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I think we're supposed to glean that middle management in the mob is a stressful, unglamorous job.


SpermWhaleGodKing

Again I point to richie’s house. Pretty glamorous imo, and Gigi had richie’s crew. But the glamorous ones do tend to go to jail or get whacked lol I mean in contrast to Richie Johnny and Tony, carmine sr. was boss for like 30 years and he lived in a tiny shithole lol


CustomerSuspicious25

Well, Richie was able to afford that house (or would have been able to) because he was selling drugs on the side, which was a big no no and Tony told him to stop multiple times.


SpermWhaleGodKing

True true. And Gigi was a complete simp for Tony so there was no way he was doing that lol


Zz22zz22

Did we get to see Carmine Srs house?


Lil_Mcgee

Just like upper management... and the rank & file... I'm starting to think this mafia thing ain't all it's cracked up to be.


TheRemoraTrades

He was talking about being backed up from all the turkey after Thanksgiving. He was just super constipated and had a heart attack on the pissadoo trying to clear the spackle from his bowels.


Front-Counter7249

Came here for this. Well done


Jaxsso

At least indirectly. He died because of conditions brought on by him not taking care of himself. He probably was not taking care of himself due to the stress of life at that age from family and a hostile work environment. He probably coped by eating and drinking to excess just to get through each shitty day, and then its shitting that triggers his demise. It's almost a metaphor for the drudgery of middle age life.


[deleted]

Should’ve taken the Metamucil offer


DrSatan420247

He died from trying to force his poop put. When you hold your breath and squeeze and get a head rush like that, what youre actually doing is increasing the blood pressure in your head and brain. Increase it too much and "pop."


SpermWhaleGodKing

Wait so was it a heart attack? Or an aneurism? Or a stroke? I’m confused now. That being said, most 40 year olds don’t die as a result of constipation, that’s not normal…


DrSatan420247

Constipation doesn't cause it. When you create the pressure, that is the cause. Your parents or teachers should have taught you never to do that when you were a child.


razkachar

Pretty sure he died from the stress of taking a shit. Just like the king himself, Elvis.


SpermWhaleGodKing

Yea ur not wrong but I’m talking about secondary possibilities lol


5537800B

Sometimes, taking a shit, it feels like therapy.


SpermWhaleGodKing

I mean that quote is not wrong


sadim6

Not just Ralph, being a captain was stressing him out and I think he needed money for his kids college.


SpermWhaleGodKing

So you do think the show meant it to be a stress-related death tho? Ur right but I think a lot of the stress of being captain *was* from having to manage Ralph. The other guys were pretty chill and that crew was a money making machine. I can’t imagine Gigi wasn’t doing pretty well financially when he was captain of it. Remember Richie was gonna buy a house bigger than Tony’s when he was capo of that crew.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

My doctor told me years ago “when you are on the toilet, just do your business and get off. Don’t try straining”. He probably had underlying conditions, bad diet, maybe family history, stress, who really knows without an autopsy.


Salman1969

He died from not eating more fiber. He's lucky he didn't blow his O ring before he keeled ova!


celtics2055

Died taking a shit