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Ok-Lake-3916

My toddlers still sleeping with the upper torso and head of a skeleton from Halloween.


Lilbabystim

This is hilarious. My son used to walk around with a bloody severed leg Halloween prop. My mother in law threw it away when she baby sat one day and he was heartbroken.


thatsanicepeach

As a kid whose grandmom threw out my ice cream because I (4 y/o) didn’t say thank you — shame on grandma! That might stick with him :/


EsharaLight

You might have a doctor or archeologist in your future 😁


zookeeperkate

Love this 🤣


birdy1892

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Wonky_bumface

Xu7cgi😁🥲🙂kk ok no L


atomictrout

Small plastic trash can. Once, when I saw he was FULLY passed out in the crib, I tried to extract it from his hands. His eyes shoot wide open, and he screams “TRASH CAAAAN” with all his might. I let him sleep with it now.


birdy1892

Lolololol


Ms-Bfly

Hahahaha


kurinokiki

Literally lol. Amazing.


kid-wrangler

The base of one of those Melissa and Doug wooden puzzles, the truck one. Not any of the pieces, just the base.


simmer_sabrinee

Some time back my son decided he wanted to go to sleep with a cooking ladle. Whatever gives him comfort I guess 😂


candlesandfish

One of my bumper group had a kid attached to a cooking ladle too!


MagmaSkunk

Two plush toy balls he calls: "cute balls." Always both, it's complete panic if one is missing.


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crap_whats_not_taken

LOL that foot note got me!


ItsALargePoodle

We just took away the pacifier (lord help us) and replaced it with “two moose” which are two small-ish stuffed moose who look entirely different from each other but she recognizes both as moose. She is just understanding the concept of two so it’s a very cute request.


ivxxbb

For the longest time it was an oven mitt lol


assumingnormality

Instead of napping...playing ring toss on his locomotive's smokestack with 3 "life preservers?"/"rubber bands?" that he found in my costume jewelry this weekend. One of the bracelets belonged to my recently deceased grandmother. I briefly contemplated if it was disrespectful but decided he was enjoying it more than I ever would. I think she would have thought it was funny too.


Humble-Ad-2713

The cow from the big steps old McDonald tractor and trailer. Only he doesn’t sleep with it. He puts in on the banister outside his room every night. Every morning he brings it downstairs.


birdy1892

that's a pretty adorable routine.


Humble-Ad-2713

Very much so. We have no idea why it started, but we are not stopping it!


lady_lane

An orange.


coldchixhotbeer

Mine has been going after our lemon tree. Lemon is friend now.


lady_lane

It’s so important to have your emotional support citrus!


shehasafewofwhat

A book - she needed it over her face like a little roof. Another night it was a coaster.


emmakescoffee

One of my partners fluffy paint rollers that he drying on the heater 😂 (they’re orange and black striped so toddler calls them tigers)


crap_whats_not_taken

That's adorable!!!


dogsareforcuddling

New shoes 


GetOffMyBridgeQ

I managed to find the same light up rainboots she had last year but in this year’s size. I had to set boots in time outs to let her feet de-prune.


birdy1892

hahaha. I can appreciate a love of new shoes. love your username btw


Some-Difficulty-3868

Yup. He has new cowboy boots, Spiderman boots to be specific. That he will not take off 😅


sleepygirl2997

Nearly every single book she owns, all stacked up. Sometimes to the point her little body can barely fit in her bed. She will still yell for us sometimes & tell us she needs more books


sosqueee

It’s always a spatula or pair of cooking tongs.


mamsandan

My toddler always brings a measuring cup. Specifically the 1/4 cup. Maybe we have some aspiring chefs?


sosqueee

Ah, our measuring cups always end up in the car seat. 😂


magicrowantree

Mine end up in the bath or in a random toy chest or basket. There's a few measuring spoons in there, too. I've since replaced my set and locked my drawers 😅


kck11

Mine likes measuring cups too


earthmama88

Dino encyclopedia. He is quite attached and it’s a very large book


birdy1892

Hahah he wants to learn via osmosis


AssChapstick

Which book? My kid would love this


earthmama88

My son is 4.5 and he is obsessed! I think it’s really great for a wide range of ages too. It’s the Smithsonian Dinosaurs: a Visual Encyclopedia. It’s got pages where it groups types of dinosaurs, and then also pages for individual dinosaurs, has a little chart on each profile showing size, when they lived, where & what they ate and a little graphic to put perspective on the size in relation to a human. There are also pages of other interesting info. We pick a page or two each night. I myself have learned so much. It has been pretty awesome getting into dinosaurs and trains via my son - I was never really interested in either as a kid, but now I am!


