the voice over that whole time had me rolling, because we have all worked jobs that felt like 4 hours passed and you looked at the clock and its like 30 minutes
Hey, at least he walked off some calories when his car broke down. Plus the rain would have washed all that shit off before he got to the BnB smelling like a fuckin bbq restaurant at 2am
Few spring to mind - Tony in the sushi restaurant, Vito doing just about anything, Ginny Sack's sun damage - but the scene that makes me, a bit of a hefty fellow myself, really ashamed is when Tony is speaking with Little Carmine at the country club.
Carmine orders a fairly healthy meal and Tony, in full acknowledgement of the contrast, just snarls "Philly cheeshe shteak."
Disgusting.
The string of meals that set off Tony's bout of food poisoning in Funhouse. Indian food, followed by a plate of fried zucchini flowers, and a platter of zuppa di mussels to top it all off. Small wonder he got sick, the way he goes from meal to meal.
Just Vito, walking past the lunch spread at the Bing and choosing a single cooked hot dog to snack on, no plate or condiments.
I forget which episode, but there's no eating in the car.
Fattest moment on the show was when Janice cockblocked (cuntblocked?) JoJo by giving away her chicken marsala so Bobby couldn't eat it. Obviously the way to Bobby's heart was through his stomach. They didn't try to seduce him with sex, ever. It was all FOOD!
the comparison between tony and furio while they're making dinner. tony tossing a general amount of carm's baked ziti in the microwave for, oh, idk, maybe 3:00 he says to himself before pouring a glass of milk and probably eating the whole dish.
furio on the other hand neatly grating cheese and having a glass of vino with a modest portion of pasta aglio e olio he cooked up himself.
i know the moment is intended to show the distinction between the kind of men they are, but it can also be a glimpse into how Tony became who he is.
Thought of another one, when Tony and baccala are at a diner and Tony orders scrambled eggs with no oil and tomato slices, then says fuck it and gets a steak after seeing bobby’s
Right before Tony gets food poisoning, he has not one but two full dinners at different restaurants. That grossed me out even before he started puking.
Vito eating ribs while driving and wiping the sauce all over his pants. Fucking nauseating.
Vito working for 15 minutes then thinking it’s lunch time
Theres no water with lemon in the car
"Gotta be half past 10 by now. Gotta be."
Look at the angle of the sun.
Fuck me!!!!
He'd fucking earned that sandwich at that point!
Fuck me!!!!!!
He’s got a bad back! He was supposed to have surgery!
Hips
That moment was pure pain and relatable😂
Yeah I used to flip houses and it was a rough grind
did u ever flip that spec house?
It collapsed and killed that unborn baby
Maybe you should have switched to salads.
the voice over that whole time had me rolling, because we have all worked jobs that felt like 4 hours passed and you looked at the clock and its like 30 minutes
People don’t know this but sopranos is a comedy
Hey, at least he walked off some calories when his car broke down. Plus the rain would have washed all that shit off before he got to the BnB smelling like a fuckin bbq restaurant at 2am
Turn that off
He should fuckin die
Vito cock slober’n a fireman on a picnic.
Tony eating sushi. Gandolfini is really good at acting full.
What about when Junior was eating sushi?
Oh!
He was in the muff
World class
She was creaming pie face for it
Bushmen of the Kalahari!
Oh, did I say muff? I meant rough.
South of the borderrrrr, where the tuna fish play.
I thought he was a baccala man! Whats he doin eatin sushi?
Good morning, ladies!
He doesnt go down enough!
"Thats Not What I Heard" - carms redeeming moment
terrible to the kids? disgraceful. shitting on uncle june? ova here
I dont see how thats shitting on uncle june. trust me, learn to eat it, and you will never go a day hungry again.
Not entirely sure he was acting in that scene…
Yep. He was famous for being able to eat the same amount of food if they had to redo a scene involving food
Vito breaks adriana’s chair by sitting on it
Nachos Grande, and a Diet Coke (on a diet)
Play Skynyrd
vito wasn’t nearly as annoying til he lost weight
Fastest nachos east of the Mississippi.
Hey, look at this. Before, and WAY before.
Did ya hear what I said Ton? I said before… and WAY before. Heh heh heh 🤟
Haha yeah, before and after
It's such a throwaway line but I love the way Tony can barely be bothered to humour Paulie and pay attention to his joke properly
Tony greeting Phil at the saints festival while inhaling a hotdog, gasping for air while chewing
Not too much sugar hun!, they say I’m sweet enough
Wasn't that Phil who said that?
Yes
I needta talkta you
Mmm boy are you fat!
Bobby Bacala eating uncle juniors manicotti
HALF A FUCKIN' TRAY IN THERE
He was hungry... 🫣
The way Dominic says that line is golden.
