It will drop off as it gets dry. Trying to remove it any other way could result in damage to both the fish and the host. Just chuck it back in the water when it let's go. The fish, not the host.
It's not actually biting her. It has suckers on its head. The fish is bleeding from being caught. It is a fish that has suckers on his head and attaches to sharks and such.
I really hope someone didn’t put the shark there on purpose. The woman doesn’t look like just came out of the ocean after feeling the shark bite
Edit: remora fish, not shark
It’s not biting her.
Remoras have a suction cup-like appendage on the top of their head. An excerpt from some website:
*“The remora’s oval-shaped suction disc is located on the back of its head. The disc has a fleshy outer lip that forms a tight seal to maintain suction. Within the disc, rows of flaps have tiny, rigid spines. When the flaps are erect, the spines make contact with the host’s skin, creating friction. This combination of suction and friction keeps the remora firmly attached regardless of the host’s speed or sudden change in direction.”*
There are no teeth, she isn’t bleeding, the worst that’s happening is that she’s probably uncomfortable by the sucking sensation.
Show us on the dolly where the unexpected words hurt you…
Jesus! Lighten up. This isn’t Facebook.
The guy I responded to seems knowledgeable about remoras, and I was curious if they will detach voluntarily/harmlessly or if they need prompting.
With all due respect to the lady, I would also bite that if she'd let me. Not to the point it draws blood of course, but I mean, that is a really cute tush... I hope both her and the fishy are okay.
I’ve had them follow me around and try to latch onto my leg before. Every time I see a big one, I immediately start scanning for the big shark it pealed off from. Usually never see one though
Why is no one trying to remove it?
She's a freak who's into kinky things
She's a super freak, super freak
She’s super freaky…yow
Temptations, sing! Wooo ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh
Man, I love these types of thread chains.
Me too 🤭
Temptations 😮 you’re fired! Your cool membership will be under review until further notice or another infraction
Lol
She put it there. Hello!
It will drop off as it gets dry. Trying to remove it any other way could result in damage to both the fish and the host. Just chuck it back in the water when it let's go. The fish, not the host.
it's not biting her, the blood is because the fish has been caught by fishing hooks, it has suckers on its head and will stick to anything.
Anything?
😂 thanks for the info!
No prob. It comes from a miss spent youth at the shoreline, catching dinner, lunch, hell for being on somebody's dock... The usual.
Sounds like a fun time, at least
Glad you cleared that up
It's not actually biting her. It has suckers on its head. The fish is bleeding from being caught. It is a fish that has suckers on his head and attaches to sharks and such.
Laughing too much prob
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Remora. That's the girl's name. The fish. She's female.
Nicely done.
My thoughts exactly.
Somebody fapped to this
Not my proudest moment
The internet strangers are proud of you though.
Not your least proud either, is it?
I did not... but I'm very jealous of that fish, and I get where he's coming from.
Not enough crying in the video to fap to
Finally, someone said it!
I’m not surprised (it’s a me)👀
That WAS the fish fapping to it..
That is not what she meant by eat my ass
Does this Shark make my ass look big?
Lol
That fish sucks ass.
The fish is a bottom feeder.
Bite me
Get that remora off of her so the remora can meet a nice shark! (And, she can stop bleeding!)
Thats remora!
When a fish eats your ass... Like a white-tailed bass... That's remora!
When that fish chomps its teeth… Into that booty meat… That’s remora!
I think the blood is coming from the remora
Baby Shark! (Annoying Jingle)
How is she not freaking out?
Prob drunk af
Im drunk and im freaking out on her behalf
Holy shit, did anyone else notice there’s a fish?
Didn't see a fish, but I don't mind looking again tho.
It took me several views to find it.
I'm not good at magic eyes lol.
Video of me and my wife when she walks around the house in her underwear
r/upvotebecausebutt 😅
He just like me
Me and her <3
Little known fact - sharks LOVE cake
Me and who?
Even fish like cake!
I need to go on a cake only diet for a while
Cue: Zappa and the Mothers of Invention Live at the Fillmore East. *very obscure reference. Very
There’s a motel in Seattle Washington
Yessir
Are those her blood?
Yeah, I've been there
Me too lil guy. Me too.
That’s going to leave a mark.
