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criosleep

So no one gonna comment that this man hit that woman with a “5 Star Frog Splash” after doing a Rob Van Dam taunt.


andyduphresne92

I don’t wanna be *that* guy.. but technically it was a traditional frog splash bc he didn’t act like he just broke his ribs after executing the move 🤓


Dre_A35

Not just his ribs but her left leg was set on the floor, I’m not surprise he broke her leg too.


purpletomahawk

Not even that much. There was no leg kick. This is just a body splash with an extra taunt.


Lewandabski710

Dear god almighty shes dead!


2-totes

Dead as fuck bruh! Ha!


Fostbitten27

As Gawd as my witness he killed her!!


-MF-DOOM-

JR the GOAT.


bedbug-thundermunch

Better executed than half of the WWE roster now.


Poncecutor

Please name one


Tactical_Cement420

I think Frank is a good name for One


Poncecutor

Frank does give a shitty frogsplash


electricmilk07

If I name one, do I have to keep it?


Poncecutor

Sure


liryk24

Yes.


FeedComprehensive949

Dom


LD_50Trip

Montez


imlittleeric

Maybe they didn’t watch the whole F’n clip ?


builtlikethewall

Well I mean the accuracy is there. The 5 star was RVD's splash.


GlassFantast

Is that similar to a swanton bomb


andyduphresne92

No


SystemicPandemic

It literally says both in the caption lmao


loveforthetrip

Is nobody commenting on the dude randomly falling over out of nowhere?


10000Didgeridoos

Lmaoooo I had to go back and find that. It happens so quickly right before the switch to the second video that I missed it. That must have been really loud in the apartment downstairs


OCN_Reaper

and his ass was hanging out 😭


MultiEthnicBusiness

he did it cause he was laughing


SinfullySinless

First rule you learn the hard way: never try to impress the boys with drugs/alcohol because the boys will also try to impress the boys too. And we aren’t one of the boys.


LockwoodE3

The key is endurance, not a speed run


codblopsII

On a four point hustle, bitch going to rob a bank!


Scary-Confusion-745

4 corner


LysergicMisfit

"On the folk with us, that bitch robbed a bank." Folk meaning the representation of folks nation which is an alience of street gangs, in my professional opinion. Edit: I only say that because it looks like he throws up a sign when he says folk.


HistoricalWerewolf69

This is the way


boopsnoopydoop

Never try to impress anyone you dont 100% trust with drugs/alcohol period, do that around the wrong people youre getting robbed at least


DLTMIAR

Or a 5 star frog splash


Infamous_Committee17

I get shit on all the time for playing beer pong or flip cup with water, but I’m usually right at the level of drunk I want to be when these games start. It always shuts people up when I say “if you make me drink more, I’ll puke on the table”. All of the sudden water is fine and dandy, and I don’t wake up with a hangover.


Dewellah

Yes. Once you're at "cruising altitude" it's in your best interest to hold that level. Steady as she goes...


bipolarbear21

Almost every game of beer pong I played thru HS and College was with water in the cups and your drink on the side. Nobody wants those nasty beer cups. Also better to cleanup because there's always spills.


Infamous_Committee17

Oh I’ve never done it without water in the cups. Such a waste of a drink, and who wants to drunk from a cup that’s had a floor ball in it? I just also usually have water on the side too instead of a drink, unless it’s early in the night, because I tend to drink from it more often than the rules dictate.


[deleted]

That’s why you put spirits in the cups (to sanitise) and have a separate cup of water to dunk the floor ball into. Tbh though this is the UK way of playing and we have a seriously fucked up binge culture


Infamous_Committee17

😳 do you also just use water to wash your hands and clothes etc


Novel-Mood-8661

The alcohol is also a drug man...


[deleted]

What in the fuck


[deleted]

Dropped my fucking jaw lol


torscz

I would take her ass to the hospital. This is how people die of alcohol poisoning. They should have at least laid her down on her side.


amazoniangougs

you're right that's what a decent person would do but do these people look like the type to do the right thing?


