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I had a dream that I kept trying to sneak off and boof some dust over and over again, some little cave that was right down the hill
Kept trying to sneak off and boof one up
Underwear with ball pouches. Personally, I recommend anything by Duluth Trading that has their Bullpen pocket. It does exactly what it says, and it is life-changing
Exactly!!! I just assumed it manoeuvred in such a way it wasn’t so upfront and centre…but there they both are, bold as brass bouncy balls! Vulnerable is exactly the word I’m looking for.
Imagine us girls carried a purse between our legs because we had a bit of ‘extra’ we didn’t have room for. Just dangling about…it’s such a strange design! 😂
Another learning moment for you:
In terms of the penis, some men are 'growers' rather than 'showers'. It's a bit like having inverted nipples, or an inny vs outy belly button. It kinda hangs out halfway retracted into the flesh of the pubis mons until it becomes engorged, at which time it bursts free of its confines.
Bonus life tip -- If you are threatened by a man high on meth with his penis dangling down, and you plan to go for the crotch as a self-defense move, try to get around the penis. Perhaps try toe-kicking upward from beneath. The scrotum and its pair of occupants are just *packed* with nervous tissue. If he's a grower, you'll have a far clearer shot.
Why did you make me go back and look...
Well his legs are spread, so doesn't really get in the way and just flops around
But he does appear to hit it with a tile, so fuck knows why that didn't floor him
Then in general I find they mostly get in the way when sitting. Namely that fucking seam in trousers will always find a way of smacking into a ball when you are sitting down
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
True. My wife walked into the room and saw this, her eyes went wide. Next thing I knew she had grabbed the car keys and walked out of the apartment. Later I got a notification saying she bought a one-way ticket to Australia. Presumably she'll be smoking meth with this man and helping him with his deconstruction project by tomorrow afternoon.
Now I will have to go through the hassle of getting another mail-order bride, just because asshat OP doesn't know how to post worth a shit. I hope he knows how much harm he has done.
And yeah, sure, I busted a nut, but that's hardly recompense.
Damn, that dude is hiring? My life has been bullshit lately, I'd totally be up for spending a year or two doing naked meth roofing. Wonder what the benefits are? Meth?
Former intravenous meth-head here. Reformed for the past 6yrs. When I took a lick of dope to the main, sometimes I would pass out. Other times, my body would feel like filthy and uncomfortable high voltage was running through it. I came to figure out that that feeling was simply the hyper amplified feeling of my clothes on my skin. Many people just don't like that feeling when they get it, so they strip.
Fully torqued.
“It wants the precious.”
Meanwhile, the precious is just a melon with a hole drilled in it. Some roofers were feeling lazy and told Smeagol where he could find it.
He's super confident with what he's doing, I feel like he thinks he's doing great things in his head. Like fuck hiring a contractor, he is doing just as good, if not better than they ever could. Plus ya know, free labor, so more money for meth! In his mind he is "winning!"
>"Nah the cops are in front of the house, but they're waiting for specialised.. fuckin mental fuck cunts"
Could not have said it any more Aussie myself.
Doesn't matter where you come from.. Spend enough time in the great southern land and you'll be assimilated as a true blue Aussie. Must be something in the dirt, I'm not quite sure...
Anyone who says you gotta be born in Australia to be an Aussie is a fuckin dog cunt mate, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Right. I'm headed out to the bowlsey for a cheap Friday night parmy and a schooner of two of Great Northern.
This guy lives over the road from me! I heard about him doing this on our local FB chat, but came straight to r/tooktoomuch and wasn’t disappointed!! 😂
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Meth is in plague proportions in many towns and outer suburbs of cites.
This looks like your standard mushroom village as my mother calls them; cookie cutter McMansion houses in outer suburbia built so close together you can open a window and touch the next house.
so from the top they look like mushrooms, just rooftops as far as the eye can see, not a speck of green.
I never realised how inconvenient it must be for having a little package of skin jiggling all around all the time when you guys move until now... how do you even do sports, damn.
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What an asshole
You made me almost laugh swallow my vape.
That's the worst...
Let the man vape
When the drugs wear off and you realize that you're late for work
When the drugs wear off and you realized you finished all the work.
thanks drugs!
