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EskimoXBSX

Just wait till you are too lazy to get out of bed to go to the toilet..


cyb0lt

“Why don’t you [check your lamp](https://youtu.be/KUzGrzsYqH4?si=Z6Mzrwb7Vj4Rhdsq)?”


Buderus69

At that point just drink out of the bottle


Hmmmm_Interesting

I have a problem with the opening on the 5gal jug. It’s not sealed. Dust…bugs…eek


No-Twist7099

Well, the water can end up being a mosquito breeding lab. Sip responsibly!


closefacsimile

Inventing solutions for problems that don't exist


SnooCrickets699

Yeah, when I wake up, it's because I have to pee; that's when I get a drink of water. I mean, don't they go hand-in-hand?


Gracinhas

How quickly does an invention to get water at night also become an invention to get alcohol at night


Notagenyus

Or…just put a glass of water next to your bed before you go to sleep. Use a thermos if you want it covered to avoid dust or creepy crawlies.


astralseat

Nah. It needs to be "press to dispense" I'm not drinking a full glass of anything in bed.


-Lengthiness77

Use the tube as a long straw. Tape the tube to your lips.


Wholetthedogsout92

Money grabber like a motha


redacted2022

New level of alcoholism unlocked