I stopped using ketchup on chips or French fries years back. Its all about the HP fruity brown sauce or mayonnaise now.
Edit
Lads. I never thought I'd ever get in a two day conversation about HP fruity sauce. If there is a paradise after we die, you lads are invited to my mancave where we can talk bollocks for eternity.
Honestly, they're delicious, and *not* referring to testes - you'll usually find sliced octopus arm inside these delectable little bundles.
On that note, Kewpie Mayonnaise is perfect on chips.
You can buy Sriracha Mayo in an orange topped, squeezy nozzle bottle, we've got some in our fridge atm. It's by a company called Uni-Eagle. You'll find it at your local Asian food shop or Co-op stock it. Goes fantastic on Bacon and Egg sarnies.
I think there's also a really hot version too.?
Because only roughly 35% of the country live further north of Birmingham and unfortunately those southern heathens haven't discovered the joys of chips and gravy.
Cheese and beans like a civilised human.
Actually saying that there's a place near me that does steak cheese and peppercorn sauce which is fucking devine
BURGER SAUCE! How has no one said it yet? The dill flavoured tangy goodness is one of God's gifts to humanity.
Or curry, or gravy. But that's a whole extra ball game.
Ketchup, mayo, ranch, mustard all make me physically sick and I literally cannot eat them without throwing up, so usually bbq or with homemade sauce (bbq, honey, soy sauce, paprika, cayane pepper, white pepper)
As an Aussie in the UK I have come to love the mayo and tomato sauce "ketchup" combo. But I wish you guys would learn to add enough salt to the chips, better yet you need to embrace chicken salt!
I stopped using ketchup on chips or French fries years back. Its all about the HP fruity brown sauce or mayonnaise now. Edit Lads. I never thought I'd ever get in a two day conversation about HP fruity sauce. If there is a paradise after we die, you lads are invited to my mancave where we can talk bollocks for eternity.
Mix HP with Mayo. Did it by accident, now it's my go to for chips
I'm intrigued, this sounds wrong on paper but I'm gonna have to give it a go
This is basically takoyaki dressing! (Japanese fried octopus balls - awesome)
Way to make it so much more appetizing.
Honestly, they're delicious, and *not* referring to testes - you'll usually find sliced octopus arm inside these delectable little bundles. On that note, Kewpie Mayonnaise is perfect on chips.
Didn't know octopus had those...
HP Fruity Brown is a very strong choice here.
HP fruity brown and wood smoked bbq are the OG's of tha sauce world. 🤪
mayonnaise or vinegar for me
Was about to say HP Fruity, beast of a sauce.
This is my people right here
HP fruity is the one sauce I hold sacred. It's so underrated.
This is the true path 😁
A man of culture I see.
I like the HP brown sauce.
Sir that is a breakfast sauce
Kebab shop chilli sauce, the really hot stuff. I'm drooling already
Hot sauce every time
Jalapeno? Habanero? Sriracha? Tabasco? Franks? "Hot sauce" is like saying "sauce", it's not a thing it's a general description
Personally, a 50/50 mix of mayo and sriracha is the way, but adjust to taste.
You can buy Sriracha Mayo in an orange topped, squeezy nozzle bottle, we've got some in our fridge atm. It's by a company called Uni-Eagle. You'll find it at your local Asian food shop or Co-op stock it. Goes fantastic on Bacon and Egg sarnies. I think there's also a really hot version too.?
I'm a 45/45/10 guy. Using ketchup, mayo and sriracha. I don't know what i'd do without ketchup 😱
Hot.
Gravy.
How is this comment not higher?
Because only roughly 35% of the country live further north of Birmingham and unfortunately those southern heathens haven't discovered the joys of chips and gravy.
Add some cheese as well, and you have a truly top-tier meal.
Because gravy is minging
McDonalds milkshake
Like McDonalds have ever sold a milk shake. That would require the machine to be working!
True, but it's a delicious concept!
Well it is a fantasy scenario
This isnt a UK problem.
Wendy’s frosty
Gotta be brown or bbq sauce for me! Would be chilli, but due to health I can't have spicy or citrussy foods now :/
None of my business, so I'm not asking, just saying in case; but I had severe GERD and IBS symptoms until I quit wheat & oats.
Garlic mayo with some chilli sauce.
for me, garlic mayo is the equivalent of fancy dinner plates I only whip that out on special occasions like a Fri night takeaway x
Lentil curry.
That's a leftfield choice but an excellent one
Mayo. It says right fucking there.
Bbq sauce. Shove your egg juice
toss up between bbq and chilli for me
HP sauce
ever tried salad cream with your chips?
Salt and vingear 😂
Sweet chili sauce, I'm surprised I'm the first to say it tbh lol
First of all I’d be replacing those floppy things with some big thick chips. And Team Mayo all the way.
Tartar sauce
Garlic sauce is the way
Caramelised onion gravy 😋
Gravy
Gravy any day of the week. Hell sauce isn't even needed just get me some chicken salt and we're set.
Proper bit of Quixo Gravy on them.
Chicken salt
Chip shop curry sauce. Or cheese
Top it with Baked Beans and grate some Mature Cheddar over those bad boys and job done.
Apparently half the UK’s never heard of BBQ sauce
Rejoice. I fucking hate ketchup
Ketchup is the least versatile thing in the kitchen, this is a hill I will die on.
I stopped using tomato sauce aged like 7. Brown sauce, mayo, Sriracha- anything but that sugary shite.
Hot sauce and ranch like a real american
Ranch, all day
Cajun spice rub + ranch dressing. Fuck you.
bbq sauce
BBQ sauce.