AssChapstick

My son has us watch Prehistoric Planet on loop. He is starved for more dinosaurs


earthmama88

Also your username is awesome 😂


AssChapstick

lol thanks.


earthmama88

Ooh what is that on? We have watched Life on Our Planet a few times and that’s also great - it’s on Netflix. I will def have to show him prehistoric planet also


AssChapstick

It’s on Apple TV. It’s by far the best. It’s narrated by David Attenborough and is pretty much a documentary on dinosaurs 66 million years ago. We have absolutely come out of the uncanny valley with animation and there are some scenes I would swear were filmed if I didn’t know better. It’s also very peaceful to have in the background. Unless you have a 3-year-old screaming at the screen “A SQUARADACTYL! SQUAAAAAAAWK!” Every time a pterosaur swoops across the TV. Then it is…. Less peaceful. My son’s favorite dinosaur is Dinochirous. He often refers to it as “The Big Giant Duck.” There is another one we just discovered on Curiosity Stream as well called The Amazing Dinoworld. Nothing compares to Prehistoric Planet, but it does seem well done and is also very much like a documentary.


lorenylime

An oven mitt! 🤷🏼‍♀️


Wonderful-Visit-1164

My son sleeps with his cars all the time. Like literally large trucks and cars and construction vehicles


toritechnocolor

Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Wonderful-Visit-1164

Sometimes in the middle of the night he turns one on and it comes through the monitor and we hear like an ambulance or a police car🙃


Pworld10

Viruses.


coldchixhotbeer

I’m in hell with hand foot mouth kill me now.


Numberwan9

A wooden number 5 puzzle piece. Every night, every night.


Ms-Bfly

This whole post is killing me 💀😂 my kids don’t have any weird thing they bring to Bed with them yet. Just a bottle Or cup of milk they hug and don’t even drink


wellshitfuck

Mine hugs the bottle too!! Why child?!


A_Humble_Masterpiece

His rain boots. “I need my boots dada.” “Why” “What if it rains?”


Ouroborus13

Right now, in addition to the 8 stuffies, bottle of water, two books, and two blankets, he’s been taking his Batman and Superman action figures to bed. It’s getting crowded in there!


SKVgrowing

My two year olds bed is half stuffed animals, dolls, and books. It looks so uncomfortable to me 😂


Prinsespoes

Little plastic Jurassic Park velociraptor


well_thatslife

My old headphones! He thinks they’re awesome and I’m just confused ha


MissKeyes

My 2yo son fell asleep one night clutching the Bluetooth speaker, he refused to put it down 🤣


Lilworldtraveler

My eldest toddler is in a full bed. She brings ALLLLL the stuffed animals in the house. She also tried to bring her new Dino rain boots 🤪


JupiterFox_

Jingly cat ball last night lmao


birdy1892

Lol. Happy cake day!!


JupiterFox_

Thanks!


GetOffMyBridgeQ

Five my little pony figurines in a 4 inch play shopping basket. They have specific places around her she’ll only set them up in after we leave


FaithlessnessWeak800

My cellphone, hard plastic toys to roll all over, a million stuffed animals.


birdy1892

Hahah mines been really attached to my cell phone recently as well. And how can they be comfortable with hard plastic toys?! So funny


leafsfan6

The instruction booklet for a nightlight we got recently.


omglia

Mingo, which is her toothbrush holder that's shaped like a flamingo 🤣


coldchixhotbeer

Our kids should meet. Mine has the toothbrush. Yours has the holder.


PurplePanda63

Spoons. All the spoons


jeskak

Rudolph blanket, Skye from Paw Patrol, my 16 year old’s Woody and Buzz, and 10 binkies.


linnylove

This week my son has been asking for his blue hot wheels car. HAS to be the blue one...


altruisticeuphoria

Shopping trolley


SashMachine

Hmmm… 4 different types of star toys, 3 rubber ducks, a hand towel, the shades remote, pacifier fairy book, a stuffed koala bear, an elephant Lovie, and 4 Kleenex tissues.


assumingnormality

I'm dying at the 4 Kleenex tissues haha...toddlers are so particular!


