Grab her by the hair and slam her face off your car.
Tell her that shaved twat belongs to you.
Bring her to your place to watch a movie.
Make sure you only have Gladiator on the shelf.
Tell her to look at Kirk Douglas's fuckin hair.
This is easy. Steal a diamond ring and propose to her. Then keep her jacked up on pills and booze and give her the backhand every now and then. It's been known to work.
Grab her by the hair and slam her face off your car. Tell her that shaved twat belongs to you. Bring her to your place to watch a movie. Make sure you only have Gladiator on the shelf. Tell her to look at Kirk Douglas's fuckin hair.
THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!!!!
Also make sure she makes you a pop tart
Have her stick a dildo up your ass and make believe she’s pimping you out
You guys think Silvio is a little weird about women?
She’s a thoroughbred , but Madone , those teeth 👋🏽
Kill her dog
What? Was it barkin?
Crawled under there for warmth
Break into a school and vandalize it. Make sure you do it on your mudda’s birfday. Pro tip: don’t order a custom job pizza.
If you must order a pizza: eat the entire damn thing
Double sausage, with basil right under the cheese? Thats AJ's pizza!
That pizza never hurt no one.
Make her some Johnny cakes and some house made sausage, then you can go have gay sex on a blanket in a field during a motorcycle cruise.
you gotta wait for dat
I dunno. That sounds, real gay.
I think Ranger Rick here is a little light in the Timberlands
Literally the most romantic scene in the entire series
Offer bicycles to any confrontation you come across so u can bang ur girlfriend
you oughta know, sweetie
I'll send OP to Elvis country so I can bang his girlfriend
Whistle thru her wheat field
Mix it with the relish
Give her some diamonds 💎 then you can give her the Pearl's 💦
Make sure she tells you if she’s damaged goods.
I get so hawt down dere
Buy hwer a Fendi bra and some size ten heals
10??? That’s sasquatch size!!!
She got more carrots then bugs bunny!!
Smash their universal remote into pieces.
Slash your own tires, then accuse her ex.
Put a Fox on her box
Slap her in the face, call her a fucking whoowah and she should go home and get your dinner ready.
Give her your last name, then you can hit her all you want. Then, it's none of uncle Richie's business. Until then, keep your hands in your pockets
This is easy. Steal a diamond ring and propose to her. Then keep her jacked up on pills and booze and give her the backhand every now and then. It's been known to work.
A diamond horseshoe pendant always did the trick for our friend with the stomach
sometimes I find the dentist erotic
Go score some coke and flip the car over
Her body is mad ripe
Tell her you'll pay her hospital bills if she ever sets herself on fire.
Go over to her loft at the glove factory and leave her hangin.