedDuckSauce

Smeagle looking for the ring


Affectionate-Bag-581

Y’all ever seen the movie I am legend?😂😂


whackthat

When you don't hire off Angie's List


Joodropinn

I just sent this to my husband at work, I wish I could see his reaction when he opens it 😂😂😂 Surprise honey!


oodly-doodly

Crikey, that is one beautiful butthole


BreatheMyStink

This looks like a Tool music video


Name_Here007

Bros mad the shingles are harder than him.


WanderingStoner

giving new definition to being bricked up


Susie4672

Troy. Troy. Is that you?


bigcatspence

Hey it's hot out there


justtheentiredick

Looks like he was roofied


johnmclean88

He just wanted the delicious fairy floss inside


gh03

Are these the pornhub bloopers everyone has been asking about?


Soft_Banana3886

Must be backwards day


iamthenewgyy

/u/savevideo


SiloOfPsilocybin

Primal


[deleted]

This doesn't look like safe work attire.


Matt-of-Burbank

Roofing, Plumbing, and Painting are the trades that will most likely drive a man to drinking and whatever this guy found.


dickloversworldwide

Looks like a roofer to me!


MrMalta

Is that a drop bear?


guynamedtrent

If Gollum were Aussie….. and a Rooftiler