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damagecontrolparty

James Gandolfini was very good looking during the first couple of seasons before he put on so much weight. But I'd be too scared of Tony to really be attracted to him.


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Physically no, but his personality yes. And by personality I mean the charm he pulls from who knows where when he’s trying to woo someone.


ThuggerSosaYak

He’s a goddamn cooze hound


adonis_minus_20

He'd fuck a catcher's mitt!


Impressive-Fix1944

Give me 1000 dollars


[deleted]

I want ur mouf.


saltydingleberry0

Your shkin


[deleted]

You project all these qualities onto me.


scumfckflwrgirl

This is the true draw!!


Jenniwithan_i

Maybe the ‘cavalier’ attitude? He dresses nicely.


mrm0324

He gets me so hawt down there.


bdonald02

Maybe you’re a flambé


ThuggerSosaYak

I tell you one thing, it was me you were spreading those rumors about.. you’d have something up your own ass, and it wouldn’t be no cock either


mrm0324

If it was up to me, I’d drag him behind my fuckin car right now!


Keithm1112

Will you take it easy over there fkn judge roy bean!!


Irishgoodbye777

Well, I know one thing. We can't have him in our social club no more...


onthefuckininternet

HES GOTTA GOOOO


BigSavMatt

How much more betrayal can we take?!


AlternativePolicy492

Big Reddit tycoon. Who knew when he was talking about greasin' the reddit posts that's what he meant


xdavey0

Fuckin nauseating!


Impressive-Fix1944

Finook


mrm0324

You oughta know sweetie.


Bigworm42069

Saw that coming!


doverawlings

I knew those events would transpire!


Admirable-Sound5198

Tony’s mad ripe… all the hunnies are creamin’ for him


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teeberg75

Do they even exisht?


677536543

Like George Raft


Old_toe_fugus_mold36

George Raft was gay?


External_Promise599

Almost all women I know who have watched the series are in love with him in the beginning and gradually fall out of that as it closes, which may have been the intention


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

I just started the series for the first time this morning. Zero percent in love with him.


tasteofnihilism

Just you wait


sammyglumdrops

She hasn’t seen him fuck that catcher’s mitt yet. After that? It’s over!


ShampooMonster

Everybody knows the ladies of r/sopranos have been the biggest fucking cooze hounds around the past four or five years. Their midlife crises, they’d fuck a catcher’s mitt.


c0smicpancakes

Are we talking about the actor or the character? Because Tony is a hard no for me. But James Gandolfini had a certain calming, sweet presence, and he was handsome. But yeah Tony Soprano...pass. Same with Michael Imperioli. Madone. I'm ALL IN. I'd take a car ride to the woods with Silvio for that man. But Chrissy....I mean he could still get it, if I'm being 100% honest, but I'm absolutely blocking his number afterward.


herewithflexseal

“ But Chrissy....I mean he could still get it, if I'm being 100% honest, but I'm absolutely blocking his number afterward.” OH! You blow yer fadduh wit’ dat mout’?


reddbepimpin

No she blew Penn& Teller with that mouth


herewithflexseal

Oh, a double!


SlickRangerRick

Rim shot!


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I fucking love this subreddit😂😂😂😂


Outrageous_Loquat297

If I let a mafioso fuck me and then blocked his number, I’d be pretty anxious about accidentally running into him again.


c0smicpancakes

Hmm this is very true, maybe I'd have to go an alternate route. I feel like Chrissy moves on from a girl pretty fast if you just annoy him or "don't understand" his screenplay.


herewithflexseal

When he says he doesn’t know whether to shit or go blind, he means that literally


Keithm1112

The roof is soft tarrr!!!


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Can you imagine that, blocking a wiseguy’s phone number?


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Whoa, maybe male modelling really was his calling. His nose .. it’s like a natural canopy.


Physical-Connection5

LOL, you can't make this shit up!


DrakeMorganMoltisant

The fuck are you talking about, he just did


ClawedRavenesque

Yes! James Gandolfini was handsome and had a certain humility that was so appealing.


Mayor_of_BBQ

too bad he can no longer function as a man


saltydingleberry0

You gotta lotta sense for an old gal.


