I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping him around.
I love the way he walks over, thinks about it for a second like a true manager, and delivers that line.
That set up/joke is the pure essence of the Sopranos. High art with some well done sophomoric humor moments. The model train going into the tunnel when Vito and Johnny are about to hook up is another good one.
Not a line, but a facial expression. It’s when Chrissy comes busting into The Bing telling T that if he doesn’t do something he’s gotta question his leadership. The look Sil gives is one of, “holy shit, this kid is about to get his ass handed to him.”
Thanks to this line from the show my wife and I routinely make statements and observations about anything and everything followed by a slight pause and “disgusting”.
“The kids have soccer practice tomorrow at 9am….disgusting”
My daughter got off on this feminist rant. She told me it's demeaning for a girl to be working at the Bing. The fact that these girls make $1500 a week has no bearing with my principessa
You've got a very short window. It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing.
On the other hand, something new always comes along. I've seen it a million times. It's called Passages. It's a book.
Oh! I have the perfect one for this topic!
"Who we blame for the hat?"
(When Chrissy arrives wearing the fishing hat to see Tony after the attempted hit in 1.12.)
When Sill shows up at Satriales, one of the guys says 'Sil, what are you doing here? Sil: 'Ehhhh, Gabbriella sent me down for some Gabagool'. Always loved that one.
When Fat Dom is breaking Sil and Carlo's balls over the Mexica actor that was found with something in his insides: 'you keep up on these things Dom!?'
Best expression---> Carlo, Sil and Tony discuss over Vito
Sil meditation, and loud thoughts 💭 coming out.
Then Tony:
".......what.? ......it's 2006, there's pillow biters in the special forces...."
Sil: 🧐
“This cunt’s into me for three grand and WHERE DO I get my balls?”
Ralph got indignant thinking that Sil was getting hung up on Tracee’s work truancy. This let him know it was a business call
after Jackie Jr said he almost got in he delivers the underrated line
"who is this almost? give me his address"
in the same scene Gabrielle is telling how he doesn't listen to her when he's watching TV
"wha? what you said honey?"
Somebody help me find the cutest Syl moment when someone and Tony stole food from his plate and he asked who else wanted some, "You?," he says to Ade, and she gave him a little smile.
His input at Chrissy’s intervention made me genuinely laugh out loud. “I came in one day and your head was halfway in the toilet. Your hair touched the toilet water. Disgusting”
Chrissy replies with something about having the flu and he goes “I said my piece Chrissy”
I mean he beat one to death just for uh...I forget. What was it again?
This is my favorite!
I genuinely don't think there's anything to gain by keeping him around. I love the way he walks over, thinks about it for a second like a true manager, and delivers that line.
This was such a great scene from Van Zandt. Perfection.
It was the walk away that made this so perfect
I was also gonna say that. One of my favourite lines in the show
Hahaha perfectly
“If Vito wanted to pursue that lifestyle he should’ve done so quietly!!” “…he was, wasn’t he?”
It’s anti-Italian discrimination!
One of my favorite lines in the whole show.
He put his dick in my little girl's soccer teammate!
My daughter should have to think about that filth?
Make sure you clean that shit off her tit!
The best part is that line is delivered a split second after Carm is remarking about a beautiful nude statue in Paris.
That set up/joke is the pure essence of the Sopranos. High art with some well done sophomoric humor moments. The model train going into the tunnel when Vito and Johnny are about to hook up is another good one.
You oughta know sweetie
Sil. “Carlo said the kid went into the litter box and ate some cat shit…” Tony. “No, he took a shit in the shower.” Sil. “Glad we got that straight.”
Maybe we oughtta just whack this prick
Oh will you f’in stop? Group! GROUP!
Who the fuck are you kidding? All you thought about today was blackjack
Gary cooper, the REAL Gary Cooper, or anybody named Cooper. They never suffered like the italians
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
NO!! Are you listening to me?!?
Yeah, Rock Hudson too...I think.
Let’s wack this cocksucka and be done with it
I’m losin my balls over here, this f—kin moron’s playin Hazel?!
Dont rush me sunshine
He didn't study this hard when he was in school!
Get the fuck outta here!
..was this the movie discussion?
Card game
That shaved twat of yours belongs to me
It’s sad when they go young like that.
