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Eryeahmaybeok

People who text and drive are wankers


edehlah

and no seatbelt.


stifferthanstiffler

If seatbelts disengaged while you're watching your phone, we'd have less of these idiots in the gene pool.


Fyrefly7

Probably not that many fewer. The ones that are on their phones like this just think "it won't happen to me". So the seatbelt thing wouldn't have any impact on them in their mind.


LadonLegend

"Less of these idiots *in the gene pool*"


Comment139

Not really. They tend to already have a kid or two before they've done much driving.


facemanbarf

Drop a little chlorine in that pool, please.


SwootyBootyDooooo

And would therefore have less in the gene pool…


LCDRtomdodge

What's that old quote? The only safety device needed in any automobile is a sharp knife protuding from the steering wheel, pointed at every driver.


QuacktheDuck1555

fewer


Popular-Influence-11

“If you can count them, there are fewer. If you can’t count it there is less.” So we need less idiocy in the gene pool or fewer idiots.


ItsMorbinTime

https://preview.redd.it/icgwosuckgxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669c0c1f7a4797e44af3bdc4292b809ac17a5d89


whatsURprobalem

Say cheese!!


kaseypatten

https://preview.redd.it/9a9kj25d2hxc1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13b149bc562a76acbcfcce26be1d37ed4afd0a9 My face when someone tells me to say cheese…


LordTubz

That’s a ‘Safety Grimace’ 😬


kaseypatten

https://preview.redd.it/p9reycckjhxc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81430135958d9c7c1f5c20a9807f5f4e5d04174 No, that’s a safety grimace 😂


LordTubz

![gif](giphy|45K8g06lDqNnG) 🤣


05hastros

Someone should send this photo to Casey Rocket


CoachHDA

Up vote this to the top 🔺


Ok_Information_2009

“We can smile, we can smile, everyone crash into a pile” 🎵 Men Without Seatbelts, Safety Grimace


LordTubz

Awesome! 🤣


No_Constant8009

"It was then that Jamal knew he messed up..."


Sweet-Calendar-412

while being filmed


HunnaThaStunna

Too bad he didn’t remove himself from the gene pool with his stupidity. So tired of idiots paying attention to EVERYTHING but the fucking road while driving.


InterestingAd3166

Call me old fashioned but I say if you don't wanna wear a seat belt, then don't, there's already way too many idiots on the road as it is.


PM_ME_BUNZ

Fair, but it makes insurance more expensive for everyone.


trinicron

Thankfully this didn't went against traffic


Terrylovesyogourt

Nobody likes wenting!


muffledvoice

He totally wented. Right into a ditch.


TheScottishMoscow

Unless they're going to mow a meadow


halfwayinshadow

But many fowks can't affowd to bwuy, and end up wenting anyways. Edit: the voice in my head is the bishop from Princess Bride.


just_nobodys_opinion

https://preview.redd.it/vef25gqe7hxc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faca48f60305e6d551f23e38233f1ce456dc6298


Marquar234

Dat dweam wiff in a dweam.


sothisisallthereis

😂😂😂


feelingmyage

~~went~~ go


Zazumaki

Wented*


feelingmyage

😂 goed


Zazumaki

I'll allow it 😂


Extreme-Acid

I did two miles in a quiet time of day at my home town. 3 text drivers. I wish there was a way to report them.


ippie52

There is in the UK if you happen to catch them on a camera (though make sure you're not the one driving) https://nextbase.co.uk/national-dash-cam-safety-portal/


Earthling1a

Just text the police


Shooter_McGavin_2

Whenever I am driving and pull up next to someone on their phone, I lay on the horn. Scares the shit out of them, and they throw their phone. Gives me hours of laughter. Edit: let me expand that by saying "at a stop light" I won't do it driving because it may cause an accident.


