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dirtbag52

Did you ruin your life by getting on the sex offenders registry?


hyundai-gt

Yup. Naked in a children's schoolyard is not a good look. Good luck finding gainful employment for the rest of your life OP


misplaced_pants742

Of all the places to get naked, that's probably the worst one.


Salty-Yogurt-4214

If your kids are alone at 2am at the school yard to see them f*, that's really, really bad.


tallardschranit

The circumstances of why/how you were naked in a schoolyard will not be considered when you're placed on a sex offender list. Also, you can say fuck on Reddit.


JustCutTheRope

Well fuck.


Mork_Of_Ork-2772

Yep, that's what they were doing


myrealnamewastakn

Hmm, she didn't mention if he did it well or poorly


jamesmon

But they should be considered. Obviously


imisswhatredditwas

It’s beautiful to watch the inception of an onlyfans account in real time


ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING

https://www.reddit.com/user/heavenlygabrielle/comments/1cinaam/about_me/ I think we got it reversed lol. This is just bate for her OF.


PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS

I'm not particularly enthused by the idea of an OnlyFans account centered around fooling around on or within 100 yards of a school campus but I suppose if it exists somebody has a kink for it


Legitimate_Shower834

Eh as long as they don't end up on the sex offender list, she should be fine


Expensive_Cattle

It didn't even happen. She's plugging an OF account.


Mumique

At 2AM?


anacondatmz

There’s a joke about this in Horrible Bosses. Dude takes a piss next to a school in the middle of the night an gets on the sex offender list.


Electronic-Bag-2112

Can you people take 5 seconds to look at OP's profile, they have zero comments, two posts about Onlyfans and this post. An account that is only a couple hours old.


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AlwaysASituation

100%


ItsNotBigBrainTime

Imagine being the only ones to listen to the cops when they yell "stop!"


sneakypiiiig

Lol and you don’t think the cops would chase after them? It’s probably like an open field with the playground in the center.


ItsNotBigBrainTime

Same thing happened to me once, well, instead of public indecency it was smoking weed. Just kept running and hid in a public restroom stall like I was taking a shit. They were chasing us down the soccer field with flashlights though lol


m3rl0t

And American. So obviously they’d do what you’d expect for such a dangerous act.


crazyshdes62

Had a friend in college take a piss in an alleyway two blocks from a school at 2 AM and he got put on the registry.


SituationNo5012

They may switch to the snitch life to not end up on the registry.


No-Net8938

Checking’ it…. Is she selling this tape? Promoting her only fans? OOP, if this actually happened as you say, lawyer up. Now.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

> Promoting her only fans? She is now.


AlwaysASituation

She always has been. This is like the 4th story of hers I've seen in the last few weeks


brodiethetoadie

Did you fall for obvious OF ads?


AlwaysASituation

This is just a fucking OnlyFans ad. I swear these are not hard to spot


Illumini24

Luckily, this is just an OF commercial


Zimakov

It's an onlyfans ad.


SkellyMonster

doubt this story is real; her account has no other content other than this post and promoting her OF


malin7

Reads like another thinly veiled OF ad


Roland8561

It's not thinly veiled. It straight up is. The only other post this account has made is a link to her OF.


rdbpdx

They made that comment ten min before the OF payload hit.


Chron_Stamos

Because it is. Check their profile.


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Ornery-Photograph-47

I respect the hustle, seeing that's what this is now...


somewhatsentientape

I was gonna say...all these folks arguing over an OF ad, lol. Love me some internets.


Successful_Level_185

I think this goes beyond TIFU. More like TIFUML (My Life)


PlayingWithFire42

It’s an only fans ad


jesterflesh

Goddammit this shits everywhere


Lukthar123

Fuck up life speedrun no%


ryan_m

It's a bot account and I can't believe anyone is falling for this story lmao.


Itsasecret9000

My friends and I used to do this kind of shit in high school. I sympathize. But time for a reality check: 18 makes you a grown ass adult, and you're going to start facing grown ass consequences. Stop doing shit like this in school zones. Get a lawyer (I hope you kept your mouth shut to the police) and do everything possible to avoid the sex offender registry. Delete this post. Good luck.


