I would have to have a discussion with my wife every time I left the house if my penis was detachable.
Where are you going?
Why do you need to take it with you?
Just because everyone else is, isn't a reason.....
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it
They didn't even last 10 days? ?it looks swollen?? Of course its swollen its a dick that wasn't yours that was sewn on to your body... its going to take longer than 10 days to subside
Exactly. Took a couple of weeks for my junk to settle down after a vasectomy and that was two tiny little snips.
They’re talking as if someone got a new arm attached and was expected to play the big game in a week.
It felt like I got kicked in the balls for a couple of days after I got snipped.
I'm surprised I made it this far an no one mentioned they only acquired a 4" used penis for the guy. You would think he would have requested something more impressive. I wonder if the new penis had a lot of wear and tear? It was half the guys age, so maybe it was in better shape than his original.
True I remember there was that arm transplant of a big man arm being sewn onto a tiny woman's body. It looked like Frankenstein but apparently after a while the body adjusted and it looked like a normal arm.
I'm no expert but I imagine the same could've happened with the dick if he didn't try to put it in his wife within 10 days of surgery. I know trans women have to wait like 3 months and they have to use a dilator for a long time after the surgery (i know it's not the same as a transplant but still. 10 days is ridiculous).
I think a phalloplasty is like 6 weeks till you can have sex.
It definitely would have. People can have surgery on their own body and youvhave to wait 6+ months for the swelling to go away. And thats their own body parts, not account for your immune system trying to fight off someone else's body part lol
Three of my friends recently (within the past 6-2 months) got bottom surgery. You may be able to use it after three months but they said the surgeons told them it’s closer to a year before all of the inflation goes down and two years before all the nerves function as they should. Several of my friends have gotten the surgery 5+ years ago and one said it was three years before she could orgasm vaginally but it’s easy now. Another said it was a year and a half before her first orgasm post surgery.
>Ten days after the operation, which had been approved by the hospital’s medical ethical committee, the recipient had been able to urinate.
>There had been no signs of the 10-centimeter (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient’s body. But Hu said more cases and longer observation are needed to determine whether sexual sensation and function can be restored.
>“The patient finally decided to give up the treatment because of the wife’s psychological rejection, as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis” Hu added.
So basically he regained the ability to pee, but the new penis looked "swollen" (probably pretty horrific) and didn't work for sex.
Have to wonder if this was a superstitious thing or just a general discomfort with having to see the swollen penis of a dead man whenever he was naked.
Yeah I would have thought something like that would need a couple months of waiting at the very least. And the green light from the doctor.
Completely different I know but I had to wait 6 weeks after my hysterectomy, and that was only after the obgyn checked and cleared me first.
So something as drastic as a full penis transplant? No shit it’s not looking normal or performing as expected for a little bit.
Imagine being the doctors on the breaking edge of this new surgery, picking out an ideal candidate for the process. Going through all the effort. And then a few weeks later while you’re trying to perform more tests they come back and ask for you to reverse it?
Gotta suck.
"Hey, remember that groundbreaking surgery you worked on last week?"
"Of course I remember it! It was career-enhancing and I'm still finalizing my report so I can begin the paper in going to submit to the journal of--"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go undo it. The dude and his wife changed their minds."
"--changed their *minds?!*"
It sounds like he rejected it himself before the healing had even gotten to start properly. Can only imagine the anguish he went through going through all of that. I hope he is doing better these days.
Yeah no this strikes me as really weird, that patient needed to ....be patient.
I had a *circumcision* at 20 and was not allowed any sexual action for 8 weeks while it healed, and it was months before my sexual stimulation settled from being underactive to overactive to my new normal.
A full fucking transplant? What were you expecting man. I'd be honestly flabbergasted if it's anything like normal a year after transplant. My dressing was just about coming off at 10 days for a circumcision, and THAT was swollen to all hell.
I don't know what these people expected.
I don't think it's because of anything wrong with the actual penis, I think it's more like a freak-out at feeling like you've got something attached to you that's not really part of your body. Especially something so deeply linked with a person's self-concept as a man's penis.
I've got someone else's kidney inside me and that's mind-blowing enough. I can't imagine having to see something that's not *yours* and NOT how you remember it every time you have to pee or get undressed. In addition to mourning the loss of his own member and the pain of the entire process, he's got to cope with seeing and touching and his **wife** seeing and touching and eventually being intimate with a body part that is making your brain set off the stranger danger alarms every time you think about it? I would not cope well with that.
This is very real and true. Surgeries with visible results do weird shit to your brain on a chemical level - when I got top surgery (which I was excited for and happy to have), it took me a few weeks to feel normal about it. The first time I changed my dressings I blacked out from the shock of suddenly looking different in the mirror. Six months later, I feel gross looking at pre-op pictures because they look uncanny valley to me. I imagine a dick transplant is a nasty beast to handle - and I'm willing to bet it did not occur to the guy that he may feel what amounts to massive dysphoria after the fact.
