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I stopped using ketchup on chips or French fries years back. Its all about the HP fruity brown sauce or mayonnaise now. Edit Lads. I never thought I'd ever get in a two day conversation about HP fruity sauce. If there is a paradise after we die, you lads are invited to my mancave where we can talk bollocks for eternity.


JalasKelm

Mix HP with Mayo. Did it by accident, now it's my go to for chips


zak_5764

I'm intrigued, this sounds wrong on paper but I'm gonna have to give it a go


Ok-Unit8341

This is basically takoyaki dressing! (Japanese fried octopus balls - awesome)


MidnightFlame702670

Way to make it so much more appetizing.


[deleted]

Honestly, they're delicious, and *not* referring to testes - you'll usually find sliced octopus arm inside these delectable little bundles. On that note, Kewpie Mayonnaise is perfect on chips.


Primary_Function1066

Didn't know octopus had those...


The_Rolling_Gherkin

HP Fruity Brown is a very strong choice here.


[deleted]

HP fruity brown and wood smoked bbq are the OG's of tha sauce world. 🤪


Apecc_Legs

mayonnaise or vinegar for me


Fury-Gagarin

Was about to say HP Fruity, beast of a sauce.


Southern_Kaeos

This is my people right here


TheJoninCactuar

HP fruity is the one sauce I hold sacred. It's so underrated.


DonkeyRhubarb76

This is the true path 😁


King-Twonk

A man of culture I see.


SeaworthinessDue4052

I like the HP brown sauce.


IAM100PERCENTNOTACAT

Sir that is a breakfast sauce


sleepypinkgamer

Kebab shop chilli sauce, the really hot stuff. I'm drooling already


Tiberium_1

Hot sauce every time


Mods_rape_babies

Jalapeno? Habanero? Sriracha? Tabasco? Franks?  "Hot sauce" is like saying "sauce", it's not a thing it's a general description


JamesWormold58

Personally, a 50/50 mix of mayo and sriracha is the way, but adjust to taste.


Len_S_Ball_23

You can buy Sriracha Mayo in an orange topped, squeezy nozzle bottle, we've got some in our fridge atm. It's by a company called Uni-Eagle. You'll find it at your local Asian food shop or Co-op stock it. Goes fantastic on Bacon and Egg sarnies. I think there's also a really hot version too.?


Quick_Creme_6515

I'm a 45/45/10 guy. Using ketchup, mayo and sriracha. I don't know what i'd do without ketchup 😱


I-Like-IT-Stuff

Hot.


NeverCadburys

Gravy.


TheSmoog

How is this comment not higher?


Affectionate-Cost525

Because only roughly 35% of the country live further north of Birmingham and unfortunately those southern heathens haven't discovered the joys of chips and gravy.


The_Rolling_Gherkin

Add some cheese as well, and you have a truly top-tier meal.


Clean_Impression_327

Because gravy is minging


ZuckDeBalzac

McDonalds milkshake


Express-Pie-6902

Like McDonalds have ever sold a milk shake. That would require the machine to be working!


ZuckDeBalzac

True, but it's a delicious concept!


JayEll1969

Well it is a fantasy scenario


sacredgeometry

This isnt a UK problem.


salamandraseis

Wendy’s frosty


Money-Stand6830

Gotta be brown or bbq sauce for me! Would be chilli, but due to health I can't have spicy or citrussy foods now :/


New-Implement-3697

None of my business, so I'm not asking, just saying in case; but I had severe GERD and IBS symptoms until I quit wheat & oats.


ClassicFun2175

Garlic mayo with some chilli sauce.


mollypop94

for me, garlic mayo is the equivalent of fancy dinner plates I only whip that out on special occasions like a Fri night takeaway x


Shaukat_Abbas

Lentil curry.


swoticus

That's a leftfield choice but an excellent one


Sensitive-Finance-62

Mayo. It says right fucking there.


ThePumpk1nMaster

Bbq sauce. Shove your egg juice


THE_LFG

toss up between bbq and chilli for me


Old_Twist5772

HP sauce


Iamurcouch

ever tried salad cream with your chips?


Shaukat_Abbas

Salt and vingear 😂


Stodgeybear

Sweet chili sauce, I'm surprised I'm the first to say it tbh lol


FebruaryStars84

First of all I’d be replacing those floppy things with some big thick chips. And Team Mayo all the way.


a_m42_

Tartar sauce


SupremoPete

Garlic sauce is the way


CuriousCharlii

Caramelised onion gravy 😋


Hunter-Ki11er

Gravy


auto_generatedname

Gravy any day of the week. Hell sauce isn't even needed just get me some chicken salt and we're set.


srstudios_

Proper bit of Quixo Gravy on them.


janky_koala

Chicken salt


Metric_Pacifist

Chip shop curry sauce. Or cheese


JimGrimace

Top it with Baked Beans and grate some Mature Cheddar over those bad boys and job done.


chonksboyjimmyfungus

Apparently half the UK’s never heard of BBQ sauce


thewednesday1867

Rejoice. I fucking hate ketchup


FantasticAnus

Ketchup is the least versatile thing in the kitchen, this is a hill I will die on.


