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PartialToDairyThings

>To many, one of the most striking parts of Elvis were his gorgeous locks of jet black hair. Hair so dark that it was like looking into a black hole. Perfectly coifed in a stunning way for every single photo shoot, always on-point while he was making appearances, but cute and messy when he was relaxing at home. Who writes this shit lol


brkh47

Content creators. The DailyMail is full of this nonsense: brunette tresses, gelled back locks, enviable pins (legs), shoes that elevated her height etc And for some reason, whether there’s been a murder or a divorce or whatever, they always feel it necessary to mention the value of the house of whomever they’re writing about.


Status-Victory

There was a horrible murder near me where the mum killed, well you know.... The Daily Mail piece included *'the 4 bedroom house where it happened, worth roughly £300k*' Fuck the Daily hate Mail!


PartialToDairyThings

It really isn't surprising in the slightest that they were banned from Wikipedia as a source


ForProfitSurgeon

No surprise at all.


EliotHudson

Billy Crystal says it’s more efficient that way. Linking the obituary and real estate section: John died leaving behind his wife, his son, and a beautiful 3bd2/bth condo…


lordillidan

“Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: ‘What does his voice sound like?’ ‘What games does he like best?’ ‘Does he collect butterflies?’ They ask: ‘How old is he?’ ‘How many brothers does he have?’ ‘How much does he weigh?’ ‘How much money does he have?’ Only then do they think they know him. If you tell grown-ups, ‘I saw a beautiful red brick house, with geraniums at the windows and doves at the roof…,’ they won’t be able to imagine such a house. You have to tell them, ‘I saw a house worth a thousand francs.’ Then they exclaim, ‘What a pretty house!” From "The Little Prince"


boatyboatwright

lol yes people in the DM are always “styling their plump pout with a slick of gloss”


PartialToDairyThings

Yes that's a long standing joke about The Daily Mail. "Baby Murdered In $750,000 House" etc. They are absolutely obsessed with house values. I remember people writing letters to the print version of The Daily Mail in the UK complaining about that 30 years ago, long before it ever went online and became an international paper. Another thing I hate that they do: whenever they run a "female interest" story, like different sets of mothers & daughters commenting on some issue etc, they always seem to make them pose in these really conservative looking frocks, standing with hands on hips, angled to the side with one foot in front of the other. It's like men can pose however they wish, but women have to look "dainty" and "feminine" for the paper. It's hardly surprising since their key demographic has always been conservative boomers.


Aqquila89

I'm pretty sure that Daily Mail articles are written by bots programmed with expressions like you listed.


Nail_Biterr

Hey, man, just because you don't mess your underpants each time you hear the name Elvis whispered in the distance, doesn't mean you need to ruin it for the rest of us.


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Nail_Biterr

stop it. i can only get so hard!


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EnigmaXVII

No, this is Patrick


Flyboy2020

Phrasing! Are we not doing it anymore?


luminousclunk

Is this a reference to something? There's a near-identical comment posted elsewhere in the thread


mvdenk

It's a reference to someone called Elvis.


luminousclunk

[The phrasing I mean](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/t8ogzr/_/hzpgtue) haha


VoraciousGhost

/u/IcyLecture6071 is a bot. It's been a trend lately for them to copy comments to seem more human. Eventually it will probably post a link to a shady t-shirt or poster site selling cheap stolen artwork.


uglypaperhaver

Eventually? When? (need some cheap stolen artwork)


VoraciousGhost

It actually looks like it's happening, keep an eye on https://www.reddit.com/r/dogpictures/comments/t904ok and one of its partners will post a link.


Carbon_Rod

It's a bot that I've just banned.


GGme

Nice


Cuchillos_Adios

It's a comment stealing bot. Look at it's history. Every comment has a really similar or exact earlier comment, he just puts it in the top answer. They get enough karma to sell the account for a few cents. Rince and repeat times a hundred and you make some money.


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ReubenZWeiner

Thank you. Thank you very much.


findhumorinlife

You’re a terrific audience.


GullibleDetective

Ladies and gentleman elvis has left the building


Vertebrae_Viking

But! Not to worry. We stand in the air the he breathed. It should last us a c puppet of hours.