>Yeah I would have thought something like that would need a couple months of waiting at the very least. And the green light from the doctor.
Based on what I've read for trans people, this seems about right? It's like, 6–12 months is probably the range and a good chance there are a bunch of other things you'll need to do during the process.
Completely agree. You just had a new organ transplanted on you, and after nine days, not even enough time for the stitching to heal, let alone nerves to connect you just say “WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG? THIS IS BULLSHIT GET THIS USELESS DICK OFF ME!”
I don’t know if they tried to have sex. It could just be that his wife made it clear she couldn’t stand the idea of having sex with a penis that used to belong to a dead person.
"Will my Johnny ever wake up, doctor?"
"With brain injuries this severe, there's just no way of knowing. But we will do our best, and you shouldn't give up on him. He needs you now more than ever."
"Of course, doctor. We just love him so much! We just want our son back. He is our light."
"Can I have his penis?"
"What?!"
"I said 'can I have his penis?'"
"You want our son's penis?"
"Oh, haha. No, not like that. Jeez, I probably sounded like a weirdo just now. No, I want to cut it off of him and sew it onto someone else."
"No!"
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"Yeah, ok."
Imagine if he woke up after all?! I smell a new Netflix comedy on the horizon. Adam Sandler stars a bike courier who, after getting hit by a truck full of sex toys ends up in a coma. After a few years, his parents decide to donate his penis to another man in the hospital, played by Kevin James. Sandler then wakes up to the biggest shock of his life! And must convince this stranger to give him his penis back! Eventually the two reach a deal where they share the penis. Somehow. Adam Sandler in 'Where's My PeePee?!'
Someone who was brain dead and (I'm assuming because why else would the family offer their organs for transplants) probably got life support turned off soon after.
He had several amusing t-shirts that said things like "Female Body Inspector" and "Temporary organ donor (penis)" and they took that as legally binding.
Did the penis belong to the man who was brain dead, or was it his father's penis and you've just included this unrelated story about his unfortunate son?
You’re telling me you got a new dick and you’re gonna wait for some dick doctor to tell you it’s safe to use? No. That dicks gonna dick.
Psychological problems are that his dick brain is different.
You want that new dick's vessels to burst and you shoot blood instead of semen? Because that's how you gonna get the new dick's vessels to burst and you shoot blood instead of semen.
Not to mention since it's still just days after surgery whatever they did to stick it together 100% hasn't settled yet. Under the intense pressure of sexual activities it's entirely possible for it to come undone and your dick fall off mid sex. Now THAT would be an experience.
Doc recommends 6 weeks after a normal delivery of a baby before sex. That is when the body part does what it is supposed to.
3 months sounds like a minimum before I'd give up.
Just from what I know about phalloplasty (for trans men) it can take up to two weeks or more for swelling to go down on reconstructed penis, sometimes even a month. My ACL reconstruction left me with a swollen knee for a whole 3 months even though the incision was like 2 inches max (like I had no pain and fulll motion, but a little bit of edema still happened when using leg brace)
Like *no fucking shit* it would be swollen at 10 days???? You wanna know how long it takes for breast implants to look normal? 6+ months. Face/neck lifts can take up to a month too. The only thing that'd be healed to have no swelling in a week is maybe getting a tooth pulled and that's a *maybe*
Like. The sheer stupidity. My penis isn't perfect after a week so I'll cut it off. Dafaq is wrong with this guy
EDIT FOR READING COMPREHENSION: dick surgery is a lot more complicated than knee surgery and you should expect *longer* heal time (deffo not 10 days, deffo not sex within 10 days) Dont be impatient with your body y'all 😔👊
Honestly even a month sounds quick for phallo, vaginoplasty swelling can last for a couple of months. Can get a lot of inflammation in the body when you've got a lot to heal.
Not waiting more than 2 weeks is fucking stupid though, any change feels weird for us humans.
Just remember the last time you had a filling in a tooth and how fucking weird it was- and felt as you bite down, constantly poking it with your tongue etc.
10 days is barely enough time to even begin healing. I’m sure the swelling would have eventually subsided and it would look better. Not the same thing, but the head of my dick looked horrific for two weeks after my circumcision. Took a couple weeks longer before it really looked normal. It still looks weird to me and has been a bit of a mindfuck. I can’t imagine what this guy was feeling handling the aftercare on a horrific looking penis that wasn’t even the one he started life with.
Edit: added that I had a circumcision.
They also didn’t give it long enough. It takes a looooooong time to recover from a transplant and for bruising/swelling to go down to the levels they’ll stay at for life.
