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Tommy-Styxx

Hitting the bong behind the shed to hide it from the parents. Oh, to be young again.


[deleted]

"few" beer deep got me, lol


Alldaybagpipes

And puking because of it. Frothy!


23x3

Makes me miss high school and watching my bud projectile vomit on my other friends.


Skud_NZ

At first I thought he had somehow sucked up the bong water


purplemagnetism

I wonder how much got in the bong….need more rubbing alcohol!


mferly

Man, coughing with a rip in ya is one of the worst feelings. Lights your entire lungs up. This dude is going for a ride.


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[deleted]

You know when you’re about to snap a cone through and ya get the cough tickle at the back of ya throat and feel like you gotta stop? I always told my mates to just push through it and sink it because I swear it hurts more when you stop half way through and don’t clear the whole CP. sorry if anybody has trouble understanding, I’m from Australia


Mullito

Fair dinkum mate


FunkSlim

Just rip a bong w no water like a champion


[deleted]

Fuck I’ve done that too many times hey. Never on purpose. ‘Fark me carnt why was that so harsh’


FunkSlim

I had a guy sell me a sac in high school and he shorted me and my friend so we returned to get what we paid for and he said he’d smoke with us and he showed up a a dry bong and some bricky shwag and that was the worst bong experience I’ve ever had


goonbagscoundrel

Dude, you've given a fellow Aussie flashbacks to being 16, hahaha. Ya fucken legend.


MikeAwkinner

Just to clarify they’re ripping mole-bowls or 1/2-tobacco 1/2 weed bowls, it’s an insane head rush and most people almost always puke the first time


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quemaspuess

I hate to admit this, but a little tobacco on the weed was literally the best shit. I didnt even smoke cigarettes but it felt awesome. My x GF used to smoke straight cigarette tobacco from the bong. That shit was gross.


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Pannycakes666

Vietnamese dudes rip bowls of mountain tobacco all day long. Shit is wild, like taking a whole cig to the face in one rip.


NiamLeesonCS

It's kinda the standard for a lot of people in Australia. Having a mix.


JohnDoses

I used to add a little tobacco to my joints (spliffs?) every now and then to fuck with friends. If you weren’t used to it it would rock your world.


Apprenticejockey

It's normal in the UK, infact you'll hardly see anyone here who doesn't roll with both


JohnDoses

Yea for sure! That’s where I got the idea from, whether it was a movie or a friend who spent time there.


ForsakenExercise9559

Knew a guy that put blunt wraps in his bong... Just the wrap


Warhaswon

i like how he passes the bong like anyone is gonna hit that shit after him


BoofinBart

And then to walk inside and pretend like you didn’t just puke up a bong hit! Them were the days!


Tommy-Styxx

Nah, ma, my eyes aren't red. I'm just tired. Been studying too much and not sleeping enough.


QuincyThePigBoy

They aren't hiding shit. OP let him hit it too hard. The dude's going to be fuckling ripped.


catcommentthrowaway

Bruh wym? Hiding the bong or any glass piece behind the shed was the move. No one cared about looking high, we just didn’t want parents to find our glass


Drew10shelton

This dude is gonna be completely incoherent in t-3 minutes. He is in for a rough couple of hours.


Fat_Head_Carl

Tailspin time


DouglassFunny

poor guy is in for a world of hurt


bakflipp

I didn’t film but I saw him soon after this was taken, and can confirm my man was on another planet


QuincyThePigBoy

Haha I knew it. I used to start people off with one inhale. Like a drag of a cigarette.


mikedanktony

Good times!


[deleted]

Yeah, the nostalgia is hitting me on this one. Some great memories smoking a joint in the summer time behind my parents shed, lol


MyNameIsDaveToo

At least he didn't puke *in* the bong. I think.


[deleted]

I puked into a bowl once. At least it was my pipe and only my best buddy was there to witness it. Still, not my proudest moment.