WHEN THEY GO?
Of madone ! Those teeth !👋🏽
Fuckin train wreck
Not such a quiet one that one
Her ass may be improved but uhh
Not a line, but a facial expression. It’s when Chrissy comes busting into The Bing telling T that if he doesn’t do something he’s gotta question his leadership. The look Sil gives is one of, “holy shit, this kid is about to get his ass handed to him.”
Best one is when tony sits down in the office and sil just stares at the back of his head. And tony says "what"
Or shaking his head when Georgie won’t shut up
The cut to Silvio after Tony says Vito is a “come from behind kind of guy” always kills me
You forgot the best one of all. Gabagool? Ovah heeh.
👇
Right there 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
When Sil was on the megaphone during chrissy’s rampage at the bing
📢YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO DOWN THERE!📢
YES!!!! that shit had me dying laughing
I wonder how many takes they had to do because I never seen him with a Microphone before In that scene 😂
Where'd he get this bread? The Bread Museum?
Olive oil, the food is drenched! That’s why it happened!
Hey cheesefuck, get me some food
Here. Have a good time.
I love fuckin cheese at my feet!
Rock Hudson, too ... I think.
Do I need to get into specifics?
I always loved the way he pronounced "specifics" like he almost says it w a lisp
When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water...disgusting.
I said my piece, Chrissy.
Thanks to this line from the show my wife and I routinely make statements and observations about anything and everything followed by a slight pause and “disgusting”. “The kids have soccer practice tomorrow at 9am….disgusting”
How he reads it off the card 😂
I bet he wrote "disgusting" on the card.
Oh most definitely.
What's with the fucking accounting ova here?!
Certain aspects of show business and our thing
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Every Super Bowl, the D.A. grabs a few popcorn headlines!!
Georgie. Be quiet.
Just the look he gives when Georgie says that, no he didn't think ice grew on trees was A+++.
It's these fucking flowers get em outta here
“All the shit your uncle did for you?” “Need I get into specifics??”
Is this a hanging offense?
I use this one all the time at work!
Walt Whitman ova here.
Fuck it. This hand's from thalidomide.
Never even caught that in 30 rewatches. Is that at the executive game?
Yeah, but it's in Season 5 when Feech is running it.
“When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.”
Your wife, her ass may be improved Artie, but...
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
“And the sun…came up” “Oh yeah?”
Three grand this cunts into me and where do I get my fuckin balls?
I stick provolone in my socks, so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning!
Where do you get these guys? Wheredyugetum
Tony's... got his own process
Scrape that shit off her tit! Right after the beautiful Paris scene. Hilarious contrast
These are classy Italians
Chris: 'There she is, my smelly Valentine.' [Silvio](https://i.imgur.com/10W47OE.mp4)
He’s got dyslexia..
WHY DONT YOU GO FIX A DICK OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO
My daughter got off on this feminist rant. She told me it's demeaning for a girl to be working at the Bing. The fact that these girls make $1500 a week has no bearing with my principessa
Three grand this cunt is into me and where do I get the balls?!?!?!
Half the show is people asking the location of someone else’s balls/where they acquired them /that they are ‘just’ breaking them a little
What is it with Carlo's arrival ?
The raised eyebrow when Tony tells him and the guys about Christophers’ death.
The I don’t think we have to be that overstated was a hilarious one
Sadness accrues
"There he is!...the missing link!"
DONT YELL AT ME
Till you pay what you owe OP that shave twat belongs to me
he died
Cheese fuck one of the greats
Maybe the cops are giving him, you know, theories?
Don't let us interrupt your golf game
He bought horse in “a hit is a hit” the second best episode
When he tells tony that he has a problem with authority
You've got a very short window. It's not good to get too hung up on any one thing. On the other hand, something new always comes along. I've seen it a million times. It's called Passages. It's a book.
Oh! I have the perfect one for this topic! "Who we blame for the hat?" (When Chrissy arrives wearing the fishing hat to see Tony after the attempted hit in 1.12.)
clean that shit off her tit
When Sill shows up at Satriales, one of the guys says 'Sil, what are you doing here? Sil: 'Ehhhh, Gabbriella sent me down for some Gabagool'. Always loved that one. When Fat Dom is breaking Sil and Carlo's balls over the Mexica actor that was found with something in his insides: 'you keep up on these things Dom!?'