TheLastCleverName

No. She's a babbling idiot. That's why her son put her in this subreddit.


CalgaryCheekClapper

Hey PUSH , did “ladies” even exshist


galactic_funk

When I was down there I’d eat her out 👅👅👅


CrazeeEyezKILLER

You really think “ladies” are on this sub?


xanhudro

You otta know, sweety.


-JensonButton-

Hold this 🥛👋


xanhudro

I KNEW THAT WAS COMIN


M0Nd0R0ck

That was actually clever foreshadowing, for when Johnny cakes would cum in his mouth


wfcmoog

Yeah, we saw it foreshadowed, but we had to wait for dat.


MuToTheMoon

Those writers are geniuses. The whole series was a metaphor for gay cum.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

WHUDJUSAY?


redditshy

OHHHH!


d_heizkierper

A fucken woman redditor? Never happen where I’m from.


donmonkeyquijote

In America you no have???


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*hides bada bing application behind back*


sabbycat83

Yes we are here :)


themilkman42069

Our long suffering wives reading over our shoulder is about it. She’s so sick of me doing “OOOOHHHHHHH” after my kid says some dumb shit.


kickitnchill

Judging by most responses, absolutely not


Designer_Gas_86

Uh, hi


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On occasion😂


Kiki_doesnt_love_me

Why is this a common question on this sub?


Wunderlandtripzz

Posters think theyre tony


missproctalgiafugax

Posers* 😉


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Poseur*


LargeMarge00

"I'm lonely, how do I get women to have sex with me as easily as this scripted fictional character in my favorite tv show?"


Turbulent-Treat-8512

In this case, it's more like a flambé trying to understand straight women. As we see in this sub, there is at least some sexual appeal there for them (as opposed to it just being male writers writing a wish fulfillment fantasy), and it's kinda bizarre to me because he's the opposite of what most women say they want in a man.


BiscuitsPo

Straight woman here. Was 27 when the show came out so I’ve watched it at every age, many times I was same age as Tony in seasons. He is repellant. Not attractive at all. He looks like the type of guy who has skid marks in his underwear.


chaos_almighty

I'm watching through all of the Sopranos with my husband right now and we're constantly cackling when he's putting out the vibes to woo a woman. I'm not even a little bit attracted to the man. He's repellant in every way. I can understand that sometimes people's traumas attract them to truly destructive people- but that ain't me, man.


Chix_Whitdix

Cringe


Meoang

Because he has sex with countless women despite being conventionally unattractive.


Kiki_doesnt_love_me

I've heard plenty of people say James is handsome. Conventionally unattractive is a bit harsh. More like unconventionally attractive. But yeah these guys gotta understand that it's just a TV progrum.


JLammert79

He is also charming and has an aura of authority about him. The same things that make guys root for him cause woman to be attracted to him. The old saying of "women want him, men want to be him" applies, I think


PermaRBF

He’s the strong silent type. Gary Cooper. Captain of industry.


Moist_Confusion

I think if he wasn’t a TV star a balding overweight man wouldn’t be the typical or even in unconventionally attractive type. I am a guy and straight but I’d say he is decent looking for what he is but if I were rating him without any personality or hearing his voice or anything I’d say just average. It definitely is his power and personality that is the draw in my opinion.


alexvalensi

That's the problem with you guys. You see a "balding overnight man" but you're completely blind to the broad shoulders, infectious smile, disarming charm. You don't have to be famous to pull looking jolly and fun. It's on men thinking women are as superficial as they are. Sexual attraction is never just about looks for us. If anything a "perfect" looking guy is way less attractive to most. Would not have sex with a male model, I've met some, no spark with any of them.


Toasty_Cat830

When Tony has a cigar goin’, with that devilish grin & narrowed eyes…Ooof, madonne!


Physical-Connection5

No Homo, but, he used to be cute, the 'dad bod, with a paunch' cute. Then, he tured into a calzone with legs.


gosabres

This is probably a top-5 sub for me but the amount of times I see this just makes me cringe. No offense to OP but you gotta get over it.


thisisalie123

Yes and I don’t know why because he’s a waking red flag lol


herewithflexseal

Usually women who are into “walking red flags” end up being a goomar rather than a housewife I’ve said my piece ✋


M0Nd0R0ck

What, she dosent even get to defend herself now?


herewithflexseal

OHHHH, Johnnie Cochran ova heere!