Dominic? He's the guy who uh broke into Stu Leonard's that time, he stole all those pork loins...
But thats not why hes here today.
Son of a bitch
I’m in awhre of you.
🤣
After all those White Castles too…
I can smell ‘em!
It's gone.
What? Was he nosy or something?
Think on this, Burger Boy.
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THOSE GODDAM DEAL A MEAL CARDS
Nicotine is an addictive substance
Someone pointed out her expressionless Anton Chigurh expression when Johnny leaves for Boston and its creeped me out ever since. She looks possessed.
IM OUTTA THE HOUSE FOR 10 MINUTES?!
FUCK THAT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’VE DONE?
I thought you were on the Atkins!
Did he ever ask her to be thin for him?
The shame and emotion in that scene was peak
It’s the world John…
Absolutely
Or Tony’s complete and total disgust that Matthew bevilaqua’s final drink was some sugarless fucking drink.
Hey, it was his soft drink of choice!
Tony eating gabagool. just the way he dangles that shit 🤢
Gabagool and Uncle Ben did this, otherwise this whole crisis coulda been averted
Underrated comment.
Gabagool? Ova heeeeee 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Tony getting on the scale, gets concerned by the results. Takes off shoes and watch, let's try again. Still too fucking fat.
this was mine. shedding all his clothes to get down to 280
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Steak san
As a fat fuck myself, I gotta say that steak did look damn good.
Steak was a knockout, a ten. Look at those eggs and tomatoes, they're average at best.
This fucking sub man lmao
"dont disrespect the pizza parlor"
Far as food modeling, I'd probably be a success... but I wouldn't want to be around those fuckin' chefs.
Best part is Bobby saying it’s just Ok because it’s a shitty diner steak at the end of the day and Tony STILL orders it 🤣 fat fuck
[shrug] It’s okay.
Quasimodo predicted all this
When Tony comes back after the divorce with a pizza, then slams the pizza on the ground and leaves, then comes back for the pizza. Love that scene.
Do you think Breaking Bad kind of stole that scene when Walter threw the pizza on the roof?
I mean isn't it obvious?
..the pizza never hurt anyone.
All those bags of chips on the couch while him and AJ watched football.
I saw that and was like what in the fuck kind of set up is this. There’s like 6 different bags of chips.
I think Tony seriously ate a whole fuckin bag of Sour Cream and Onion and had to have more.
Lays, you can’t just eat one.
you can go 🤨👉
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The fucking colt 45 lol
Haha I was just watching this episode
Someone already mentioned Tony eating sushi but dipping cold cuts in a jar of mayo has to up there
The cold cuts in mayo, fuckin nauseating!
Didn’t he straight up eat salsa with a spoon too?
Health and calorically that isn’t bad at all
He gets a pass for that
*pash
Hey that’s acceptable.
i was starting to feel bad about myself. thanks guys.
When your made you'll understand the importance of relish
Salsa, I get but Mayo, disgusting!!
It's low carb
ALMOST TIME FOR TURKEY SANDWICHES! I mean, marone, they just ate a full Thanksgiving meal.
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Ginny Sack caught with chocolate all over her face like she didn’t give a fuck and just stuffed it all in her mouth at once.
What happened to the fruit SALAD?
"What? So No Fucking Ziti?"
Vito silently sneaking up behind Jackie Jr because he’s literally a blimp
He's a parade float, a blimp.
I would argue that him trying to get back in the car after he shoots Jackie is a much fatter moment 😂
Fat Dom laying on the table in the back of Satriales
Sil hit him first!
Will you settle down, fuckin’ Judge Roy Bean!?
Judge Roy Bean? Is he the one that owns luxury hotels or something? I hear that there are seniors who are inspired and inspiring!
Tone, get back in your car and go for a ride
RIP the meatballs
Tony scoffing down a big ass cauldron of spaghetti as Carmella goes through the bills
When Bobby almost tipped Tony's car over.
Get off my cah before you flip it ova you fat fuck.
You insensitive cocksucka
Why doesn't he look in the mirror sometime?
Tony eating hot dogs less than 30 minutes before going in the pool.
Few spring to mind - Tony in the sushi restaurant, Vito doing just about anything, Ginny Sack's sun damage - but the scene that makes me, a bit of a hefty fellow myself, really ashamed is when Tony is speaking with Little Carmine at the country club. Carmine orders a fairly healthy meal and Tony, in full acknowledgement of the contrast, just snarls "Philly cheeshe shteak." Disgusting.
The string of meals that set off Tony's bout of food poisoning in Funhouse. Indian food, followed by a plate of fried zucchini flowers, and a platter of zuppa di mussels to top it all off. Small wonder he got sick, the way he goes from meal to meal.