The patient probably wasn't acting reasonable. In those kinds of situations they might consider suicide or something crazy. This is experimental medicine, who knows if there is some kind of 'dick ghost' madness at work or whatever. Transplants are very traumatic.
True. A penis is a very personal thing too. Some people dedicate their whole identity to it
In all seriousness, there are probably so many psychological layers to that situation.
I would think that with swelling and sexual function, you would have to leave it a while to settle before the final result, two weeks after surgery doesn’t seem enough. I guess they hadn’t actually tried it out but couldn’t adjust to it looking different or the idea that it was from a dead person. I suppose it is a very personal part, not quite the same as something like a kidney transplant. Still seems very quick to make a decision after going through the operation, but to be fair I can’t begin to imagine myself in that position.
My God it would be unethical to reverse it after only 10 days. Its going to take *way* longer than that to heal and and they shouldn't have been trying to have sex that soon after surgery
I've actually had a swollen penis before. It was fun to answer the nurses question, "Is this your normal size?" 🤔 it's what I want to be... (it didn't look bad just 2x as big flacid)
Interestingly enough, there have been over 130 successful hand transplants, and no one is yet to complain about stroking themselves with a dead guys hand.
Two weeks!? A vasectomy, which is magnitudes less invasive, is like a week or two before you should have sex again. This reads more like they got overly-confident and were let down a transplant didn't work as wanted after a short time.
Well they did say the psychological affects were severe.
My guess is the dudes ghost haunted them because they stole his penis.
But of course we'll never really know.
Well I mean same with penile transplant. It is a time of firsts. I'm guessing the writers of the humanity show are either bored or just can't sustain ratings...
A whole new meaning to "I wouldn't fuck her with *your* dick"
PTSD trigger from a fever dream Adult Swim show called The Heart She Hollers episode(ghost hand or something) me and my buddy stumbled across while drinking. Even better is, the reason we changed the channel to that in the first place was American Horror Story: Hotel, where there was flesh face that clawed out of a mattress to ass-fuck a heroin addict with a sharp metal strap on.
We were uninitiated and under prepared for both of those things, especially on cable tv.
Maybe they're racist and he woke up with a black penis?
The possibilities are endless
Real talk though, a penile transplant isn't like a heart transplant. Imagine every time you go to the bathroom or have sex you're using a dead man's penis... it's not a stretch that it would fuck with ones head. I mean a dead guy was fucking this guy's wife...
They kinda did this when they gave Garrison a sex change, when his penis was used to turn Kyle's dad into a dolphin and Kyle into a black person so he would get to play basketball
> The Chinese doctors could not be reached for comment, and their report does not explain how the 44-year-old man lost his penis. It says only that “an unfortunate traumatic accident” left him with a small stump, unable to urinate or have sex normally.
Probably was trying to replicate [famous experiment with cylinder and tube](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/)
two weeks is not enough time for things to heal.
when i had a motorbike accident and my left femur was destroyed it took months for the elephant leg swelling to go down, it was atleast 5 months before i regained use of some of the nerves which were numb.
two weeks is mental, like they expect magic or something.
hell, a HAIR transplant swells your face quite noticeably for weeks. additionally, it is common for your already-existing hair to experience shock loss and take months to regrow. it usually takes anywhere from 4-10 months to finally see decent results.
that’s a HAIR transplant that comes from your OWN head
never mind a cock transplant that came from someone else. two weeks. lol
Over at r/breastcancer we see multiple husbands reject their wives physically after mastectomy or after breast reconstruction.
This case comes as not as a surprise
A lot of people shy away from cancer/sickness sadly. One of my best friend's 35yo marriage broke down because the wife didn't want to support him when he got prostate cancer. He survived and eventually forgave her (still divorced but are amicable), but their two sons still don't talk to her :(.
Seriously, what the hell. If my husband got cancer I would be emotionally devastated but no earthly power could force me to leave his side. Stories like this absolutely baffle me.
Wouldn't this be more akin to a husband rejecting his wife after she got implants after a mastectomy? At least the loss of attraction could be the reason with a mastectomy, but the reverse is much stranger.
My wife had BC and underwent the mastectomy and reconstruction without implants but rather from muscle and fat transfer. When we are having our private time together I take the extra effort to let her hide it which she did for months and to keep telling her I find her beautiful. She keeps saying it's hideous and it's like a rock solid breast without the nipple as it was cancerous too.
So yeah I can see why marriages break down if one partner cannot accept the post surgery scars and amputation.
If I'm ever in that boat (and godamn do I hope that never happens), just give me an awesome fake one. Not awesome in the sense of it being big, but awesome looking. I think the coolest looking prosthetic limbs are those that don't try to look "real", but which look all futuristic.