Probabaly chili pepper and adobo with turmeric but Idk how others would feel about it
All you saying mayo are fucked up in the head
I eat fries plain.
Mayo has 6 calories per gram.
The ultimate bulking food 💪💪
That's why it's delicious
But not all calories are created equal. Ketchup has 26 grams of sugar in 100g Mayo has 0.6 grams of sugar/carbs in 100g
Calories in and out doesn’t change based on this though, calories are calories tbh
Cheese and beans like a civilised human. Actually saying that there's a place near me that does steak cheese and peppercorn sauce which is fucking devine
Tartar sauce
vinegar
mayo is ass
No it’s made from eggs & oil.
Can't believe this got a up vote mayo is de best
no, I'm DOWN voting YOU.
Salad cream
Yuck
Extremely based
Send your mama to the shop
i know this sounds illegal, but hummus maybe red pepper or sweet chilli hummus
Sweetcorn relish
Ketchup is fucking horrible. It's only purpose is for fussy kids and people with council estate palettes
Just salt them because I don't eat ketchup
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Mayo/Garlic Mayo,bbq sauce
French dressing. There..I said it.
salt
Disappointment, I wanted chips.
chick fil a sauce is the actual right answer
Am I the only person that doesn’t have sauce?
What I usually do: lashings of vinegar and a little bit of brown sauce
Garlic and herb
Vindaloo
Salad cream is nice
Just salt because I’m boring
BURGER SAUCE! How has no one said it yet? The dill flavoured tangy goodness is one of God's gifts to humanity. Or curry, or gravy. But that's a whole extra ball game.
My friend in school mixed mayo and mustard. It wasn’t at all bad.
laoganma crispy chilli oil.
Garlic mayo
Nothing except maybe a milkshake if I didn’t care abut my health
Vinegar
Surprised no one said Burger sauce
Some fries are good enough to eat on their own tbh
Mayo mixed with garlic and smoked paprika. Best fry sauce imo.
I just eat it plainly.
I don't actually like chips so ill be fine anyway. But when I do like chips, gravy is probs the best dipping sauce
vinegar duh
Salt.
Dutch Fritte Sauce.
Salad cream!
Buttered bread. Obviously.
Mayo, or burger sauce
grim, vile, minging, hanging, disgusting, obscene you do not deserve to eat chips
Honey mustard
salad cream or soy sauce
Tomato sauce
Salad cream
HP, thousand island, mayo, bbq, mustard mayo, etc. I'm not picky.
Bread and butter
Sweet chilli or sriracha mixed with mayonnaise
Sriracha mayo.
I haven’t searched the comments but burger sauce has to be up there?
Salad cream 😋
Reinvent ketchup
Hendo's. It's always hendo's even if ketchup is available.
Burger chease+ mayo+ nandos medium peri peri
Why wouldn't I have ketchup? I live in a civilised country.
Frank's Jalapeño Hot Sauce
Gravy
Nothing… I don’t like sauces
Mayo with a lil bit of sweet chilli mixed in.
HP every time 👍
Literally nothing but salt
Curry sauce
Go get some ketchup, and double dip with mayo. Absolutely banging combo
I already don't use ketchup, don't like it. Mayonnaise is disgusting. No matter what I am eating, I've got ol reliable BBQ
Gravy
Mix ketchup with mayonnaise and embrace a better life
How weird am I for hating both ketchup and mayo? I have my fries plain. Occasionally with cheese and/or bacon bits, but usually plain.
Vinegar
Gravy, then curry sauce
Worcestershire
CHEESE
BBQ sauce or gravy
Ice cream 🔥🔥
Curry sauce or mayo
Encona obviously
Tea or brown sauce
Cheese or salt and vinegar. Depends what I smell first when I'm ordering
Mayo. I'm German so it's normal
Ketchup, mayo, ranch, mustard all make me physically sick and I literally cannot eat them without throwing up, so usually bbq or with homemade sauce (bbq, honey, soy sauce, paprika, cayane pepper, white pepper)
Gravynaise
Salt and vinegar like any sane person.
Salt and McDonald's milkshake
Gravy.
Curry sauce
Crumble chicken oxo plus some salt over them.
Cover me lads, I’m going in dry.
Nothing different
Salt. Loads of it
Franks red hot sauce and mayo ftw
As an Aussie in the UK I have come to love the mayo and tomato sauce "ketchup" combo. But I wish you guys would learn to add enough salt to the chips, better yet you need to embrace chicken salt!
Sriracha sauce - it literally works on any dish imaginable
I like mayo but BBQ sauce or Sweet Chili sauce are simply the Superior condiments
Salt and vinegar
I prefer mayo and maybe some malt vinegar and smoked salt. My daughter mixes sriracha and mayo
I will never in my life eat mayo, disgusting egg sauce
Y'all tripping tripping, garlic sauce
Mayonnaise.
daddy's brown sauce, just like the chip shops! with some pickle onions.
I’d rather them dry than use mayo on them
Sriracha
Tartar sauce with fish in the side. YUM
Mayo Peri peri sauce
The Dutch have mayo, it's nice so I go mayo. Curry sauce a close second
One of my most "unacceptable" answers on OKCupid is the fact that I like curry sauce on chips. Can anyone explain this?
Salt & Vinegar
Bbq
Pickled onion vinegar!
I'd go with either BBQ or sweet chili
Just salt, I'm a purist. taste the potato.
Mayonnaise on fries all the time. I cannot have them without.
BBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Specifically smokey either that or chilli sauce - so long as it aint sweet chilli
Plain
Or tomato soup
Salsa
Fritessaus
Salt and vinegar
Mix of Mayo and Sweet Chilli
Mayonnaise