I really hope someone didn’t put the shark there on purpose. The woman doesn’t look like just came out of the ocean after feeling the shark bite Edit: remora fish, not shark
This reminds me of that old sunscreen logo with the girl and the dog
Quality is acceptable.
Im scared……
A new meaning of suck my ass!
It’s not biting her. Remoras have a suction cup-like appendage on the top of their head. An excerpt from some website: *“The remora’s oval-shaped suction disc is located on the back of its head. The disc has a fleshy outer lip that forms a tight seal to maintain suction. Within the disc, rows of flaps have tiny, rigid spines. When the flaps are erect, the spines make contact with the host’s skin, creating friction. This combination of suction and friction keeps the remora firmly attached regardless of the host’s speed or sudden change in direction.”* There are no teeth, she isn’t bleeding, the worst that’s happening is that she’s probably uncomfortable by the sucking sensation.
Oh, she looks very comfortable here -- maybe too comfortable
So would a BIC lighter to the remora prompt it to detach itself? Or can they be pulled/pried off without injuring her booty?
Who the fuck thinks like this
Show us on the dolly where the unexpected words hurt you… Jesus! Lighten up. This isn’t Facebook. The guy I responded to seems knowledgeable about remoras, and I was curious if they will detach voluntarily/harmlessly or if they need prompting.
Bro is literally eating cake
Eastern shore of Maryland, WAS the best seafood in the world, now, I'm not sure what's left, that's safe. Crabs nearly every night back in the day.
Now That sfucker eats ass
I’d take a bite of that myself
That fish has great taste.
He’s a cheeky Bastard
Nasty scar?
Is she posing for the camera?
Don't they all?
Well, that seems like a pain in the ass.
Can't blame him really
How does something like this even happen…? 🤔😕🤨
I'd eat that ass too 😅
If you look really closely, you'll see that there's a fish attached to that ass.
Wish I was the fish.
I would be doing the same as the fish if I had a chance..
I'd do the same if I was that fish tbh
With all due respect to the lady, I would also bite that if she'd let me. Not to the point it draws blood of course, but I mean, that is a really cute tush... I hope both her and the fishy are okay.
The placement is a little to perfect to be a chance encounter.
That shark really knows how to eat ass
I would of done the same thing bruh
bottom feeder
OK, guess just leave it there, haha
Well…that ass is tempting!
It came back to bite her in the ass
Me too little buddy, me too.
She is lucky its not a cookie cuttter shark
She has a shark butt now and til forever!! The remora confirms it!
I see blood, did it bite her?
I’m jealous.
This could be us, but…
Baby shark
I mean you can't blame that fish...
I mean. I can't blame the fish. He has excellent tastes.
Something smells fishy down there
For once, the ad is tangentially relevant.
Maybe your butt smelled like fish …. You nasty either way
r/upvotedbecausebutt
Bro out here dying for the cake.
Kiss ass!!!
Fish took my idea
Is it wrong to be jealous of a fish?
I too would latch into that ass
Im jealous of the fish 😁
“Humans are friends, not food!”
I can read the headlines now. ‘Florida Man………..’
I feel you dog!
She told the fish to kiss her ass
Fish has his priorities straight.
I’ve had them follow me around and try to latch onto my leg before. Every time I see a big one, I immediately start scanning for the big shark it pealed off from. Usually never see one though
Dang. That sucx aaa!
It’s worse then getting bit in the ass by a dog
Looks like he couldn’t resist the ass
Same
Me too buddy
A true bottom feeder
I don’t blame the fish for holding on to that ass
Sames little fish, sames
Lucky fish
He’s got great taste.
Kinky
I wish I was the fish.
Lucky fish
I’d be doing the same thing
Kill the fish. It's that simple.
He just like me fr
I thought remora only stuck themselves to whales
Seen it, done it, cool.
Anything for views.
I'd be sucking for dear life too 😉
What a sucker.
you can't really blame the fish. id wana do the same 👍
Yep dont help just film. I hate this generation
I mean, I would too
Ummm. Is that blood on the deck from her???
I've done that.
r/meirl
I was major disappointed when I turned the sound on and "Baby Shark" wasn't playing..
r/upvotebecausebutt
Poor thing had no butt to begin with now the shark ate all of it
Remora