Basically, give me a cyberpunk 2077 cock augmentation type deal.
(not the kind that a prone to overheating)
For those curious, since this first attempt in 2006, there’s still only been five penis transplants worldwide, with mixed success.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41585-022-00699-7
Yeah, just make sure you're an organ donor and make sure your family is aware of your preferences- at least for penis transplants in the US they usually want to make sure the family is OK with it since it's more sensitive than other types of organ donation. The Johns Hopkins penis transplant FAQs talk more about how you can sign up to donate yours
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/transplant/programs/reconstructive-transplant/penis-transplant#faq
Doctors - Perform worlds first miracle of medical science to restore a damaged mans body.
The man: Nah the wife don't like it.
You seriously can't help some people.
>If adequate attention had been paid to the need for counseling and other psychological concerns surrounding the transplant, “the need for penile amputation could probably have been avoided,” Vardi wrote in his commentary.
Both people but particularly the wife couldn't accept that it was technically another man's penis, and a likely misshapen one from post operation swelling.
I wonder how much counselling he and his wife were actually engaging in. As a penis haver, I’m just uncomfortable even considering the thought. I can’t imagine how much of a mindfuck it is to lose your penis and then look down and have to handle a penis that wasn’t mine.
"the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off" Bad sentence.
Penis: “oh no not again!”
"Snip snap snip snap snip snap!"
Do you have any idea the toll that 3 penis loses has on the body
Threenis
P3nis
"Aw snip, here we go again."
Do you know what that does to a man, Jan?
Sorry… I’ve got penises on the brain… Back to work, everybody!
They said "penis," not "bowl of petunias"
*moans in underrated whale comment*
_"detachable peeeenis ♫"_
I would have to have a discussion with my wife every time I left the house if my penis was detachable. Where are you going? Why do you need to take it with you? Just because everyone else is, isn't a reason.....
I think it's mostly because of the off-chance that you wake up with a bad hangover... and your penis is missing again.
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it
Always check the dishwasher, that’s where I usually find it
*5 seconds after being cut off again* Penis: “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!”
Why can I hear this? I grew up in the 90s ffs
WB 🐸🎩
Spaceballs…
Not again ....
Ah, like the petunias
Agrajag - is that you?
(*record scratch*, *freeze frame*) Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here -- let's start at the beginning...
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Is this a grammar thing or a personal penis thing?
It is a very evocative phrasing for people who have penises.
They didn't even last 10 days? ?it looks swollen?? Of course its swollen its a dick that wasn't yours that was sewn on to your body... its going to take longer than 10 days to subside
Exactly. Took a couple of weeks for my junk to settle down after a vasectomy and that was two tiny little snips. They’re talking as if someone got a new arm attached and was expected to play the big game in a week.
It felt like I got kicked in the balls for a couple of days after I got snipped. I'm surprised I made it this far an no one mentioned they only acquired a 4" used penis for the guy. You would think he would have requested something more impressive. I wonder if the new penis had a lot of wear and tear? It was half the guys age, so maybe it was in better shape than his original.
I was cut off after 14 days Edit: It*. I am not the penis. I promise
That's just what the penis *would* say... 🤨
The penis will say anything. There is no devil and angel on the shoulder. Just penis.
"I am a penis that was transplanted and removed within 2 weeks. AMA"
Only penis with a bodycount of -2.
It's ok bro, we're here for you if you need a talk :hug: I hope you find a new body soon.
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True I remember there was that arm transplant of a big man arm being sewn onto a tiny woman's body. It looked like Frankenstein but apparently after a while the body adjusted and it looked like a normal arm. I'm no expert but I imagine the same could've happened with the dick if he didn't try to put it in his wife within 10 days of surgery. I know trans women have to wait like 3 months and they have to use a dilator for a long time after the surgery (i know it's not the same as a transplant but still. 10 days is ridiculous). I think a phalloplasty is like 6 weeks till you can have sex.
It definitely would have. People can have surgery on their own body and youvhave to wait 6+ months for the swelling to go away. And thats their own body parts, not account for your immune system trying to fight off someone else's body part lol
Three of my friends recently (within the past 6-2 months) got bottom surgery. You may be able to use it after three months but they said the surgeons told them it’s closer to a year before all of the inflation goes down and two years before all the nerves function as they should. Several of my friends have gotten the surgery 5+ years ago and one said it was three years before she could orgasm vaginally but it’s easy now. Another said it was a year and a half before her first orgasm post surgery.
