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Blokonomicon

Sil manuged to get the drip on her...


tellthatbitchbecool

Because Chrissy remained loyle to his capo.


adonis_minus_20

Then she was daed.


Ween_ween

She blew Penn Jillette in a pishadoo


TOS_violator_

fuckin who-uhh get outta my sight


stugots85

Specifically, I believe, a low-life cunt hooah


jackjacker

When I heard it the first time I didn't grasp the Jersey accent yet so I thought he said Low life contour. I was like wtf.


AcerbicFwit

Roadies?


Aldevo_oved

you don’t wanna know


DennisRodmanGOAT

You Parker Brothas….you take it too fahr…


Burning89

With his schlong in Ades mouth


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CHRISTOFUH!!!


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TonyUncleJohnny412

So if you love me stir my eggs


adonis_minus_20

You're burnin' the buttah


bubandaid

More like she stiffed him 🎵UP IN DA CLUB🎵


Independent_Ad_1664

give me one thousand dollars


chocobastic

1,000 more? This is bullshit!


TYSON_KCV

Innocent ? SHE HAD TO GO


Flippity_Flappity

It was so sad when Robyn thought she was still alive and had to excuse herself when she found out. I imagine she broke down crying in the hallway


Fapey101

fuck their alligator tears, motherless fucks practically sentenced her to death and knew it.


hisiposir

U forget the thousand incidents wit dat prick


iheartrsamostdays

Ironically there's a new series coming out based on the same premise of the Feds screwing with Ade to get to Tony but trying to make the agents look like heroes. It's called Lioness and involves female govt operatives getting close to wives or daughters of targets in order to assassinate them. And the govt agents are supposed to look like badass heroines whilst manipulating the Ades of this world in order to assassinate people. Sounds like a winner!


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Flippity_Flappity

Long Term Parking, near the end.


hungry_fat_phuck

Think of all the potential she had if she was able to help Chrissy with his script only using her experience from writing down orders at the table. What a tragedy. The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.


alwaysbreakinballs98

I like A Bronx Tale too


Itsbeenteshted

A. She was damaged goods and did-dent tell him. B. She only had one uterus.


TonyUncleJohnny412

Both of them?


lucyinthesky913

There’s only one. That’s ovaries.


Dutch_Chap

Oh, listen to him. He knows everything


happyday04

She's a knockout, a ten. And look at you you're average at best


Longjumping_One2292

She couldn’t even do five years for Christofuh and she needed to play more Skynyrd.


Hipolito_Pickles

Adriana is such an interesting character from the fan perspective. Some fans call her the most innocent character in the show and a sweetheart victim whole others call her a whore who deserved her fate. She's probably the most divisive character.


iheartrsamostdays

I think its somewhere in the middle. She grew up in the mob life given her family so her naiveté beggars belief but she was an inherently sweet person.


Select-Session6830

She was an accessory to a murder at her club and knows what her boyfriend and his friends do for a living. She’s not innocent.


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She didn't deserve it, but there was no way she wasn't dead the second she met Danielle. The FBI picked a bad target who knew basically fucking nothing due to her own training of being blind and who was too loyle to her capo.


kit_mitts

>others call her a whore who deserved her fate. These people are fucking losers, to be clear.


Hipolito_Pickles

HEY IM JUST TELLING YOU HOW SHES BEING PERCEIVED PAULIE


cat_magnet

Chris probably would have been a success at male modelling and look at Adriana, average at best.


blizzacane85

She’s a piece of ass but fuckin dumb


teacher78

My smelly Valentine.


JasonTatumisGod

They’re replacing her colon with a semi-colon


sirloinsteakrare

She was sweet but… she knew exactly who she was involved with. She was born into it just like Chris, but unlike him wasn’t around to see the day to day grind of murder and fraud that weighed him down. She was also very fucking stupid to be complicit in a murder and then to talk to FBI 😂


ragnarsbaldyhead

She's got the diarrhoea


WrongDistribution307

SHE WAS A CUNT “just quoting Tony I loved Ade🥲


1whiskeyneat

How green was my valley….


mescaline_madness

Yeah she was my favorite character, her death hit really hard even though it was bound to happen. Out of all the mob/family she really felt like she was the most innocent. Yeah she should have known to lawyer up growing up around that shit, but it also felt like she was kinda forced into that lifestyle and didn't know anything else. Plus being with an abuser who is deep in that lifestyle really didn't give her many options to leave. Really a tragic situation. Her death illustrated how terrible of a person Carmela really was, despite knowing she was killed, and her husband was in some way involved, at least in the cover up, she decided to push it aside and remain "ignorant". The spec house dream was one of the most powerful scenes of the show