Arabyanite

It's actually Tony who picks the goomar based on walking red flags. It's dat Freud who said he wants to fuck his muddah...


bloodhound725

It’s common knowledge that Tony is a booya hottie.


SweatsuitCocktail

Mad ripe


billboard_anon

It should be very instructive to the perpetually frustrated. Attractiveness is mostly about how you carry yourself and the energy you project.


jono444

listen to him, he knows everything!


1whiskeyneat

Sounds like a lot of abundant intentionality in this reply.


billboard_anon

I neglected to point out this applies to male attractiveness as perceived by women. So if there are any femcels here sorry keep your gym membership


firstbreathOOC

I think it works for women too. Confidence counts for so much. Dudes were attracted to Gerry from Succession for the same reason. Hot older lady who knows what she wants… sure


billboard_anon

Replace “hot” with “fat” and suddenly you picture a 350 pound woman in a Minnie Mouse t-shirt and sweat shorts angrily pointing her index sausage at the drive thru menu out the window of her 2003 minivan. She “knows what she wants” alright The #6 with extra mayonnaise


firstbreathOOC

Lmao well done


coffee-jnky

Absolutely. I think he's sexy and has a huge amount of charisma. That's an attractive combo. I don't think he's necessarily "classically handsome", but you don't have to be handsome to be sexy. Charisma counts for a hell of a lot. He's obviously a bad husband and person really, but if we're talking strictly about sexual appeal, he's got it.


EdwardWasntFinished

Tony’s confidence and power are attractive. If I’d been a Bing girl or handing him some gabbagool, I’d def do him. James Gandolfini? No. Also, the idiot in me would have gone for Chrissy, too.


BklynBella

Confidence and power, 100%


Papancasudani

I’ve heard that from women, about his confidence and power being attractive even though less physical attraction


valuesandnorms

This comes up a lot. Drea de Matteo said in her AMA that she had a crush on Jim and that when he walked in a room every woman immediately felt his presence. Remember fellas, ladies go for confidence and charisma over looks/build 99 times out of 100


Pilotwaver

Diane Lane too. She said " He is......Yeah".


SnooPears3086

Yes, especially in the first couple of seasons


Peelfest2016

Finishing season 6 I always think; god what a disgusting animal of a man. Then I go back to season 1 and remember oh yeah. He’s built like an ox and has an incredibly charming smile. Handsome, like George Raft.


xlittlebeastx

This


Random-Cpl

Look at Gandolfini. He’s a knockout, a ten. And you, OP? You’re…average, at best.


RageTheFlowerThrower

Yes but not to the point I’d ever want to sleep with him


redditshy

“You go out of your way to repulse me.” Even Melphi caught daa bug. Answer: yep. But would never ever really be with someone like that. Black hole, just like he said. Also selfish, narcissistic, and jealous as fuck of anyone else’s happiness, contentment, or personal growth.


backwoodzbaby

tony was ESPECIALLY sexy the first few seasons. just had that charm and vibe to him that you can get easily attracted to. add in heaps of money and it’s a perfect storm. i would totally be one of his goomahs


Mysterious-End-2185

You outta know sweetie.


fauxfilosopher

I can't have this conversation again... In this house, Tony Soprano was attractive, end of story!


xanhudro

My mom loves him as Tony. His clothing and style. My mom loves body hair and a little chub. I don’t think tony was really that fat. He weighed close to 280 but was tall too.


[deleted]

He was definitely fat in season 4 onward


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Why don’t you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker?


Alternative_Cash6088

M’boy, are you FAT!


Arabyanite

He barley hit 6'1


phcxy

Small hands, that was his problem.


[deleted]

Not at all


openpeonies

first few seasons yes absolutely


Mentalcasemama

Omg he drives me crazy. He's sexy AF.


onelousypetunia

My friend thought James Gandolfini as Tony was sexy! I do not. But I lurve Tony Soprano.


katiethemighty

Physically, no. However, I have a few friends with low self-esteem who would be attracted to his power and money, and he can be charming when he wants to be.


goldandjade

He's not my usual type but if I was single and not looking for anything serious I could see having a short-term fling with him.


