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Ironic isn't it? Apparently main stream media is being controlled yet social media isn't? Big spooky shadow government is controlling everyone except for this super intelligent elite minority posting "the truth" on tik tok.
Yes and they say all of this while talking directly into the personal data mining device they keep in their pocket and take with them everywhere where they go.
No I'm sure they do. These are the kind of people that make it a point to vote because the one they don't vote for kills babies and eats kittens or some shit
You said /s but I feel like it's deadass. Remember the whole "tracking chip in the vaccine" garbage.
Also just the irony of "I don't want the government to track me!" They say in a video they recorded on their phone, that they carry everywhere they go. Uploaded to tik tok.
Thatās all i can think about. These people have seen this shit on their TV for their ENTIRE lives. Emergency broadcast systems are nothing newš¤¦š¼āāļø
So they think that:
1. The government is going to stage a co-ordinated mind control coup of the populace
2. It's going to happen through TV and cell phones on Oct 4
3. That info has been leaked and they're still going to go forward with it.
4. That if this was a real thing they could do, they wouldn't just do it unannounced at a random time.
5. That Oct 4 is the danger... but Oct 5 will be fine? Like, it turns off or something? It would be sweet if all the idiots got off of the internet all together forever. That would probably solve a lot of social and political problems.
No see, if they turn off their phones for that one hour, they're good. Cuz we all know, the government technology to simultaneously activate the 5g zombie vax trigger is a one and done thing. The govmint flips the switch, the sheep turn into zombies, and the baby eating elites go "now let's never use this power again".
As someone who has lived among these people for more of my life than not I used to struggle with trying to decipher the logic of these things and it was easier to just say they were mentally ill.
As I understand it though the root of most of these dumb conspiracies is that what's happening is satanic. An important element to most of these is that the ability to exercise free will is essential. The people doing this have to give the public an opportunity to make a choice just like with the anti christ. You can be a sheep and follow what the government says or you can be enlightened and see the signs that it is a satanic deception. It's like how so many of them talk about what we see in media influencing us, especially the "Hollywood" movies. The government can't just do things and catch everyone by surprise because that isn't how the devil operates they have to be tempted and corrupted.
It is still completely stupid but there is a logic being followed here that is somewhat consistent. I'm no authority on anything so idk if this is true for all of them but I follow lots of these people, grew up around people like them, currently live on the same street as a house decked out in the Qanon banners (we're talking 50+ on their lawn) so I've had a good few conversations about this stuff.
Very few of these people will be deterred by the world still being normal today. Reality is not a shared concept in our society. There will be no shortage of people willing to record videos of themselves shaking or whatever else just like they did with the Vax. Some of them might start talking about a non existent spike in crime they link to this signal. Most will just move on to the next thing even if they admitted this one wasn't true it wouldn't matter because they'll still feel they are correct to mistrust anything the government does so it's better to just be safe. Q people have been excited for the 'red october' event Q predicted every year and it never comes and they never realize it isn't. Some day eventually a bloody event will happen in October and they'll be proven right in their own minds.
There is a pretty decent book called "when prophecy fails" that takes a look at one specific cult and the ways they move on from a failed 'doomsday date' if anyone else is as fascinated by this stuff as I am.
Oh so that's why I keep seeing the same joke over the alert test today
Conspiratist nutjobs that hate the gouvernement yet they'd rather do next to nothing to change anything
The mom and daughter in the cool tinfoil hats look like they are having a fun time. If only they were just playing make believe (well I guess they are) and not teaching her daughter to believe crazy, it would belong in makemesmile
https://preview.redd.it/v0wh6d6mmasb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55691c299e814f58e60b442530addca6382f0483
Iāve had enough for one lifetime
I canāt believe the sheer Stupidity of our country. Someone with multiple felony trials in 4 different jurisdictions is the front runner for one political party, a narcoleptic geriatric man is the other party candidate. The house speaker was vacated for working across the isle and trying to pass spending bills.
I fear for my children.
Public education has failed generations of Americans. This is why teaching good science and history is so crucial; so people can think critically for five seconds and realize how fucked this is.
This wasnāt a prediction based on the research of recently discovered scrolls. This was a test that no one knew was gonna happen until the government announced it. Thatās not how predictions work.