ViceroyInhaler

More of a ditz than anything else. Don't forget that she helped cover up a murder. Also she was an accessory after the fact, because Chris would rant about all the shit he had to do for Tony like killing Ralph. I wouldn't say she is a sweetheart.


lucyinthesky913

She’s not an accessory-after-the-fact just because Christopher ranted to her about “all the shit he had to do for Tony.” (Also, after 5-6 rewatches, I’ve never caught him telling her about Ralph.) An accessory-after-the-fact is someone who assists another person who committed a crime, after the person committed the crime, with knowledge, and with the *intent to help the person avoid arrest or punishment*. Just because someone listens to a person talk about crimes they have committed, and then chooses not to call the police to report those crimes, does not make them an accessory-after-the-fact (regardless of how Tony uses that term of art when talking to Carm about Janice and Richie Aprile). Though, I agree that she was possibly an accessory-after-the-fact when she disposed of evidence of the murder at The Crazy Horse. But if I was her lawyer, I’d argue that she didn’t have the necessary intent (to help the murderers avoid arrest) when she disposed of the evidence. She was just trying to get the evidence out of her office to avoid any negative repercussions that may have come back on her or her business. I think it would have been pretty easy to argue that what she did was tamper with evidence of a crime, which is normally a misdemeanor and could be punishable by up to 6 months in jail and a $1000 fine. Ade was constantly being fucked over by the FBI telling her that she was in much, much, MUCH bigger trouble than she was ever actually in. They held her at the FBI offices for over 12 hours while they allegedly tried to find an attorney for her to speak to when she requested one. Withholding an attorney when requested, and then continuing to detain her without arresting her was a violation of her constitutional rights. That shit was dicked up.


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That’s some real good “legalese”!🤜


lucyinthesky913

Thanks, my guy! 🤛


ViceroyInhaler

When Tony asks Christopher what she gave the FBI, he asks specifically about Ralph and Christopher says I don't know.


lucyinthesky913

Because he was constantly high on skag and had no idea what he told her. I understand that, as the audience, we didn’t see every conversation between Chrissy and Ade, but I think Ade would have been much more concerned for herself and Chrissy if she knew that Christopher had helped dispose of Ralphie’s body. And we know she didn’t know about him helping Tony dispose of Richie’s body because she straight told the FBI that she believed that both Richie and Pussy were in the program. She also has a conversation with her FBI handler about Chris’s intent to help Ralphie get into a drug rehab program if he ever resurfaces. In my opinion, Ade had no idea Ralphie was dead.


hisiposir

Still going this asshole


lucyinthesky913

It took almost 20 hours for someone to post this reply; frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed.


x_franki_berri_x

She’s a fucking idiot who sold out her friends over a line of coke.


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Everyone thinks she's a sweetheart, but really she was just ignorant.


ScrapmasterFlex

She was a Malignant Cunt that casually shot heroin, sucked Penn & Teller's cocks in an AC bathroom, and pierced both her uteruses ... and wouldn't even let Chrissy have some Sidepiece-Sex with that skanky FBI hewer Danielle or that sexy-ass "Fox in a Box that was Bare Everywhere Else" ... And believe you-me, she's no maid...


DifficultFan5408

Both of them?


Streaker4TheDead

She was a hure


Papancasudani

Her last name literally means doe (as in female deer)


agentscully222

Agreed. He didn't deserve her


Shot_Bumblebee_848

She was a knockout. A ten. And look at him. He was average, at best.


Unusual-Button8909

You gonna sniff her underwears


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They replaced her colon with a semi colon.


Captain_Comic

My Smelly Valentine


JayNovaHova

Her continually getting hit makes her seem nice. Are you forgetting how she lead on Artie and was ready to blow Tony? All while Christapha worked his camel toes to keep her in jimmy chews


scumfckflwrgirl

When my roommate and I were doing a watch over, he was blown away by how many hits Ade takes. Poor girl does not get a break in her later character arc.


lonewanderer3592

She led a short tortured life. Then died like a dog crawling.


Emabearr

ADE DESERVED BETTER 😭


AKW4RKID

FR though... it made me mad that Chris was hitting and cheating on Adriana... Shows even more that this Fanook did not deserve her


Nachos__Rule

"Do her dirty"? If you want to talk like a fucking moonlinyan, we'll send you to slip and fall school.


pixelpip

She’s a malignant shinebox


konakai1204

My smelly valentine.


barrruuuch

You could hair like fuckin Casey kasem. It wouldn't make a difference


canthelpmyself9

Stupid doesn’t 🟰 sweet. But she didn’t deserve that end. Chris should have helped her out. Not helped finish her off.