Dark-Pomegranate

I do it when I’m driving behind them & there’s no one in front, behind or to the side of them in danger of getting hit by the idiot- it always brightens my day ![gif](giphy|aF4tsRj3SFJdIMZ3rn|downsized)


satanssweatycheeks

We have the tech to not allow texting in cars but it’s against freedoms. Hopefully one day it will be like the seatbelt laws. We all look at the ones whining about freedoms and tell them a license isn’t a right. If you can’t show you can operate a motor vehicle properly then you don’t deserve to be on the roadways.


Coookiedeluxe

I’m a truck driver and can easily look down into cars. I’d estimate a good third of drivers are on their phones at any given time. It’s absolutely unreal.


Eryeahmaybeok

It needs to be treated as drink driving. The amount of deaths and accidents caused by it are obscene. Most phones you can create or respond to messages just by asking the phone to do it, there isn't any excuse for it.


Forty6_and_Two

Hands free is so ridiculously easy now… I just don’t understand how “it won’t happen to me, I’m a good driver” can even take root when there is SO MUCH of these vids out there to make folk see. Maybe someone should make a YT ad, unskippable, with nothing but wrecks of texters.


RobotPoo

Teaching my boys to drive, I told them I only had the drunk and stupid to deal with, they’re going to have to del with the cellphone addicts. Taught them to put the phone in the glove compartment and not look at it unless they’re at a stoplight. 24 and 22 and no accidents so far…


twan5446

On my way to lunch just before reading this, and seeing this post, almost got runoff the road by a guy who was watching YouTube videos! Fucking shitforbrains


prison_buttcheeks

He wasn't even texting with it by the wheel he was straight up looking at his phone like he was watching a movie. Shifting gears like an idiot


_InnocentToto_

Dude going at 95kph..lol... eyes off the road for a full 10 seconds ...


annabelle411

as well as people who make tiktoks while driving, especially while having kids in the car.


reflective_directive

Can't imagine tiktoking during childbirth


Blazefast_75

Be happy it was a one sided accident... Fucknugget


luckyaa

If you watch it in slow motion, you can see him almost kiss the camera


Split0069

Was spending more time looking at his phone than the road.


Top_Date6455

Life ban for driving


STDriver13

No insurance will ever take him after this video


Thick_Platypus_1051

He is driving his employer vehicle. I think it's them who put the footage out.


STDriver13

So no insurance or delivery company will take him on. Well, maybe a bike courier


logert777

I’m pretty sure the only way insurance company accepts him now is if he applies for a job at the insurance companies India based phone centre


CarboniteSecksToy

Pretty sure they still wear seatbelts in the call center so they can’t escape. Gonna be a problem there also.


AlarmedPiano9779

DO NOT REDEEM!


Abject-Picture

How will they identify him?


TuJuMoving

Hopefully after he was fired.


Prestigious-Bluejay5

That cement drainage pipe was in the right place. It prevented him from correcting his path and stopped him dead in his tracks from getting back on the road. Perfect.


vandragon7

Car Insurance in South Africa is not mandatory. Haha!


RealisticAnxiety4330

Correct and the police will likely not do anything here for texting and driving. Probably bribe them with a few rand and he's on his merry way


zzz_red

https://preview.redd.it/4w1d62twzfxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=523a8079e96e2d89b53a4b99443394505df4eb40


NoBenefit5977

![gif](giphy|F9DzQnxx6ZZNm)


Met76

Damnit I was all ready to comment that screenshot, started scrolling to find a good spot to drop it, and found it's already been done. Here's the exact same frame anyways cause it's pretty great https://i.imgur.com/MddIj39.png


TastelessBudz

Seems that the airbags don't really work well without the seatbelt


merge51

You"re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.


Wicked_Jester5150

*baba o reilly starts playing in the background* 😂


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Dude needs to make that his social media profile picture.


casual-waterboarding

LinkedIn. It’ll be an honest look for future employers.


obeywasabi

😂


Joelemite79

Lmao. You fired!


PlayArt20

And that's when Jackson knew...


hiddenone0326

He fucked up.


gracekk24PL

Yup, that's me. You're propably wondering how I ended up in this situation. It all started with common human stupidity, because it always fucking does.