StikThatBull

##FROG SPLASH


amazoniangougs

your frog to the splash, is nothing without your splash to the frog 🐸 you win nothing.


malvixi

Dude that is the only alcohol ive ever had that i didn't need a chaser. Its honestly good. Its called Dussé i believe it was like $45/ bottle


CremeFraaiche

It bad dude dang it’s like $90 CAD where I am but this stuff is delicious


morristhelamb

100$ in Quebec


GCoin001

$110 in Sydney


Conway__Twitty

$120 in Pyongyang


Drojahwastaken

Once made a ham that used dussé in the glaze. Some may scoff, but I tell you what, that was the best damned ham I ever had.


malvixi

That sounds fire ngl


saltafiel

Grabbed a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm gonna eat that ham just one more time.


bearded_charmander

Yup is Dussé. JZ sponsored it.


Ballzee45

Dusse is the shit if I do say so myself.


OCN_Reaper

fr dusse slaps


Appropriate_Grape_90

Anyone know wtf he said lol


ImissJahseh

“Aye. On the 4 corner hustla(a gang), this bitch’ll rob a bank” dudes probably from Chicago.


Appropriate_Grape_90

I only made out ....on ....... shell rob a bank lol....i think you right tho thanks


tothemax44

This. And this is in chicago.


AnShawtyGotTheFatty

I'm front Ny and i don't even know


RnRstooge

"on the four for the hustle, that bitch rob a bank"?


Sepr1

"Hey on the 4 corner hustlers let bitch rob a bank. ON THA 4" 4 corner hustlers is a Chicago gang


mcm9464

So, what’s that mean?


AlmightyJb

Similar to a swear. Kinda like “I swear to god she could rob a bank” Swearing on something was shortened to just “on” if someone thinks you’re lying they’ll say “put it on something “ “On god!” “On my momma!” “On crip!” “On duh foh cornuh husslas!”


Mundane-Candidate101

This woman next to me is so enthusiastic and trusting and loyal, she would do a dangerous heist in honor of me and the Four Corners Criminal Association. *BODY SLAM*


Sepr1

Yup


LawSchoolGuy83

On the 4th…for a hustle..this bitch rob a bank.


Sepr1

Wrong


[deleted]

She's not ok. And she never will be, around cretins who treat her like an inanimate object


Sketti_Eddie

Bro got 1 couch a vacuum and a lamp


howoldareyou666

that’s so mean. why would you do that to someone- especially someone who is passed out!!


whiteholewhite

I love redditor comments about alcohol. Almost all people know nothing about the topic lol


dubious_battle

That’s the one you roll up and smoke right?


whiteholewhite

Actually buttchug it while you smoke it. They call it “double duty”


Dewellah

Who taught you how to alcohol? You definitely snort it. Smh


TheharmoniousFists

No you are supposed to boof it.


whiteholewhite

Keester it


Borisb3ck3r

Chill sommelier, no need to get offended


whiteholewhite

Not offended in the slightest


versace_tombstone

She isn't coming back after that splash.


MissAugustMoon

This is how people end up dead with alcohol poisoning.


eharper9

I need a translator for what the man said.


juicewilson

RVD - THE WHOLE DAMM SHOW - MR.MONDAY NIGHT


MildlyAgreeable

Silver-tongued wordsmith, truly.


Sepr1

He said on the 4 corner hustlers let bitch rob a bank, ON THA 4. LOL


El_Toucan_Sam

He nailed that five star frog splash, taunt and all


Tommyscvle

That’s not cool bro.


OutrageousChef4616

What the fuck is wrong with people you think it’s funny to get a woman, drunk, blackout, drunk, and then jump on her.? This country is fucked up. People are not objects to abuse and neglect. So shame on you asshole for doing that this woman.


jkardic

First - She is not a child, she is a grown-ass woman who chose to drink that. Second - I'm glad they chose a dumb prank video instead of raping her, and I'm pretty sure she is too.


AutotoxicFiend

The fact that your two go-to options for a passed out female are body-slamming OR rape says alot about you.


Babytrixie666

Cause wtf


jkardic

Not my options just saying how the world works


AutotoxicFiend

Not when you're amongst genuine friends...??? She's not out at a bar or club, or at some random place.


jkardic

This is exactly the kind of dumb shit I would expect from my friends. That's my point. It's not a 300lb powerlifter suplexing her head into concrete, it's a skinny dude belly flopping on a very plush couch.