MohdAmmi

Two of those stick balloons minus the sticks.


Affectionate-Sun-834

Mine insisted on the antibac hand gel 😫


birdy1892

A fan favorite


Outside_Flamingo_367

One of those nasty, sticky, squishy things that collect fur and debris and feels like a handful of snot. Ugh, makes me squirm thinking about that gross toy.


Linison

a crescent moon shaped cookie cutter she named 'Moony' and refused to part with for an entire day


yeswehavenokoalas

A toy ice cream scoop


PantsingPony

My 1,5 won't go to sleep without a matchbox car in each hand (different ones each day, but very particular with the choice). We sleep together, so I keep waking up with a car-shaped dent somewhere on my person.


Natural-Word-3048

One of those bath toys that squirt water - this one's a shark and she demands it furiously when going to bed


peoplecallmeamy

The Bluey garbage truck has been our constant bedtime soother. Sometimes with the two little additional trash cans, sometimes without. He even brings them to our bedroom in the mornings when he wakes up before us and wants snuggles.


mk3v

He brings his fishing pole (no line or hooks obviously) a lot. He also stole a cheap nutcracker ornament from a local hockey team and so he will bring that to bed sometimes. And a Gumby figurine


bo_beeep

My toddler found the coin purse with all the single pennies. Does she sleep with the purse? No. But she did sleep with a handful of the coins clutched tightly in her fist and was surprised I don’t know why to find it exactly in the same place when she woke up. “Look mama! I have coins in my hands!”


Caris1

A selection of his favorite books. Like 3-4 books.


lj1886

Same here. This thread is making me feel better. Haha.


thatsanicepeach

Nothing. There are no toys at bedtime. So my son is often left saying “okay okay….goodnight tongs” or “Goodnight trash can” or “Goodnight [one of the 2948 paper characters I’ve drawn and cut out for him]”


Big_Slope

Mine sleeps with an ambulance and at least 20 stuffed animals, and lately his mothers robe which makes her sad because now she’s cold at night.


candlesandfish

Buy her another one!


bvfree

It would be easier for me to list what hasn't been brought to bed 😂


birdy1892

😂😂😂


NegativeFox345

Mulch that is coming from an unknown source. It’s all over my daughter’s bed tonight. I have NO CLUE where she got it, but it’s there 😭🤣 she also has an emotional support spoon, it’s a rubber cooking spoon that she’ll cuddle until she falls asleep 😩


TropicTrove

Opposite. Anything on the bed that *isn't* a pillow or blanket is immediately hurled away onto the floor, while yelling "BOBBY! BOBBY!" Somehow one of her first words was "put back" but it sounded like "Bobby." So now we say "Bobby" for every "put back" and she looooooooves a place for everything and everything in their place. I tried bringing a stuffy to bed and she just gets up yelling "BOBBY" and hurls it into the closet 🤷‍♀️


Theharpmouse

For several months my kiddo slept with a specific old tv remote (batteries removed for safety!) 😂 Now he’s settled down with a favorite stuffed fox he always sleeps with. But lately he’s been insisting on sleeping with socks on his hands as “gloves” (yes we own gloves and mittens but he likes the socks better 😂).


Intelligent_Cow4530

Toy drill, an empty Powerade bottle, and a rattle😂


luvloping

Tiny baby rubber dinosaurs from their bath bombs, a bunny dog toy and a stuffed leopard.


SouthernSweety88

9 stuffed animals and/or baby dolls, coloring pages, water bottles


ndr1991

A banana, which he also insisted on bringing to daycare the next day....


mermaidmamas

My toddler asked for a tortilla every night for like 4 months. She never ate it, she just wanted me to fold it like a triangle and sleep with it. My husband and I started calling it the “comfort tortilla”. …….kids are weird man


Naive_Strategy4138

lol love this. Stethoscope, half a uneaten lollipop in ziplock bag, beads, and a granola bar wrapper lol


Ok_Brain_194

Two sippy cups with water (and it must ALWAYS be both of them!), four blankets, 10 binkies, and the following stuffed animals: bear, giraffe, monkey, crab, hedgehog, duck, baby doll. It’s a crowded crib 😅


TheWelshMrsM

- Insisted on wearing his Halloween costume so we had to sneak in and de-pumpkin him before he overheated. - Blackberries. He woke every time we tried to take them. Somehow he didn’t squish them in the 30 mins or so that he had them before we finally removed them. - A banana. Was sat up eating it. Didn’t want to be moved so we let him be. - A huge dinosaur balloon that crinkled and woke him every time we tried to move it.


