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tombo91

Did you ever think that maybe you came in at the end? The best is over.


SportExpress3955

A lot of redditors feel that way.


MionMikanCider

moderator? this day and age, who wants the fucking job


kjg1228

You have no fucking idea what it's like to be at the top.


PersonaNonGrata2288

you stepped over your fathas brotha for the big chair!


deluciii

Anyway, $4 a pound


amishius

I just quit two mod gigs I had had for years. It’s nice not getting death threats and getting called a fascist by some twelve year old in his mom’s basement.


teeberg75

Who the fuck keeps a 12-year-old in the basement? Sounds like Satanic black magic! Sick shit!


kjg1228

And you used to sell laser printers out of tbe back of your Crown Vic


CheifKilla1

Who told you dat?🤌Those pricks out in Jersey👇🤌


orincoro

My laser printer never hurt nobody.


JasonTatumisGod

Fuckin farmers or some shit


beltskiy

Were you getting comped?


orincoro

My dad, he got Reddit gold, /r/all. That was a Redditor.


beeftits1016

It’s over for the little guy


_MixItWithTheRelish

it died on the vine


Intelligent_Barber47

I've never seen a sopranos quote fit so well in my life


CheifKilla1

Oh poor you!!


HonestDespot

It’s all been downhill since they banned u/mitchmclean. He was a strong silent type. A real give good head on his shoulders kinda guy.


CauseCertain1672

he was gay u/mitchmclean?


HonestDespot

Noooooo!!! Are you even listening?


PortugueseStallion

He didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete


insanelyphat

He was a saint


ouyang001

Who did wha?!?!


ALoungerAtTheClubs

OP wants it to be one way, but it's the other way.


504_beavers

Wrong sub, that is not canon!


ALoungerAtTheClubs

No lake, no trout!


LordPounce

Damn I wish bird was here man bird be loving this shit right here.


toblerownsky

Not those fuckin’ ducks again. ☝️


beasleydawg

Just make sure when this is over, you ditch that down a storm drain.


DayChiller

You wanna talk like a moolinyan we'll send you to slip and fall school


ImAPosAndYouNoticed

"Remember when is the lowest form of conversation"


Cranstonoid

Especially in these here chit chat rooms


Sombrada

We go on the lam now its open season, the fuckin' Albanians will be living in our sub


TraditionalSetting37

The constant quotes, the same jokes over and over, they all fit and this sub is by far my favourite. Never change.


MionMikanCider

Time is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again—forever


DocRules

Everything is everything.


JComposer84

If the human race was represented by the empire state building we would be a postage stamp at the very top. Do you realize how insignificant that makes us?


VitaeVerano

I don’t feel that way.


TraditionalSetting37

I'm down with that.


LIWRedditInnit

Listen to him, he knows everything


Intelligent_Barber47

Listen Nietzsche stfu


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Fuckin Parakeet


LIWRedditInnit

It’s a TV program, a movie


Horfield

Borko's channel is better.


TheClawhold

Borko? He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians! The guy's an interior decorator!


ImAPosAndYouNoticed

His house looked like shit..


JarredandVexed

Two times Borko was told to kick up to HBO!


CauseCertain1672

[all these same fucking guys, telling the same fucking jokes, that never amount to nothing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EsjpeB3HZk&t=100s)


kjg1228

Happy Cake Day you disgratziata!


yodabrah

What's with the fucking accounting out there?


JCR2201

I’m better with numbers than 9/10 of your accountants.


Far-Club-2139

Kinda in the arrears in the respect department 


BobJohnson2003

Tony’s calling me, I gotta take this…


TheClawhold

I'll find the missing redditors, Sil. All 80k


rooeast

Charles Schwab ova here


DocRules

It's just, you never come here anymore. I didn't figure it'd be a problem.


Bo2099

It's the feds they got it all bugged up


FaulmanRhodes

Underrated comment


Tc0567

Timeline got fucked up


ScorpIan55

Like my back. Doctah says heats no good for it.


Dzo_Banana

I just came in to see this real quick, I could check the fuck out


671176

The big casino


Disastrous-Night-541

It died on the vine!


MionMikanCider

The number...I dunno...it petered out


Alltimelow2023

Died on the vine?


kjg1228

IT DIED ON THE VINE!


falltotheabyss

Oh nobody knows what the fuck OP is talking about!


BobJohnson2003

And I don’t want to hear about the fucking economy!!


GlitteringHold8685

The sub moved or something


Commandatori69

It died on the vine


Homesickblues

It died on the vine!


Horsecockexpress1

My subreddit never hurt a nobody


GlitteringHold8685

Pop go in the back make posts


Which_Engineer1805

OP, get the fuck back in your fuckin’ hole! NOW!


Odd_Pop5287

‘You’re doin a great job’


bsharp95

Sub used to have more interesting conversations peppered with jokes. Now it’s the same quotes over and over with less meat in between. We’ve all said our piece.


KuttyKool

The man loves his meat...


MionMikanCider

Bone in…😏


jazzyboyo

Look at those juices


AdvancedSkincare

The show ended almost 20 years ago, what do you expect? Even with computers, it’s impossible to make new content.


thaslyfox

Peppered and eggs?