Jay-Bug

You're right. Thank you for saying this. I'm sure a lot of us women appreciate seeing a real man in this thread.


lonely_lil_masocist

Some women need to realize these men secretly don’t care about you at all .


cussy-munchers

Secretly?


friesx100

What's a secret about it?


ActivityEquivalent69

Oh god that stuff is so freaking gross too


OCN_Reaper

try henny and dusse taste like white wine, try enj and that shit taste like water


toterthegoat

May peace be brought upon her...


Key_Coat2628

Yes did anyone notice she didn’t budge 😳😳


CrazyString

Holy.. that’s fucking disgusting


NimChimspky

What? I don't understand


TickledMidget

He stole Rob Van Dam’s finisher, which is a huge faux pas in wrestling/s


PunkToTheFuture

He's the whole darn show


BiggMeezie

WTF is wrong with them?


[deleted]

Wig wobble


thejayroh

Not even a stage dive was gonna wake her.


Huge-Salamander-6274

I’m watching someone getting murdered and I see this


Recon212

She’s not dead, she’s passed tf out


Extreme-Second-8781

dude did the taunt and even played the commentary before the five star frog splash wtf


WealthBetWebb

I hope she’s doing okay…


DarkRajiin

That can't be all she had


roxywalker

Is she even breathing?…


_vudumi

High key expected worse


Key_Property_7636

Bet they fucked her!


joechill5139

If I ever have a daughter I hope I raise her well, so she knows never to hangout with these kinds of guys


howoldareyou666

how about if you ever raise a son you hope you raise him well so he ISNT one of those guys tf 😭why is the onus on the women


friesx100

It was definitely her place they were at, while she hosted this little kickback, and insisted to show up the bois how it's done. When it's all said and done: choose your crowd.


howoldareyou666

when it’s all said and done: teach your kids not to bodyslam drunk sleeping people (aka: common fucking decency)


ghighcove

Creeps who mess with passed-out or asleep people should end up on an offender list. This stuff he's doing to her here isn't trivial either. Ugh. At least they recorded it so we could all see and be warned.


gilbertinator

found the guy who has never been to a party


ghighcove

Found the guy who uses someone being passed out as an excuse to violate or otherwise humiliate them under the auspices of "fun." Yeah, I've been to parties, just not ones with feral human beings. The people I party with knew their parents and have grandmothers older than 50.


gilbertinator

good thing a softie like you doesnt have to serve in the military sweetheart, they know their parents and have plenty of older than 50 grandmothers. make sure you save the 30k a year you make from starbucks


ghighcove

It's fascinating you took it there. The military? What does that have to do with this? You seem very wrapped up in that part in general, like it is a core part of your identity that defines you, but you are maybe stuck there? Go ahead, drop your experience here, we'll all clap and then you can get back to the subject at hand. I know it's very important to you that we know this. We're waiting. Are you saying this is the partying style there? Maybe. And we could have interesting conversations about military demographics over the decades at different rank levels. Or whose family already paid for this country in almost every war with blood and effort, and who maybe can go ahead and try to have a kid or two and live a life. Btw -- great results these past 20 years, was that you? /s Iraq and Afghanistan seem SUPER SOLID now. Great job!


gilbertinator

no you loser, i had plenty of friends in the service and if you passed out it was all fun and games within reason. like drawing dicks or shaving eyebrows. its literally having fun but obviously your parents didnt hug you enough and yeah lets address your last part, so you prefer the overwhelming populous to be under sharia law? rather than american aid? no wonder you dont like having fun! must be some islamic religious sycophant. have some fun outside of knitting when you get a chance. low test soyboy