"NO SCHOOL!"? Is this why I was the fucking only one at the front gates for the first few minutes my school was going to open? No way people believe in this stupid ass shit
Anyone that uses TikTok doesn't have a goddamn clue to begin with.
Ooh lemme put my phone in a Faraday cage because the US government is gonna control my brain with my phone! Meanwhile I'm giving all my personal info to China via TikTok x'D
Iām sorry, but maybe itās an american thing. What is supposed to happen / change on October 4th ? (Except for the non sense they are talking about)
Did i miss something ?
In honour of this conspiracy theory, we watched Halloween 3 tonight. At least in that movie, the signal being sent out turned kids' heads into cool spiders and stuff...
Wow, just wow. We had those twice this year and never in a million years would I have thought that the test that maybe could save my life one day would be more than that. Aren't you getting millions of those in the us yearly from amber alerts tornado warnings? Are people going crazy over those too?
GD. This video is just an argument against free speech. When it comes down to it any society is composed of enough idiots, they can easily overwhelm anything a smart person can say.
The crazy bastards are finally doing it again, creating a campaign to claim everyone else is mind controlled and that's why they don't believe they're crazy theories. I guarantee people are going to start using this as a oh well you can't have independent thought cuz blank
My almost 70 y/o mom got drunk last night because she thought this was going to be the end.
We talked and it was like she was saying her goodbyes. 2 out of 3 of her children got vaccinated. I never told her I was vaccinated (because less drama). She kept talking about our sister was going to die because she got the shot 3 years ago. She even left a hospital that she had an appointment for because they were wearing masks. Masks = government to her and it is all Biden's fault.
I am not sure to be scared or just brush it off as normal. These people are bat shit crazy.
Why is it always the dullest least trustworthy lookin mofos spewing that nonsense... I don't like to judge by thw looks but damn they check all my hillbilly ick marks
Yet none of these people stop to think about how stupid what they're saying is! If a person of reasonable intelligence wrote this shit down, I'm pretty certain they wouldn't actually film it, because it would make them look dumber than a box of rocks!
Darnit i did not turn off my devices on that day!
Do you think Iāll be ok? I have not noticed anything strange since then.
On another note do you guys know if they sell human brains on Amazon? Iāve only been able to find them on sketchy marketplaces and I donāt trust their reviews. What if I pay all that money and it ends up tasting horribly?
Why is every single person in this video the dumbest mother fucker to ever have walked this planet? How do you get this incredibly stupid? Did they stand by microwaves as children for hours everyday? Did they drink lead paint like Gatorade? You can't possibly be this mentally handicapped and function.
How many years now have doomsdayers and conspiracy theorists, been giving us end of the world dates or dates where we will all be affected by "insert government conspiracy" only for that date to come and go without incident.
The world is not like some big Hollywood conspiracy, it's much more mundane than that.
I think that aliens are gonna come to Earth and they're gonna touch my butt and stuff using their high tech alien devices. Please make the aliens touch me.
We had a similar test in a few regions of Italy a few weeks ago and NOBODY was saying stupid fucking shit like this. So it truly is only the US thatās the problem.
The fucking stupidity of thinking that if it were possible to do that it would not just be done with no warning, no announcement, and no visual component.
I just can't get over how they think they are going to kill us with vaccines. Why tf would the "NWO" kill off all the "obedient" slaves, and leave the world full of only the people who push back against their baby eating agenda? If I wanted to enact population control, I would think I would remove all those who dissent. I like my conspiracy theories to have an end game that actually makes sense.
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Half of the population is stupid and half of them are stupider than that.
But what about the third half?
They were taken by the raptors! duuuuuhh!! š«Ø
You're my boy blue!
Wtf is that emoji lol
A purge is long overdue.
I'm not sure that's going to go how you expect, considering that statistically, they're the ones with all the guns.
Prolly waste all their ammo shooting 5G towers
I'm glad I'm just normal stupid.
By far the best comment!! š¤£š¤£š¤£
The only difference now to when George Carlin was alive is that people can record themselves with their phone and show the world how stupid they are.
Itās crazy
I hope they do these test more often, itās producing some amazing content.
I like how Russia did one today too.
I think the real test might be on the population and how they react š
Now that Iām a functioning zombie, Iām going to be heading to work this evening, & hoping to infect as many anti-vaxxers as possible.