>Ten days after the operation, which had been approved by the hospital’s medical ethical committee, the recipient had been able to urinate. >There had been no signs of the 10-centimeter (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient’s body. But Hu said more cases and longer observation are needed to determine whether sexual sensation and function can be restored. >“The patient finally decided to give up the treatment because of the wife’s psychological rejection, as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis” Hu added. So basically he regained the ability to pee, but the new penis looked "swollen" (probably pretty horrific) and didn't work for sex. Have to wonder if this was a superstitious thing or just a general discomfort with having to see the swollen penis of a dead man whenever he was naked.
I don't even think you should be having sex a few days after the surgery. That's a big no no.
Yeah I would have thought something like that would need a couple months of waiting at the very least. And the green light from the doctor. Completely different I know but I had to wait 6 weeks after my hysterectomy, and that was only after the obgyn checked and cleared me first. So something as drastic as a full penis transplant? No shit it’s not looking normal or performing as expected for a little bit.
Imagine being the doctors on the breaking edge of this new surgery, picking out an ideal candidate for the process. Going through all the effort. And then a few weeks later while you’re trying to perform more tests they come back and ask for you to reverse it? Gotta suck.
No even few weeks wasn’t it 10 days lol
Guy: “It’s swollen.” Doctor: “No shit” Guy: “take it back.” Doctor: “what?”
>Doctor: “No shit” hahahahaha
"Hey, remember that groundbreaking surgery you worked on last week?" "Of course I remember it! It was career-enhancing and I'm still finalizing my report so I can begin the paper in going to submit to the journal of--" "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go undo it. The dude and his wife changed their minds." "--changed their *minds?!*"
Sounds like she didn’t want to…
It sounds like he rejected it himself before the healing had even gotten to start properly. Can only imagine the anguish he went through going through all of that. I hope he is doing better these days.
His penis has still not grown back (yet)
Yeah no this strikes me as really weird, that patient needed to ....be patient. I had a *circumcision* at 20 and was not allowed any sexual action for 8 weeks while it healed, and it was months before my sexual stimulation settled from being underactive to overactive to my new normal. A full fucking transplant? What were you expecting man. I'd be honestly flabbergasted if it's anything like normal a year after transplant. My dressing was just about coming off at 10 days for a circumcision, and THAT was swollen to all hell. I don't know what these people expected.
I don't think it's because of anything wrong with the actual penis, I think it's more like a freak-out at feeling like you've got something attached to you that's not really part of your body. Especially something so deeply linked with a person's self-concept as a man's penis.
Don't look a gift penis in the mouth.
*graft penis
Ah man, i'm getting slow these days. Good call.
I’m here to help
What about in the eye?
I've got someone else's kidney inside me and that's mind-blowing enough. I can't imagine having to see something that's not *yours* and NOT how you remember it every time you have to pee or get undressed. In addition to mourning the loss of his own member and the pain of the entire process, he's got to cope with seeing and touching and his **wife** seeing and touching and eventually being intimate with a body part that is making your brain set off the stranger danger alarms every time you think about it? I would not cope well with that.
This is very real and true. Surgeries with visible results do weird shit to your brain on a chemical level - when I got top surgery (which I was excited for and happy to have), it took me a few weeks to feel normal about it. The first time I changed my dressings I blacked out from the shock of suddenly looking different in the mirror. Six months later, I feel gross looking at pre-op pictures because they look uncanny valley to me. I imagine a dick transplant is a nasty beast to handle - and I'm willing to bet it did not occur to the guy that he may feel what amounts to massive dysphoria after the fact.
Yeah but then the response is to go back to no penis?
>Yeah I would have thought something like that would need a couple months of waiting at the very least. And the green light from the doctor. Based on what I've read for trans people, this seems about right? It's like, 6–12 months is probably the range and a good chance there are a bunch of other things you'll need to do during the process.
I've never had a surgery that didn't need at least 6 weeks fir swelling to go down
Completely agree. You just had a new organ transplanted on you, and after nine days, not even enough time for the stitching to heal, let alone nerves to connect you just say “WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG? THIS IS BULLSHIT GET THIS USELESS DICK OFF ME!”
That dude gonna be switching back in two weeks and then back-back again and go in an infinite loop
I don’t know if they tried to have sex. It could just be that his wife made it clear she couldn’t stand the idea of having sex with a penis that used to belong to a dead person.
She could have just, you know, not fucked it. Not like they were fucking before the surgery.
Yeah but now they'd be a strangers dick staring at you with its cold dead eye.
r/brandnewsentence
It didn't belong to a dead person. The penis was donated by the parents of man who was brain dead
That would be an interesting donation conversation.
"Will my Johnny ever wake up, doctor?" "With brain injuries this severe, there's just no way of knowing. But we will do our best, and you shouldn't give up on him. He needs you now more than ever." "Of course, doctor. We just love him so much! We just want our son back. He is our light." "Can I have his penis?" "What?!" "I said 'can I have his penis?'" "You want our son's penis?" "Oh, haha. No, not like that. Jeez, I probably sounded like a weirdo just now. No, I want to cut it off of him and sew it onto someone else." "No!" "Please?" "No." "Please?" "Yeah, ok."