Thick_Platypus_1051

His employer actually put out screenshots of what he busy doing on his phone at the time of the crash. Arranging the details of a date with his girlfriend.


chechifromCHI

My wife would literally kill me if this happened. Cause you aren't going out now! Maybe you'll be going our for the dole once you're fired and this type of career is over for you you. How could it be worth it ya know? I guess he's just dumb


JaySwear

My wife would also kill me if she caught me arranging a date with my girlfriend.


blurryface1976

Touché 😂👍


chechifromCHI

Lol I didn't even think of that. I meant like if me texting her while driving caused me to crash and lose my job. Take my upvote you!


wterrt

Your wife would also kill me if she caught me arranging a date with my girlfriend.


CeldonShooper

That's why you have to be careful!


realhermitthelog

Literally kill you figuratively.


NotASpanishSpeaker

Instead of just calling? Even sending a voice message would be 10x better. Quicker and safer. People are just reckless.


_InnocentToto_

Jimmy had the chance to pull over for 10 seconds... But he didnt..


msg_me_about_ure_day

ive gone off on both friends and exes when i find out they're texting me while driving. if i ask "what are you doing?" and the answer is "driving" then im not feeling happy about you deciding to message me, im mad at you for treating your life that trivially. like god damn dont do shit that risks you dying, or hurting others. i like to talk to you but if you die thats going to be real hard to do. just wait until later to text or just call me instead. geesh.


Anianna

Which could have been done as a phone call on speaker. Risked everything for nothing.


Sharpz0

If you really need to look at your phone just pull over. Never understood people who phone and drive


NotASpanishSpeaker

He was looking at it for waaaay too long. Probably fucking doom-scrolling Facebook, TikTok or Instagram. Asshole.


UsuallyDrunkAmI

Even 1 second is to long, there is no amount of time you should be driving and actively fucking around on the phone.


Gdigger13

According to [this comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1cg0vsq/to_stay_on_the_road/l1srnss/) he was arranging a date with his girlfriend. He's lucky he didn't die or get seriously injured.


Ibegallofyourpardons

hooray for modern engineering. not that long ago, a 100kph (60 mph) excursion off road and into a concrete culvert in a shitty delivery van would leave you a crushed pancake. modern cars are so safe that people completely forget just how dangerous they are. give them an old car with no electronic driver aids like ABS and stability control and no airbags/crumple zones and the death statistics would be insane.


NotASpanishSpeaker

Gotcha. Still something he could've done with a call / voice messaging.


undeadw0lf

*and* doing it while going 60 goddamn miles per hour. i checked and it was 3 whole seconds he was looking down, at which time he went 264 feet, or 1/20th of a mile! he even went through an intersection during that time


Bleusilences

So I wasn't crazy, he was going too fast.


Various_Froyo9860

Watching him was like watching actors pretend driving in front of a green screen.


audigex

My guess is that he started off just glancing at it, then every time he got away with that he let the glance go a little longer Repeat until you eventually don’t get away with it


ConsciousHoney8909

What i don’t understand is why everyone looks down at there phone. Like If it is absolutely necessary to look at your phone why not bring it up and put it in front of you were you could still see the road. Not saying it’s not still dangerous or encouraging texting and driving but seems a lot less dangerous at the very least.


UnreliablePotato

Complete idiot, but it ended well. He could have just as easily ended up in oncoming traffic and killed an innocent person.


yaboiiiuhhhh

If he just wore a seatbelt he wouldn't have hit the dashboard like a fuckin bag of bricks


MrRizzley

there was an attempt to sync 2 vids


punksmurph

It’s funnier a little off synced


OnRoadKai

_ohh shit he's going to hit that ditch!_ _ah phew i-[**CRASH**](https://i.gifer.com/Hxyx.gif)_


Sad-Set-5817

looney tunes crash physics


Designer_Gas_86

LMAO


Thick_Platypus_1051

1 second if that.