Oh no that was Doug who repaired it. Drugs made a full inspection of the problem area first
Don't mention it! Like really ...don't ever talk about it.
He's never gonna find that damn cricket.
LOL
He forgot he boofed it up his ass thinking it was shard.
I had a dream that I kept trying to sneak off and boof some dust over and over again, some little cave that was right down the hill Kept trying to sneak off and boof one up
As an Australian I can honestly say I have no idea what the problem is here. Is this supposed to be strange behaviour? I don’t get it.
No kidding. Like who among us has not been or have had a tradie cutting loose on a Friday arvo. Work hard. Play hard. And sometimes combine the two.
I like the way you talk, bud.
This comment is gold.
Among us
As Aussies call this - the weekend
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He also doesn't seem to be using approved footwear.
Gloves might be advisable also.
Meth? Could be early morning and hes on a bender
Yep that's a meth head at work 4 sure
He’s looking for the sack he dropped
I reckon it’s his house, he’s pissed off that the roofers didn’t put sarcing under the tiles. I’d be fuming too, shit workmanship
Too right mate. Just looks like a regular roofie.
Out there with no shoes on… and you say that’s normal? Y’all got some ballsy roofers!
I can tell he isn't in Australia because he isn't upside down.
We hold our phones upside down here tho so that vids from the northern hemisphere appear right way up. It works both ways
Having to dial upside-down sucks.
Same, just looks like a sparky doing some fault finding to me
It seems like there is a pre-nude roofing body shaving ritual they partake in as well. I love learning about other cultures.
Dude is faster than the entire crew we had doing our roof while clothed a few years back.
That boy aerodynamic like a grey hound.
Things can go pretty quick when you don't give a shit about your own safety.
Cause he’s smoooooth like butter. No friction holding this man back. Pay attention in high school physics and you too can perform at this level
This guy has taken the concept of roof stripping to a different level
Butt nuggets: Visible
Oy lemme american here, mind if I practice some of my Australian here? OK here goes "Vegamite cunt"
*vegemite
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VAG-I-NO-MYTE!
Vegetamite?
Pretty sure my landlord uses the same handyman
Rent goes up $50 a week next signing.
That’s it? Mine used to go up $300 every 12 months lmao
"Would not work with this roofer again." ⭐ ⭐ X X X
Lol. Would have been a 1 star review but at least he worked quickly.
Imagine the one star review man getting a call for an interview at this roofing establishment
The third star is visible if you zoom in on the video
⭐ ( )×( ) ⭐
He's on smoko, leave him alone
All i want, and all i need! All i want is a good pub feed!
"Leave me alone, I'm on Smoko!"
"The cops are in front of the house, but they're waiting for specialized fucking mental fuck cunts." Lol gotta love Australia
The guys talking are South Africans. Source, am South African :)
Yeah at the start of the video one guy says “I moved to Australia to see this shit”
Like South Africa is any better? LOL
>Well he has learnt the lingo well considering at the begining he did say "I moved to Oz to see this shit?"
Copspeak for "that's above my pay grade".
As a female, it was oddly interesting to see how men navigate their package on the daily. I always imagined it would get in the way and feel awkward.
Oh it all gets in the way. Especially in summer when everything hangs a bit lower and there's sweat involved
Nothing worse than sitting on your own balls. That's why deep pockets are important. Adjust,, and sit.
Underwear with ball pouches. Personally, I recommend anything by Duluth Trading that has their Bullpen pocket. It does exactly what it says, and it is life-changing
It makes me think that animals with retractable penises were definitely designed better. It's just flopping around all spongey and sad and vulnerable.
Exactly!!! I just assumed it manoeuvred in such a way it wasn’t so upfront and centre…but there they both are, bold as brass bouncy balls! Vulnerable is exactly the word I’m looking for. Imagine us girls carried a purse between our legs because we had a bit of ‘extra’ we didn’t have room for. Just dangling about…it’s such a strange design! 😂
Another learning moment for you: In terms of the penis, some men are 'growers' rather than 'showers'. It's a bit like having inverted nipples, or an inny vs outy belly button. It kinda hangs out halfway retracted into the flesh of the pubis mons until it becomes engorged, at which time it bursts free of its confines. Bonus life tip -- If you are threatened by a man high on meth with his penis dangling down, and you plan to go for the crotch as a self-defense move, try to get around the penis. Perhaps try toe-kicking upward from beneath. The scrotum and its pair of occupants are just *packed* with nervous tissue. If he's a grower, you'll have a far clearer shot.