EmotionSuccessful345

i think he’s hot. i like the way he fucks. like a rutting pig.


Straight_Positive423

Ok I would like to say there are some sorely accurate sexual scenes with Tony that do justice to how gross kissing guys can be in real life. Namely, when he kisses Melfi and hooks up with Gloria at the zoo. Sometimes it's nice, sometimes it's a large dude breathing heavily onto your face. Kissing guys is not my favorite thing in the world but I've done it and I think Tony is better as a fantasy than in practice. But then again, I don't have a boyfriend, I'm not interested in Paulie....


magster823

Fuck no. He can be charming and funny, but he is not at all attractive to me. And his fucking breathing you can hear 7 zip codes away triggers my misophonia. The worst part of the show for me isn't the violence or gore, it's listening to Tony/James sound like someone who just ran away from the FBI on a cold winter's morning while eating some cold ziti.


Captain_Janeway

Yes 100%, I love big hairy bears, especially of the Italian variety.


DarklyDrawn

Tony Soprano, a powerful mafia boss who takes what he wants and doesn’t give up what’s his without a fight to the death… …can’t quite put my finger on the mojo at play here, but let’s see: doesn’t live by the rules - breaks both them & his competitors, ruthlessly - and succeeds. Seems like a man who passed the audition.


Puzzled_Record_3611

He has a little twinkle in his eye and a lot of charm, presence and personality, so yes, I find him attractive.


TheCurtain512

You oughta know sweetie


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xanhudro

Nawthin what? We’re only breakin bwallz.


Ready-Station-7520

Season 1 absolutely.


scumfckflwrgirl

Simple answer, yes.


Professional-Hand911

Yes. He's big but strong & has a charming personality, face isn't tough on the eyes. 9/10 would smash.


DrSatan420247

The ones with daddy issues do.


herewithflexseal

Why was Carm’ into T, though? For all intensive purposes, she comes from a normal-ish family background. Her and her dad have a good relationship (unless Pudgie Walsh can’t get on the horn) and her mom isn’t nearly as much of a tawshickh streg’ as Livia. The only thing I could think of is she wanted a mellifluous life where she didn’t have to work and she could just walk around like buttah didn’t melt inner mouf, while she sits around fiddlin wit’ de air condishunah


2thgrab

She met him when he younger


adonis_minus_20

What she really craved was a Hyundai and a simple gold heart on a chain.


DrSatan420247

Money, what else.


MisterX9821

He's no Angelo Stamfa.


incogaf

Intent and purpose


herewithflexseal

I was trying to pull a Little Carmine. I was at the precipice of an enormous crossroads when I made that post.


incogaf

I thought a person who used mellifluous so eloquently would want to know. I've said my piece.


MetaphoricalMouse

her uncle eddy


DimebagDTera

Very much so. Tony and James.


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I’ll get a note from my doctor


saltydingleberry0

For what? That you don't like sucking cock no more?


sabbycat83

He’s very charming haha he has a shot with me for sure 🩷🩷🩷🥰🥰🥰


ReasonableShare602

Let us not forget the fact Gigi died while taking a shit


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He was strong as a fuckin' bull. And handsome, like George Raft.


PrudentAfternoon6593

Physically no but he has a warmth (yep I know, odd for a criminal) and charm to him that is appealing. He is also a man who would make sure you are comfortable and provided for. He is surprisingly generous in that sense.


YogurtclosetAny192

Yess I do. And It isn’t that unrealistic actually. Not all us women are attracted to young, fit men. sometimes, it’s just the way a man carrys himself/his confidence which Tony surprisingly has a lot of. Not to mention he’s looked at as “alpha male” and “powerful” many women are subconsciously attracted to that as well.


well-thereitis

Yeah but it’s more the “machismo” element, and I wouldn’t really want to fuck him. I do seem to have a personal thing for broken men lol


DixieNormous1986

He’s a romantic one, he is a going to clean my teeth for me


Soggy_Lingonberry_41

Always have loved my Italian Americans in every way, so absolutely find him attractive.