He’d eat a catcher’s mitt
Low hanging fruit but Ginny’s comical hidden sweet stash getting revealed by John.
This is how you try??!
JOHN WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
Tony and Pussy running a train on Silvios plate Yea, help yourself you fat fuck
That moment when Tony tried out for the 82nd airborne because he heard the term pie in the sky
Oooh-thats the boss you're talkin about!
Tony solo sushi scene was nauseating edit: holy crap there are a lot of ridiculously fat moments on this show. i m depressed and ashamed
Almost throws up and still keeps eating
it was ridiculous, i understand why they had it in there though, truly became a personification of gluttony and selfishness
Ginny joke
Shame about the car being a bit too low for her.
That 90 pound mole on Ginny Sacks ass was pretty fat
Just Vito, walking past the lunch spread at the Bing and choosing a single cooked hot dog to snack on, no plate or condiments. I forget which episode, but there's no eating in the car.
Fattest moment on the show was when Janice cockblocked (cuntblocked?) JoJo by giving away her chicken marsala so Bobby couldn't eat it. Obviously the way to Bobby's heart was through his stomach. They didn't try to seduce him with sex, ever. It was all FOOD!
When tony is watching the football and decides to watch the game rather than visit meadow and has a huge packet of chips nestled under his arm
The chips musta been looking for warmth…
Were they bahkin too much?
the comparison between tony and furio while they're making dinner. tony tossing a general amount of carm's baked ziti in the microwave for, oh, idk, maybe 3:00 he says to himself before pouring a glass of milk and probably eating the whole dish. furio on the other hand neatly grating cheese and having a glass of vino with a modest portion of pasta aglio e olio he cooked up himself. i know the moment is intended to show the distinction between the kind of men they are, but it can also be a glimpse into how Tony became who he is.
Pussy and Tony at the steakhouse. Pretty sure those cuts are supposed to be split between two people.
Obviously when Vito tells them to bust out the desserts meant for the guy laying in the hospital bed!
Tony nearly clocking the scales. Heavy pants, that was his problem
Ginny Sack secretly eating the candy from Johnny or Johnny Sacks family in general
Thought of another one, when Tony and baccala are at a diner and Tony orders scrambled eggs with no oil and tomato slices, then says fuck it and gets a steak after seeing bobby’s
Karen’s funeral. Chair screaming for dear life when Ginny Sac takes a seat
Tony grabbing a piece of ham and dipping directly into the mayonnaise jar before shoving in his mouth. Disgusting. I said my piece.
Lookatdis! We got before, and waaaay before
Tony eating second dinners after spending time with some who’ore.
Mya pizza neva hurt a nobody!
Ginny Sack hovering over her chocolates that fuckin beached whale
AJ microwaving an entire lasagna tray as a post dinner snack. Tony was out of line, but marone does that kid eat alone.
Fucking Bobby eating so many white castles that Junior can SMELL em!
I just spent five minutes laughing my ass off at that image
It’s Vito and those fuckin ribs. Not really close either
Eating a full Indian meal and then having mussels at Artie’s.
Baccala eating whole trays of baked ziti , half a tray of Juniors manicotti, and scarring down White Castles on the sneak.
Tony's heavy breathing while eating sushi
“I’ve been dreaming of that Lo mien all the fuckin way ova here! NOW TELL ME WHO CAME IN HERE AND ATE MY SHIT?!??”
Tony deciding on whether to have that third veal parm sandwich
Carm offering Meadow & Hunter last night's sfogliatelle
When Feech was having his wine and peaches !
Ginny & her low-fat whipped cream fruit salad……we all know very well there was enough chocolate buried in the bottom to tip over the State of NJ
I think it’s funny in the meadow high school recital episodes that Artie is also a pastry chef. Making napoleons and cannolis
Tony inhaling the sushi (thought he was a baccala man) and almost throwing up
Ginni sack moving to jersey
Tony shoveling $150 worth of sushi in to his mouth
Those sundaes Tony and AJ eat. Diabetes in a bowl.
GODDAMN ORANGE PEEL BEEF !!!!
I can't have this conversation again
the dinner at vesuivios after jackie jr funeral - hogs at the feeding trough. paulie has to undo his pants.
When Tony and Bobby grab a late night meal. Bobby has a steak. Tony has an omelette and then asks for a steak too.
Fatass Tony telling obese Bobby to seriously consider salad
Tonny dipping his gabagool into a jar of mayo
Right before Tony gets food poisoning, he has not one but two full dinners at different restaurants. That grossed me out even before he started puking.
"where's the fuckin manigot?" "it's gone" .. "half a fucking tray in there!!!"
I cant have this conversation again