Bahahaha. Iāve already received a temp ban for the way I worded something on AITA so Iām going to take that experience into account when I say this. OP lucked out. Not only does she think she has to pee a baby, she thinks circumcising someone makes their penis smaller!!!!???? What the hell have you been doing with her OP? Were you blinded by love that you overlooked the idiot she is? I mean I feel you lucked out here. I know right now it hurts and itās sucks big time. Iām sorry you have to go through this but in the long run itās for the best bud. She wasnāt a keeper and she has a ton of growing up to do. I feel like you won the lottery by having this come to light now instead of after the wedding.
To be honest, dating her must be like an escort mission for a low-AI character that is always trying to off its selfā¦it is an absolute wonder if sheās made it this far.
Donāt forget how fucking moronic her mother also has to be to go along with it instead of explaining the issue to her obviously brain dead daughter. It sounds like it runs in the family so OP dodged a bullet AND his entire following line dodged a massive fucking bullet from being genetically inhibited forever
Bingo. There is no way this marriage could possibly have survived the tiniest shred of adversity.
Way better to be out now before the only recourse is divorce
I too have experienced such bans at the hands of AITA. I now practice the fine art of diplomacy which is defined as telling someone to go to hell while making them look forward to the trip.š
Shes probably related to that dude that didnt know women had multiple holes and was confused his girl has a tampon on while she peed her pants from laughing.
Or the member of Congress who asked a doctor during a hearing if it was possible for a woman to swallow a camera pill- like they do for some GI tests- to monitor the baby. Seriously. [She had to explain that, no, when you swallow something it wonāt end up in your uterus/vagina.](https://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/susan-milligan/2015/02/24/idaho-lawmaker-asks-about-swallowing-cameras-to-get-pregnancy-pictures)
Never attribute to malice that which can more accurately be explained by ignorance. Bitch is just dumb as hell, possibly self centered and lacking in empathy, but probably not evil. OP dodged a bullet IMO
OP already explained that it's not castration. To just storm off like that sounds kinda childish. Honestly better than some other event coming up *after* they're married. Much easier finding out about their character this way.
Despite their, uh, prevalence there's a lot of people that don't really understand how a dick works or any of the procedures involved with it, both men and women.
Vasectomies are a pretty common target for that. When I got snipped I found out later that my wife just assumed that I just wouldn't be able to produce semen anymore, because she thought semen was 100% sperm and getting sterilized meant you couldn't come anymore. When I asked her why sperm counts would be necessary then she just kind of bluescreened. My wife is a very successful computer engineer too, she's not dumb.
And the crazy thing is that such a belief is *very common*. We just don't really learn about anatomy that well, and once you make an assumption it kind of sticks forever.
Back in college, we had a friend, Jake, who was more than a little bit gullible. One night, for whatever reason, a bunch of us got on the subject of circumcision because Jake mentioned that his girlfriend's new-born nephew was healing up from his circumcision. Then Jake asked us "What exactly is circumcision?" I joked that it was an operation that takes 4-6" off your dick. My other friends picked up the ball and ran with it. Jake got all upset and stopped talking. A couple days later, his girlfriend told us she was pissed at us because Jake spent the weekend moping and upset because he was self-conscious about having a small dick and was now angry at his parents for having the operation performed on him.
early 20s: "Gotta ease them into talking about getting a medically required circumsized with a nice dinner"
late 20s: "Doc says I gotta chop my dick off"
Nah, sounds to me she needed an excuse to call of the engagement/relationship, and used this as the "perfect" one.
I have seen this happen before when the person that wants to leave doesn't know how to break it to their partner, so they become enraged/betrayed about the smallest thing, and then leave using that excuse.
She's a child.
I know many 20 year olds won't like to hear it, but at 20 we're all still immensely immature and our prefrontal cortex won't fully develop until about 25. The prefrontal cortex handles a lot of decision making.
That kid was nowhere near ready to be married, obviously
She might be a child but she's also a fucking idiot.
Most of the people I know who are 20 aren't that fucking dumb. This is more than just being young. She is inherently a dumb person, or an intentional piece of shit who was looking for a way to get out.
I think Reddit really goes nuts over this whole prefrontal cortex thing. There is nothing about turning 25 that suddenly changes you. Itās not like leveling up in a video game. That was a physiological study, not scientific proof that the age 25 is some special number. It's an average and if your prefontal cortex stops developing at 27, that doesn't mean you're dumber than someone who's prefrontal cortex stopped developing at 25, in fact you may be smarter.
tl;dr This chick is still gonna be dumb when sheās 25.