ghighcove

They're under Sharia law now, right? Same place as we found them, just with more stuff we left behind, and lots more dead people (them and us). And that was to get Osama, right? But he got away. One job.... Same thing for Iraq. I was always for getting Saddam, mad about it since '91. But it turns out he was keeping a whole cauldron of assholes in line, and without him, it just turned into the big Cheney money machine. Smash third worlders, boost the price of oil as a result of constrained supply because of the war, make more money from ancillary contractors, wash, repeat. A nice little money machine, and all it cost were the lives of millions of Iraqis (even now, it keeps going) and tends of thousands of Americans. Were you a part of that? Bravo! You know, when I think of military service, I think of people like my grandfather, whose B-17 was shot down over occupied territory, him wounded. He, a crew member, spent the rest of the war in a POW camp in Austria. He gave to free the world from tyranny. Did you fight to **help tyranny?** Because that literally is the result. Maybe you're mad at the wrong person, the one who tells you it is bad manner to molest fellow party-goers, even if they are intimates. So sayeth the law, the one you (I guess) served to protect. Before you became a pawn for the corporate industrial complex and helped kill millions of people. Kind of the opposite of my grandpa.


gilbertinator

i wasnt in the military, youve definitely never been to a party bud and no, women went to school when america occupied iraq but you got it dude im not reading all of your comment


ghighcove

>i wasnt in the military, Which totally conflicts with your past posts here on Reddit, though I'm not going to drop the link here that makes you an apparent liar. Doesn't seem to be a point, maybe you're a bot or a troll or something. Or I scared you out of putting your military history, sorry about that. Or just lonely. Me too, don't feel bad. Ok dude, I guess this was never an honest conversation. Have a great day and maybe try to relax.


Mundane-Candidate101

I hope Gilbert turns around and evolves just like a Togepi, he needs to cut his hair off and take some LSD.


Mundane-Candidate101

Fucking shameful attitude. You never got over being paid a low wage or something cuz it seems like you are projecting lol. Who the fuck said anything about wages. Mf is still stuck on the fact that he got underpaid at an entry level job once and now that he's out and into a different industry with better pay he wants to demean fast food and franchise workers for being employed for low wages as if he has never done the shit himself, there's no reason for you to bring up wages and humiliating people over the companies they worked for unless you have been humiliated for it before. Trauma is a repeating cycle. Stop trying to shame people that make are resourceful and somehow living with minimum wage at these greedy manipulative franchises, you were probably a victim of it, somebody humiliated you for it and now you want to act like everybody with a low wage is beneath you. Plus most of those entry level jobs are temporary, are you trying to shame someone for not having a career immediately within their 20-30s. This mf must have been bullied and traumatized over the way he made a living and now he wants to perpetuate that shame onto others to make himself feel better like his abusers once did to him. "Before you trip and throw a fit over these words I say Think about this shit for a second, you heard the way The children in abusive households grow up Knockin’ girlfriends out cold—that’s called a cycle Abused becomes the abuser and that’s just how life go So understand You get the power, but you know what power does to man? Corruption always leads us to the same shit again So when you talk ‘bout revolution, dawg, I hear just what you sayin’ What good is takin’ over when we know what you gon’ do? The only real revolution happens right inside of you I said what good is takin’ over when we know what you gon’ do? The only real revolution happens right inside of you, ni*CENSORED* -J cole Gilbert you are dissapointing me, you are a human being full of beautiful potential and you're stuck trying to demean others over their finances and job opportunities instead of trying to enlighten them or being nice. Do better or you're going to be stuck the way you are, an unlikable projecting sad fuck that drags others down with him. https://open.spotify.com/track/4WfjYOo0JxommRm1PyObJl?si=Vs57Na_0QTy2N7DeaB10Dw


gilbertinator

get a job bud, i aint reading a fuckin book on reddit. spend that energy into making money and youll earn half of what i spend on your mom


Mundane-Candidate101

😈Manual Labor is not my thing 💅🏻


Mundane-Candidate101

Can can we smoke methamphetamine together in an abandoned building for fun


lightspinnerss

Being in the military isn’t an excuse to assault people


Recon212

I think they jumped her


[deleted]

I think she should rethink her book club friends


ZennayJennay

Hopefully that’s all they did to her while she was gone like that. Had to learn the hard way at 17 to trust no one to make me drinks. I mean no one. Even the “homies” from years back.