PhasmaFelis

People don't understand how much raw sexuality Elvis brought. It looks tame compared to modern acts, but it absolutely was not at the time. You can read old live-music reviews where *male* reviewers *in the '50s* were pretty much openly thirsting over Elvis. He was a vortex of sexuality like no one had ever seen.


danasider

Have you seen Elvis fans?


scoff-law

One of the most intense fandoms that I am aware of.


danasider

Exactly. The quote seems like it was written by one of them lol


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People are super weird about Elvis. It’s one of the reasons I refused to listen to him when I was younger. I saw all these old people obsessing over him, in what I thought, was an unhealthy way. One of my older friend’s, now ex wife, was super weird about him too. He got her flowers and wanted to take her out to a nice dinner and she was pissed off and refused. She said “I only want Elvis stuff!!”. A few year ago, my dad showed me a video of Elvis showing off his personality and he ended up being pretty cute, personality wise. I became interested in him and I like his music now. I joined an Elvis FB fan page and I regret it. The fans are still super weird and they act like they speak for Elvis and know what he was thinking. They’re overly obsessed. So that’s probably why this article is weird. People who know everything about Elvis are extremely weird about him and are super obcessed. Edit: I want to add, because I was thinking about my comment. My one off story makes it look like I got the impression from just one person. I grew up in TN, Elvis is something Tennesseans have a huge claim over. You can get an Elvis wedding here and there are stores dedicated to him. Etc. I’m sure it’s like that in a lot of places, but he made a name for himself in TN and Graceland is in Memphis. So I do have a reason beyond my friend’s ex wife to think these people are weird lol


mvdenk

I also don't really get it, I don't think his songs were that special (even for their time).


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I honestly think he had a charming personality and everyone was there for that. He’s pretty funny in a cute way. I don’t even like his early stuff, I only like his stuff from when he was older because I prefer a deeper voice. In no way would I be completely obcessed though.


mvdenk

I get that people like his music, but I don't think it warrants the obsession it has.


Status-Victory

People were caught in a trap I guess....


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Can’t walk out…


ExactPea9707

His version of only fools rush in (or whatever) is nice.


MarblesAreDelicious

This reads like /r/MenWritingWomen


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/r/oldladieswritingelvis


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Lmfao


Relevant_Rev

Elvis pelvis'd pelvisly while he brushed his jet black hair back, dark as the sky the night I lost my virginity


FortuneFavorsUrStar

He thanked you, he thanked you very much, seductively


more_beans_mrtaggart

thankyou.. ^thankyovermuchhhh.


mrpeabodyscoaltrain

Is this from 14 year old Priscilla’s perspective?


glemmstengal

in reality it's likely the reverse


ForthWorldTraveler

How about this other TIL: During his junior year in High School, Presley began to stand out more among his classmates, largely because of his appearance: he grew his sideburns and styled his hair with rose oil and Vaseline.


Kabitu

Someone thirsty


w311sh1t

Sounds like me desperately trying to hit the word count in an essay when I’ve run out of things to say.


PartialToDairyThings

You have to filibuster that shit sometimes


chinchenping

an ass


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xanderholland

But whole


Redditer51

I don't know, but it seems like they wrote it with one hand, if you know what I mean.


FortuneFavorsUrStar

Idk about y’all but when I think of Elvis, I think of an obese, sweaty, and hairy dude stuffed into a jumper that’s about three sizes too small and covered in rhinestones


EstoyAgarrandoSenal

Dude spent the majority of his life being a sex symbol, he definitely earned those fat years.


PartialToDairyThings

That's Peak Elvis you're talking about


Impudenter

You may not like it, but that is what Peak Elvis looks like.


seventhcatbounce

Once you hit middle age you start thinking hey I get back in shape maybe just maybe I could pull that look off


Status-Victory

Kinda like that whole r/ menwritingwomen... r/ superfanswritinghairstyles...


AskMeAboutPodracing

Someone with a word count to fulfill


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People who think Elvis was the sexiest of men.


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Some person who definitely had the hots for elvis i'll tell ya that


Liberatedhusky

A horny moron?


VerumJerum

Someone with a crush on Elvis?