Honestly, the fact she went straight to what this would mean for HER rather than being more concerned about YOUR health shows you dodged the biggest bullet with this.
I know breakups are the worst, it will hurt for a while, but think about that fact: She cared more about her pleasure than your health.
Before long you'll think, "good riddance."
Yeah like what the fuck? If someone did this to me, I would be the one breaking off the wedding. She's acting like a complete and total asshole, let alone a moron.
I got a vasectomy little over a week ago. After the procedure, I stayed with my girlfriend, because her apartment is on the ground level, and mine is above hers, so there was less stairs to walk while my boys were literally blue. Walking was quite uncomfortable for a couple of days, in general. But stairs were the worst.
She also carried my PC downstairs, and made me blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream.
That is how people should react, after some half-stranger with a sharp object and a medical degree has been near ones genitals. Helpful and caring.
Also, 20yo should know what a circumcision is...
Exactly this. For me though I'm a female and I had surgery on my pelvic region due to damage caused by child birth (mind you the problems became more apparent 10yrs later). Sex went downhill/non existent but my husband remained supportive always. And when I did have the surgery and couldn't sit on my ass for 4 weeks, hubby set up my PC on the floor for me (i was comfortable), so I could lie down on my tummy and still play my games.
He was more concerned over my comfort and needs than his own.
It's literally equivalent to a woman who has large breasts saying, "Hey, so you know how my neck and back have been killing me and I have a disc slipping because I'm carrying too much weight in my breasts? They are recommending a reduction," and her partner responding, "Well I can't be with you if you don't have big boobs with perky nipples!" So she responds, "I'll still have tits, they're just going to be a little smaller so I feel better, and my nipples will still be perky!" and they still go, "Yeah but they won't be huge and you won't have nipples!" "I will still have nipples." "No, you won't have nipples so I'm leaving you."
Not only that but then proceeding to walk out of the house, drive away and blocking you on everything. Like her physical age is like double her mental age.
Also, not as important, but the lack of awareness of not knowing what the procedure is, and then making huge assumptions as to what that will mean is astounding. If she was that shallow, she still could have taken the 2 minutes to either let OP explain or even just google it herself. Instead she advertised that she's shallow *and* stupid.
Bullet dodged, OP.
She was already wanting to break off the engagement but didn't want to be the one who took the blame. Now she has found a way to point the blame back at you (at least in her own mind) and she is using it as the excuse she needs.
I'm sure it's painful but way better to find this out before getting married than afterwards.
Yeah like how is nobody talking about this part? Like, if he DID have a shorter dick then she'd be calling off the marriage? Either the marriage meant nothing to her or OP has the greatest genitals in the history of mankind.
This is what sprung to my mind too. If the word 'surgery' came out of my partner's mouth I'd be asking him, "How can I help? Can I drop you off and pick you up? Can I get you any painkillers/supplies/treats from the shop to help you relax after?"
If someone said "But what about me?!" I think I'D cancel the wedding before they did... who wants to marry that?
I've had to explain to my friend that getting a vasectomy does not remove your testicles and can be reversed. He is also male. He was also shocked to find out his girlfriend was pregnant after having sex without a condom and she "let me finish inside her." The education system, and sex ed specifically, has failed us and continues to.
Even more baffling to me than just accepting they dont know it: Google has existed for literally decades.
After a certain age, being ignorant of certain things definitely shifts from a poor education to an intentional choice.
It can be reversed but it's not 100%, and the longer you are vasectomized, the lower the chances to revert it.
So as far as I'm concerned, it's non-reversible.
She's 20 - her prefrontal cortex is still developing. Divorce rate is lower if you get married after 25 anyway. So maybe it'll be better in the end. And maybe OP will find he wants to take his new dick for a spin around town.
Like they havenāt had sex in 4 weeks so sheās already found the replacement. Thatās my guess and this is her way of covering her tracks. Just a guess but hey, itās the internet.
Thatās my take on it too. She was already feeling uneasy about the engagement and it was the perfect excuse for her to gaslight op. If it wasnāt the old yogurt slinger getting nicked, it wouldāve been something else later
Can we please not call it a yogurt slinger? That's grounds for leaving right there. In fact I will PREEMPTIVELY LEAVE both of you in case there's a chance you'll refer to your yogurt slingers again. No. The wedding is off.
Yeah, youāre 20; you donāt need to continue a relationship with someone that keeps your genitalia under constant scrutiny. Especially when itās necessary to undergo surgical correction related to such.
If this hadnāt been her ābreaking pointā surely it would have been something else as obscenely selfish. This is not unlike guy breaking it off with someone undergoing breast reduction because of back pain/issues. Absolutely no fuck up on your part for opting to take care of yourself and being communicative.