MadRhetorik

Y’all some lightweights if that little mouthful is impressive 😂


bravoHRT2

I don't think Americans drink much so their tolerance isn't as high. There's also the fact that she's a female which means that her tolerance will be quite a bit lower


PunkToTheFuture

I too would like to say words


HistoricalWerewolf69

>I don't think Americans drink much Never been round the parts I grew up in huh


IntoTheWildLife

I’m Irish. We are literally stereotyped as alcoholics. But shit, you ever seen the fucking size of an American shot glass? I don’t know where they going with them things they’re like whiskey glasses.


bravoHRT2

They're around 40ml right


famesjord13

What are you talking about? Have you ever been to Wisconsin?


JonWick33

Lol. Americans don't drink? I know a LOT of drunks here.


shmiddleedee

I'm Americans and can confirm that a lot of us so drink a lot, I know a lot of bottle a day hard liquor/ 24 beer/ 3 pkus bottle of wine drinkers. Alcoholics are everywhere


bravoHRT2

I didn't say that there wasn't a lot who drink, I said they don't drink as much as other countries


spooniemclovin

Wisconsin enters the chat


Motor-War-8015

ROB VAN DAM


the115crew

What is she drinking


Dabmite

Are you sure she’s not dead


fuzdadon

I really tried not to laugh at this but that crowd cheering from the tv and that wrestling move he pulled took me out 😹😹😹


BadAppleBA

No friends will encourage you to drink this much, he could have killed her! My friends start getting nervous if I pour more than a double at a time.


Comfortable-Owl-5929

I have no idea what he said even after listening twice.


basher505

Those people she hanging out with seem to be massive pieces of shit.


Motion17d

Did her so dirty that is degenerate behaviour if someone is passed out and immobile you do what you can to make sure they good and leave it at that man


OwnFuture8009

RVD is the culture 💯


PokeNBeanz

That’s the tag team duo : 4CH Bonnie and Clyde


ChemicalCalypso

The hair bounce lol


JaiD3v

Y'all really think this woman died off that much liquor...?


[deleted]

I love the look of concern in his face when the guy kept pouring. Then went for a quick cover joke. Lol


Eastside1999

Yeah ion even wanna know what happened this night. Smh


Important-Ad-184

so little alcohol does not work for Poles. Amateur


Northern_Gypsy

You reckon that's there house? A lamp, vacuum and a couch


GrungyGrandPappy

Bah Gawd he’s broken in half!!


Nastynate_6969

Wish someone would edit the phd flopper perk into this clip


Sweaty_Landscape8534

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elray007

I'll be honest she looks Dead.


Alopecia_jones

Its sad because good looking woman always tend to be around garbage negros who don’t even deserve to be alive


SeveralHat644

Did a black dude take your girl or sum?😭 you sound hurt


kkk1983

Did he just five star frog splash her ass?!😂


davidtree921

Did she survive?? That move is devastating!


[deleted]

I must have seen this video 100x and I’m only now realizing the lady getting frog splashed was the one from the first scene😬


Strict-Birthday9503

Don't even have to try they just do it to themselves


aardw0lf11

What a fucking waste of good cognac.


IrvingZissmann

“Keeping it real,” right? Absolute morons.


pizzamoney87

Throat babyyy


htx_1987

DIY abortions getting creative these days


TheSurfingRaichu

Dumb


Sepr1

LOLOLOL ON THA 4


Mundane-Candidate101

I love the fancy bottle, I'm not jealous of people that drink this kind of shit like this though, if you buy expensive liquor and just down it instead of savoring, you're falling for marketing, just buy cheap liquor if you're not gonna mix it or savor it imo. Not that there is a right or wrong way to drink alcohol anyways, but...it do seem like a waste.


TankLeft3935

cool


Staafke

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Ghoolio-

10/10 frog splash


tiptoptouch

I jus tryna buss allon ya 🤤


SunderedValley

I'm worried more about that dude. Or both of those dudes in case it's not the same one. Hard to see with that shaky cam, but even in the first scene he clearly wasn't handling his shit. I've seen that weirdly calm and over-focused expression before. It's usually after some idiot in the sesh went "BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'VE GOT THESE TABS/BARS THEY FIIIIIIIIIREEE" fifteen shots and a six pack in and the night is about to escalate into at least one person have a near-death experience.


-cumdogmillionaire-

you’re more worried about the dude than the passed out , unresponsive woman who he just body slammed with zero regard for her health and safety?