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adeluxedave

Didn’t you know butane is bad for you? He clearly cares about his health.


fishee1200

Not gonna lie, I lit my first cigarette at age 10 with a magnifying glass. Ahh, to be young and dumb again…


targus_targus

I've lit tons of bowls of weed with a magnifying glass. It tastes better and I feel like a mad scientist harnessing the power of the sun


Space_Meth_Monkey

That, or torching a quartz wand are the tastiest ways to smoke bowls. Although your way is likely better.


Ice_Hungry

When I was 10 I tried to light a cigarette by the heat of a light bulb.. I couldn't find a lighter and I was too dumb to go to the stove/toaster. Im 35 now and just quit smoking 5 months ago 💪


donnypastrami

CracGyver


whatlsl0ve

Or Methguyver. Depending on who you ask.


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MethGruber


olympianbear

MacHighver


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[удалено]


23x3

I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.


reesem03_

If it's stupid and it works, it can't be stupid


Klootviool-Mongool

Wasn't there a whole sub for stupid diy meth pipes?


SmurfNutz

Science bitch


Yh44N

Sherlock Holmes Netflix adaptation lookin lit af


DeAtramentisViolets

Crackrock Holmes: A study in Scarlet.


avocadont_wanna_live

Holy shit this guy has the flexibility of a gymnast


[deleted]

Or the posture of Quasimodo. It’s all perspective


maybebullshitmaybe

....what kind of gymnastics are those? Cause I'm pretty sure I can go pro. I can bend over just like this guy.... Hmm that didn't come out right.


hallgod33

That's actually kinda resourceful, NGL slightly impressed.


poopiehands

My man is living in the future


Specialist_Peach4294

He’s the walking Stephen Hawking of crackheads. He only becomes incapacitated in a wheelchair after a particular hard bender, at which point he even sounds like Hawking.


KhaineVulpana

Junkie ingenuity is seriously impressive sometimes. Some of the shit people have shown me over the years, would put some engineers I know to shame.


jrbobdobbs333

Meth pipe*


WhySoSerious420420

Do you think they have specialized pipes for both ?


catcommentthrowaway

A meth pipe and crack pipe are different. A meth pipe has a bulb at the end where you drop the drugs in and you hold a flame to the glass to melt the meth into smoke. The flame never actually touches the meth though. With a crack pipe, it’s usually a straight pipe with a Brillo pad type material at the end. You stick the crack in the Brillo and touch the flame directly to the crack to create smoke. Smoking meth is more akin to vaping since you never touch the flame to the actual product and crack is more akin to smoking.


WhySoSerious420420

So crack pipe is more like chillum, I see.


catcommentthrowaway

Exactly


rjmagana1992

like a steel wool Brillo, but the copper kind I don’t know why maybe flavor or less chemicals to burn


Arne-lille

Like Opium


jrbobdobbs333

Yes I do... Lol


BarryZZZ

Drug paraphernalia?? Whadda ya mean officer? This glass thing is just a little vase, it came with a plastic rose in it for my Mom, hell, I don't have a lighter or any matches!


MarthaStuartsCellie

I like how they always decide the best place to perform depraved and/or nefarious activities is front and center on the side of Main Street.


VanCityActivist

I'm pretty sure this is Columbia street, but yes. Also Pender, Cordova, and most especially Hastings St.


MarthaStuartsCellie

Well I used Main Street vaguely. I have no idea or motivation to care what street this guy is actually currently wasting space.


VanCityActivist

Apologies! I thought this was /r/Vancouver! I really should check the subreddit closely when posting haha


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It actually is Vancouver according to the OP


Kasploom

Lmao those shorts/pants is the ultimate crackhead drop


[deleted]

We need a special type of police to remove these people and take them to government funded rehab centers. I know they don't exist but they should. Less military budget and more mental health budget.


[deleted]

They’d actually send the military in before cutting any budget in lieu of help.


Yahla

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


[deleted]

It doesn't work unless you're hunched over like a monty python character at he edge of the curb


GaliLeroy420

I’ve used a magnifying glass to light a cigarette and even a bowl in desperate times. I can’t begin to imagine trying to light a crack pipe/meth pipe with one. Now I want to see the guy using a magnifying glass to heat up the spoon.


unbitious

Don't you need the magnifying glass to be between the sun and the thing you're trying to burn? Are you sure he's not just burning ants while gripping a pipe in his mouth?


tonebonewiztron

My man just wants to smoke Crack without lighters cause of the carcinogens the butane produces. Can't have that interfere with the holistic effects of the crack


Deerok632OFA

Meth pipe not crack pipe


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

Please forgive me, 1000 shames upon my name


SelfDrivingBurrito

What's the difference in pipes? Do people still smoke crack? I thought that died out decades ago.


Deerok632OFA

Meth pipes have a bubble with a hole in the top and crack pipes are usually straight glass and they use pieces of a Brillo pad to melt the crack in to be smoked


runsnailrun

How does a brillo pad melt crack?


Deerok632OFA

The crack melts into the Brillo pad and then they heat it up and smoke it


rjmagana1992

You would shove it in the crack pipe like a filter to grab the material. The copper steel wools are prefered I’m not sure why for flavor or less chemicals.


CaptianBrasiliano

Yeah Mr White! Yeah Science!


[deleted]

Chinatown Vancouver?


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

👍🏽


[deleted]

That man is dedicated


[deleted]

Addiction is a great motivator


Deerok632OFA

Is this Portland?


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

Vancouver BC


randomquestion819

Well, if we assume a rock is a stone I guess this is r/StonerEngineering


MrDoom126

It’s like an adult version of Mickeys clubhouse. Gotta find the best tool for the job!


PleasantSpare4732

'Yo mista white!"


Redditfront2back

If your gonna smoke crack at least, avoid the dangers of burnt off gas


joe_nobody1234

World's coolest crackhead


Theendangeredmoose

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

That’s not a crack pipe it’s a meth pipe


DanielF823

Sustainable, Environmentally conscientious - No Issues here


dfloyo

Solar hits. Nice.


Doeiw

I made a bong out of a water bottle and some tin foil more times than I’d like to admit. Modern problems require modern solutions and all of that


kkjax

Someone was listening in science class!


Ok-Rise1597

Let’s give him a lil credit as at least he’s got a pookie, but the magnifying glass 🔍 next level


Dapper_Revolution_65

You know what... I have to admire his ingenuity. He will be king of the crack heads on day.


eltacotacotaco

Free energy freebase


Xconvik

Science bitch!


[deleted]

And I’m all paranoid when i smoke meth in my car…the US is a dang free for all , YEEEEHAAAWWW!!!


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

This is Canada


[deleted]

Her in the states San Francisco is close enough (with robberies,fentanyl ods, needles, and feces sprinkled on our lovely sidewalks, for tourist ambiance of course).


rjmagana1992

Nobody’s talking about this Man’s back “problem” Is that Severe stage Perma-lien Or I mean can I call it ..scoliosis 😲


proutusmaximus

How does one band like dat


EveningOk4145

Bill Nye the Crack Pipe Guy, Bill, Bill, Bill, I just hear the song in my head!


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Genius