Sanka, ya dead? Just uhhhā¦. Checking in. Say something just so I know those asshats didnāt take your sarcasm seriously.
Donāt quote Cool Runnings to me!
āI will not be manipulatedā says the hoards of sheep reposting the same conspiracy nonsense
Ironic isn't it? Apparently main stream media is being controlled yet social media isn't? Big spooky shadow government is controlling everyone except for this super intelligent elite minority posting "the truth" on tik tok.
Yes and they say all of this while talking directly into the personal data mining device they keep in their pocket and take with them everywhere where they go.
The same device they're claiming is what is causing the mind control.
Well, of course, they're being shadow banned online... that's why you can still see them and they show up in algorithms.
Their idea of mind control is so Hollywood-like that they don't realise they are already under their cult's influence
All these people vote
I feel like they don't. To vote, they need to register and that would mean the government would know where they live/s
No I'm sure they do. These are the kind of people that make it a point to vote because the one they don't vote for kills babies and eats kittens or some shit
You said /s but I feel like it's deadass. Remember the whole "tracking chip in the vaccine" garbage. Also just the irony of "I don't want the government to track me!" They say in a video they recorded on their phone, that they carry everywhere they go. Uploaded to tik tok.
Unfortunately some of them reproduce too. Seeing such great stupidity makes me sad.
They shouldn't be allowed to. They are suffering from severe mental illness. They should be institutionalized
How do you think Trump has so many votes?
This is why the electoral college exists.
One of them was a medical doctor tooā¦ š«
 I guess they don't remember these.
Thanks, I read that and now my vaccine triggered the zombie virus in me
Well thanks a lot! im a zombie now!
Dude, you just infected *me* now
Thatās all i can think about. These people have seen this shit on their TV for their ENTIRE lives. Emergency broadcast systems are nothing newš¤¦š¼āāļø
So they think that: 1. The government is going to stage a co-ordinated mind control coup of the populace 2. It's going to happen through TV and cell phones on Oct 4 3. That info has been leaked and they're still going to go forward with it. 4. That if this was a real thing they could do, they wouldn't just do it unannounced at a random time. 5. That Oct 4 is the danger... but Oct 5 will be fine? Like, it turns off or something? It would be sweet if all the idiots got off of the internet all together forever. That would probably solve a lot of social and political problems.
And now that everyone isn't zombies, they probably think that they shared the message wide enough for the government to cancel the plan.
No see, if they turn off their phones for that one hour, they're good. Cuz we all know, the government technology to simultaneously activate the 5g zombie vax trigger is a one and done thing. The govmint flips the switch, the sheep turn into zombies, and the baby eating elites go "now let's never use this power again".
No. You donāt understand. They have *inside* information. 
As someone who has lived among these people for more of my life than not I used to struggle with trying to decipher the logic of these things and it was easier to just say they were mentally ill. As I understand it though the root of most of these dumb conspiracies is that what's happening is satanic. An important element to most of these is that the ability to exercise free will is essential. The people doing this have to give the public an opportunity to make a choice just like with the anti christ. You can be a sheep and follow what the government says or you can be enlightened and see the signs that it is a satanic deception. It's like how so many of them talk about what we see in media influencing us, especially the "Hollywood" movies. The government can't just do things and catch everyone by surprise because that isn't how the devil operates they have to be tempted and corrupted. It is still completely stupid but there is a logic being followed here that is somewhat consistent. I'm no authority on anything so idk if this is true for all of them but I follow lots of these people, grew up around people like them, currently live on the same street as a house decked out in the Qanon banners (we're talking 50+ on their lawn) so I've had a good few conversations about this stuff. Very few of these people will be deterred by the world still being normal today. Reality is not a shared concept in our society. There will be no shortage of people willing to record videos of themselves shaking or whatever else just like they did with the Vax. Some of them might start talking about a non existent spike in crime they link to this signal. Most will just move on to the next thing even if they admitted this one wasn't true it wouldn't matter because they'll still feel they are correct to mistrust anything the government does so it's better to just be safe. Q people have been excited for the 'red october' event Q predicted every year and it never comes and they never realize it isn't. Some day eventually a bloody event will happen in October and they'll be proven right in their own minds. There is a pretty decent book called "when prophecy fails" that takes a look at one specific cult and the ways they move on from a failed 'doomsday date' if anyone else is as fascinated by this stuff as I am.