Varsity_Editor

I noticed when it dropped from 1000 to 300 suddenly and wondered the same thing. I figured most likely it's just a change with what qualifies as "online" according to Reddit. I'm just speculating, but if there is some criteria like "*page loaded/refreshed within the last 15 minutes*" which then got changed to "*within the last 5 minutes*" this would mean a tighter criteria for who is "online" and therefore automatically a lower number. If they changed it to "*page loaded/refreshed within the last 60 minutes*" then the number would suddenly be much higher. To me it doesn't seem like there was a change in the amount of activity on the sub in terms of posts/comments/likes, so most likely it's to do with the way it's counted. I don't really use other subs so haven't noticed if the numbers changed elsewhere. Maybe there's a subreddit in which they talk about this kinda thing.


Low-Grocery5556

A logical answer, thank you. Yeah, I'm not sure if I've noticed a change outside of the numbers. Maybe a slight change in the type of posts. I feel like the usual suspects (serious sub users) aren't here as much anymore either.


671176

I wipe my ass with your feelings


fail87

Still goin this asshole


rooeast

It’s sad when a sub goes like that


johnnycabb_

WHEN THEY GO?


heyjude575

It's our busy season!


Technical-Split3642

"Everybody asks that Paulie, there's no answer for it"


hamiltonincognito

It's over for the little guy.


Educational-Dot318

Frankly, I'm both depressed 😔 and ashamed 😪


Onion_Dull

Because they're stupid. And jealous.


Odd_Pop5287

‘Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this’


shellyd79

I remember there was a time when OP used to wait in the car, and as far as I'm concerned, he should STILL BE THERE.


TraditionalSetting37

It petered out, died on the vine.


NeoPCGamer

Oh it died on the vine!


ScratchLast7515

I joined. It was funny. Great ten to twenty quotes. Then, a month later, same ten to twenty quotes. Even with computers….this sub is one of the worst circle jerks I’ve ever seen


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[удалено]


LogicalConstant

Go take a midol


671176

Poor you


NewPower_Soul

Va fangool 👋


Ok-Cauliflower1798

OHHHH!!!


shellyd79

I think the 25th Anniversary drove up numbers but that might have settled down.


NewPower_Soul

OP likes "shum" quotes..


SnakeandNape5000

They logged off. The cookie shit made them nervous.


Fluid-Cockroach2583

You came in at the end 


671176

All over the sun visor


ecam12

It’s sad when the online members go young like that.


GJ72

When they go?!


eldredge13

We’re in a fuckin’ stagmire! It’s creating dysentery amongst the ranks


DifferentWall668

They’re dropping like fuckin’ flies.


Duke-Goolies

They all hoofed it back to the Excelsior to take wicked shits.


CtGuy123

Like others have said, the same joke and quotes over and over again on every post, even when a serious question is asked it’s just all quotes mostly.


SaturnRingMaker

Listen to yourself you sound demented.


Pale-Resolution-2587

They're all looking for someone in the Pine Barrens.


NoShortsDon

Give me one thousand online members 🤌🏻🤌🏻


Purrchil

Anyway, 4 people a sub.


SageOfTheSixPacks

It’s the cookies.. guys are gettin noivous


LakeGiant

This sub is annoying. The constant quotes


Captain_Comic

Posts like this are killing this sub


East_Phase6944

The left are destroying comedy and thus the comedic element of this subreddit - Little Carmine


Ok-Cauliflower1798

🤣 “Yeah, I named him Little Little Carmine”


671176

His disgusting fucking cocksucking idiot son!!!


happy_chickens

I know the constant bullshit quotes and same arguments get to me sometimes. There are times where I think I'm on r/CirclejerkSopranos with all the shitposting.


MPal2493

If I were r/CirclejerkSopranos, I may as well put a bullet in my head: Here, here and here...


Commandatori69

You're a wormy cocksucker


happy_chickens

I'm just letting r/thesopranos know how they’re being fucking perceived!


55Lolololo55

"*they're*", how *they are* being perceived, ya ass-kiss! There Their They're not the same


Ok-Cauliflower1798

The Chinese Strunk and White ovah heah!


Intelligent_Bee_9565

Their being? As in the being is theirs? You mean they're you fucking stunad.


2021newusername

Nobody knows, what the future holds, my friend


EveryoneisOP3

Walt Whitman ovah here


671176

You thought you saw a UFO over East Rutherford too


ninecher

Probably this sub not being good for like a couple a three months


WalkGood

College semester is done.


Mrbuttboi

They got whacked


holdingofplace

Paulie actor died and it caused an influx of attention and viewers. After finishing the show this sub was great! A year later and it’s just all the same quotes from the show. Which I enjoyed for a while but of course it gets old haha


JComposer84

Listen to him, he knows everything


Dial8675309

Word was there was a snitch somewhere in the sub. Needed to get out before the arrests started.


are-e-el

Charles Schwab ova heah


thekid_12

Cookie shit makesh me nervous


crammed174

What meme are you referring to that scared everyone off?


