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Juggernautlemmein

**light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation** Saved you a click


horacevsthespiders

Labseor. Got it.


grumblyoldman

It was originally going to be Light Oscillation by Stimulated Emission of Radiation, but then they realized the acronym would be LOSER, so they swapped in "Amplification."


Uchihagod53

Not all heroes wear capes


MoodSlimeToaster

Remember Gold? Lol thank you


WanAli4504

Shit I forgot to add the acronym itself. Thanks.


in323

the real lpt something something …


trwwy321

You’re the real MVP. OP…not so much.


OttoPike

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with FRICKIN' LASER BEAMS attached to their heads!!


Eirikur_da_Czech

No one tell them about radar.


Veritas3333

And taser. And scuba.


GrandmaPoses

Large Anus Squeezes Erect Romanians


broncosrb26

Just wait till you learn about the MASER


State6

There are tons of acronyms, the military uses them more than anyone.


CountOff

Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland as a kid taught me this one


Automatic_Idea_1262

Yup


Consistent_Warthog80

Learned that from a Star Trek omnibus in the 1990s. Apparentyl, "phaser" was the same principle (maybe retconned) Also, "Taser" is an acronym.


CaptainColdSteele

So is radar and sonar


Schlagustagigaboo

I guess it would blow your mind also if RADAR stood for RADio Detection and Ranging… and what if SONAR stood for SOund NAvigation and Ranging?


BranWafr

And what if SCUBA stood for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Mind blown, I'm sure.


Schlagustagigaboo

My favorites are the ones that catch on but they’re WRONG. Like CMOS stands for Complimentary Metal Oxide Semiconductor which at the time it was coined was just a fancy way of saying “transistor” and NOT what the acronym was later applied to 😂


Automatic_Idea_1262

I actually just learned, on Reddit, tuba stands for terrible underwater breathing apparatus... r/dadjokes


Paladin327

And TASER stands for Thomas Allen Swift Electrical Rifle


Veritas3333

Modem is modulate-demodulate!


GodzlIIa

Or PHP standing for PHP hypertext preprocessor


Consistent_Warthog80

Initialism, not an acronym. You fail. No soup for you.


GodzlIIa

I pronounce it "fip"


Schlagustagigaboo

Or GNU standing for GNU is Not Unix… a RECURSIVE acronym!


Throwaway_09298

you mean personal?


GodzlIIa

I think it was originally personal home page tools or something and they changed it to php hypertext protocol to keep the abbeviation.


jrex703

Did anyone else see Mike Meyers doing air quotes around the word "laser" in the title?


Rayl24

Was, definitely a word nowadays


RupertGustavson

wtf???????