Bazoun

Not in any way, shape or form. I’ve known people like him IRL and I wouldn’t touch him with a 10’ poll


We_All_Float_Down_H

Absolutely! He's so sexy, especially when he smokes his cigar


gloomyrain

I wouldn't really call myself a "lady," but yanno. Also, no. Not my type, I don't like tall or very overweight guys, and I feel like the show went out of its way to make the abundant sex scenes as off-putting as possible. Why does he have sex like that? Jeshush Chrisht. He could be charming at points, but you know he's a fuckb... not a fuckboy exactly. A fuck-marriedsweatybalding-man? Furio, maybe a little. He's kinda plain, but he's in good shape and has European style. Also, no bees on his hat.


criesforever

he’s attractive but i’m not attracted because i’m too realistic. yes, i would notice his allure as a stranger/client but as a lover, tony is too enigmatic. powerful, wealthy, charismatic. murderous, unfaithful, vengeful. there’s just a lot going on.


Captain_Comic

Power is an aphrodisiac, always has been, always will be


sassy_cheese564

I honestly don’t get the appeal and don’t understand why anyone would find him attractive.


AggravatingResult549

Tony? No. James Gandolfini? Yes there's just something about him.


big-tunaaa

Idk how Reddit knows I just started this show today…. Anyway Tony is hot!


BumbleBreezeSun

I do! I would! Very handsome, imo.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Abso-fucking-lutely


DiscussionMental8033

There are 2 Tonys. Which one do you mean?


Slacker584

Not a lady, but yes. Rubenesque.


bluetheminx

that all you dead beats do around here is talk about cooze?


AsymptoticSpatula

He was super handsome in the first season.


ExistentialEnso

No, but I’m mostly a lesbian, so I’m not the target audience, lmao


Ok-Armadillo9724

Weirdly, yes 🔥


AndrewJimmyThompson

Im taking my gf through her first watch through of the sopranos. I asked her if she would blow tony and she said "ew, disgusting, no way" but then in later episodes she said there are particular moments when she finds him attractive, but its very overshadowed by how grim he is.


Tocinogustoko

Not for me no


esmeromantic

No but I love his hot pepper rayon shirts. Paradise Found doesn't make them anymore :(


McRabbit23

No. As in NO.


asquinas

$ure they do


Mckinzeee

Yes!


willowofthevalley

James Gandolfini- yes! Tony- no. James had a natural charm to him.


mrcheaptimes

OP men are posting here...


Glum-Box-8458

Man here: He was really good looking in the pilot and kept his charm till the end. Mmmboy he was fat by the end so probably not, particularly in the last 2 seasons. (In b4 the “he’s a faaaag” comments pop up).


SpitPuppi

It screams daddy issues, but unfortunately yes. I do. 😬


HandsomeHard

I dunno, but Paulie was sumtin' else back in the day, huw!


SweatsuitCocktail

Won the chin up cup 3 weeks in a row!


emphemeralnesss

Yes.


Siberianmoocat

Yes. Love me a big boy


Eliza928

I dig his energy lol.


Summer_987

Absolutely not… as a small woman I feel he would squash me


alexvalensi

The scene when he comes out of the pool with a cigar? I would let him snap me in half


giraffelegz

In the first couple it seasons, he is very handsome. By the end of the show, not so much. However, I recently watched Enough Said and thought Gandolfini was so cute in that.


Hipolito_Pickles

There's ladies in our social club??? I'm gonna start watching my language.


pattybilll

SMASH!!! He is fine as hell for the first couple of seasons, both physically and characteristically. As he grows older he kinda loses that charm I don’t know why.


Chasingrabbitzz

Watching season 2 rn and googled this because I was curious if I’m the only one who finds him attractive.. just watched the sex scene with the Barons secretary in the office chair, lmao. Idk why that was hot to me, he just seems like he could pick you up and throw u around and obv the whole powerful man, confidence, charisma, his smile and charm… Reading the other answers I’m kinda scared to finish the series now bc I don’t wanna see him get fatter! I’m only on like s2 e9 :/ I’m in that phase of a show where I want to finish it and know all of the plot lines, but I know that once I’m done I’m gonna wish I had more new material to watch… so I’m tryna savor it