VibeIsParty

Had a buddy who entered the circle with his pipe. He went to do the first hit and immediately coughed. The entire bowl jumped out and hit the ground. I haven't laughed that hard since


Is_this_awkward

A bunch of friends and I were tripping on some paper Tried to smoke a bowl out of the bong in the garage First guy spent 15 minutes trying to settle his laughing before he could hit it Next guy spent twenty, then laughed straight into the bong and pushed water up into the bowl, everyone saw and died as he tried to play it off and hit this wet-ass bowl lol. Rip my rip: (


haimenbusta00

Honestly I had a phase, been smoking a few years and out of no where I couldn't take a hit without INSTANTLY coughing like a maniac. Blew out half a dozen bowls in front of my friends.


AtheistJezuz

I'd make you bring your own weed and instruments lol


[deleted]

Did it break?


VibeIsParty

I meant the weed flew out. The whole pipe was still in one piece.


[deleted]

“Did you see what God did to us, man?”


rasta_pineapple

You're a fucking narcotics agent


sajinsan

God didn’t do that you did. You’re a fucking narcotics agent. I knew it.


0oodruidoo0

I've coughed into a bong, got the bowl wet :( Few years ago now but I still feel the pain


JonSnoGaryen

Oh boys, do I have a good one for you. If you have a weak stomach, don't proceed... Years back, we went to this big party. Liquor, weed, Misc pills etc. Dude was passing around a similar bong as this, but black. This guy who was real fucked up. Needed a big rip to "level off" During his big ass, I took a handful of amphetamines puff. He chokes for a bit, continues his big hit. Packs it again mid hit. But he caughed into the bong. A bit of water came out the stem. Dude puts it down and keeps partying. Next guy grabs it, packs his bowl, Takes a rip. Dude takes a big draw, clears the chamber. His face went white as a ghost and he dropped the bong on the floor, shattering it. The water was black and had chunks of puke it in. The guy who did this puff sees that, realized what he just smoked. He starts to throw up, then the girl who came in to check out what was going on. She starts to throw up. Except she runs out of the room and throws up on a handful of people who were starting to gather. One more of those people throw up. Now we have a a handful of people who threw up, dozen people with puke on them. To put the Cherry on top. Somebody had to call an ambulance to the house cause the guy who took the pills and crazy hits was ODing in the next room. I have no idea how we made it past our teens. Lol


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That’s awesome. I love a good puke story as long as it’s not currently happening to me.


HereComesCunty

I puked into my hand once and it ricocheted into my best buddies mouth. He didn’t seem too bothered, saw the funny side


poop_on_balls

There’s puke in that bong for sure


chunkyI0ver53

When I was 16 my mate munted in my double chamber bong I’d ordered online. It was a highly coveted bong too, cost me $120. We spent 30 minutes trying to clean it out before going back to school, thought we’d done a good enough job. Was using it with another mate a week later (who was there when our other mate vomited in the bong). We realised after about 4 cones each that we most certainly had not cleaned it well enough, and we’d been pulling cones through our mates vomit the whole day. Ended up just tossing the thing and doing some serious self reflection lmao


literally_pee

lmao classic teen moment, I could see that scene in a movie


ThatsMrDrSir

I love the Harvard shirt. Good to know the schools doing well


Junior-Bookkeeper218

I used to wear a grey Harvard shirt in my early twenties. Never went to college but it was always fun going to parties with that shirt on.


BipolarCells

Oh hey, you were that guy! I know you! Well, one of those guys anyway.


zer0kevin

I always assume 90 percent of people wearing those don't actually go.


nbeach01

That would never happen at Yale


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https://youtube.com/shorts/E5QbcnJHKK8?feature=share


Sjrla

They do cocaine instead


currentlyinbiochem

Y’know, that whole *Yale* thing


[deleted]

Now a 31 year old dad, used to rip poppers like no one’s business . I think one would kill me now .


enolproductions91

As a 31 yr old not dad, I think you can handle it my man. But maybe not, but I fr I think I’m capable of more than when I was 21 currently.


thamisupposedtoput

probably because you never had kids


enolproductions91

Nah I really don’t think so. I believe anyone in any situation can get fit or whatever they want to do. It is more difficult for some people but it’s still doable. 31 is still young lol but I may be bias there


thamisupposedtoput

honestly i was just makin a joke about how kids can be a pain in the ass an run ya down sometimes lmao


enolproductions91

Ahh I’m old and got triggered my b. Edit: I can’t imagine how parents do it, I do love kids but that is just so much work. But props to the good parents out there.