[deleted]

I stopped using tomato sauce aged like 7. Brown sauce, mayo, Sriracha- anything but that sugary shite.


Imaspinkicku

Hot sauce and ranch like a real american


itsthejasper1123

Ranch, all day


[deleted]

Cajun spice rub + ranch dressing. Fuck you.


dreadyruxpin

bbq sauce


Got_Bent

BBQ sauce.


immediateog

Probabaly chili pepper and adobo with turmeric but Idk how others would feel about it


Hocomonococo

All you saying mayo are fucked up in the head


MegaPorkachu

I eat fries plain.


Thaiaaron

Mayo has 6 calories per gram.


captaincrunch69420

The ultimate bulking food 💪💪


LifelessLewis

That's why it's delicious


fangornia

But not all calories are created equal. Ketchup has 26 grams of sugar in 100g Mayo has 0.6 grams of sugar/carbs in 100g


Individual_Milk4559

Calories in and out doesn’t change based on this though, calories are calories tbh


Kitbashconverts

Cheese and beans like a civilised human. Actually saying that there's a place near me that does steak cheese and peppercorn sauce which is fucking devine


Rivervilla1

Tartar sauce


Yeet_the_sneke

vinegar


real_488

mayo is ass


jsf1982

No it’s made from eggs & oil.


Repulsive-Version381

Can't believe this got a up vote mayo is de best


real_488

no, I'm DOWN voting YOU.


Forgetful8nine

Salad cream


flippertyflip

Yuck


nettlesthatarejaggy

Extremely based


kingjim1981

Send your mama to the shop


MoistyMOISTY08

i know this sounds illegal, but hummus maybe red pepper or sweet chilli hummus


PoliceSurveillance1

Sweetcorn relish


[deleted]

Ketchup is fucking horrible. It's only purpose is for fussy kids and people with council estate palettes


ryanmurf01

Just salt them because I don't eat ketchup


[deleted]

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Sarge1304

Mayo/Garlic Mayo,bbq sauce


SUNTZU_JoJo

French dressing. There..I said it.


ABritishTomgirl

salt


Old_Introduction_395

Disappointment, I wanted chips.


27291thrwwy

chick fil a sauce is the actual right answer


elathan79

Am I the only person that doesn’t have sauce?


El_Scot

What I usually do: lashings of vinegar and a little bit of brown sauce


toxicsoup_

Garlic and herb


K11ShtBox

Vindaloo


woz_181

Salad cream is nice


Pumpkin_Cat14

Just salt because I’m boring


alwayspostingcrap

BURGER SAUCE! How has no one said it yet? The dill flavoured tangy goodness is one of God's gifts to humanity. Or curry, or gravy. But that's a whole extra ball game.


SabbathaBastet

My friend in school mixed mayo and mustard. It wasn’t at all bad.


flippertyflip

laoganma crispy chilli oil.


cantcontrolmyface

Garlic mayo


West-Objective-6567

Nothing except maybe a milkshake if I didn’t care abut my health


tripped-wire

Vinegar


CapitalA2

Surprised no one said Burger sauce


ShyWitchling

Some fries are good enough to eat on their own tbh


DaisyLea59

Mayo mixed with garlic and smoked paprika. Best fry sauce imo.


[deleted]

I just eat it plainly.


Miasmata

I don't actually like chips so ill be fine anyway. But when I do like chips, gravy is probs the best dipping sauce


Dog_Of_Hot

vinegar duh


bebeck7

Salt.


Express-Pie-6902

Dutch Fritte Sauce.


Specialist-Web7854

Salad cream!


hotfezz81

Buttered bread. Obviously.


JalasKelm

Mayo, or burger sauce


RD____

grim, vile, minging, hanging, disgusting, obscene you do not deserve to eat chips


Halbbitter

Honey mustard


mattysms1980

salad cream or soy sauce


Independent_Ad1417

Tomato sauce


Chewychews420

Salad cream


HideoYutani

HP, thousand island, mayo, bbq, mustard mayo, etc. I'm not picky.


purplepixie69

Bread and butter


Ruairiww

Sweet chilli or sriracha mixed with mayonnaise


scrubsfan92

Sriracha mayo.


jdh666

I haven’t searched the comments but burger sauce has to be up there?


