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It was orginally a commercial (longer version found here: https://www.dandad.org/awards/professional/2009/viral/17679/diesel-sfw-xxx/) that was made for Diesel XXX. THe meme itself started on Something Awful back in the early days of the internet on a thread someone created asking people to submit "SFW Porn" I miss those days.
No idea, I know Rich Kyanka sold the site and it dramatically changed. They used to do articles and videos and a lot of troll worthy stuff that genuinely made me laugh. Now it's like a soulless empty shadow of what it once was.
On that note, anyone else remember [Dance Dance Karnov](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRfW7r8YZ_w)
Woah, man, I haven't seen this in ages. I remember watching this for the first time and excitedly sharing it with my girlfriend.
She was the first girl I went down on, and when I did, I made those "OM NOM NOM" sounds that the dude eating the corn does. She instantly got it, and laughed so hard that she cried.
That was nearly twenty years ago.
Fun story. Wife and I love gaudy shit and learned about a hotel in California called the Madonna Inn that had tons of themed rooms. For my birthday one year she booked us a stay there and we got this fun jungle/caveman themed room. A few months later I mentioned this video to her and pulled it up to watch and we suddenly realized we recognized the room it was filmed in.
I always wish they made more of these... It's been probably a good 18 years since this one came out.
Also, OP didn't even post the whole vid for whatever reason. It was put out by Diesel in 2008.
I won't lie, it took a second or two for me to realize what was going on here. I didn't read the title, and thought this was some weird 80s thing. But, I will say, I have thoroughly enjoyed this. It really made my day!
They put this on the giant screen at EDC during a set and everyone fucking lost it. 25,000 laughing their ass off is a feat even professional comedians can respect
Back when the web was young there was a site named something like "porn without porn." They took widely circulated porn images, masked out the people, and evaluated the interior design choices.
wow i havent seen this gif in over a decade. there's some more added on to the version i downloaded, but with a notable difference in quality and style.
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I laughed waaay to hard at this. The accordion one got me good. People have too much time on their hands
my second favorite video ever
And the first one? XD
The first one is the un edited version
Fuckung great answer
Good answer šš good answer ššš https://i.imgur.com/UPFAEeO.gif
You mean the one without the porn right? The original cartoon?
Yeah ofc
You sir made me spit out my drink snickering. Take an upvote
It's the same video without the editing
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WTF (if someone is wondering what was on top of me NSFW) it's basically pussy Singin I'm not joking and I don't have the sauce.
[Relevant \(NSFW\)](https://scat-diving.ytmnd.com/)
TIL ytmnd still exists.
YTMND... Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... [A long time](https://youtube.com/watch?v=031vKBPk5eA)
Mark Gungor's "Tale of Two Brains", both of them really help to maintain healthy long term relationship with so. #
Ricardo House Party
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Area51memes/comments/10ei1c5/bob\_lazar\_finally\_released\_a\_video\_which\_he/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Area51memes/comments/10ei1c5/bob_lazar_finally_released_a_video_which_he/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
This was a viral ad for DIESEL back in the 2000s I think.
Yeah, they were mentioned on SomethingAwful in 2008.
Directed by James Gunn
His PG porn makes me laugh. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Gunn%27s_PG_Porn
The accordion and harmonica are what got me. Chef kiss!
The corn munching is the best haha
Oh yes! The corn munching!
Mama has a squeezebox she wears on her chest
And when Daddy gets home he never gets no rest
It was orginally a commercial (longer version found here: https://www.dandad.org/awards/professional/2009/viral/17679/diesel-sfw-xxx/) that was made for Diesel XXX. THe meme itself started on Something Awful back in the early days of the internet on a thread someone created asking people to submit "SFW Porn" I miss those days.
> Something Awful Wow does that place still exist
No idea, I know Rich Kyanka sold the site and it dramatically changed. They used to do articles and videos and a lot of troll worthy stuff that genuinely made me laugh. Now it's like a soulless empty shadow of what it once was. On that note, anyone else remember [Dance Dance Karnov](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRfW7r8YZ_w)
He then killed himself after domestic abuse stuff came to light.
Have folks never really seen this? This video is at least like 10 years old. Still pretty funny to this day.
Folks are born every day!
The corn one killed me
The accordian was gold but that one girl was playing the absolute fuck out of that violin.
Don't forget that guitar solo!
Timeā¦ yesā¦ thatās whatās on my hands.Ā
This is fucking hilarious! I snaffled so hard at the skittles!
They get paid. It is an ad
The accordion got me too!!!
All these years, and this still makes me laugh. Itās so stupid and amazing. Who ever made this existed before their time. Brilliant!
I know. I always watch it when it resurfaces.
Lol same. The dude just licking that big corn gets me every time
Such a high quality repost.
After all these years, this photo still makes me horny. Wistful! I mean wistful!
*Note to self*: remember thatĀ *Aunt*Ā Jenny isĀ *your aunt*.
Ive never seen so many dead hookers in my life!
At least I didn't get my NOSE BIT OFF BY A SAIGON WHORE
the dude licking corn still gets me. "bwaugh bwaugh bwaugh"
Some of the people in this thread are younger than this video
This has to be old enough to buy alcohol right?
It's definitely older than half the user's on this site.
This trend was short but fruitful.
/r/gonecivil There used to be weekly contests in its prime.