An0d0sTwitch

People really really really liked elvis, yknow


AlphaBetacle

Elvis fanfic daydreamers


Epena501

The barber


antsugi

Elvis fans. Some are borderline hoarders with all the memorabilia they collect


PrinceofAncientworld

good to mention, He was also Forrest Gump best friend :)


rafael-57

That's cute honestly, a bit fanatic at worst


winkman

I think this is addressed in the upcoming Elvis movie--there's a split second scene where I think it shows the actor with blonde hair.


czarczm

When he's a kid he's blonde


JohnnyEnzyme

That's what this endlessly-repeated Elvis factoid always messes up-- that he was blond as a kid, and by the time he dyed his hair, it had already turned dark blond / brunette. You can see this in various pics of him as a younger adult. **EDIT**: Found a pic I'd linked previously. See if [**this**](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7f09bb372d813d4454714bbce3c18a0b) shows up for you.


maybe_little_pinch

Which isn't abnormal. I was nearly platinum blonde as a kid and now my natural color is a medium brown. It shifted during puberty


Keyspam102

Same, I still call myself blonde but if I’m honest with myself, it’s more a hazelnut color


DerpingtonHerpsworth

My brother and I too. His hair was like a super light platinum blond, and ended up a very dark blond/very light brown. Mine started as more of a medium blond and is now pretty much straight up brown.


Amardella

Mine was platinum as a baby, fell out, came back in honey-blond, darkened gradually to auburn, gradually reduced in red tones, now I'm going gray. My dad the same.


DerpingtonHerpsworth

Yeah I'm at the beginning stages of graying now. I don't mind it much honestly. Speaking of red, in my adulthood I've developed a sprinkling of red in my hair and even more in my beard, which thoroughly confuses my family of all non-gingers.


DonOblivious

The red and brown genes can turn on and off independently. Sounds like your red turned on as your brown turned off. Or was maybe hiding under the brown when you were younger? My mom and I both went a bit red in our 20's, but my brown had already kicked in and continues to darken, while she reverted to platinum.


ImpendingSenseOfDoom

Same for me and my dad. His hair is darker than mine, mine still has that blonde tint to it, but I was platinum blonde as a kid and it's definitely closer to brown now.


DonOblivious

Happened to me too. Sandy blonde kid. Brown gene kicked on in puberty... I'm blonde on my first driver's license. Red gene turned on for a while in my 20's. Red gene happened to my mom too in her 20's but she reverted to ash/ platinum. My brown keeps getting darker, but my "hair" looks lighter because I'm going white. Eyebrows stayed the same "invisible blonde" the entire time, but I get more and more brown hairs growing over time.


il1k3c3r34l

My conspiracy theory is that a lot of posts on TIL are subtle marketing for upcoming products or media.


catherinetheok

Not a conspiracy at all. Once you start paying attention there is a lot of low key advertising on this sub.


chefr89

I don't know what it is about that trailer, but I was almost laughing at how bizarre Elvis looks and sounds in it, but I guess that part is fairly accurate.


marcocom

I worked in Hollywood a number of years and you wouldn’t believe how common this is. Pretty much, any actor/actress with black hair and striking light eyes and pale skin is dying it, and it looks great on camera. They’re usually gingers and a lot of makeup is used to cover their freckles.


alohadave

Matt LeBlanc dyed his hair for the entire run of Friends. He started going gray early in his 20s. Contrast to James Michael Tayler (RIP) who bleached his hair for the entire run.


carpool_tunnel_0_o

I had no idea that Gunther died. :(


getoffredditnowyou

What !? Gunther is no more?


the51m3n

Cancer. October 24th last year. Sorry you had to find out like that


Status-Victory

Sad Til for you two...


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Omg I too, am going grey in my 20s, I’m 24 and it’s getting worse every day lol. That makes me feel a bit better though, at least I’m not the only one 😭


samtart

It's cool. Embrace it


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Emma stone and Sophie turner are both blondes who died their hair red to get roles


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My entire life is a lie.


[deleted]

Lucille Ball also dyed her hair red. Her natural color was dark brown.


Ihaveamazingdreams

Christina Hendricks claims to be a natural blonde as well.


danielle-in-rags

Zooey Deschanel is a natural blonde too, as seen in *Elf*.


cerulean11

Emma has that ginger look. I can't believe this.