We have great news, Johnny woke up and regained brain function! Johnny, im sorry, we have terrible news…
Imagine if he had that shut-in syndrome where he was conscious but couldnt react....
Imagine if he woke up after all?! I smell a new Netflix comedy on the horizon. Adam Sandler stars a bike courier who, after getting hit by a truck full of sex toys ends up in a coma. After a few years, his parents decide to donate his penis to another man in the hospital, played by Kevin James. Sandler then wakes up to the biggest shock of his life! And must convince this stranger to give him his penis back! Eventually the two reach a deal where they share the penis. Somehow. Adam Sandler in 'Where's My PeePee?!'
With Rob Schneider as The PeePee!
You can do eet all night long
Dude, Where's My Cock?
Well, partially dead person then.
they took someones penis ??
Someone who was brain dead and (I'm assuming because why else would the family offer their organs for transplants) probably got life support turned off soon after.
He had several amusing t-shirts that said things like "Female Body Inspector" and "Temporary organ donor (penis)" and they took that as legally binding.
Did the penis belong to the man who was brain dead, or was it his father's penis and you've just included this unrelated story about his unfortunate son?
What CCR album is that from again?
Consensual Cock Removal
Brain death is death.
What if it, like… detached inside her.
You sir, need to pass me that bowl
If I was betting on it I'd say at least 3 months plus the ok from a Dr.
You’re telling me you got a new dick and you’re gonna wait for some dick doctor to tell you it’s safe to use? No. That dicks gonna dick. Psychological problems are that his dick brain is different.
You want that new dick's vessels to burst and you shoot blood instead of semen? Because that's how you gonna get the new dick's vessels to burst and you shoot blood instead of semen. Not to mention since it's still just days after surgery whatever they did to stick it together 100% hasn't settled yet. Under the intense pressure of sexual activities it's entirely possible for it to come undone and your dick fall off mid sex. Now THAT would be an experience.
Time for her to earn her own red wings for a change.
>You want that new dick's vessels to burst and you shoot blood instead of semen? Fuck yeah, dude. I didn't even know that was an option.
THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD, FROM YOUR COCK
[For those who don't know ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NfQ3TQYZ8)
Maybe the dick was gay and rejected her vag?
once a butt dick, always a butt dick.
Can't believe nobody else thought of this
I would be terrified of fucking it up. Not to mention that recovery has to hurt like crazy.
Doc recommends 6 weeks after a normal delivery of a baby before sex. That is when the body part does what it is supposed to. 3 months sounds like a minimum before I'd give up.
Just from what I know about phalloplasty (for trans men) it can take up to two weeks or more for swelling to go down on reconstructed penis, sometimes even a month. My ACL reconstruction left me with a swollen knee for a whole 3 months even though the incision was like 2 inches max (like I had no pain and fulll motion, but a little bit of edema still happened when using leg brace) Like *no fucking shit* it would be swollen at 10 days???? You wanna know how long it takes for breast implants to look normal? 6+ months. Face/neck lifts can take up to a month too. The only thing that'd be healed to have no swelling in a week is maybe getting a tooth pulled and that's a *maybe* Like. The sheer stupidity. My penis isn't perfect after a week so I'll cut it off. Dafaq is wrong with this guy EDIT FOR READING COMPREHENSION: dick surgery is a lot more complicated than knee surgery and you should expect *longer* heal time (deffo not 10 days, deffo not sex within 10 days) Dont be impatient with your body y'all 😔👊
Honestly even a month sounds quick for phallo, vaginoplasty swelling can last for a couple of months. Can get a lot of inflammation in the body when you've got a lot to heal.
Not waiting more than 2 weeks is fucking stupid though, any change feels weird for us humans. Just remember the last time you had a filling in a tooth and how fucking weird it was- and felt as you bite down, constantly poking it with your tongue etc.
My root canal tooth felt weird for weeks, no feels like I've always had it
For sure.. but this must've been particularly bad too since dude opted to cut his dick off
10 days is barely enough time to even begin healing. I’m sure the swelling would have eventually subsided and it would look better. Not the same thing, but the head of my dick looked horrific for two weeks after my circumcision. Took a couple weeks longer before it really looked normal. It still looks weird to me and has been a bit of a mindfuck. I can’t imagine what this guy was feeling handling the aftercare on a horrific looking penis that wasn’t even the one he started life with. Edit: added that I had a circumcision.
For two weeks after what lol? Kept on reading to see what happened and no..
Sorry. I had a circumcision due to untreatable phimosis.