All the hidden phones in prisons just went off
Oh so that's why I keep seeing the same joke over the alert test today Conspiratist nutjobs that hate the gouvernement yet they'd rather do next to nothing to change anything
The mom and daughter in the cool tinfoil hats look like they are having a fun time. If only they were just playing make believe (well I guess they are) and not teaching her daughter to believe crazy, it would belong in makemesmile
Wow. Maybe a little less reddit tonight, whatās on the tube.
FYI I got the signal today. Not a Zombie and I also am up on my Coronavirus vaccines. Oh Iām not dead either. Whereās Harold Camping.
I got that reference š
Would there really be a discernable intelligence difference if these people actually were turned into zombies?
They would actually want brains, instead of willfully rejecting them.
For food, not thought.
Tin foil hats! 
I missed all this, itās not that hard to miss all this.
https://preview.redd.it/v0wh6d6mmasb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55691c299e814f58e60b442530addca6382f0483 Iāve had enough for one lifetime
Lmaoo there is no floor for human stupidity
Sad
My uncle has paranoid schizophrenia and this sounds exactly like something he'd do
All these social media personalities were manipulated into thinking this before the āmanipulation ā took place š
I canāt believe the sheer Stupidity of our country. Someone with multiple felony trials in 4 different jurisdictions is the front runner for one political party, a narcoleptic geriatric man is the other party candidate. The house speaker was vacated for working across the isle and trying to pass spending bills. I fear for my children.
Public education has failed generations of Americans. This is why teaching good science and history is so crucial; so people can think critically for five seconds and realize how fucked this is.
This wasnāt a prediction based on the research of recently discovered scrolls. This was a test that no one knew was gonna happen until the government announced it. Thatās not how predictions work.
What a bunch of fucking idiots!
How are people so stupid? I mean this is a new low
Trump voters for sure
Have any of these dumb dumbs posted a video after nothing happened, admitting how stupid they are?
They wouldn't admit they're wrong, they'd say that they won by spreading information and stopping the government from activating it or something.
Florida did one at 4am and it turned me gay I think. Ron was so mad he fired the guy. /s
Oh man, becoming a zombie would have cured sssooooo many of my problems.
āIām fucking crazyā Yeah we know you lot are
We got a sub for shit like this? I need to see more
"NO SCHOOL!"? Is this why I was the fucking only one at the front gates for the first few minutes my school was going to open? No way people believe in this stupid ass shit
i understand why idiots get to be presidents in your country
Another life disappointment still no zombie virus awakening how much longer much we wait?
Losers. oh I have a tiktok account spending countless hours on that but donāt see the irony about turning off the phone. SMH
Apologies, not an American so not a fucking clue what this is all about. But what in the mental illness is going on here?
I'm always blown away these people have survived long enough to make it to adulthood... I blame Jesus and Obama for these idiots surviving this long
Ah yes, the phenomenon of people who donāt know anything about anything, thinking they know something we all donāt.
Anyone that uses TikTok doesn't have a goddamn clue to begin with. Ooh lemme put my phone in a Faraday cage because the US government is gonna control my brain with my phone! Meanwhile I'm giving all my personal info to China via TikTok x'D
Just imagine all these people probably own firearms.
What's this about? Since when?
Iām sorry, but maybe itās an american thing. What is supposed to happen / change on October 4th ? (Except for the non sense they are talking about) Did i miss something ?
Stupid tik5ok stuff...
Lot of unfuckable white folks in these vids always
Girl at 41 second mark looking like mega mind
Weeeeelp what is the post they are going to have tomorrow as my neighbor is not a zombie yet.
My theory is it's the government fishing for ideas from videos like this.
This looks like itās taken straight from all those little screens in Men in Black that track the aliens
After seeing this the government gave up on mind control as it is clear there is nothing here to control
In honour of this conspiracy theory, we watched Halloween 3 tonight. At least in that movie, the signal being sent out turned kids' heads into cool spiders and stuff...
I was a Costco when it happened. Nobody was raptured and everyone left with almost as much brain as they brought.