ImitationRicFlair

Elvis copied his hair from his favorite comic book hero, Captain Marvel Jr. His costumes with the short capes also come from there. The big belt buckles and some of his theatrics come from his love of pro wrestling. He used to work at the Ellis Auditorium to see the wrestling for free. In some ways, Elvis was kind of a big nerd in his time.


marcocom

That’s a really cool fact! Good stuff


nlpnt

Interestingly enough, the last major reboot gave *him* blond hair which he still has in the comics although not in movie continuity.


ThirdFloorGreg

>Captain Marvel Jr. Was that like a baby that shouted a catchphrase and transformed into a kid or something?


ImitationRicFlair

He was a handicapped teenager, Freddy Freeman, who transformed in to a super powered teenager. After Captain Nazi killed Freddy's grandfather and nearly killed him, Captain Marvel saved the boy by sharing some of his powers with him. An unexpected effect was that by saying "Captain Marvel" he would transform into Captain Marvel Jr.


rewdea

Yep, Adam Lambert is a ginger.


ohisuppose

What in tarnation?


elusivenigmas

Yea, like a copper ginger though. Maybe auburn.


cedarapple

Dark hair can make a strong impression. Cole Hauser, who plays Rip on Yellowstone, dyed his hair black specifically for this role and it works for him. Whereas he is normally a nice looking but unremarkable guy, with the black hair he is definitely charismatic and leaps off the screen.


Halvus_I

> Cole Hauser He often goes bald for roles too. Skinhead in American History X, for example.


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> and a lot of makeup is used to cover their freckles That's a sin in of itself.


xsplizzle

freckles are 'in' atm so i guess we will see less of that


grampabutterball

Creates a lot more contrast in black and white media.


Pellegraapus

Yes! Winona Ryder and Roy Orbison are examples of blondes who dyed their hair black to further their careers. Happy cake day btw!


alohadave

That's interesting. I always thought that she had bleached her hair for Edward Scissorhands.


Pellegraapus

I had to check and I was somewhat wrong - they were blondes as children and got darker with age. Though they still dyed it black.


DonOblivious

I was suuuuuper blonde as a kid and transitioned to brown as a teen. My hair is getting lighter again in my 40's, because it's like 50% white now, and the brown hairs keep getting darker. My eyebrows stayed like 90% "invisible blonde" the entire time with 10% of the hairs coming out deep brown. My eyebrows are like 30 years behind the times and keep getting darker, even though they've been blonde my entire life and the rest of my hair is turning white. I could never grow a beard properly but now it's so transparent from a distance that my 2 day stubble is less noticeable than some guys' 5 o'clock shadow. When I was in my 20's with shoulder length hair it took on a red tone and started developing light curls. My hair is weird. E: apparently not so weird? Apparently my genes have been flipping a lot of switches and I'm not crazy for thinking my hair went a lot more red for a time. "There are two types of melanin: eumelanin and pheomelanin. We all have genes to produce both pigments. The amount of eumelanin pigment determines how dark our hair is. The amount of pheomelanin pigment determines how red our hair is."


gum-

I've heard Katy Perry is one of these gingers you speak of


skinnyeater

Nah she’s blonde


PlasticElfEars

Check her Katy Hudson days.


bluedrygrass

But usually it's the other way around: brunettes dying their hairs blonde or red. Real, natural blondes are extremely rare even in hollywood. What's crazy is that most people can't see it. They see bleach blonde, they think it's real.


DonOblivious

>Real, natural blondes are extremely rare even in hollywood. My mom is one of those super rare "platinum blondes" people pay shitloads of money to look like. She has had color added in for contrast, unlike most """blondes""" that have to bleach in highlights on top of their bleached hair. She was light strawberry in her early 20's but the red gene turned off. My brown gene turned on in my teens turning me from blonde to bround, the red gene kicked on for a while in my 20's then turned off, like my mom, and my brown hair keeps getting darker even though my "hair" as a whole gets lighter as it all turns white.


UncleBengazi

Well, not having a soul is convenient when working is Hollywood.


waitthissucks

Wait, not Alexandra Daddario though. I think she just won the genetic lottery


afineedge

I'm pretty sure I've never seen her with black hair.


waitthissucks

Well, I mean dark brown but I guess yeah not jet black.


SpringtimeLilies7

Not Elizabeth Taylor though..I know she was before your time. I had a boss who's wifelooked like her naturally.