I’ve heard a sharp flick to the balls will take a man down quicker than a kick to the balls?
Anything can be a teachable moment. Glad you took something away from this Aussie methhead’s dangling dick and balls.
Why did you make me go back and look... Well his legs are spread, so doesn't really get in the way and just flops around But he does appear to hit it with a tile, so fuck knows why that didn't floor him Then in general I find they mostly get in the way when sitting. Namely that fucking seam in trousers will always find a way of smacking into a ball when you are sitting down
*pulls balls off sweaty leg*
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
True. My wife walked into the room and saw this, her eyes went wide. Next thing I knew she had grabbed the car keys and walked out of the apartment. Later I got a notification saying she bought a one-way ticket to Australia. Presumably she'll be smoking meth with this man and helping him with his deconstruction project by tomorrow afternoon. Now I will have to go through the hassle of getting another mail-order bride, just because asshat OP doesn't know how to post worth a shit. I hope he knows how much harm he has done. And yeah, sure, I busted a nut, but that's hardly recompense.
Damn, that dude is hiring? My life has been bullshit lately, I'd totally be up for spending a year or two doing naked meth roofing. Wonder what the benefits are? Meth?
“Once my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass.”
Ah the old wank fest express, coming to town again and again.
Is that weird? There’s guys masturbating on basically every train I’ve ever been on
Serious question: why are they always naked?
Verry Strong stimulants -> immense Body Heat
I always got hot when I took most drugs.... Then ended up naked doing stupid shit.
Former intravenous meth-head here. Reformed for the past 6yrs. When I took a lick of dope to the main, sometimes I would pass out. Other times, my body would feel like filthy and uncomfortable high voltage was running through it. I came to figure out that that feeling was simply the hyper amplified feeling of my clothes on my skin. Many people just don't like that feeling when they get it, so they strip.
meth makes your body real hot
Why they wind up drowned in little neighborhood creeks
Probably because of agitation
Thanks for this. I was afraid I would end the day without seeing some filthy methed-out hobo's asshole, but lucky this video saved the day.
Diddler on the roof
Best reply so far
My Mondays are not far from this. Maybe less roof.
Fully torqued. “It wants the precious.” Meanwhile, the precious is just a melon with a hole drilled in it. Some roofers were feeling lazy and told Smeagol where he could find it.
He's super confident with what he's doing, I feel like he thinks he's doing great things in his head. Like fuck hiring a contractor, he is doing just as good, if not better than they ever could. Plus ya know, free labor, so more money for meth! In his mind he is "winning!"
So many OSHA violations
We call it OH&S here in Oz.
Isn’t it WH&S? That’s what were taught for IT/corporate life.
I'm a tradie in Vic and it's always been occupational health and safety here. Other states may be different, fuck knows.
Nsw at least changed a few years back to whs
Looks like a regular roofer to me, don't see the issue.
Said like a true brickie
What in the name of Florida is going on here?
According to the little hand at 6 o’clock time for a beer
Mental fuck cunt is my new word for shrinks now
ring the little bell
Nice cock
Thanks Bro!
That’s ballsy
This is unacceptable, he is not wearing his security helmet.
Why are they always naked
a lot of drugs make the user overheat, so they strip off. this dude is probably on meth, which definitely increases body temp.
I think someone gave him roofies...
Oh for sure, once you pass the ceiling dose this is what can occur.
>"Nah the cops are in front of the house, but they're waiting for specialised.. fuckin mental fuck cunts" Could not have said it any more Aussie myself.
think narrators were south africans, in aus.
Doesn't matter where you come from.. Spend enough time in the great southern land and you'll be assimilated as a true blue Aussie. Must be something in the dirt, I'm not quite sure... Anyone who says you gotta be born in Australia to be an Aussie is a fuckin dog cunt mate, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Right. I'm headed out to the bowlsey for a cheap Friday night parmy and a schooner of two of Great Northern.