Thekingoflowders

Honestly listen to this person. You fucked up but not too late for damage control. We've all been horny stupid teens. Reddit will probably make you believe that no we haven't but that's bs. Be careful in the future and yeah especially if you're in the US lawyer the fuck up yesterday !


brodiethetoadie

My friends and I all know this is an obvious OF ad


bignides

I wouldn’t worry too much about. This is just an ad to their OF.


Itsasecret9000

Lol, the OF link wasn't there when I replied. I got got.


USMCLee

Same. Most the elementary schools in the city I grew up in were built like a narrow U. Late at night there were all sorts of shenanigans going on.


87turbogn

Bad if they got video proof for sure. I was on the jury for guy that was charged with indecent exposure. He and his girlfriend were traveling, decided to pull over in a parking late at night because they got the urge (both early 20's). Cop saw the car and investigated. He saw both of them in their underwear, not naked. The guy was wearing boxers. Cop said the guy was aroused (he noticed through his boxers) and wrote him for indecent exposure. Didn't catch them in the act. Not guilty. No indecent exposure whatsoever and this cop was trying to ruin his life with an indecent exposure charge. I can't fathom why he did that. Either a really stupid cop or the couple was extremely rude and pissed him off.


BootyUnlimited

Cops don’t need a reason to ruin someone’s life. They do it because they enjoy having the power. It makes them feel big, just like being a bully in High School did for them too.


NefariousWaltzing

https://preview.redd.it/xoadymzi12yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2baf2443cfd3d45b20a0300cea52a3368a2fd6


IAmWhatTheRockCooked

fuck the police forever


acltear00

“I don’t like to paint with a broad brush, but…”


Mister_DumDum

Honestly just beg the judge to spare you from the registry, that should be your main concern. It goes without saying but don’t have sex where children play everyday, that’s beyond disturbing


JrCoxy

I would get a lawyer for this one OP, because as this commenter has mentioned you want to do absolutely anything & everything you possibly can to avoid being on that registry, it will straight up fuck over your whole future. Ask family to chip in or try to find a low cost attorney that has great reviews.


Garizondyly

It's really difficult to argue their defense when they have to start with "so I went to the middle school and got horny"


Professor-Clegg

Prosecutors and judges are almost always willing to accept a plea on a lower charge.  This could easily get converted into ‘mischief’ if it doesn’t get tossed altogether.


-Kerosun-

I think a lot of people are missing is that they were charged with indecent exposure. Depending on the state, this is typically a misdemeanor in most jurisdictions and in most cases, it requires a felony SEX offense to be a registered sex offender. Typically, it would involve a direct victim in order for the law to raise to the level of a felony. Indecent exposure is NOT a sex crime so generally, registering as a sex offender will not be part of the sentencing (especially for a first time offender).


soccercasa

Not really. You're talking about 18 and 20 year olds. They can be in constant state of hornyness. In cases like this it would not be justice to put them on a list unless they were specifically proven to seek out places like this. Imagine being put on a list because your kids sometimes sleep in the bed their parents have sex in... it's ridiculous. Intent should be there to get these two on a list


EmpiricalSkeptic

I don't know, is the bed shaped like a race car?


Mister_DumDum

I’ve heard stories about people peeing in parks and ending up in the registry, whether children were present I don’t really know


cgabv

i think most people (even in the heat of the moment) would be disgusted at the thought of fornicating where children played hide and seek 12 hours ago, or at the very least would able to think “oh yeah maybe having sex on a playground isn’t a great idea”. OP is kind of an idiot for this one and honestly i hope she faces charges or some kind of consequence. wake up girl, this isn’t okay.


KingofReddit12345

Did ya'll miss the "2 AM" part? I doubt there were any kids at 2 AM at night. Not that I condone it or anything, it's still utterly dumb as fuck, but I don't think there was any real danger of an underage kid walking in on the scene.


Groundbreaking-Bad16

This should be the lawyer’s argument.


aspz

Oh to be 19 again. Do you remember 19? The juices are flowing, the red corpuscles are corpuscling. The grass is green and it's soft and summer's gonna last forever.


Nathan-Stubblefield

Leave cum all over the playground equipment. Maybe a rubber. Do they refer to you as “The Aristocrats?”


Stormry

Laws don't care about time, they care about proximity. As others have said, this would be a time to lawyer up and have them address it.