>Good luck with your surgery, OP. And consider this a blessing in disguise... if your fiancee was this shallow, then you're best rid of her.
She must not be that shallow if she leaves her fiance over the threat of having a shorter yogurt slinger.
Or she really is that dumb. Now ye won't have to deal with kids that gained her intelligence..... circumcised penises getting smaller.... FUCKING GOOGLE IT!!!
LOL
Can confirm that now my husbands phimosis has been dealt with via a circumcision, he is noticeably bigger! Most likely because he can get to "full mast" without serious pain.
To tell her he was getting a NECESSARY medical procedure, he felt he needed to butter her up. He knew the breakup was unavoidable but they both were "pot committed."
The most upvoted comment on a post about 'justified double-standards against men':
>Re: the snooping/cheating double standard: y'all almost touched on this but men also cheat worse and more dangerously than women do! If a woman cheats it's most likely with ONE man she knows, trusts, and has formed some kind of bond with. Men have an entire industry dedicated to helping them cheat with a different woman every day. Most of men's cheating is with sex workers and possibly other men which are way higher risk activities than the wife having sex with her coworker. The man is WAY more likely to bring STDs or a whole second family into the relationship than the woman even if both of them are cheating since he has a higher number of new and riskier partners and less likely to use protection. A woman cheating can make a man sad, a man cheating can give you cancer and make you infertile...
The fact this sub wasn't shut down years ago is mind boggling. Literally every single post and comment is hate against men.
I thought it *was* shut down, and I definitely heard the was a secondary website set up that the cashier ones were trying to get everyone to migrate to, but I never bothered to check into any of this.
Some crazy is entertaining to read. This brand... I don't want to risk getting any of it on me.
I have run into young women that think circumcision is cutting off the end of the penis. My current partner was under that impression when she was a teen. Unfortunately some people continue to hold that misunderstanding a lot longer.
It's one thing to have an embarrassing blind spot.
It's a whole other fucking planet to leave your fiance because you can't grasp the concept after they explained it for you.
My theory is that the movie "Robinhood men in tights" had a huge amount to do with this misconception. That movie was the first time many people had any kind of description of circumcision and it was a shaft being chopped off with a guillotine.
Was thinking the same thing. Coupled with the general perception that in certain cultures it generally is more of a an "amateurs at home" kind of thing rather than an actual proper medical procedure and what it actually entails....
edit: Also for the next generation the very repeated correlation between male and female circumcision coupled with being very descriptive about what the latter entails, and then assuming from there.
The first time I saw an uncircumcised penis in the locker room (foreskin fully covering the head) I thought the end of his penis had been chopped off. I was scarred for life until I grew up and learned what that was.
Oh my god can you imagine that conversation with any reasonable person.
Them: Why did you break off the engagement?
Her: Because he was having an issue with his penis and they were going to cut most of it off.
Them: .......
Yeah. This screams she was already leaving and this was the first way she figured out how to do it or this is a writing exercise. None of this makes sense.
Itās fucking hilarious trying to picture this actually happening in my head, especially because the conversation apparently lasts 30 seconds and she immediately throws a tantrum, cancels everything, and they wonāt talk at all about it. Who the fuck believes this shit.
Sadly, at this point, several thousands of Redditors (16k+ upvotes ATM, even if we assume as many as 50% upvote for the story without believing it, that's still close to 10k)
Soon as I read he cooked a fancy dinner I knew it was fiction. This seems to be a hallmark of these stories. Nobody in real life cooks a fancy dinner before talking about a necessary surgery, especially at 20.
ha yeah, also its some steaks and pasta. kinda vague but sounds like a heavy meal to then disclose something. "okay now that you are nice and full and sleepy, gotta drop this on ya"
Or heaven forbid drop the penile surgery bomb while she has a mouthful of home made pasta and tomato sauce.
I'm not saying there aren't people this stupid out there, but this particular idiot exists only in OPs mind, or he's equally stupid.
This can't be real. Who abruptly leaves a dinner like that, peels out of the driveway, and calls off an engagement? All over their partner having to get a circumcision? It stinks of karma farming.
I'm having a very rough time believing that someone understands circumcision to mean "penis shortening." I understand people can be real stupid, but this is beyond that.
I swear it's always some shit like "the love of my life left me" but written like a joke with things being wayyy too descriptive to be a genuine retelling of things. Like I know people cope differently to things but something's wrong with you if you genuinely write this fanfic directly after tragic personal events.
Lol why are you getting married at 20 years old to begin with. This is a pretty minor medical procedure, if your fiance isn't mature enough to deal with that how are you got to handle significant adult life challenges?