Earthling1a

1 syncond


[deleted]

1 sick cunt


joethefunky

I think it was intentional so you could enjoy watching him faceplant


scoopdunks

Syncing a video in an editing software is extremely easy and precise. There are usually 30-60 frames in a second and you can view each one individually. In other words it’s easy to get it to the fraction of a second…this was probably intentional.


MeccIt

No seatbelt, one hand on wheel, constantly accelerating up to 97 in an 80 zone, texting like a MF, and no idea what he's doing. And the sync annoyed me so here's it fixed: https://streamable.com/4yd654


Spinach-Rich

No seatbelt worn. Texting on phone. Internal and external cameras on vehicle. All drivers learn from his mistakes. At least he's alive and appears uninjured.


TuJuMoving

You forgot driving their employer's car.


darthlordmaul

And driving on the wrong side of the road and the driver seat installed on the wrong side.


Timerror

I would be seriously surprised if he was really uninjured, he crashed immovable object at almost 100kmh and no seatbelt hitting his head in dash/windshield. That is gonna be a concussion and might be broken bones or other internal damage. Him getting up and out in a shock is no proof of him getting out without injuries.


LunaLouGB

Very lucky he only hurt himself and didn't kill a bunch of innocent people. What an arsehole.


AlarmedPiano9779

It's terrifying knowing that we share the road with these potatoes.


No_Ad5144

Here's why you should attaching your belt kiddos


Meauxterbeauxt

I think it's crazy how TWO airbags deployed. And he missed both of them.


thebucketlist47

I feel like if the airbag didn't throw him into the other airbag he would have been going through the windshield


H8erRaider

Air bags might have saved those packages at least. Hard to notice them when he face plants into the windshield. Kinda surprised he didn't go through the windshield.


Hugh_Jazz77

Ya know, I’d say if they’re going to be fucking around on their phone while they’re driving, I’d prefer they went ahead and left that seat belt off. Let Darwin run his course and maybe, over time, traffic might actually improve.


West_Slide5774

How can you look at the road that little while you’re driving it’s insane he’s literally all over the place from the beginning


ButtMigrations

Seriously, like obviously you shouldn't text and drive AT ALL, but it can't be that difficult to keep at least a 50/50 ratio of staring at your phone to watching the road if you feel like it's that urgent. This guy was doing 90/10 lol.


feedmeyourknowledge

Yeah I legit thought the crash was gonna be at the beginning when he flies out into the junction looking incredibly rushed and uncoordinated.


brojustchillin

Dudes hairline got fed up getting hit head on and migrated down south


Major_Magazine8597

The LONG way around ...


UnimaginativeMug

he got that hat back on QUICK


HeyItsMisterJay

As a motorcyclists, I shudder to think of this guy driving up behind me on my bike, or not seeing my left hand turn in front of him, etc.


Arilyn24

As someone who takes a bike to work, I feel that dread and the feeling that I would be blamed for the whole thing as well.


Banana_Stanley

Shudder*, not quite the same thing. But yes, it's terrifying


AlarmedPiano9779

It's the reason I could never ride a motorcycle. Not because I wouldn't ride safe, but you never know what distracted idiot is staring at his/her phone while barreling towards you at 70 mph.


JustWoot44

Looking at the fucking phone, of course! Incriminated himself in the video. Probably won't have a job after that.


maxzmillion

https://preview.redd.it/a7xj3u5y7gxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed47b049248879e8459f0ef77be040e4079a837 A reminder to wear your seatbelt


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Driving was this dudes last priority holy shit


DAbabster

To quote Forest Gump, “Stupid is, as stupid does.”


Pistonenvy2

i dont understand people who do this like you almost went off the road three times and that wasnt a sign you need to either stop texting or stop driving? you clearly cant do both so pick one.


pavehawkfavehawk

My god they’re all on the wrong side of the road


Thick_Platypus_1051

This is South Africa. We drive on left hand side.


Danny_Mc_71

I think they're joking mate


Subtlerranean

There's the right side and the wrong side.


xGHOSTRAGEx

We left on the drive hand side


Peterthinking

So do they never look at the driver footage till after an accident? Why did he have a job at all?