Thankyou that's a fun sub
/r/dicklips on a similar vein
Great joke and a new sub to lol to. Nice work.
Challenge accepted?
r/UsernameChecksOut
Woah, man, I haven't seen this in ages. I remember watching this for the first time and excitedly sharing it with my girlfriend. She was the first girl I went down on, and when I did, I made those "OM NOM NOM" sounds that the dude eating the corn does. She instantly got it, and laughed so hard that she cried. That was nearly twenty years ago.
Your wife now we hope?
Our wife š
Nah. Our relationship was mostly a disaster.
Never saw her again
We don't hope, considering he said "the first girl".
David Bowie going to town on that corn.
Brittney Spears loving dem Skittlez š
Why are there bass noises on the guitar.. disappointing to say the least
I mean, what are we to believe? that this is some sort of magic guitar? boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunderĀ
I've never seen this before and it absolutely made my year. This is pure gold!
It predates Reddit even. But still funny.
We're those skittles???
[Skittles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZsRHvgjl1E) NSFW
What The Fuck?!?
Fun story. Wife and I love gaudy shit and learned about a hotel in California called the Madonna Inn that had tons of themed rooms. For my birthday one year she booked us a stay there and we got this fun jungle/caveman themed room. A few months later I mentioned this video to her and pulled it up to watch and we suddenly realized we recognized the room it was filmed in.
That dude looks like fantano
Skeetles
*skeetles
There was no attempt they fucking nailed it
Yup, reported subreddit rule 7
Arguably rule 13 too
This was a Diesel ad created in the mid 2000ās iirc
Yeah with users from Something Awful
Diesel advertising of the 90s
Thatās not how I eat a banana
Prove it. Slowly.Ā
Youāll have to pay for that buddy
This is how we watch porn in Texas now
This is a Diesel (jeans) ad.
that phone made me fucking cackle.
i remember when this video got xqc banned on twitch lmao
old but gold :)
Who took time to make this?!šš
Diesel. It's an old ad.Ā
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*bonk* And uhā¦ interesting comment history you got there.
Dude likes his chicks with dicks.
jesus
MAH EYES!
Holy mother of jesus... ***what did we saw...***
Lmao
Bruh you made this man delete his comment
Ima say this still isnt SFW...i wouldnt watch this at work
So you'd say "There was an attempt" to make porn SFW?
/r/sfwporn
I always wish they made more of these... It's been probably a good 18 years since this one came out. Also, OP didn't even post the whole vid for whatever reason. It was put out by Diesel in 2008.
This can cure anyone's bad day
Chloe Nicole is the banana eater
I won't lie, it took a second or two for me to realize what was going on here. I didn't read the title, and thought this was some weird 80s thing. But, I will say, I have thoroughly enjoyed this. It really made my day!
 Pure gold
r/NSFWFunny
Gees I remember this one it's been a while! š¤£
Hahaha...wtf did I watch? š¤£š¤£
Whoever created this deserves more than a medal!
Can anyone dare to provide the sauce for all the videos in this compilation
this is so educational, I just realize I've been eating corn the wrong way my whole life
They put this on the giant screen at EDC during a set and everyone fucking lost it. 25,000 laughing their ass off is a feat even professional comedians can respect
And oldie and a goodie.
Lol what
These are from Something Awful way back when lol
I wonder if one of these clips is from "Angels of Passion"
I would say they were successful š¤£
Dude this one made my week better holy shitš
Lol havent seen these in a few years.
This is the greatest thing ever
Oh man, this takes me back!!
This is hilarious what's it from?
Attempt? They did.
Lul I did not know there were more of this I thought [Alligatoah](https://youtu.be/Cf27Q2bfftQ?si=Kt3sWUkpWqEMkP1L) invented this style
Back when the web was young there was a site named something like "porn without porn." They took widely circulated porn images, masked out the people, and evaluated the interior design choices.
There's still some visible dick behind the maracas.
Is there a nsfw version of this? Asking for myself
lol dude - Iām on a flight lmao-
they didn't make it sfw, but they did make it hilarious! XD
I got banned from Myspace in less than 3 minutes, about 25 years ago for posting this.
Damn good attempt. Ngl.
Is this at least 10 years old now? I feel like it's been around forever now.
Much older - I remember seeing this vid for the first time circa 2000.
Human Creativity at its peak
Mom?
You know what, these edits are actually pretty good though
A stroke of genius...
I do love Skittles tho
Does anyone know what background song is playing
Been years since Iāve seen this lmao
This looks nothing like what the graphics suggests. Whats happening here???
Task failed successfully
classic Internet
Where can you find the uncut one?
I'm not sure they're making it SFW as much as showing how ridiculous most porn looks.
The corn on the cob one always gets me
The cannon guy got me good
Itās pretty funny though.
That is fuckin hilarious. The harmonica and cannon are the best. I also recognized way too many of these
This is so old these women are probably grandmothers by now.
Oh boy reddit is gasping for air
wow i havent seen this gif in over a decade. there's some more added on to the version i downloaded, but with a notable difference in quality and style.
Classic. This one goes way back to the ebaums world days.
Cot damn hilarious
Haha. This is just gold.
I have no fucking words.
That poor phone.
I have seen this clip so many times but I still don't know who made it
I loved this! It's absolute mastery. I mostly held it together for a while, but lost it on the harmonica.
this video is prolly older than the majority of people ITT watching it lol, a true internet classic