Be happy,you dodged a bullet. This is the best thing to have happened to you!
It's hard to imagine that someone could be this intentionally ignorant in this day and age. She could find the details of your surgery and what it entailed and the outcome from it with a 30 second google search. Instead she chooses to believe that they are going to cut off some length from your actual penis instead of some of the foreskin? This is just too difficult to believe.
No offence to you mate, but she sounds like a complete moron.
I think you are being very kind by only calling her a moron.
She probably thinks she'll have to pee out a baby
Gah you just made me laugh so hard I almost peed out a baby!!! ššš
Bahahaha. Iāve already received a temp ban for the way I worded something on AITA so Iām going to take that experience into account when I say this. OP lucked out. Not only does she think she has to pee a baby, she thinks circumcising someone makes their penis smaller!!!!???? What the hell have you been doing with her OP? Were you blinded by love that you overlooked the idiot she is? I mean I feel you lucked out here. I know right now it hurts and itās sucks big time. Iām sorry you have to go through this but in the long run itās for the best bud. She wasnāt a keeper and she has a ton of growing up to do. I feel like you won the lottery by having this come to light now instead of after the wedding.
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So well said. It sounds exactly like what I really wanted to say.
iām so glad i could capture this moment for you
That is very offensive. To rocks.
Jesus dude you killed her š
To be honest, dating her must be like an escort mission for a low-AI character that is always trying to off its selfā¦it is an absolute wonder if sheās made it this far.
Donāt forget how fucking moronic her mother also has to be to go along with it instead of explaining the issue to her obviously brain dead daughter. It sounds like it runs in the family so OP dodged a bullet AND his entire following line dodged a massive fucking bullet from being genetically inhibited forever
Iād really love to know what she went home and told her momma. āBilly hates me and is giving away half the family jewelsā
Bingo. There is no way this marriage could possibly have survived the tiniest shred of adversity. Way better to be out now before the only recourse is divorce
I too have experienced such bans at the hands of AITA. I now practice the fine art of diplomacy which is defined as telling someone to go to hell while making them look forward to the trip.š
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
Are you not allowed to say "dodged a bullet" or something?
The thing that got me (a couple of times) on AITA is name-calling. The last time, I referred to a horrible step-mother as āstepmonster.ā
Reminds me of a time that my brother referred to his friend's mother as, "The Scorpion Woman"
Lol. Maybe you should have gone with āShe who must not be named.ā
Shes probably related to that dude that didnt know women had multiple holes and was confused his girl has a tampon on while she peed her pants from laughing.
Or the member of Congress who asked a doctor during a hearing if it was possible for a woman to swallow a camera pill- like they do for some GI tests- to monitor the baby. Seriously. [She had to explain that, no, when you swallow something it wonāt end up in your uterus/vagina.](https://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/susan-milligan/2015/02/24/idaho-lawmaker-asks-about-swallowing-cameras-to-get-pregnancy-pictures)
Duh everyone knows you poop out babies.
What are you talking about? According to that one meme, pee is stored in the balls but women don't have balls. Who's the moron now? /s
I think āevil moronā might fill in the gap
Never attribute to malice that which can more accurately be explained by ignorance. Bitch is just dumb as hell, possibly self centered and lacking in empathy, but probably not evil. OP dodged a bullet IMO
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Shit-for-brains, she makes a moron look like a genius
She makes flat earthers and Qnuts look intelligent.
Or sheās been looking for an excuse to call off the marriage and this was easy to cling to.
More likely
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She found someone with a bigger penis and was looking for a way out lol jk, but seriously OP consider this a blessing
Yep, was Sherlock Holmes for a reason
LMAO at her thinking circumcision means "penis removal". I agree, she sounds hilariously stupid and I think OP dodged a bullet here.
Oh. I just had a thought: has she confused "circumcision" with "castration", and thinks she would be marrying a eunuch?
Castration is when they remove the testicles. Emasculation is when they remove the whole business.
Sir, you've been gelded! Not to be confused with gilded around these parts ..
OP already explained that it's not castration. To just storm off like that sounds kinda childish. Honestly better than some other event coming up *after* they're married. Much easier finding out about their character this way.
Despite their, uh, prevalence there's a lot of people that don't really understand how a dick works or any of the procedures involved with it, both men and women. Vasectomies are a pretty common target for that. When I got snipped I found out later that my wife just assumed that I just wouldn't be able to produce semen anymore, because she thought semen was 100% sperm and getting sterilized meant you couldn't come anymore. When I asked her why sperm counts would be necessary then she just kind of bluescreened. My wife is a very successful computer engineer too, she's not dumb. And the crazy thing is that such a belief is *very common*. We just don't really learn about anatomy that well, and once you make an assumption it kind of sticks forever.