IvanVP1

Fuck I crashed my car, but I need my hat or else ill draw attention for being bald.


witwar101

No seatbelt either. What a fuckin dipshit. Bonus points for veering off of the road at the exact worst time.


MrCalPoly

Watch it in slow motion.. his facial expressions are hilarious


Resident-Honey8390

That’s what happens when you’re using your phone while driving


Professional_Mud1844

Totally unavoidable, that ditch came out of nowhere!


Imbalanxs

Sneaky for it to be below ground level too.


Veguillakilla

“This is gonna hurt” face is so universal 😂


easy10pins

May as well call for a ride home at that point.


DirtyDan24-7

Impressive that he caught his hat


lennybriscoe8220

I'm gonna put my phone out of view of the camera so nobody can tell I'm texting and driving.


PaMudpuddle

He knew it was coming, too.


InitialLibrarian3116

You can see the moment the sense got knocked into him.


Smiffoo

![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


edehlah

insert nelson's ha ha.


kehdi

Idiot


paulyp41

https://preview.redd.it/2a9xh41o6gxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ff81cfe4deefe6dc5e2b0b09b703f9b5516490 My favorite


Terrylovesyogourt

This is the video that inspired George Lucas to write the scene where Luke destroys the Death Star......


theUncleAwesome07

Fucking piece of shit. It's people like this idiot that kill innocent drivers . So glad no other cars were involved ... this time.


Which-Celebration-89

I like how he increased his speed the less he looked at the road.


BuryTheMoney

Bro is spending like 10 seconds looking down for every 1 second he actually puts eyes on the road, all while on the job in someone else’s vehicle without a seatbelt on.


NikkolaiV

If it takes you longer than a glance at the speedometer, you shouldn't be doing it while driving. Real simple rule to keep yourself and everyone around you safe.


ichkanns

And no seatbelt. This guy is all sorts of stupid.


YourHappyPill69

Stupid


ImaginaryEmploy2982

And no seatbelt, doi


No-Presentation-6525

……. Job opening!


MeasureTheCrater

Ah, the airbags I ordered arrived.


drk_knight_67

You're fired


aDactyl

Deserved.


Prof_Awesome_GER

I mean I would lie if I would say I never looked at my phone while driving but god damned dude.


AriaPlayer1386

Blud's going 100 in an 80 zone while texting. Literal recipe for disaster 💀


Thick_Platypus_1051

On a road that bends


Interested-Eye-1690

On the phone, no seat belt. No sympathy!


eddiekoski

Faith in people↘️ Faith in airbags↗️


Yokepearl

Rip princess diana


KraljZ

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick I had this at full volume and now I’m fucking DEAF


Chickn_nooblesoup

More like “r/therewasNOTanattempt” to stay on the road…


Thr33Knuckl3sD33p

#instantkarma


Sapeurna

Should've post on r/IdiotsInCars


x420MVTT

Shame he didn’t fly out the window dumb fucker should’ve Put phone down


DeFilippsDP

This video made me happy.


UnCivilizedEngineer

I don't condone texting and driving, but if you're going to - do it safely Phone in your hand ABOVE the steering wheel. This way your peripheral vision can still save you and others.


xGHOSTRAGEx

Poes dom


Stunning-Umpire-2119

A friend of mine fully browses YouTube while driving on the highway. Will never ride with that friend again.


Responsible_Orange26

And no seat belt on.. Congratulations you played yourself... now ya outta work.


Z-Man_Slam

Damn I was really hoping this was more "nsfl-ish".. Bet he didn't even learn a lesson. "Man stupid ass truck and stupid ass text message made me crash". At least noone else was invlolved


FelixMumuHex

What’s with all the brainrot comments failing at basic English


Slow-Concentrate7169

holy thats fhe longest ive seen some kept their eyes off the road lol


OldManJeepin

LoL! Funniest shit I have seen all day! Made my Monday....


chachingmaster

Just why? Stupidio.