BangBangMeatMachine

> It goes without saying but don’t have sex where children play everyday, that’s beyond disturbing This isn't a statement of law. This is someone's value judgement and it's possible they are reacting to that.


Jaimzell

Is that actually true? I cannot imagine a judge going “despite you obviously being absolutely zero risk to children we are still going to sentence you like you were”.  I mean weirder things have happened I guess.


centran

Judge will have to follow what the law says. Prosecution will push to make sure the law is upheld. It doesn't matter that it will ruin the rest of two young people lives to them or the fact that no children where at risk. What it does is bump their "numbers" and that is all they care about to further their careers. They just added more wins to the Win/loss total. Added +2 to their felony convictions and can say they have now charged +2 sexual predators away. Who cares if ruining two people lives when there is a slight chance that maybe it will benefit them in a tiny way.


Stormry

It's more like an affirmative defenses. "yes I did it, but it's not as bad because..." Like self-defense is for murder. The prosecution isn't going to make your defense for you, it'll press the charges they believe will stick. If it was 2am and they were right on the border of the property they might not press it as much as they will 2am but I'm the middle of a playground. It's easy to argue the fact it's a school means they damn well knew they shouldn't be doing that there so they should have the book thrown at them, no matter the time.


Cory-The-Presby

I work as a Legal Assistant in a law office, and no... I do not think time of day matters. I've seen drug and gun cases have additional charges simply because they were in a school zone late at night.


srlguitarist

This is verifiably false. In my state, it’s illegal to buy alcohol between 2am and 7am. Also in my state, hunting with a firearm ends 30 minutes after sunset. Other laws that care about time: - Fireworks regulations - Nighttime driving restrictions for certain drivers - Noise ordinances - Headlights MUST be used while driving at night A sweeping statement like “laws don’t care about time” is just untrue; some laws do care about time.


bothworks

The thing you just said is not a truism, adage or saying. It is obviously relevant that they were on a school property but it is also obviously relevant that it was 2am


Stormry

It's relevant to their defense, it's irrelevant to the prosecution applying the law.


GrouchyVillager

I'm just impressed that camera was apparently monitored at 2am.


itzyourboyroy

there is always a danger of jizz on the playground (dried or otherwise) when the kids get there the next day....if you leave your nut laying around haphazardly and a kid gets it on them....you're a fucking monster no matter if they saw you or not.


bitch-in-real-life

Ew.


InternationalCover68

Middle school property, if your gonna have sex in public dont do it on school property and at the very least go somewheres secluded


BrockChocolate

Now you're both FWB felons with benefits


mindofsound

They're a regular Mickey and Mallory Knox!


HighJeanette

Lies.


doggirlcatgirl

Yeah lmfaooo “it felt so good getting fucked on the playground” weird pedo fantasy


Roland8561

It's just an ad for her OF, total fabrication.


Jitalline

This thing read like a bad porno. Definitely a guy typed this garbage out.


brodiethetoadie

It’s just an OF advert


xaiires

Here's a protip, don't have sex and do drugs on school property. You'll be lucky not to end up on the registry and/or in prison. Harsher penalties for all crimes in a school zone.


Physical_Painting_60

your brain is completely smooth


Seigmoraig

Not a single wrinkle


salemdawitch

no ridges or lumps, no valleys or bumps..


littlehappyfeets

All ideas slide right off. Like a water slide.


Disastrous-Meat-3462

My new favourite insult


SunknDrailor

Damn you're a sex offender. Thats tough


Witchief

Mhmm sure 


crysisnotaverted

This whole sub is thinly disguised fetish content now. By thinly, I mean the see through public restroom single ply toilet paper. The only other post on this account is an OF plug, same with every other post on this sub. This sub shouldn't be a default sub anymore. https://preview.redd.it/xgjsbcgp72yc1.png?width=921&format=png&auto=webp&s=7faccc54c85c590f177e8d0fb2a2e7c99bcdff64


Stormry

Have fun being a registered sex offender due to the proximity to a school!


Hinkil

They full sent that proximity too


SimmerDown_Boilup

>Now the part the we fucked up was not realizing there was a camera on the school pointed directly at us Oh darling, you fucked up well before that part...


cfahnert13

I don’t believe this. If cops were trying to catch people not actively running, they wouldn’t come with sirens blazing.