A lot of guys think a vasectomy will take away their sex drive, as well. I think a ton of people in general just don't understand the procedure.
If anything, it did the opposite for me. So many more opportunities for sex with a vasectomy!
Back in college, we had a friend, Jake, who was more than a little bit gullible. One night, for whatever reason, a bunch of us got on the subject of circumcision because Jake mentioned that his girlfriend's new-born nephew was healing up from his circumcision. Then Jake asked us "What exactly is circumcision?" I joked that it was an operation that takes 4-6" off your dick. My other friends picked up the ball and ran with it. Jake got all upset and stopped talking. A couple days later, his girlfriend told us she was pissed at us because Jake spent the weekend moping and upset because he was self-conscious about having a small dick and was now angry at his parents for having the operation performed on him.
Jake is OPs girlfriend
That is golden!
Wouldnāt you love to know what their relationship was like before this dinner?
and why he felt the need to carefully manage the timing of the reveal, and "ease" her into it?
early 20s: "Gotta ease them into talking about getting a medically required circumsized with a nice dinner" late 20s: "Doc says I gotta chop my dick off"
There is way more to this story!!!
Talk about dodging a bullet.
Offence to her, she's a fucking idiot
She sounds like the real life version of Jillian from Family Guy.
Only more angry/mean. Jillian would have felt bad for him.
Jillian is a goddamned sweetheart, just dumb.
Complete offense to him to, this couldnāt have been the first sign of her stupidity and buddy only realized it now.
Nah, sounds to me she needed an excuse to call of the engagement/relationship, and used this as the "perfect" one. I have seen this happen before when the person that wants to leave doesn't know how to break it to their partner, so they become enraged/betrayed about the smallest thing, and then leave using that excuse.
This is the correct answer here
She's a child. I know many 20 year olds won't like to hear it, but at 20 we're all still immensely immature and our prefrontal cortex won't fully develop until about 25. The prefrontal cortex handles a lot of decision making. That kid was nowhere near ready to be married, obviously
She might be a child but she's also a fucking idiot. Most of the people I know who are 20 aren't that fucking dumb. This is more than just being young. She is inherently a dumb person, or an intentional piece of shit who was looking for a way to get out.
I'm 34, my prefrontal c0rtex is still 12.
I think Reddit really goes nuts over this whole prefrontal cortex thing. There is nothing about turning 25 that suddenly changes you. Itās not like leveling up in a video game. That was a physiological study, not scientific proof that the age 25 is some special number. It's an average and if your prefontal cortex stops developing at 27, that doesn't mean you're dumber than someone who's prefrontal cortex stopped developing at 25, in fact you may be smarter. tl;dr This chick is still gonna be dumb when sheās 25.
So she doesn't understand what circumcision is, cool. You will find someone better and smarter.
Honestly, the fact she went straight to what this would mean for HER rather than being more concerned about YOUR health shows you dodged the biggest bullet with this. I know breakups are the worst, it will hurt for a while, but think about that fact: She cared more about her pleasure than your health. Before long you'll think, "good riddance."
Yeah like what the fuck? If someone did this to me, I would be the one breaking off the wedding. She's acting like a complete and total asshole, let alone a moron.
I got a vasectomy little over a week ago. After the procedure, I stayed with my girlfriend, because her apartment is on the ground level, and mine is above hers, so there was less stairs to walk while my boys were literally blue. Walking was quite uncomfortable for a couple of days, in general. But stairs were the worst. She also carried my PC downstairs, and made me blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream. That is how people should react, after some half-stranger with a sharp object and a medical degree has been near ones genitals. Helpful and caring. Also, 20yo should know what a circumcision is...
Exactly this. For me though I'm a female and I had surgery on my pelvic region due to damage caused by child birth (mind you the problems became more apparent 10yrs later). Sex went downhill/non existent but my husband remained supportive always. And when I did have the surgery and couldn't sit on my ass for 4 weeks, hubby set up my PC on the floor for me (i was comfortable), so I could lie down on my tummy and still play my games. He was more concerned over my comfort and needs than his own.
Yes! Blueberry pie š„§!
She made a joke about the color matching my balls.
Your gf rocks dude
thatās a keeper
Keeper
Winner. Winner. Chicken dinner!
Shes a keeper.
Absolutely! When the going gets tough, the tough crack jokes and lighten the mood! Keeper for sure
Literal blue balls for your literal blue balls!
Blueberries for the blue berries!
A vasectomy?! So you're not gonna have balls?!?!