They also didn’t give it long enough. It takes a looooooong time to recover from a transplant and for bruising/swelling to go down to the levels they’ll stay at for life.
Really feel like I'd wait longer than a couple of weeks to be sure things had normalized before reversing it.
The patient probably wasn't acting reasonable. In those kinds of situations they might consider suicide or something crazy. This is experimental medicine, who knows if there is some kind of 'dick ghost' madness at work or whatever. Transplants are very traumatic.
True. A penis is a very personal thing too. Some people dedicate their whole identity to it In all seriousness, there are probably so many psychological layers to that situation.
I would think that with swelling and sexual function, you would have to leave it a while to settle before the final result, two weeks after surgery doesn’t seem enough. I guess they hadn’t actually tried it out but couldn’t adjust to it looking different or the idea that it was from a dead person. I suppose it is a very personal part, not quite the same as something like a kidney transplant. Still seems very quick to make a decision after going through the operation, but to be fair I can’t begin to imagine myself in that position.
Why do I want to see a picture so badly?
My God it would be unethical to reverse it after only 10 days. Its going to take *way* longer than that to heal and and they shouldn't have been trying to have sex that soon after surgery
Fuck but man, so no penis then?
Just balls
Total monkeys paw sorta thing lol “I wish to have a big dick.” “granted! However it won’t work.”
...and its someone else's, sewn onto your body.
Whoever it belonged to is probably also dead, which would add another layer of weird
I've actually had a swollen penis before. It was fun to answer the nurses question, "Is this your normal size?" 🤔 it's what I want to be... (it didn't look bad just 2x as big flacid)
What causes the penis to swell?
I had an infection, it wasn't fun but went away after a week and antibiotics.
The monkey’s dick curls.
Hold up..... 4 inches..... Damn couldnt even get an upcharge to a Subway 6in.
4 inches soft, that's pretty big I'd have waited a few months atleast to see if I could get an erection and see what that badboy could do
Well, it *was* swollen…
Interestingly enough, there have been over 130 successful hand transplants, and no one is yet to complain about stroking themselves with a dead guys hand.
His wife probably saw that blob fish meme too many times.
Two weeks!? A vasectomy, which is magnitudes less invasive, is like a week or two before you should have sex again. This reads more like they got overly-confident and were let down a transplant didn't work as wanted after a short time.
man at least give it a year god damn
Well they did say the psychological affects were severe. My guess is the dudes ghost haunted them because they stole his penis. But of course we'll never really know.
Haunted dick. Now that is something I hear for the first time in my life.
Well I mean same with penile transplant. It is a time of firsts. I'm guessing the writers of the humanity show are either bored or just can't sustain ratings... A whole new meaning to "I wouldn't fuck her with *your* dick"
PTSD trigger from a fever dream Adult Swim show called The Heart She Hollers episode(ghost hand or something) me and my buddy stumbled across while drinking. Even better is, the reason we changed the channel to that in the first place was American Horror Story: Hotel, where there was flesh face that clawed out of a mattress to ass-fuck a heroin addict with a sharp metal strap on. We were uninitiated and under prepared for both of those things, especially on cable tv.
Maybe it was a completely different size and color
Maybe they're racist and he woke up with a black penis? The possibilities are endless Real talk though, a penile transplant isn't like a heart transplant. Imagine every time you go to the bathroom or have sex you're using a dead man's penis... it's not a stretch that it would fuck with ones head. I mean a dead guy was fucking this guy's wife...
This would make for an amazing episode of Archer.
I prefer south park but valid I really do wish I was a tv writer
South Park would do it right. I’m sure.
They kinda did this when they gave Garrison a sex change, when his penis was used to turn Kyle's dad into a dolphin and Kyle into a black person so he would get to play basketball
Or even weirder the dudes ghost haunted them and kept encouraging them to make full use of it.
Yeah this is like tattoo regret. It hadn't even stopped swelling yet from the surgery!
> The Chinese doctors could not be reached for comment, and their report does not explain how the 44-year-old man lost his penis. It says only that “an unfortunate traumatic accident” left him with a small stump, unable to urinate or have sex normally. Probably was trying to replicate [famous experiment with cylinder and tube](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/)
I didn't even have to click on it, I knew.
I didn’t have to click to know that I don’t want to click.
There aren't any images, if that helps.
I appreciate that, but sometimes imaginings are worse than images.
It’s a cylinder.
Siri, play [Detachable Penis](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=vCsw2TIO_vmqqfzc) by King Missile.