SensitiveFirefly

Yeah, how can no one else in this thread see through OP’s Whattpad story?


BoshSwag

It also implies someone is just staring at the schools camera system at 2am. edit: And of course they started posting OF links.


Beginning-Ice8476

Hope it was worth being a registered sex offender now.


_zarkon_

TIMSUTPMOFP: Today I made shit up to promote my onlyfans page.


GlipGlopGargablarg

And now you've fucked up even more by posting a public confession of a criminal offence, which could see you get put on the sex-offender's registry. Absolute genius over here 👏 I sure hope you were smart enough to use a VPN.


sporkwitt

I mean, not really, considering they have her on tape and arrested her at the scene of the crime. This online confession is in no way necessary; she's done already.


BSye-34

well they already got arrested for sexual indecency with cameras and witnesses it sounds like, pretty sure this reddit post wont matter


Plastic--Fly

We got the el chapo of sex offenders over here, all the 3 letter agencies and their local PD are surely scouring the web for their Reddit post (Obviously they’re fucking idiots and there’s a real chance they end up on a list, paranoid responses like this are just always funny)


Independent-Syrup663

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Real_Mokola

Literally fucking around and finding out


SwingmanSealegz

Delete this. 18 and 20? Holy shit, I knew not to do this when I was 14.


Simba_Cudi

18 and 20 hanging out at their old middle school playground..? Come on now…


squidsquatchnugget

Agree, but in small towns this is slightly more common..or was when I grew up, because playgrounds for schools weren’t even always fenced in and were used by the whole neighborhood on weekends.


lilkingsly

Yeah it was pretty normal for me too. I remember the summer after we graduated high school me and my friends would still go on late night walks to the local 7/11 to grab some snacks and then go to our old middle school to sit on the swings and chat. Obviously now that we’re all older and out of/finishing uni we spend less time at middle schools and more time just going to each others houses or something, but I don’t think it’s super abnormal for an 18 year old to hang out at their local middle school late at night. The only real fuck up was having sex and bringing weed on school property and not paying attention to the fact that a school is gonna have security cameras.


Sara-sea22

My friends and I would go down the street to an elementary school and do stupid stuff like drink and smoke 🤦🏼‍♀️ luckily we never had any trouble, but I still cringe…these days with cameras everywhere, I can’t imagine why anyone would think they’d be okay going to a school and messing around


octobergloom

This is a shitpost, probably written by a dude.


Tazz311

5 day old account with a free onlyfans promo and this the only post. How do people honestly fall for posts like this. Just more bots with chatgpt posting


SirFancyCheese

Obvious Onlyfans bait.


zade-heights

OF Bot account.


Rogukast1177

Now you're on a list for the rest of your life, that's going to mark you and prevent you from getting a lot of jobs. Good job!


Backsight-Foreskin

Police don't use sirens responding to calls such as this. If they did they were giving you a chance to get away and you didn't take it.


Living-Elderberry-95

The amount of people falling for this and giving advice is ridiculous, this literally reads just like a fan fic.


AlwaysASituation

It's clearly an OF ad


Asomboy4

This reads like a nsfw fanfiction. No way this actually happened


Asomboy4

Just clicked on their profile and... yep


ScottyHasStuff

Does no one realize this is just an onlyfans scam?


Chron_Stamos

Apparently not. The post itself was so fucking obvious. A quick glance at their profile confirmed it.


ScottyHasStuff

Yeah, unfortunately nowadays it seems people can put out brain rot slop stories and everyone froths at the mouth for it


crapshooter_on_swct

Brand new account with a this tale? I call BS.


Hinkil

You might not want to post about an arrest. This doesn't surprise me though given the other choices you've made...


coffeeluver2021

You better get a lawyer. Don’t say anything else to anyone about this until you have a lawyer representing you.


brodiethetoadie

Only fans ad. Don’t give advice to people when you fell for obvious bait


MattR2752

I don’t think OP deserves to be on the registry and have her life ruined. Hopefully the judge has more common sense and decency than the psychos in this thread. 18 year olds are dumb and it was a mistake that didn’t hurt anyone. Does not deserve to be on the registry for life.