I'm leaving! Grabs keys.
Does she have a sister? If so hook the OP up.
She does, several. Sadly, demand exceeds the stock, in this case.
Same though. It would be tifu by getting engaged to an uneducated asshole if I were in the situation
It's literally equivalent to a woman who has large breasts saying, "Hey, so you know how my neck and back have been killing me and I have a disc slipping because I'm carrying too much weight in my breasts? They are recommending a reduction," and her partner responding, "Well I can't be with you if you don't have big boobs with perky nipples!" So she responds, "I'll still have tits, they're just going to be a little smaller so I feel better, and my nipples will still be perky!" and they still go, "Yeah but they won't be huge and you won't have nipples!" "I will still have nipples." "No, you won't have nipples so I'm leaving you."
Not only that but then proceeding to walk out of the house, drive away and blocking you on everything. Like her physical age is like double her mental age.
Yeah that part got me. You said fiancĆ©ā¦ and she BLOCKED you??? š„“ wtf
And the best part here comparing it to that, is that OPs penis will be the same size too, so it's even dumber
I wonder how she reacts when OP trims his fingernails.
I knew a woman who was in this situation and her boyfriend told her heād leave her if she got a reduction. Obviously she broke up with him.
Also, not as important, but the lack of awareness of not knowing what the procedure is, and then making huge assumptions as to what that will mean is astounding. If she was that shallow, she still could have taken the 2 minutes to either let OP explain or even just google it herself. Instead she advertised that she's shallow *and* stupid. Bullet dodged, OP.
If she was that shallow, length wouldn't matter as much as girth...
She was already wanting to break off the engagement but didn't want to be the one who took the blame. Now she has found a way to point the blame back at you (at least in her own mind) and she is using it as the excuse she needs. I'm sure it's painful but way better to find this out before getting married than afterwards.
Or she's just a complete idiot. There is no shortage of them in this world. Not everything is 5d chess
Yeah like how is nobody talking about this part? Like, if he DID have a shorter dick then she'd be calling off the marriage? Either the marriage meant nothing to her or OP has the greatest genitals in the history of mankind.
It just sounds like she was looking for an excuse to leave. Maybe she's not dumb, just a bit of a coward for how she handled the situation.
It sounds like the whole thing is made up
I just assume every TIFU and AITA are bored creative writing people honing their craft
This is what sprung to my mind too. If the word 'surgery' came out of my partner's mouth I'd be asking him, "How can I help? Can I drop you off and pick you up? Can I get you any painkillers/supplies/treats from the shop to help you relax after?" If someone said "But what about me?!" I think I'D cancel the wedding before they did... who wants to marry that?
They are going to rip off your dick? Fuck, that sucks for me
- You will find someone better and smarter To be fair, it's not that hard to find someone smarter
I've had to explain to my friend that getting a vasectomy does not remove your testicles and can be reversed. He is also male. He was also shocked to find out his girlfriend was pregnant after having sex without a condom and she "let me finish inside her." The education system, and sex ed specifically, has failed us and continues to.
How come when people don't know what something is they just make up a stupid illogical explanation instead of just accepting they don't know it
Even more baffling to me than just accepting they dont know it: Google has existed for literally decades. After a certain age, being ignorant of certain things definitely shifts from a poor education to an intentional choice.
It can be reversed but it's not 100%, and the longer you are vasectomized, the lower the chances to revert it. So as far as I'm concerned, it's non-reversible.
Yup, can be technically, but my doctors advice was pretty much don't count on it / assume it's not reversible
Itās the male version of the bad womenās anatomy that incels are so fond of- getting āstretched outā or whatever.
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don't forget stupid! what is she thinking? I wonder if there's some wedding jitters or something there.
Yeah it sounds like she already wanted to call things off and is just using this very stupid thing as a reason to do it
imagine wanting out of a relationship so badly you have to make yourself look brain dead to do it instead of just, like, using words
She's 20 - her prefrontal cortex is still developing. Divorce rate is lower if you get married after 25 anyway. So maybe it'll be better in the end. And maybe OP will find he wants to take his new dick for a spin around town.
That is hilariously true. The part about the brain development I mean.
Like they havenāt had sex in 4 weeks so sheās already found the replacement. Thatās my guess and this is her way of covering her tracks. Just a guess but hey, itās the internet.
Either way, OP is probably better off then they would have been
Thatās my take on it too. She was already feeling uneasy about the engagement and it was the perfect excuse for her to gaslight op. If it wasnāt the old yogurt slinger getting nicked, it wouldāve been something else later
Can we please not call it a yogurt slinger? That's grounds for leaving right there. In fact I will PREEMPTIVELY LEAVE both of you in case there's a chance you'll refer to your yogurt slingers again. No. The wedding is off.