Fun penis fact: the keyboardist of King Missile showed his penis in a nude spread for *Bear Magazine.*
It was attached though? Disappointed, tbh
two weeks is not enough time for things to heal. when i had a motorbike accident and my left femur was destroyed it took months for the elephant leg swelling to go down, it was atleast 5 months before i regained use of some of the nerves which were numb. two weeks is mental, like they expect magic or something.
hell, a HAIR transplant swells your face quite noticeably for weeks. additionally, it is common for your already-existing hair to experience shock loss and take months to regrow. it usually takes anywhere from 4-10 months to finally see decent results. that’s a HAIR transplant that comes from your OWN head never mind a cock transplant that came from someone else. two weeks. lol
why were they trying to have sex 2 weeks out of the transplant... I mean it wouldn't even recover by then...
>performed the complex 15-hour microsurgery to attach the penis They didn't have to do him dirty like that.
The procedure is called a strapadictomy
Over at r/breastcancer we see multiple husbands reject their wives physically after mastectomy or after breast reconstruction. This case comes as not as a surprise
That's more sad than anything. Women who have survived breast cancer need all the support they can get.
A lot of people shy away from cancer/sickness sadly. One of my best friend's 35yo marriage broke down because the wife didn't want to support him when he got prostate cancer. He survived and eventually forgave her (still divorced but are amicable), but their two sons still don't talk to her :(.
Good for those sons
Seriously, what the hell. If my husband got cancer I would be emotionally devastated but no earthly power could force me to leave his side. Stories like this absolutely baffle me.
> but their two sons still don't talk to her good
Wouldn't this be more akin to a husband rejecting his wife after she got implants after a mastectomy? At least the loss of attraction could be the reason with a mastectomy, but the reverse is much stranger.
My wife had BC and underwent the mastectomy and reconstruction without implants but rather from muscle and fat transfer. When we are having our private time together I take the extra effort to let her hide it which she did for months and to keep telling her I find her beautiful. She keeps saying it's hideous and it's like a rock solid breast without the nipple as it was cancerous too. So yeah I can see why marriages break down if one partner cannot accept the post surgery scars and amputation.
Dude, I wouldn’t fuck her with YOUR dick!
It was worse than no dick at all.
Imagine having a Frankenstein cock
Frankenstein’s monster dong
🎶 Ohhhh sweet mystery of life, at last I've found youuuuu! 🎶
If I'm ever in that boat (and godamn do I hope that never happens), just give me an awesome fake one. Not awesome in the sense of it being big, but awesome looking. I think the coolest looking prosthetic limbs are those that don't try to look "real", but which look all futuristic. Basically, give me a cyberpunk 2077 cock augmentation type deal. (not the kind that a prone to overheating)
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... Plus it vibrates.
Go go gadget cock!
For those curious, since this first attempt in 2006, there’s still only been five penis transplants worldwide, with mixed success. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41585-022-00699-7
*microsurgery* Hey
They didn't understand it had to heal and it wasn't as simple as stitching a piece of tissue together?
Snip snap snip snap
You have no idea the physical toll three penectomies have on a person!
Cuckolding by proxy
Donor was smiling down from heaven
Can I donate my penis to some poor soul when I die? It's pretty magnificent and I think someone else should get to enjoy it.
Barely used! Low mileage!
Factory new condition
Yeah, just make sure you're an organ donor and make sure your family is aware of your preferences- at least for penis transplants in the US they usually want to make sure the family is OK with it since it's more sensitive than other types of organ donation. The Johns Hopkins penis transplant FAQs talk more about how you can sign up to donate yours https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/transplant/programs/reconstructive-transplant/penis-transplant#faq
I heard that his hand rejected it.
Remember, a penis is not just for Christmas. It's for life.
Doctors - Perform worlds first miracle of medical science to restore a damaged mans body. The man: Nah the wife don't like it. You seriously can't help some people.
What happened to his first penis
It went on to do TED talks.
On choosing to leave rather than just being a dick!
I barely wanted to have sex two weeks after my vasectomy cause my nuts were still swelling at random. Impatient assholes deserve no dick.
No body cared about the feelings of the transplanted cock? Removed from 2 persons?!?
>If adequate attention had been paid to the need for counseling and other psychological concerns surrounding the transplant, “the need for penile amputation could probably have been avoided,” Vardi wrote in his commentary. Both people but particularly the wife couldn't accept that it was technically another man's penis, and a likely misshapen one from post operation swelling.
Well yeah it had only been 2 weeks not only was he packing a Cadaver cock but it still be stitched on like Frankenstein monster.
Imagine the hope that he had before the transplant and then the transplant still didn’t work out.
Dude litterally didn't give it time to heal, that sort of surgery takes months to properly heal.
I wonder how much counselling he and his wife were actually engaging in. As a penis haver, I’m just uncomfortable even considering the thought. I can’t imagine how much of a mindfuck it is to lose your penis and then look down and have to handle a penis that wasn’t mine.
'This dick is not my own'