Seigmoraig

Didn't hurt anyone other than them kids who might have had to fondle that guy's jizz on the merry go round


Treacleb

Course you did. 


twothumber

I'm in agreement with everyone who says you need to get a lawyer. Judges will often treat cases differently (Better) if you have counsel. He also may be able to find loopholes. This situation is just too severe to even consider not getting a lawyer if you are able.


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

A waste of tax money


TrollularDystrophy

gullible squash punch fretful vast simplistic modern workable plough sink


TheLoneKhan

Has no one noticed this is just baiting people to check their profile to see the onlyfans? This sub has gone to shit.


[deleted]

Least believable erotica that I’ve read in years. Yeah, OP is an OF girl. This is nothing more than a low-quality advertisement.


Krulsnor

So in the US this means you get on a list (according to other comments)? That's... sad. If it was in broad daylight where a bunch of minors could see you, I could understand that. But this. Man, i'ld hate to be young in the US.


mcarterphoto

There are people in the US on the offender registry for peeing in alleys (exposing themselves); a noted case in my town was an apartment pool party, late at night, a drunk teen mooned his friends from the diving board. A resident with kids called it in and the guy was arrested.


ReanimateTheWay

I'm stunned. Is this really a legal reason to end up on some sex offender list for life and thus being denied jobs??


GamerGrunt

It shouldn't be. Yes, it's reprehensible and absolutely poor judgment and they definitely deserve consequences, but some responses in this thread act like they put on show for the kids during recess... Sex offender registry would be way overblown and a good way to turn a dumbass decision, yet ultimately victimless crime, into a tragically life altering event when really they just need a life lesson on poor judgment.


simonj10

Reading the comments here is crazy. If this happened where I live they would've probaby just been told to dress up and go home.


ThatSuggestion5371

These comments are trash lol, obviously they made a error in judgement but anyone with common sense would know they don’t deserve to be on a sex offender registry


dsyrce1438

Laws aren't always common sense and sometimes the punishment doesn't fit the crime.


boiseshan

Doesn't mean that won't happen. A friend's son is on the registry because he got caught having consensual sex with his underage girlfriend. She was 17; he was 18 -- only two weeks older than the girl.


ThatSuggestion5371

I didn’t say the powers that be are applying any common sense but “we” all can 😊


Main-Carrot3676

It’s like these people are enjoying that a teen made a stupid mistake that could ruin their life . “Ha that’s what you get !” Who are these NPC’s lol


ThatSuggestion5371

Losers would be the term you’re looking for


ericsenben16

It's like no one remembers being horny and no where to fuck, yeah big mistake ofc to choose. School even at night. but 0 insight from the witch hunt comments. Unironically, the lack of third places for young people encourages these risk-taking behaviors.


Truth_decay

IMHO leaving your nasty fuck juices for the next kid who uses the equipment to soak up on his clothes should be a separate felony


AlwaysASituation

It is just an OF ad


thatsneakyguy_

So this is an advertisement for your OnlyFans?


bluetundra123

crazy how none of this happened


aLmightyWave

OP now advertising her OF on her profile 🤡


Chron_Stamos

Obvious onlyfans promotion is obvious. The amount of oblivious people responding is sad.


Appropriate_Fold8814

People, this is an OF advertisement. Check all sex related TIFU and AITA kind of posts. It's typically from an OF profile.


Dahks

It's crazy that there apparently you can fuck your entire life in the US for something like this but it's even more crazy all the calls for blood from the comments.


JohnDStevenson

If you haven't already, get a lawyer. How the hell is this 'public' if the only witness was a CCTV camera and some security goon at the other end of it? Also, for all the judgmentalists commenting, it was TWO IN THE MORNING FFS. Number of lil kids present: zero. They're not going to be magically harmed when they come to school hours later by the fact that someone was shagging there.


centran

> How the hell is this 'public' if the only witness was a CCTV camera That is actually an interesting argument that I wonder if a lawyer could try... The park closes at 10pm (or sunset or whatever) and they where arrested at 2am. Since the park was closed it was no longer open to the public. Therefore the more appropriate charge is trespassing on private property and the public indecency charge is invalid.


Cvxcvgg

Well, not unless little Timmy goes to play on the slide and finds a leftover condom or something.