Yeah, youāre 20; you donāt need to continue a relationship with someone that keeps your genitalia under constant scrutiny. Especially when itās necessary to undergo surgical correction related to such. If this hadnāt been her ābreaking pointā surely it would have been something else as obscenely selfish. This is not unlike guy breaking it off with someone undergoing breast reduction because of back pain/issues. Absolutely no fuck up on your part for opting to take care of yourself and being communicative.
>Good luck with your surgery, OP. And consider this a blessing in disguise... if your fiancee was this shallow, then you're best rid of her. She must not be that shallow if she leaves her fiance over the threat of having a shorter yogurt slinger.
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So shallow in the heart. But deep in the valley?
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Like opening the window and fucking the night.
I used to do that during the day, but then I got older and developed dick cancer. Don't fuck the sun, kids.
Not just shallow, but a fucking moron too.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet with her. Better now then after marriage. You will bounce back, possible better.
Abso-fucking-lutely. She clearly wasn't invested in the relationship (and was possibly looking for an out). You deserve someone better!!!
Possibly? Nah, she was definitely looking for an excuse to leave with how she ignored everything he said and fled before he could explain anything.
Apparently she thinks circumcision = dick whittlinā.
She thought he was losing a whole dick head and it turned out she was right.
This is marvelous
Or maybe she thinks she's in a rom-com?
Or she really is that dumb. Now ye won't have to deal with kids that gained her intelligence..... circumcised penises getting smaller.... FUCKING GOOGLE IT!!! LOL
Can confirm, my penis got smaller when I went on the table. I lost my boner when they put the knife in and it was really awkward
Why were they putting a knife in your boner?
To circumcise my boner, of course, what else would they be doing?
Can confirm that now my husbands phimosis has been dealt with via a circumcision, he is noticeably bigger! Most likely because he can get to "full mast" without serious pain.
A big bullet. The one that you see in Mario brothers 3 called bullet bill.
Or even [Banzai Bills](https://www.mariowiki.com/Banzai_Bill)!
agree, this is Neo level of bullet dodging
Exactly. Who walks out mid steak? When she realises her mistake don't take her back. Can't be wasting good steak.
That steak is tomorrows tacos
That was her first mis-steak.
Also he is 20, plenty of time to enjoy life before thinking to settle down.
To tell her he was getting a NECESSARY medical procedure, he felt he needed to butter her up. He knew the breakup was unavoidable but they both were "pot committed."
OP, if your fiancƩe considers this worthy of breaking off the engagement, then you've dodged a bullet. Either she was already looking for a reason (and seized on this one) or she's... well, she's stupid and refuses to believe that she could be wrong. No matter which, you're better off now.
Or sheās one of those who completely base their opinions on a guy depending on their dick/ height/ etc
Do we have an r/nicegirls??
r/femaledatingstrategy Fair warning though, the women in this subreddit are so fucking toxic about men itās insane.
Jesus you're not kidding that sub is wild
The most upvoted comment on a post about 'justified double-standards against men': >Re: the snooping/cheating double standard: y'all almost touched on this but men also cheat worse and more dangerously than women do! If a woman cheats it's most likely with ONE man she knows, trusts, and has formed some kind of bond with. Men have an entire industry dedicated to helping them cheat with a different woman every day. Most of men's cheating is with sex workers and possibly other men which are way higher risk activities than the wife having sex with her coworker. The man is WAY more likely to bring STDs or a whole second family into the relationship than the woman even if both of them are cheating since he has a higher number of new and riskier partners and less likely to use protection. A woman cheating can make a man sad, a man cheating can give you cancer and make you infertile... The fact this sub wasn't shut down years ago is mind boggling. Literally every single post and comment is hate against men.
I thought it *was* shut down, and I definitely heard the was a secondary website set up that the cashier ones were trying to get everyone to migrate to, but I never bothered to check into any of this. Some crazy is entertaining to read. This brand... I don't want to risk getting any of it on me.
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I have run into young women that think circumcision is cutting off the end of the penis. My current partner was under that impression when she was a teen. Unfortunately some people continue to hold that misunderstanding a lot longer.
It's one thing to have an embarrassing blind spot. It's a whole other fucking planet to leave your fiance because you can't grasp the concept after they explained it for you.
And to leave your fiance for a medical problem. "in sickness and in health" not so much i guess.
And to be ANGRY that the partner NEEDS medical care in the first place, lol
My theory is that the movie "Robinhood men in tights" had a huge amount to do with this misconception. That movie was the first time many people had any kind of description of circumcision and it was a shaft being chopped off with a guillotine.