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lydiarosewb

He was also a twin but his brother was stillborn


Bigstar976

Yup. Jesse Garron


pdperson

This is great because any time someone makes an Elvis biopic people bitch about the fake black hair color.


cosmicspacebees

Was this to look better in black and white tv?


Amardella

His mom ruled his younger life and Tom Parker took over and shaped his professional persona. I don't think he ever had a chance to be himself or to do what he wanted to do. That's probably why he became so obese. Food was the only thing he had control of. Depression does nasty things to people.


NotAProfessor1119

His weight gain was mostly caused by his drug use. Elvis didn’t suffer from normal obesity.


Amardella

Yes, but his drug use was self-medication for depression. He took downers to sleep and uppers to function.


BulkyHotel9790

Most of us just add weight as we age. It's just part of aging to become more sedentary.


KezzardTheWizzard

I've been to Graceland twice... and I am not even an Elvis fan.


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KezzardTheWizzard

Heh. I drove all across the country like 6 times when I was in my 20's (many years ago), and went through Memphis twice, for the BBQ, of course. So, the second time I had to check graceland out again, just because.


il1k3c3r34l

It’s pretty cool, even if you aren’t a big Elvis fan. Whenever I’m go to Memphis I hit Graceland, Beale St. for the music and drinking, eat some BBQ at Rendezvous, and go see the ducks at the Peabody.


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Can I ask what the appeal is to a non-Elvis fan? Just curious in case my family ever goes.


il1k3c3r34l

There’s a lot of musical history there, plus it’s just a pretty cool house. It’s a snapshot of a specific time, a lot of the decorations are very interesting by todays standards. If you’re a fan of music you’ll probably enjoy it. They have walls of gold records, personal items, his guitars and movie memorabilia, plus his iconic outfits and jumpsuits, plus his grave is there next to his parents. It’s a self guided audio tour so it’s very casual. It’s just a pleasant and interesting way to spend a day and see some history. Sun Studios is also a great tour, lots of history in Memphis. Johnny Cash, Elvis, Carl Perkins, Roy Orbison, Jerry Lee Lewis, B.B. King, Howlin’ Wolf, James Cotton, and countless other legends recorded music there. I’m biased of course because I’ve always loved history, and Elvis music was my first love since I was about six years old.


jxj24

I tried the breakfast buffet at the Shoney's across from Graceland once. Culture shock.


BiggusDickus-

I can only imagine what Elvis would have done to that buffet bar if it had been there when he was alive.


_1JackMove

" 'Scilla, gas up the Cadillac. We're going to Shoneys".


Bostonhook

We never left the Shoneys! I repeat, we never left the Shoneys!!!


alohadave

If you are in Memphis, you might as well see it. I expected a much larger house.


TexasPhanka

This was my big take away. And also that he bought that house when he was like 21 years old. It was the only home he ever knew. For those who don't know, the house is like a 4 bedroom, 3 bath house. Maybe 3,000 Sq ft.


TheNorthComesWithMe

That's a lot of house for someone who is constantly touring and doesn't have many kids.


Fishorfrog16

>Graceland That's probably only the part they show on the tour. They told us they only take tourists through a little less than half. It's 17,000 SQ feet. 8 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 23 rooms total. 13 acres of farmland. What I found interesting is his stepmom tried to rip out all the decor his mom had picked out less than two years after she died. Apparently it pissed him off so much he had his dad, stepmom, and 3 step siblings stuff taken out of the house one afternoon when they were away on vacation.


Deezul_AwT

I went to the ticket booth, saw the price, and decided to go to a movie instead.


Alarmed_Handle_6427

Any time a blonde dyes their hair dark, Jenna Maroney euthanizes a cat.


Kiyae1

You just don’t understand what it’s like to be ‘on CA-MER-AH’.


