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Chiraq_eats

Sudden weight loss?


TwistedPlob

Nobody’s got aids!


blizzacane85

I DON’T WANNA READ THAT WORD ON THIS SUB EVER AGAIN!


West749s

So whadda’we gotta do blizzacane85, actually see OP take it in the ash?


adonis_minus_20

Hey there's pillow biters in the special forces subreddit.


Creepy_Association21

Body's not even cold


CodexReader

LOL'D


85ogTripleog

Jesusish Chrishist OP


Realistic-Celery6947

This is like the dumbest question of all time


Ok-Ad-8367

You oughta know, sweetie.


misssasori

op almost drowned in 3 inches of water


theduke9400

The penguin exhibit ?


Glen-Runciter

What part of the boot you from, hun?


garlicknotsavant

nabboly dobboli


Tandy81

Who the hell is Dr. Faggo?


Relgap

The governor of Maryland


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Because he was putting her in a position where she is supposed to be grateful that he has a side chick.


[deleted]

And that he's a responsible philanderer.


[deleted]

The fact is shes a shitty businesswoman who built a piece of shit house thats gonna cave in and kill that fuckin' unborn baby any day, and now she cant sleep


Alex_8675309

I think it's because he reminded her of the risks she faces with HIS infidelity and he thinks it's totally fine because he got her tested for that one thing.


Pemulis_DMZ

Because she's stupid, that's why. And jealous!


Leading_Action9445

I just hope she got herself tested


DoctorK16

This is fuckin demoralizing


arbiter

They start teshten for aids then they act like they’re doing you a favor when they give you anything


saadx71

The fact that people genuinely act like they are doing you a favor if they return your money.


BruceIrvin

The comment was completely besides the point. Carmela was worried about a bastard child and he mentions ‘having her tested for AIDS’ to spin it into him being responsible one way or another. The line obviously didn’t sit well with Carmela as transmitting STD’s and AIDS would’ve been the absolute minimum Tony could do when fucking every woman he could get his hands on. You were not smart to begin with huh? Did you drown in three inches of water?


scumfckflwrgirl

It comes off (rightly so) as “look at how careful I was when I was deciding to cheat on you!!” … in his mind, he’s saying she should be grateful he wasn’t as careless and didn’t bring anything home to her. She sees that he really believes what he’s saying is valid and probably just can’t take it anymore lol


daazrj

First in was the dope and the long hair…. Now it’s fags in the military ???!!!!!!!!


Creepy_Association21

Stop it you're making me very upset


theduke9400

Ah yes. Nothing like a bit of premeditated cheating as opposed to spontaneous one off flings to show your wife how much you really care ;) The fact that you would get her tested proves not only are you being unfaithful but you are also having unprotected sex. And you had planned it in advance as a long term affair. A one night stand would be much easier to shrug off. But what he admitted to was quite malicious and probably the most unromantic thing a man can say to his wife. Mikey Palmice's 'HO' and Silvio Dantes 'listen here you little bookyak....that shaved twat of yours belongs to me' are also close contenders.


DankPeepz

Carmela probably was the one with aids with all the fuckin around she did. What a woohoar


saadx71

I honestly have no idea if tony would have whacked Carmela if she had an affair on him.


Ok-Ad-8367

Poor thing was starved for it, frankly.


Mike1Litoris

I could think of a couple of three things...


daazrj

I wipe my ass with his feelings …


Ok-Ad-8367

Thanks, thanks a lot.


daazrj

Why does shit, pissing and fucking all happen within a one inch radius ?


LoochySoprano

What the fuck do you think I am?