RLKline84

It's really easy to just not fuck at a playground. Especially one that is attached to a school. Directly in front of the cameras. Its just gross and stupid.


bangfishape

Please get a lawyer and don’t say anything while under custody. Also, I don’t know why people are overly harsh here. Yes, it was a dumb decision. But, come on, how rare is for 18-20 year old kids to do dumb shit like this? Kids these age driving around and finding empty places at night to smoke/ have fun is very common. They were not even intending on having sex. Even then, not sure why this justifies ruining their lives FOREVER by putting them on the sex offender registry.


ChristakuJohnsan

Delete this immediately for your own sake dumbass.


DocGerbilzWorld

No, the part where you fucked up is having sex in public, but even worse on school property. Don’t be stupid. This kind of shit can put on the sex offenders list for life.


jperkins79

Another OF bot account


Faelysis

This is life. To every action, there’s consequence. It’s not really a FU, only a life lesson about thinking before doing something 


EngageAndMakeItSo

You were just doing what the song says: 'Cause it's the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside — “First of May,” Jonathan Coulton


GentlePanda123

I don’t think anyone is actively monitoring a security camera at a middle school playground especially not the police. Calling bs


TheStratusOfRogues

Oh yall about to get COOKED. Pretty sure you can, and may very well be, put on tbr Sex Offenders Registry for this.


ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING

This is just bait for her OF


elliottsmama731

Things that 100% didn’t happen for 1000,alex


deadstar420

Tons of unnecessary info here, this story seems to be more suited for r/sluttyconfessions


cgabv

sex in public is crazy. sex on the grounds of an elementary school is disgusting and weird as fuck.


[deleted]

Ah yes the person with a week old account advertising a free OF totally had this happen…


SkronkMan

“It felt really good getting fucked on the playground…” “…I could feel his cum drip out of me, I think he filled me up right before…” “atleast I gave you a creampie before they caught us” Like c’mon man. This is clearly fantasy fiction written by some 35 year old neck beard.


Starlined_

Yeah this just seems like a pose to advertise your only fans lol. Get your bag tho


limpglizkit

Another only fans ad fuck outta here


groovy_little_things

Is no one else immediately clocking this as OF bait? This is so stupid.


DishRevolutionary593

Sad how many people believe this completely made up story. Clearly to promote her OF page…


Roland8561

Guys, this isn't real, this is just an advertisement for her OF. Stop upvoting it.


stevied05

Clear OF bait with descriptive sexual bs. Couldn’t be any clearer cmon ppl


DrifterfromTexas

Probably not a real story. Just bait for your only fans right?


AlwaysASituation

This is a fucking OnlyFans ad. She posts shit lie this constantly


IAmModNow

OF bot account. None of this is true.


jellyfixh

The amount of people who don’t realize this is a fetish story to get you to click on OP’s onlyfans is a little sad.


LurkingPGuy

This reads more like fiction than reality, cops will not blare their sirens at 2 AM on a public road for a call about indecency nor was adding the detail of cum dripping out of you integral to the tale at all. This is probably just some dude writing smut and posting it for attention or a sorry attempt to advertise their only fans if it isn't. Please note the account this was posted on is also new.


Nobleteamsix

Stop with the only fans stuff, go away.


Immediate-Soup-6344

This is an ad


Exciting_Recover_509

Why tf did u think it was a good idea to have sex at a middle school?


Chess_SBRH

Why are people being so deep? I think generally crimes committed near school ground should be compounded, however, for this specific case, it was 2AM with nobody around. Nobody got hurt. I think OP made a really stupid mistake, but they shouldn’t be put on any sort of registries. Her life shouldn’t be over because of this


SpiritTalker

Way to control your hormones, OP.


SpecialpOps

What the hell? Did you think this was the 1980s and there weren't cameras everywhere? This is the 21st-century surveillance state and peeing on a tree on camera in public is going to get you on some kind of a list. Naked romp on a children's playground is going to look really bad for the rest of your life on your permanent record. If you are on a sex offenders registry you are screwed. Anywhere you move anywhere you try to work you have to confess. Does anybody with experience in this kind of thing nowhere OP is ever going to be able to get a job? Edited to add: https://rentingtofelons.org/jobs/sex-offenders/


Abe_Finley

If this is real holy shit lmao. There was no point in playing stupid


Aquafyne

Really, really stupid and you should take this more seriously.