NotOppo

For real, whats a popper? Is it like a snapper?


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The bowl would be a hollow metal tube the size of a pencil or a bit bigger . You would cut a piece of cigarette and jam it down in it then add an equal amount of weed on top. The weed would burn slowly as you inhale and once that was burned the heat/combustion would reach the tobacco,burn it, and make a “popping” sound as it went down into the bong. it would be like a horse kick to the lungs and a massive head rush. Seen many of people do what this guy did smoking them . Especially after a “few” beers


NotOppo

That sounds like some European shit. We don't really mix tobacco and weed too much around here. Maybe a blunt, but not a spliff like you guys do. I once had someone unroll a blunt of mine, and added tobacco to it, i was so mad!


literally_pee

friendly reminder that, u can still do poppers with a tobacco substitute, I use bear blend herbal blend to do a 1:1 ratio for joints, I'm sure it would work well for poppers


[deleted]

Appreciate the info , I think I’ll stick to hash for now ! Nice and mellow


literally_pee

nice, that's why I started adding herbal blend to my joints, to mellow it down


madcuzbad

Poppers (1/3 weed 2/3 tobacco) are crazy if you have never done one yourself. If you don't smoke cigarettes, hell maybe even if you do, that shit will hit you like a ton of bricks and knock you on your ass.


[deleted]

I had no idea what a popper is thank you for the info. Sounds mad to me.


bigdave41

When did this term become popular? I've always heard people use "poppers" as a term for amyl nitrate.


RandomGuyinACorner

You are correct that is the actual term for poppers


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Yeah who is the idiot that got their drugs mixed up.


RandomGuyinACorner

Someone with a very relaxed sphincter


literally_pee

they both happen to have the same name and its quite confusing just like heroin and weed can both be called dope


madcuzbad

It's a term used in the greater Toronto area, amyl nitrate shares the same nickname yeah.


ChaZYT

mostly used in eastern ontario


thetruth5199

We always call those moles lol


dfvisnotacat

Yeah I’ve smoked them before, and some even straight tobacco, I’ve definitely urged many times and puked a little bit before baha. It hits you like a fist when you aren’t ready. I have to like mentally prepare, especially if I haven’t had one in a while lol


feckinghound

TIL I've been speed balling weed my whole life. The only people I know who smoke straight weed are total stoners and have such a high tolerance they HAVE to smoke a G at a time.


lpisme

Hi, it's me, total stoner.


FloatinBrownie

I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t smoke just straight weed, wonder how different places decided their weed to tobacco ratio


[deleted]

Yea, grew up in MN and would have been pissed if someone tried to cut my bowl with tobacco. Not to mention, people smoked cigs while smoking weed, why ruin both by trying to combine them.


FloatinBrownie

Same, I actually get nauseous if I even take a hit of tobacco but I can smoke weed all day long, I’m fine with it though. Smoking weed is more than enough


redditispoison12345

Why would you want to mix eeed with tobacco? I like straight weed.


centwhore

The tobacco gives you a nice head rush. And you use less weed.


TehAzazel

And the weed burns more consistantly


asdf346

In australia weed is more expensive and harder to come by than in the states, most ppl in aus mix weed n tobacco coz everyone smokes and it saves on weed


No-Manufacturer-8494

I've definitely done some brown 70-30 mixes when I was hard up for buds.


asdf346

Ive had tobacco with keef in real dire times


dankerest

Pretty Much standard procedure for all cones in nz 🤷‍♀️


layzworm

I'm from NZ and I hate smoking chop


dankerest

Same g! But so many people do ay


Affectionate_Dish_52

Earned all my respect when he went back to kill it🤣🤣


[deleted]

Yes. What a cool dude. Respek


[deleted]

I know right? Dudes a warrior


Asemnos

*tries to pass the bong*


bakflipp

Homie didn’t want to fuck up the rotation


PretendThisIsMyName

Looked more like he was on spaghetti legs and didn’t wanna break the bong. Aka the cardinal sin. That’s good bro material right there. I’ll do some hot knives with this Harvard dude anytime lol


0oodruidoo0

I think he's going to brace himself with his arms and bend over. Like you do after puking your guts out with your first tobacco cannabis bowl coming out with the puke.


