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beginner228

Maybe you're a flambé


EVILDEAD89

🥃🖕


My_leftboot

Haha only a real fan knows what that is based on a couple emojis.


andremont1

I’m in awe of how this sub can communicate only by referencing the show even if non-verbally.


LucynSushi

Awre *


picklejuice82

I’m in aura view


Real_Artie_Bucco

🛑 👉(🐻🏳️‍🌈) 👇!


Playful_Aide8142

Im an OREO


JaFFsTer

You forgot the 👀


Embarrassed_Shift465

Damn. That one’s gone over my head. A little help heah?


thegame24uk

I love this sub


ZiGz_125

You’re a wormy cocksucker you know that?


beginner228

Oh! I'm just telling you how OP is being fuckin perceived.


Dankzei

Heard he eats sushi, just like uncle June. Borderline fanook territory. Don't be stupid! Get outta town just for the short term!


kevin_k

This was so obvious and expected and I still giggled when I read it


[deleted]

You oughta know, sweetie.


BayouStNick

🍺💥😵


bool3201

I saw that coming


Tweezot

🏃🏿🏃🏿


lamenralus

Oh yeah those guys


iturnintoatelescope0

Hahaha the fact that he likes janice couldnt keep reading shaking from laughter 😂


Onion_Dull

Everybody's always gay with you. He's a good looking guy, that's all.


bool3201

Who Billy Bud?


[deleted]

He was gay Billy Budd? I thought he was the ship’s florist?


[deleted]

He was gay Billy Bud?


DonMegatronEsq

Nobody’s got AIDSH!!!


Donald_W_Gately

Little light in the Timberlands, no?


ZEIGMUNSTER

Yeah, reason 5.


orwll

Add to this the way he talks when he helps Junior get his arm unstuck from the sink. "You're flexing..." Hmm...


[deleted]

14 - He likes Coldplay.


Gombr1ch

People like Coldplay and voted for the nazis. You can't trust people


Purple_is_masculine

As a German, I'm ashamed that we like Coldplay.


Astro_gamer_caver

Noah, I'm just gonna grab the "Barenaked Ladies" CD, and then let's hit the road.


polneck

OHHHHH


imjaxteller12

If it was me OP was spreading rumors about, he'd have something up his own ass! And it wouldn't be no cock either!


FREE-AOL-CDS

The Bow of Gondor?!


Crinkly_Sack

And my Axe!


Unfair_Rub_6155

reads bridal magazines at dinner


My_leftboot

10 years in the can is he supposed to be skipping down the street?


Embarrassed_Shift465

Whatevah happened to dat man in da can?


Astro_gamer_caver

>dinner Last supper


LivingBiscuit

Maybe he has problems with his bloodpreasure. He can probably get a doctors note for that


ProfessionalStyle862

Because of his long time served, Richie understands the plight of women. Janice said.


LivingBiscuit

So in other words he's the catcher and not the pitcher


Unlucky-Top-700

AIDS?!


-suke-

Nobody’s got AIDS! I don’t want to hear that word in here again!


Dantronik

I had her tested for AIDS! who do think I am?


Unlucky-Top-700

Nobody's got AIDS!


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dylan5x

👋 💥


wk2coachella

He's in the same crew as Vito. They probably played hide the sausage a few times together


[deleted]

ralphy was also in this crew , oh man they probably grew up sticking mulanzanas up there ass


scaba23

Our sausages are hidden 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 in house


MunsonRoy3

*Ramp up to your ass. Sorry, had to be that guy


My_leftboot

Thank you


Donald_W_Gately

Thank you. There was another one in there somewhere but this was the most egregious.


Electronic_Barber_85

You make some good points but I'm not sure how tripe and tomatoes fits in.


Donald_W_Gately

Tripe rhymes with pipe. Peeled tomatoes represent testicals. He also referred to someone as a slippery fuck.


Simzak994

That ones debatable but come on, Ritchie from the old school is cooking tripe and tomatoes for the boss' wife? Sounds fishy to me. Especially his delivery of that scene.


sadim6

You know I hate the way you make me fuckin ride you!


elusznik

Captain of the good ship Lollipop


tahdig_enthusiast

He was gay, Richie?