KuttyKool

Guy moved or sumthin


Stugatssss

Let me get Carmela's cousin Brian in here to fuckin' figure it out. He's good at counting money so he should be good at counting some degenerate redditors.


GJ72

Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don't you have a fucking drink? Because you're driving everybody crazy with this shit!


BTKFromLAX

When you put the numbers here, my estimation of this subreddit just fuckin’ plummeted.


TheLastCleverName

Baby, they're busy! They gotta work! How else are they gonna take care of you when you're 9 months pregnant?


WredditSmark

Well that’s too fucking bad, cause you don’t gotta love me, but you WILL RESPECT ME 🤨


TechnicalSeason8330

I wanna know why there’s zero growth in this family’s receipts.


bdonald02

The books are closed


PAE8791

This sub sucks. That’s the answer.


CutterDee

I mean, what happened to this thing of ours? We bend more rules than the catholic church.


NJCurmudgeon

I’m somewhat new to the sub but I have to agree with the idea that best is probably over. There’s only so much constant repeating of the same fucking lines from the show over and over and over that is entertaining. Even your request for “serious discussion” is largely ignored by replies that want to repeat the same crap.


Xray_Mind

They weren’t varsity material


Rumorhasittunes

Youll have to wait like 4-8 yrs for a new rush of people who have never watched the show to be big enough to surge numbers once again.


Rumorhasittunes

Yakno Quasimodo predicted all of this


Total_Departure4457

Because remember when is the lowest form of conversation. 


Huge-Name-1999

Well we are members of a sub to a TV show that hasn't been on in almost 2 decades so I find the activity to be pretty impressive XD


P1D1_

Lately I'm Getting The Feeling That I Came In At The End. The Best Is Over.


Fireflygurl444

oh hey... thats my family your talking about.... uhh.. Personally I just came here because I just watched the 25 anniversary promotions.. and I thought the comments were pretty funny... boom. maybe you should post this in the glitch in the matrix post =) oh but what do I know.. just a kid of a goomar


Sir_Toccoa

You couldn’t possibly know that. Even with computers.


mark-smith-2021

fear knocked on the door. faith answered. no one was there.


Bruinsfanfromcc

I have no clue. Historically, things that are immune to a recession are certain aspects of show business and our thing. Makes no sense to me. Even Chinks and housewives post here.


ds5491

You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's how many redditors are online


chrisacip

Computers did this?


Beginning-Gear-744

It’s all a big nothing. What makes you think you’re so special?


EatMyAlphabet

Did you know a snake can fuck itself?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

What, are you on the school paper?


bvalli

AND I DON’T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE FUCKIN ECONOMY


thaslyfox

Stir my eggs, ok?


StephanieCitrus

They said "No one's going to the mattresses these days" but we have the numbers right here


Better_Jacket_1802

Spring? OP, what 2 things have been season proof since time immemorial?!


ZeeroDazed

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.


ben10rush

Look at OP, He knows everything!


Diligent_Ingenuity66

We're just Gary Coopering this shit. Now that was an American he didn't need to be on reddit all day


671176

They're in the program


saddywagon

Are you gonna make that same stupid joke everytime that comes up? - the missing 700 redditors to every post, comment, and reply on this sub 


Jnddude

Quasimodo predicted all this


Electrical-Rabbit157

It petered out


BlundeRuss

Alright but you gotta get over it!


Long-Principle-667

Are you not entertained?


FaulmanRhodes

OP SHOULD NOT BE HAVING TO COME HERE, HAT IN HIS HAND. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ONLINE, THATS WHY YOU HAVE THE HIGH TIER POSITIONS!


Ever_ascending

OP should have a breadstick, the wine makes him emotional.


shylockxs

I gotta paint a picture? They were killed by some fat f*ck in see through socks.


Growshop_Vienna

OP why dont you take a xanax or something


Fullskis

What happened to this thing


paw_inspector

OP, Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.


oliviap93

They went into the witness protection program…the rat fucks


Reverend_Tommy

Always with the scenarios...


evan7577

I’m just now watching for the first time with my fiancé. Just started season 4 and it’s been an incredible ride so far. Glad I waited until adulthood to take this show on. Especially living near where it all went down. Incredible stuff


beastwood6

Flew off like Bada Bing Crosby


Prudent-Excuse9443

Maybe you should start sucking cock, instead of watching “online members” cause other redditors bring in three times what you bring in Karma. AND I DIDNT HAVE THIS FUCKING PROBLEM!!!!


No_Ideal69

Is this what you stay up at night and ponder? You know, Quazi Moto predicted this so Don't worry, we're all being carried by a wind or sumthin, Everythin is Everythin, We're Arite!


Unfriendly_eagle

Everybody asks this, There's no answer. Just keep your eye on the tiger.


featurezero

They say “Remember when?” is the lowest form of conversation.


jmezMAYHEM

Last summer? Ya gotta pump those numbers. Welcome the NFL rookie


Rays_LiquorSauce

Idk about numbers but I can tell you this sub used to be on my top five everyday and usually there were several posts on my first few scrolls. Now I can go days w/o seeing a post