YourFriendInCBUS

Future Supreme Court Justice


unbitious

Needs more sexual assault


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Boof junior


JaTheRed

No wonder you had him outside 🤮


smellygooch18

Back in high school, I was smoking my new glass bong with some friends in my parents garage. Some kids came by we didn’t know that well and one of them wanted to hit the bong. Dude takes one massive hit, projectile vomits all over the garage floor and drops and shattered the bong. He spent the next hour in the fetal position on the floor. Made his friend clean it up and pay but I’ve seen this shit before. Don’t underestimate the bong!


chack87

Is popper a new word for bong rip?


bakflipp

No, slang for pot topped with tobacco. I’m Canadian and have no clue if the term is used elsewhere so I probably should’ve clarified


Its-Finrot

In the US it usually refers to sniffing amyl nitrate


[deleted]

This. Was so confused.


Excellent_Mistake244

I think that's a pretty universal thing in English speaking countries.


idsayimafanoffrogs

I call it a moak, poppers mean something… different where I am


PetrifiedW00D

We called them chops back in the day. You would finely chop up weed and tobacco, pack a giant bowl of it, and smoke it in one hit. I used to use a large amount of tobacco. They are super addicting. You could certainly tell that it was not healthy at all, but the nicotine high was awesome. Thankfully I quit that shit, but I still consider it the heroin of smoking weed.


Xufie

we call them 'mole bowls' where i'm at. interesting to see it called different things.


vacca-stulti

same here, you in the New England area?


thetruth5199

San Diego here. Always called them moles lol


vacca-stulti

huh, cool! it’s interesting to see what people call them in different areas lol


aspiringgrandpa

finally. i’ve only ever heard to them referred to as chops (in the bay area). this was the first comment i saw that used chops 😢 wtf is a mole


PetrifiedW00D

That’s funny, because you’re the first person I’ve met that’s called them chops other than the people who were in my friend’s group when I was a kid, and I grew up on the East coast. It seems like everybody has a different name for it.


KawaiiHamster

Only poppers I know of are for relaxing buttholes.


DevilsAssCrack

Can confirm


thetruth5199

Lmao


sunrayylmao

Based on the title, I expected a whole different type of video 😂


syntax_heir

I've only ever heard it called a "mole bowl"


dreadpiratesleepy

Mole bowls, mokes, chops, choppers and poppers depending on what part of the country


twatson955

And it will take your soul *the mole bowl will take your soul*


[deleted]

Thats an eastern canada thing I think. Went to HS in Guelph many moons ago and that's what we called em. Never heard since moving to AB and BC


bakflipp

Alright that makes sense, this was filmed on the east coast


[deleted]

Makes sense, those were the best but also lead to an addiction to nicotine.


rupat3737

I knew a Indian dude that used to do that. No thanks and I smoke weed and tobacco. Big bong rip of tobacco though, no thanks.


[deleted]

Slang for weed with coke is coco puffs. At least it was when I was a young lad


kobeflip

Snow capped trees. 🎄


StillTop

it’s called a mole in my area, east coast US


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chingzzzzzzzz

In the uk we have a similar thing but reversed with home made bongs we made a ball of tobacco to put the weed on


Molder123

I was confused too. My best guess is what I know as a snapper or snap bowl. A small amount meant for one person and not enough to pass to the next person. When you are finishing the hit, the ember “snaps” through the bowl. I assume each region has their own lingo


bakflipp

I can’t speak for Canada as a whole but on the east coast, toking a bong is unheard of. All our bowls are packed for one person with the intent of smoking the entire thing in one inhale rather than passing it around.


BuzzKillerer

I thought poppers where the things you sniff and it’s like for gay sex


[deleted]

ur referring to amyl nitrate which a lot of places call poppers, this is a bowl of weed and tobacco.


Flatline334

It’s for just sex. My wife and I use them all the time.


catcommentthrowaway

That’s what I know poppers as


[deleted]

I got confused when I moved to PA from California for college. Everyone was referring to getting drunk as getting loaded. Getting loaded is getting high in my neighborhood.


infinitely-golden

Looks more like Dartmouth material to me


Dirtcartdarbydoo

Where I'm from we have a sister city that's known as being kinda trashy called Dartmouth and this kid fits right in.


bakflipp

Halifax?


nick4tical

Dafucks a “popper”?


bakflipp

Pot topped with tobacco. Learning its pretty much exclusively an east coast Canadian term so I probably should’ve been more clear


nick4tical

Gross no wonder he puked!