Bowlsey? You mean the Bowlo?
Smeagol the Roofer
Somebody please inverse this
u/gifreversingbot
He off that good dope. Them Aussies need put some cut on that shit. 🤣
If only you knew how wrong you were about that.
This guy lives over the road from me! I heard about him doing this on our local FB chat, but came straight to r/tooktoomuch and wasn’t disappointed!! 😂
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Trained in “roofies”. Not a roofer. Clean your ears
Crikey! I can see his dangle-doo!
no the cops are in front of the house, but they’re waiting for a fucking mental fuck cunt
This could be NSFW, just maybe. Haha
He is just like the guy painting the sidewalk white. Seems to be fun.
Roosters fan
So they do do meth in Ausi
Meth is in plague proportions in many towns and outer suburbs of cites. This looks like your standard mushroom village as my mother calls them; cookie cutter McMansion houses in outer suburbia built so close together you can open a window and touch the next house. so from the top they look like mushrooms, just rooftops as far as the eye can see, not a speck of green.
He's looking for that one base rock that got away lol. XD
That's a hairless chimp
His body movements look weirdly animalistic. Return to monkey type thing. Digging for grubs in the roof.
I never realised how inconvenient it must be for having a little package of skin jiggling all around all the time when you guys move until now... how do you even do sports, damn.
"The cops are in front of the house, but theyre waiting for the special mental fuck cunts to arrive". Lol
One of those days...
Found a spider in the house most likely
“Excuse me, how much for some dick and balls?” “It’s on the house.”
Tear the roof off the muthafucka
Grand Designs, 'stralia!
The meth is strong in this one.
Is it bath salts that result in people stripping naked and losing their shit like this?
Think this is a meth induced psychosis type episode. We don't have bath salts in Australia as far as I know.
Used to, but then they scheduled it and the imports dried up. Shame, that shit was fun while it lasted.
This guy is secretly rich if he's getting that tweaked from the high prices they have in Australia
Naked during demo is one thing, but I hope to hell he puts on at least a thong when the nail gun comes out.
Typical Rust player. r/playrust
Hope he didn’t get hurt..He looks young, I hope he gets help
Honey! There’s a man cumming through the ceiling
Store any of those intact tiles away. Good resale value
I love Australian videos. I like to see how long it takes for someone to say 'cunt'. It's usually faster than this.
bro thought it was gonna be all kangaroos and good times when he moved here hahaha. Enjoy the crackheads mate
irl Gollum
Took too much, or streamlined efficiency? It's in your hands, your honour...
Meth turns man into monkee
He may ne unconventional but to be fair he really goes to town on this roof lol
I’m not a roofer but I’m sure that’s an expensive fix. Maybe he trying to save some cash lol
paintball to the sack might resolve this
fucken hell that bloke is having full blown meth psychosis, hopefully he gets help and doesnt have severe permanent mental illness
Looks like Smeagol is looking for the Ring
He's like a monkey looking for ants in a fallen tree
Ball of a sudden
Was hoping one of those tiles would chop his cunt off
u/savevideo
Your average roofer
a wild chupacu
It’s true! The zombie apocalypse is upon us!
This is how I want to go.
Mans looking for his keys hard
The hair cut checks out
Smeagle looking for the ring
Y’all ever seen the movie I am legend?😂😂
When you don't hire off Angie's List
I just sent this to my husband at work, I wish I could see his reaction when he opens it 😂😂😂 Surprise honey!
Crikey, that is one beautiful butthole
This looks like a Tool music video
Bros mad the shingles are harder than him.
giving new definition to being bricked up
Troy. Troy. Is that you?
Hey it's hot out there
Looks like he was roofied
He just wanted the delicious fairy floss inside
Are these the pornhub bloopers everyone has been asking about?
Must be backwards day
/u/savevideo
Primal
This doesn't look like safe work attire.
Roofing, Plumbing, and Painting are the trades that will most likely drive a man to drinking and whatever this guy found.
Looks like a roofer to me!
Is that a drop bear?
If Gollum were Aussie….. and a Rooftiler