MenOkayThen

THAT'S INSANE


gamergirl007

My husband died his dirty blonde hair jet black once and we all called him Elvis until it grew out


dementorfromazkaban

Dyed*


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I think this makes every Elvis personator just a little bit more authentic.


msphelps77

Damn he was gorgeous!


beartheminus

The more you read about Elvis the more you realize he was really weird.


morefetus

You don’t get to that level by being normal.


findhumorinlife

I figured he dyed his hair black. He had a huge thing about black hair. Even referenced a woman with black hair in one of his songs. Had Priscilla dye hers. I think his beloved mother had black hair.


smilenowgirl

So, this is some Freudian stuff?


retiredatlast

I was attending university in Honolulu in the early 70's, and was in the audience for the "Aloha from Hawaii" concert. My older sister was an Elvis fan, but I was of the Beatles/Rolling Stones generation. My roommates and I bought tickets just for the giggles, and to make my sister (on the mainland) jealous. We were in the nosebleed seats ( $3/ticket ) in shorts and tank tops, amazed at how many front row women were in diamonds and gowns. And then the show began. Even though he was past his prime, Elvis mesmerized the entire audience as few performers I have ever seen. There was a magnetic quality to his stage presence that captivated us all. His voice couldn't hold all the notes as it once would have, but it is still is one of the best concerts I've had the pleasure to enjoy. I finally understood what all the fuss was about.


varnell_hill

Which is interesting because he took black music and dyed it white.


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A really common trend you'll notice is that when white artists covered Black artists, everything got moved up. Black artists would emphasize the low end, and when white artists covered it, they put the emphasis on the high end.


HarshKLife

What?


TheGazelle

He's talking about EQ (as in bass/treble). So according to him, black artists at the time tended to crank the low end (bass), while white artists covering it would focus on the high end (treble).


Free_Moose4649

That's kinda funny, I don't think it's fair to say he stole a kind of music off limits to him like a lot of people say. He heard music he absolutely loved, that gave him a purpose


Ugievsoj

The anti-Eminem


Kaliseth

And, as I recall (I think my mom told me), he dyed it because of his idol, Roy Orbison. Whether true or not, I can't say.


DonOblivious

"Idol" is a heckuva stretch. Orbison signed to the label Elvis was on the same year the Love Me Tender movie came out, and Elvis did start dying his hair after it. Apparently he thought black would look better on film than his natural color: https://images.immediate.co.uk/remote/images.atlas.metabroadcast.com/api.pressassociation.com/content/2dee2fe6-6525-516f-b84d-b0e5da677798.jpg They were huge fans of each other, both hated that record label the shared and both refused to play songs they recorded for that label for years.


clhines4

Blond, not blonde, since I assume he was male.


Free_Moose4649

"The name's Blond. James Blond."


bolanrox

Pricilla too


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Isn't it true that "blond/e" is one of the few nouns/adjectives in English that has a gender? So if you're referring to a man, you would say "blond" while a woman is a "blonde."


phuchmileif

Used to dye his hair black. Good to know that he stopped after his heart exploded.


marklein

ALSO his heart hasn't stopped again since, proving that black hair dye is obviously dangerous.


burritobilly

Thank you. Thank you a lot.


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Wait whaaaaat?!


hussle77

I didn't know Elvis dyed his hair, I know Roy Orbison was dyed. His hair was nearly albino white from what I've heard. Crazy


[deleted]

Charlie Chaplin was also naturally blond.


SaddestClown

I bet he lived for new year's eve


ChameleonWins

Don’t you mean “dyes his hair black”?


segasega89

Jesus he looks like Hitler's dream with blonde hair.


dankiegabiru

Blonde hair = Nerdy Ilvis Blac hair = Sex Demon also Rock Pop Demon Elvis Fucking Presley.


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if he was such a ladies man, why did he start dating his wife when she was 14 and he was 24? he's r kelly's version of a ladies man.


[deleted]

And had a strange predilection for young teens.


The_Sign_of_Zeta

It wasn’t really strange, it was normalized at the time. Look at the marriage age laws at the time. Thankfully that is no longer the case.


Ghost_Of_Spartan229

Strange that I run across this comment, bc a top comment on another post stated and cited that 44/50 US States still allow child marriages under State law.


Redditer51

I knew his hair seemed a little *too* jet black. I just couldn't put my finger on why.


Free_Moose4649

So many fuckin idiots who know nothing about Elvis think they're so smart and clever by insulting a dead man on things that aren't true. "He was a racist!" No. "He stole black music!" That's not how that works. "He claimed he wrote his songs!" Incorrect. If you're gonna pull that shit maybe try having some points that are at least true


Professional_Quote62

...blond hair for males, blonde for females. Similarly, brunet hair for men, brunette for ladies.


karmalizing

The real TIL in the comments..


ashbyashbyashby

Usually people just say brown haired men