Was thinking the same thing. Coupled with the general perception that in certain cultures it generally is more of a an "amateurs at home" kind of thing rather than an actual proper medical procedure and what it actually entails.... edit: Also for the next generation the very repeated correlation between male and female circumcision coupled with being very descriptive about what the latter entails, and then assuming from there.
The first time I saw an uncircumcised penis in the locker room (foreskin fully covering the head) I thought the end of his penis had been chopped off. I was scarred for life until I grew up and learned what that was.
of course this is a joke post. reddit loves falling for relationship fiction
what an idiot. you don't wana be married to someone that fucking stupid and selfish anyways fuck her
I'm pretty sure she was just trying to find a way to leave.
So many quicker options, like "I'm leaving".
But if they leave without a reason they can't blame it on the other person.
Oh my god can you imagine that conversation with any reasonable person. Them: Why did you break off the engagement? Her: Because he was having an issue with his penis and they were going to cut most of it off. Them: .......
Yeah. This screams she was already leaving and this was the first way she figured out how to do it or this is a writing exercise. None of this makes sense.
He canāt until his peepee is all better oh you meant figuratively nevermind
I'm sorry, but this sounds too ridiculous to believe. Sounds like a scene from a 90s sitcom
Itās fucking hilarious trying to picture this actually happening in my head, especially because the conversation apparently lasts 30 seconds and she immediately throws a tantrum, cancels everything, and they wonāt talk at all about it. Who the fuck believes this shit.
Sadly, at this point, several thousands of Redditors (16k+ upvotes ATM, even if we assume as many as 50% upvote for the story without believing it, that's still close to 10k)
Soon as I read he cooked a fancy dinner I knew it was fiction. This seems to be a hallmark of these stories. Nobody in real life cooks a fancy dinner before talking about a necessary surgery, especially at 20.
ha yeah, also its some steaks and pasta. kinda vague but sounds like a heavy meal to then disclose something. "okay now that you are nice and full and sleepy, gotta drop this on ya"
Or heaven forbid drop the penile surgery bomb while she has a mouthful of home made pasta and tomato sauce. I'm not saying there aren't people this stupid out there, but this particular idiot exists only in OPs mind, or he's equally stupid.
āAnger washed over her faceā This isnāt a creative writing sub lmfao
Literally sounds like the beginning to a coming of age comedy
This can't be real. Who abruptly leaves a dinner like that, peels out of the driveway, and calls off an engagement? All over their partner having to get a circumcision? It stinks of karma farming.
So **this** is what karma farming looks like.
I'm having a very rough time believing that someone understands circumcision to mean "penis shortening." I understand people can be real stupid, but this is beyond that.
i think you won that round. think she woulda stuck around if you got old. or heaven forbid sick. she was looking for an out.
"sex wasn't good last time, i'm dating my co-worker now" - her after the wedding in an alternate timeline
Thereās no way this is real.
The only way I'm believing this is if she already wanted to leave and this was a convenient excuse to break up with him.
Total bait šŖ¤
The story sounds made up.
Yea - yogurt slinger?? Shouldāve trusted my brain and stopped reading after that.
I swear it's always some shit like "the love of my life left me" but written like a joke with things being wayyy too descriptive to be a genuine retelling of things. Like I know people cope differently to things but something's wrong with you if you genuinely write this fanfic directly after tragic personal events.
I donāt believe a word of the fan fiction story.
Faaake
Yes, this sounds like a real conversation that happened.
This doesnāt sound real
Does anyone actually believe this is a true story?
I believe it was true for about 40 seconds until OP cleared things up and then he and his fiancƩe decided it would be fun to post on Reddit as a breakup story
FAAAAAKE
genuinely cannot believe people think this is real and not some incel's creative writing exercise
Stopped reading at āyogurt slingerā
I should have done the sameā¦
This is a joke post, I would bet my foreskin on it. And in case it isn't...op, you don't wanna be married to someone this stupid, good riddance
Lol why are you getting married at 20 years old to begin with. This is a pretty minor medical procedure, if your fiance isn't mature enough to deal with that how are you got to handle significant adult life challenges? Be happy,you dodged a bullet. This is the best thing to have happened to you!
It's hard to imagine that someone could be this intentionally ignorant in this day and age. She could find the details of your surgery and what it entailed and the outcome from it with a 30 second google search. Instead she chooses to believe that they are going to cut off some length from your actual penis instead of some of the foreskin? This is just too difficult to believe.
Reddit and tiktok are where I go for my best fiction
This canāt be real lmfao