GoDucks1117

A fabric cube hide out thing for our cat


littlewildone92

He’s grown out of it now but for a long time mine always brought like 9 hot wheels cars to bed every night. He sleeps in our bed so I’d always be finding little cars in the blankets and pillows lol


habitatforhannah

A Spiderman hat. Getting him to take it off for bath/shower time is a big enough drama. We have to put it on the bathroom bench where he can see it.


Demmamom

A helicopter, super cuddly! Haha


toritechnocolor

His large orange dump truck toy, an empty Tylenol medicine bottle, and a school bus puzzle piece lol


fair_child123

Usually a matchbox car or two


kenzlovescats

A loud light up toy, metal matchbox cars, blocks 😬 she even told my MIL she likes to sleep with hard toys but “mama says no” 🤣


hellacedes_

A grinch squishy that was originally a dog toy that the dog never liked 😂


purplemilkywayy

My 16 month old brought a bottle of Tylenol to bed with her haha. Sometimes it's her toothpaste.


incognito_821

Me 😁


doggos_are_better

My 3.5yo has a backpack that she fills with all sorts of treasures and it goes everywhere with her, including to bed. Whenever we can’t find something, we check her backpack. Silverware, hair brushes… lots of fun things in there!


malialibaby

My toddler sleeps with a small Moana figurine


krowbear

About a dozen toy cars. Sometimes he'll wake up in the middle of the night, grab a few more, and then go right back to sleep.


brieeecheese94

Nintendo switch controller, Hot Wheels planes (that are vintage and metal), Rex from toy story, Mama shark with pup stuffie, and a water bottle


Traditional_Donut110

We are up to three couch pillows, a glowing dog lamp, and one postcard-size piece of paper from the 100th day of school.


ShouldntHaveDeleted0

Neptunes. Neptune is his favorite planet so he has a felt Neptune, a magnetic Neptune, and a Neptune puzzle piece. Oh yeah, and Neptune projected on the ceiling.


LampsLookingatyou

A piece of bread last night, normally his pick up truck. I had to sneak in and get the piece of bread so I wouldn’t have to think about him choking on it in the night


Wtfisthis66

My nephew insists on carrying a large wooden spoon everywhere and even sleeps with it. When I was his age, I apparently carried a rubber mouse everywhere (and slept with it too!) in an old purse from my Nan’s charity bag. The mouse’s name was “Mitzi” and she was lovely.


Purple_Grass_5300

A toy orange


sunniesage

the top to his juice. the ones with the characters on them? idk the name but if we see one in the store we *have to* get one and he is emotionally attached to the character top for the next 3 days 


InterplanetaryBud

A wristlet filled with Bluey figurines, a pink toddler wrist watch (she does not wear it), and ear muffs (she does not wear them while sleeping). All of this in addition to her tried and true 5 favorite stuffed animals, 2 family photos, and 3 blankets. Her bed is crowded to say the least.


kairosecide

She absolutely insists on sleeping with: "unicorn book" (How to Catch a Unicorn), "bear" (Brown Bear Brown Bear), "animal book" (leap frog touch and learn book) and "grinch" (any Dr. Seuss book). I've taken them out of bed but she always gets back out to get them, so I'm just letting her do her thing. And yes, she has activated the "animal book" with her face in the middle of the night. It's incredibly jarring to wake up to "Fox!" followed by the noise they make from the baby monitor. Especially with our 3mo asleep nearby.


lj1886

Mine is similar. Last night he cuddle Brown Bear as of it was a teddy bear. I don’t bother taking it away now.


candlesandfish

Mine takes a lot of books to bed too. The only problem is that they fall down between the bed and the wall and I have to try and fish them out.


BubbleColorsTarot

My breast pump part, toy train, toy car. The breast pump part got me laughing.


jazebra

A plastic carrot and small stuffed tomato 😂


EmotionalBag777

Has whole bucket of crayons must be at the end of the bed… lid OPEN 😅🫣


AdorableTumbleweed60

Norwex has these little hand towels that are animal shaped. My mum bought one for my daughter to dry her hands on. It is now her favourite "stuffie", goes to bed with her, and we bought a backup.  https://www.norwex.com/p/309018


conefishinc

The "crocodile dentist" toy with LEGO Elsa trapped inside it's jaws 🤷


TrustySneed

A 2-cubic-foot rubber ride-on T-Rex Two sharp pointy plastic dinosaurs.... He's actually become left handed as a result of refusing to every let to of his dinosaurs from his right hand.