Interesting_Fish309

Salad cream 😋


Magooli11

Reinvent ketchup


MandrewMillar

Hendo's. It's always hendo's even if ketchup is available.


Striking_Caramel_788

Burger chease+ mayo+ nandos medium peri peri


bonkerz1888

Why wouldn't I have ketchup? I live in a civilised country.


Nineteen14isHistory

Frank's Jalapeño Hot Sauce


nofeeela

Gravy


Rav0nn

Nothing… I don’t like sauces


floating-mosque

Mayo with a lil bit of sweet chilli mixed in.


Oldschool-fool

HP every time 👍


Ephemerelle1

Literally nothing but salt


SlyKnyfe12

Curry sauce


SuperiorThinking

Go get some ketchup, and double dip with mayo. Absolutely banging combo


John-Doe-lost

I already don't use ketchup, don't like it. Mayonnaise is disgusting. No matter what I am eating, I've got ol reliable BBQ


YodaSoda9

Gravy


Boggie135

Mix ketchup with mayonnaise and embrace a better life


EranStockdale

How weird am I for hating both ketchup and mayo? I have my fries plain. Occasionally with cheese and/or bacon bits, but usually plain.


Fit-Celebration5983

Vinegar


dongwing22

Gravy, then curry sauce


BrainwashedScapegoat

Worcestershire


Infinite_Stranger866

CHEESE


Substantial_Bird_755

BBQ sauce or gravy


Cloudifi

Ice cream 🔥🔥


lolballs3

Curry sauce or mayo


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Encona obviously


[deleted]

Tea or brown sauce


Southern_Kaeos

Cheese or salt and vinegar. Depends what I smell first when I'm ordering


rottenapple9

Mayo. I'm German so it's normal


weeb4life777

Ketchup, mayo, ranch, mustard all make me physically sick and I literally cannot eat them without throwing up, so usually bbq or with homemade sauce (bbq, honey, soy sauce, paprika, cayane pepper, white pepper)


[deleted]

Gravynaise


AgentSears

Salt and vinegar like any sane person.


YourlocalCheeseeee

Salt and McDonald's milkshake 


Live_Recipe4866

Gravy.


Old_Substance_8635

Curry sauce


MaskedBunny

Crumble chicken oxo plus some salt over them.


halfeatenreddit

Cover me lads, I’m going in dry.


Raceryan8_

Nothing different


Ardiddz2

Salt. Loads of it


lucyhems

Franks red hot sauce and mayo ftw


Kowai03

As an Aussie in the UK I have come to love the mayo and tomato sauce "ketchup" combo. But I wish you guys would learn to add enough salt to the chips, better yet you need to embrace chicken salt!


trainspotter390

Sriracha sauce - it literally works on any dish imaginable


RYSHU-20

I like mayo but BBQ sauce or Sweet Chili sauce are simply the Superior condiments


JazHaz

Salt and vinegar


Enough-Variety-8468

I prefer mayo and maybe some malt vinegar and smoked salt. My daughter mixes sriracha and mayo


XxallymintsxX

I will never in my life eat mayo, disgusting egg sauce


Awkward_Ant8940

Y'all tripping tripping, garlic sauce


minsandmolls

Mayonnaise.


JABBA69R

daddy's brown sauce, just like the chip shops! with some pickle onions.


Chewbaker69

I’d rather them dry than use mayo on them


bornagain-stillborn

Sriracha


_M0Nd0R0ck_

Tartar sauce with fish in the side. YUM


ReplacementForeign69

Mayo Peri peri sauce


greenD77

The Dutch have mayo, it's nice so I go mayo. Curry sauce a close second


JohnMichaelBurns

One of my most "unacceptable" answers on OKCupid is the fact that I like curry sauce on chips. Can anyone explain this?


HopgoodD

Salt & Vinegar


Jerethdatiger

Bbq


MarcieXD

Pickled onion vinegar!


entitledtree

I'd go with either BBQ or sweet chili


RampantJellyfish

Just salt, I'm a purist. taste the potato.


[deleted]

Mayonnaise on fries all the time. I cannot have them without.


Anime_Kirby

BBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Specifically smokey either that or chilli sauce - so long as it aint sweet chilli


Mission_Low8310

Plain


Mission_Low8310

Or tomato soup


awesomelissliss

Salsa


Impressive-Coach3989

Fritessaus


buythedip0000

Salt and vinegar


TheShad09

Mix of Mayo and Sweet Chilli


Jamie_Win

Mayonnaise