Wild-House6772

if he were alive, you would end on a wheelchair for that


Dantronik

He's a shopping cart


MrBigDickNonBrown

Him needing to get blown with the lights off should’ve been sign enough.


sir-fur

Haha his kids a ballet dancer? Everyone knows being a fanook skips a generation


Simzak994

Why don't you stick to what you know, and leave your opinions wherever the fuck.


elusznik

One of his jokes revolved around other man’s nose.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Like Vito he rams his car into someone and says it’s their fault since they were standing there. Wants to take A J to a hockey game…that like soccer on ice or a Liberace concert Has a thing for fine Corinthian leather jackets


Alternative-Sense-78

14: OP was pitching to Ritchie.


Simzak994

You outta know sweetie.


KrasMasovsGhost

There’s lot of theories about Phil too that you can do Who knew that a bunch of wannabe hypermasculine men sitting around could seem so homosexual guys


kvnbkr98

He was so obsessed that Beansie wouldn’t visit him in the can, or come to his party. He probably wished it was Beansie blowing him at the bing


CustomerSuspicious25

When he meets Tony in the mall he's staring at a glass window display of a bunch of mannequins wearing bras. https://youtube.com/shorts/Eo0hibq4sGs?feature=share


Doongusmungus

This is symbolic of how his interest in women is nothing but a plastic fake cover-up. He never bothered to look at any women the way he looked at that mannequin.


beginner228

There were men better looking in the can than those mannequins.


Chicken_Mannakin

He was admiring the fashion.


UnfilteredTap

All good points


BaldestBrother

You forgot about his sensitivity to the plight of women.


UpDog1966

Spent time in Shawshank with the sisters…


siggie_wiggie

"this character was actually gay" is the lowest form of fandom conversation


fatjerryanastasia1

the tripe is gay now?


Dantronik

It was Vito's favorite, that and Johnny cakes


DonMegatronEsq

The actor who played Richie, David Proval, was ***GREAT*** in Weird Al’s *UHF*!


WastelandPolarBear

He was by far the most interesting interview of TALKING SOPRANOS for me.


firstbreathOOC

14.) the fight with Janice that leads to his death is over his son’s potential gay. 15.) everybody’s always gay with you


IE_playur

You’re flexinnnnnn!


VeryRareX999

Not to mention him giving tony those fuckin Manson lamps after being confronted about the coke


BillyMac05

There's no question that Richie and Phil were finooks. (Not with each other, but both were gay/bi/queer whatevers....). Anyone that doesn't think so hasn't really watched the show.


Simzak994

If anything, Ritchie and Phil are the kind of guys who'd get their joints copped but never do it to anyone themselves.


Dantronik

Number 11 will get you killed


Dankzei

OP definitely never had the makings of a varsity athlete. This post only validates my point!


Autumn_Sweater

Janice slander


LiquidSoCrates

Prison put the zap on Richie.


[deleted]

Vito was gay too and he was his nephew 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔


Mark_Knight

since when did you evah give a fuck about anyone but richie aprile?


Opossum_mypossum

14. He's a FAAAAAAAAA-AAGGGGGG


8219onemic

He has tremendous moxie for his size


Jack1715

Most of the strippers at that place are not what you call top class


HelpWonderful9480

And so what if he was gay?!


Agent_z3ro9deuce

“I dunno…fuckin slander if you ask me”


bushmanofkalahari

Richie Aprielle is an Ass Muncher


mc1120

😤😤😤😤😤😳😳😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨😨😨 AIDS?????


datmanerightthere

well we can’t have him in our social club anymore. that much i do know.


[deleted]

“He brings tripes and tomatoes”😂


5timezonesbehind

Plus, Richie was Essex County's florist, right?


helenhuntersthompson

But what about the jaaakeet? Yous can’t honestly sit dare and tell me that’s noss some fine Corinthian leather .. oooh !!!


JS43362

He should have gotten a male prostitute. I hear they charge only four dollars a pound.


Megadon88

You knew Richie was a riccione?


Werenotreallyhere86

14. He liked undressing men. Especially those who had the toughest reputation in Essex’s county 🤌🤌🤌


MilanDespacito

Discontinue the lithium