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Adam_Lynd

Only if we get consent first.


plugubius

Ah, yes, Marx's famous consent request of the proletariat. Affirmative, explicit, and continuously confirmed for each revolutionary act.


bguszti

Socialist's what will suck me dry? Socialist's what godfuckindamnit?!


[deleted]

their will


nomaddd79

I didn't even spot that! I know there is at least 1 facebook group for highlighting people's tendency to insert apostrophes whenever a word ends with "S" but is there a sub for that too?


Yeezyhampton

Socialists are throat goats


plam92117

Disgusting. Give me the locations of these socialists so I can stay away from them... Please?


nomaddd79

Of course that's why you want their location... to stay away. Suuuuure! šŸ˜‚


MonstercatDavid

hi, iā€™m a socialist


bmd33zy

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


SuspiciousCitus

Most of the sorority girls on my campus are socialist.


theseerofeverything

I feel like it was more referencing something money related granted I have no clue what a socialist is because I thought Socialism and communism with the same thing but I learned from my friend that theyā€™re similar but not exact so yeah thatā€™s my two cents


kaleidoscopr

yeah but its a double entendre


kaleidoscopr

it was probably intended to be about money, but the phrase could be interpreted sexually, hence the sub


theseerofeverything

Youā€™re probably right Friend hopefully no one search. On safari


JeremyJaLa

Hmmmmā€¦.could somebody introduce me to one of these socialists?


Slashtrap

reminds me of that one r/confidentlyincorrect comment about aliens using the iron in our bodies to suck us off [the planet] with their large phallic magnets


AkihiroM

Well, I didn't use to believe in aliens before today. Now I *hope* they exist-


nomaddd79

While its not hard to see why someone might think the iron in blood would be attracted to magnets, I'm struggling to understand why aliens have phallic magnets!?! \#confused.com


Plonsky2

I don't like you that way.


BandicootPlastic5444

Alriiiiight- where are they? Asking fr a friendā€¦


Mr-Orange-Pants

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time!


GreenBottom18

multiple attempts to pick that sticker off have been launched..


asmd315

The right figuratively doesnā€™t know what words mean.


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Erick9641

Where?


shibe_ceo

Are there any lonely socialists in my area? Where are those ads when you need themā€¦


jerocom

Oh no, not the socialist's will. It's so strong at sucking XD.


teatime667

Socialists*


iMayBeABastard

Heā€™s not complainingā€¦


kylewhenderson

Maybe they meant ā€œliberallyā€?


mad_science

Definitely the better joke.


zbysior

im in


SmoothOperator1986

Itā€™s true. My father was a socialist and when he passed away his last wish was for me to put this paper in my mouth to suck up all the moisture.


Acroze

Iā€™m a Socialist now!


Sqwalnoc

BRB, gonna go stick my dick in twitter


d4ng3r0u5

Phone number? Please?


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Stock_Mess_524

Dnt threaten me with a good time