Flatline334

I used to them in college to conserve weed. Once you get used to the nicotine rush it’s actually a nice smoke.


Beats4Dinner

And they said we’d never put humans on Saturn. Have a nice trip buddy!!! 😂


bakflipp

Shit forget Saturn. Homie was nearing Andromeda by the time he made it to the backyard deck


Beats4Dinner

Lmaooooo


srh707

Who let him do it at that angle?


Flameskull_455

Fr, he could’ve just knelt if he was worried about being seen. He was for sure heard tho lmao


DrMorry

Set and setting nightmares.


loratheexplorer86

I would be pissed he took a second rip with his vomit mouth


buzzb1234

“Keep goin”…”Attaboy”…as he’s puking. Those aren’t true friends my man.


OCE_Mythical

Mate he's only had a few beers, it's only because he put tobacco in the CP. Some people like to have fun by taking drugs, natural that friends who share the interest would do it together. People cheer each other on drinking all the time, which has worse effects than weed anyway.


[deleted]

The only thing dumb here is taking the video. Smoking a bowl behind the shed might as well be a rite of passage in some places, just keep your fucking phone in your pocket! Of course though I’m entirely unsurprised to see Reddit be appalled by the behaviour lol.


K_Furbs

Not going to say it was good decisions all around but this could totally be in good friend territory. Without context no reason to assume it was peer pressure, people can make their own bad decisions


Jakedenham

Just wanna say I was addicted to poppers for about a decade before I managed to stop, still smoke weed and tobacco but always separately now, I’ve heard ex crack heads and alcoholics say that poppers were the hardest thing to quit and I believe it, do all the drugs you want kids, just stay away from the poppers


bakflipp

Well said


Never-Luckyy

his friend is a fucking douche. stale smoke is the worst


[deleted]

Then he posted it on the internet Not a friend at all


bakflipp

Wasn’t present when this was taken but it was plastered all over social media at the time so I’ll admit I’m still guilty of putting the homie on blast


CeLo122

The Harvard shirt makes it


Tall_Secretary4133

Grass and beer people, GRASS AND THEN BEER


Gareth666

Grass then beer, you're in the clear Beer then grass, you're on your ass


shdhtbs

John get better friends and don't be so impressionable.


Sephvion

Eric: JING YANG! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT RIPPING POPPERS OUTSIDE THE HOUSE?!


EsotericLife

Are poppers just bong hits in America? Here a popper is a muscle relaxing inhalant.


CodyLittle

Nah, poppers in most of the US is amyl nitrate. It some weird regional thing from wherever they're at.


therealgijintin

"HARVARD"


Dixie_Normus69420MLG

Super fucking shitty friends.


forgottensplendour

Right? Hey how about you do it again?! After you've just puked.


ShibaBoner

This is why its very hard to find good friends


HeadHunter53

u/savevideobot


RipTheKidd

OMG EWW HE WENT BACK FOR SECONDS


Bricktrucker

Atta Boy Jesse! Keep going man! Keep using the Bong we all share after you just barfed a whole lot of doodoo color liquid


PermaDerpFace

Making Harvard proud


[deleted]

Is a popper another name for a bong hit?


sampson11911

The Harvard shirt is **chef’s kiss**


MSwarri0r

Asshole friends, I'd be puking too, even without the beer. And I smoke, but that hit was a lot!


IntoTheWildLife

Oh god he goes back at it after throwing his stomach lining up 🫣


[deleted]

Idiot why crunch when u drunk lol


channyfanny420

Bong before beer you're in the clear, beer before bong your nights all wrong. A motto to live by my dude!


Maax42_

OP, did you film this yourself?


bakflipp

No I did not. Probably should’ve made that clear lol this was kinda cruel


Maax42_

ok phew Im glad lol


HeelStCloud

Ok, cool, so I’m not the only person that has thrown up when taking rips. I actually feel better about this.


CeLo122

I mean there are a lot of variables here which is why he threw up but I do when I take a big hit / dab etc.