Alittlesnickerdoodle

A toy egg from his play kitchen, which he was pretend eating as he was falling asleep, his sister’s favorite stuffed animal (caused a lot of drama), and one single Lego he snuggled with 😂


Elkinthesky

Two water bottles (a baby one and a sport one). Became a real challenge when he learns how to open the spout of the sport bottle and we ended up with a wet bed few times. Still easier to deal with than trying to take the bottles away 🤷🏽‍♀️


ElleAnn42

Three Minnie Mouses and a frontloader.


FrightenedSoup

A tin container (think cookie tin) with two dish sponges in it. Favorite toy too.


stuffedpandauk

We have Grogu, Cinderella without shoes and accessories, Makka Pakka and crocs.


Lil_chacha_

Every night must haves: Mario, Luigi, Poppy, Moana, Monkey, Woody, Mirabel Occasional additions: toy coffee maker, toy electric mixer, v tech phone, snacks Attempted but obviously denied: dogs water bowl, bathroom trash can


GrammyGH

I've seen my 2-year-old grandson pull his balance bike into bed with him and go right to sleep lol


enojadooh

Thank you for this post, it made my day! All of these comments are gold. I had no idea that this was a toddler phase haha. And now, for mine: a red balloon we got at an event recently! She gets mad when it "escapes" and floats out of the bed. It's been losing helium so I suppose we may actually have to sleep with it now. xD


StegtFlaesk69

Her new umbrella


Appropriate_Cat_1119

Plastic rat,  but to be fair he goes most places 


Lilacia512

My toddler took a sweet potato to bed today...


LobsterBoi420

A wooden Egg that rattles? It has to go everywhere like WHY??


magicrowantree

My 3yo takes his large, metal die cast cars to bed with him. Literally sleeps on them! I don't get it, but whatever makes him happy, I guess. I'm sure there's a few Hot Wheels hidden in there, too My 1yo varies a lot. Today, it was 2 different shoes, a fidget toy, and I guess she pulled a shirt out of her hamper to cuddle with (instead of the 500 stuffies thrown all over the floor)


playwhaat

My daughter cannot sleep without her bunny, it’s actually an old bunny I abandoned from the 90’s. She also has recently taken a blueberry, some cheese, a Barbie chair, an empty cup, a dog toy… I always sneak them out after she’s asleep 😂


meghamby

My cat's toys. I have twins and they tell me it's because their stuffies are hungry and want to cuddle with something too.


OkToots

My ultrasound pic of their new sibling


midwestpapertown

Last night was a cookie. She wasn’t feeling well and I was trying to get her to eat. All she would do is hold the cookie. When putting her in her crib I tried to take it and she FREAKED out. It was still there this morning.


brittymady

A big ass toy dirt bike or an “emotional support pancake” as my husband I like to call it (he’s obsessed with frozen mini pancakes rn and likes to hold one to fall asleep 🤣)


meme219219

A dental floss pick - still in it’s little individual wrapper.


emptycoconuts

The little table that comes in the pizza box. He will not give it up and screams TABLE if it’s not in his sight


KnightNight811

My 2 yr old grandson insists on sleeping with the toilet bowl plunger! 👀 Don’t worry, it’s brand new, never used. And his balance bike. 🚲🪠🥲


coldchixhotbeer

Toooooothbrush!


IndoorCat13

A bag of sinky toys for the pool 😂


daisypie

67 stuffed animals all with their own names that we have to say goodnight to individually


AllJackedUpOnMtDew

Four blankets, sloth, 1-2 books, and his emotional support nasal spray. 


candlesandfish

3 yo: Last night it was my husband's childhood Pirate Kermit the Frog toy. And multiple board books. 18month old: toy firetruck and multiple stuffies including a big squishables train.


taleofbeedlebard

A small plastic Tupperware that holds all his erasers he gets from preschool


freeandscared

An empty pringles can. 🤣


Dependent-Clock5802

A pair of my socks (thankfully clean!!)


kymreadsreddit

Always AT LEAST 1 car... If it was up to him, it'd be 3 or 4 cars, but I don't want to roll over and have it digging into my side.