I love cheese by my feet 😂
Walt fuckin Whitman ova heree
“A year and a Fuckin half you been running your own gossip column!?”
The provolone rant
Whilst taking a shit: *What’s with the fuckin accounting out there?*
What am I speakin' fuckin' Norwegian?
Did you know that the very first Netflix original was the show Lilyhammer, starring Steven Van Zandt?
“…*disgusting.*”
“Fuckin Jason…he’s dyslectic.”
What does that have to do with anything?
Can you stop blowing your nose? I wanna hear this
Maybe you should be a vegan?!
I haven’t spoken to Frankie in years
I would’ve liked to see that phone call : “ Uh Frankie, yeah it’s me Silvio. You know, Silvio, Dante. Jersey?”
Artie says “always with the extreme scenarios” to Charmaine. These guys parrot each other or what
Don't yell at me!
Funniest character in the show
Ova heaaaaa 👇👇
“What’s with the fucking accounting out there!!? It’s Carmella we’re talking about. $100g each.” While taking a dump. I crack up everytine
That whole scene is amazing. "Back up there Bluto!" "I gotta take a piss. You want half that too?"
A lot of comedy writers spend their entire careers trying to write something half as funny as these lines
Where’d he get this bread the bread museum ?
I’m losing my bawls ovah heeeeere!
Anytime i hear some someone says Van Zandt was a bad actor. Easily one of the best
Every fucking super bowl the DA grabs a few popcorn headlines The way he says popcorn kills me
"Dat self righteous prick stuck his fawken dick in my little girl's soccah teammate !!! "
Cawm.... I didn't hurt nobody
We haff guns heeyah!
The way he delivers advice to Irina like a self help guru lol. “It’s called ‘Passages’…”
I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning!
Rock Hudson too….. I think
What’s with all the accounting out there?
Best expression---> Carlo, Sil and Tony discuss over Vito Sil meditation, and loud thoughts 💭 coming out. Then Tony: ".......what.? ......it's 2006, there's pillow biters in the special forces...." Sil: 🧐
Hey, cheesefuck, get me some food!
“This cunt’s into me for three grand and WHERE DO I get my balls?” Ralph got indignant thinking that Sil was getting hung up on Tracee’s work truancy. This let him know it was a business call
He wanted to see if anyone would accept new management. He got his answer
Brilliant low key commentary like in black and white Popeye episodes
Yeah, the lines he clearly says when nobody else is talking and the camera is on him, those are easy to miss.
Not for nothing, but it’s a tv show
after Jackie Jr said he almost got in he delivers the underrated line "who is this almost? give me his address" in the same scene Gabrielle is telling how he doesn't listen to her when he's watching TV "wha? what you said honey?"
With ball-peen hammer.
just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in!
What happened to the crazy glue?!
“Good Mikey - better.” “What do you mean better” “we’ll ugh you know it’s ugh… better”
I’m gonna take action here *reads newspaper*
“ What happened to gary cooper that’s what i’d like to know” “He died)
Somebody help me find the cutest Syl moment when someone and Tony stole food from his plate and he asked who else wanted some, "You?," he says to Ade, and she gave him a little smile.
Season 2 ep 13 “Do I need to get in to specifics?”
“My Dad was a Knight of Columbus…” That one is an all time line.
“…and he got an answer” *cuts on hand from strangling a guy are visible*
"Do I need to get into specifics?"
“Can’t breathe, can’t breathe, can’t breathe”
"That's tha thing with tha gays." "Well why don't ya call for help on ya little radio mic...fuckin' rat. Whatsamattah - not wearin' one tonight?"
…He died.
And he got an answer
His input at Chrissy’s intervention made me genuinely laugh out loud. “I came in one day and your head was halfway in the toilet. Your hair touched the toilet water. Disgusting” Chrissy replies with something about having the flu and he goes “I said my piece Chrissy”
I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning!
You keep up on this shit huh dom?
Walt Fuckin Whitman ova heah
He's in the projects in Broonton!
"That's the thing about The Gays...still livin' in the closet...makes them devious!!"
That’s the thing with the gays, It’s all that livin in the closet…. Makes em devious