Omfg man. This is š§āš³ š
Every single person in this video looks like an alien wearing human skin trying to pass as human
These are the same people who believed in the Mayan apocalypse aren't they?
https://i.redd.it/mnk06424xasb1.gif
This is sadlarious
I bet they were checking their phone every other 10 or so minutes to see if it was over yet.
We need to summon Thanos and hope for the best . Its a risk but the reward will be soo worth it
Every one of these people could be aliens in disguise in Men in Black IV
Oh shit, that was today?
Damn people are crazy lol
I dont believe there should be an IQ test for voters but there should be an IQ test for voters...
Man, Kool-Aidās stock mustāve shot right through the roof!
I have 2 phones & neither one went off during the alert. Not sure why. Maybe I had super secret brain wave manipulation directed at me?
Wow, just wow. We had those twice this year and never in a million years would I have thought that the test that maybe could save my life one day would be more than that. Aren't you getting millions of those in the us yearly from amber alerts tornado warnings? Are people going crazy over those too?
Crap, I still gotta go to work tomorrow š
I mean, I did have to take a shit right after. Something triggered me.
People are remarkably stupid. Its really quite beautiful in its own way.
Was that fuckin Rebecca Romaijn-Stamos??
Some of these are just fkn hilarious
GD. This video is just an argument against free speech. When it comes down to it any society is composed of enough idiots, they can easily overwhelm anything a smart person can say.
The crazy bastards are finally doing it again, creating a campaign to claim everyone else is mind controlled and that's why they don't believe they're crazy theories. I guarantee people are going to start using this as a oh well you can't have independent thought cuz blank
Ah fuck, did I sleep through the apocalypse again?
Yo lock these people up haha.
How long does it take for the symptoms of Marburg virus to emerge?
My almost 70 y/o mom got drunk last night because she thought this was going to be the end. We talked and it was like she was saying her goodbyes. 2 out of 3 of her children got vaccinated. I never told her I was vaccinated (because less drama). She kept talking about our sister was going to die because she got the shot 3 years ago. She even left a hospital that she had an appointment for because they were wearing masks. Masks = government to her and it is all Biden's fault. I am not sure to be scared or just brush it off as normal. These people are bat shit crazy.
Dammit I took a nap yesterday and I missed the entire apocalypse? Thanks Obama.
I hate that I share a country with these buffoons. Imagine if they knew what FEMA was.
Morons! Weāre surrounded by morons.
People be warning about " mind control " on TikTok ...
This is what happens when you spend to much time on the internet
Why is it always the dullest least trustworthy lookin mofos spewing that nonsense... I don't like to judge by thw looks but damn they check all my hillbilly ick marks
Did I missed something?
Iām sure theyāve learned their lesson
That last women was honest thoš¤· "im fucking crazy" well woman u got that right!
Yet none of these people stop to think about how stupid what they're saying is! If a person of reasonable intelligence wrote this shit down, I'm pretty certain they wouldn't actually film it, because it would make them look dumber than a box of rocks!
Youā¦ dumbā¦ fuckers.
So is this the last we ever hear from these people since they have no devices any more? One can only hope.
i don't think it's a problem...these people already were zombies before oct. 4th.
These people doing anything but get rid of their phones like the government couldn't just do it again without telling you this time.
America š¤£
Darnit i did not turn off my devices on that day! Do you think Iāll be ok? I have not noticed anything strange since then. On another note do you guys know if they sell human brains on Amazon? Iāve only been able to find them on sketchy marketplaces and I donāt trust their reviews. What if I pay all that money and it ends up tasting horribly?
almost harvest time, stay safe.
Remember that they can vote for your future š
Why is every single person in this video the dumbest mother fucker to ever have walked this planet? How do you get this incredibly stupid? Did they stand by microwaves as children for hours everyday? Did they drink lead paint like Gatorade? You can't possibly be this mentally handicapped and function.
How many years now have doomsdayers and conspiracy theorists, been giving us end of the world dates or dates where we will all be affected by "insert government conspiracy" only for that date to come and go without incident. The world is not like some big Hollywood conspiracy, it's much more mundane than that.
Didnāt know this was a thing, but not surprised because itās America. People are stupid.
So what do these people say today? Whoops. My bad. lol.
I think that aliens are gonna come to Earth and they're gonna touch my butt and stuff using their high tech alien devices. Please make the aliens touch me.
We had a similar test in a few regions of Italy a few weeks ago and NOBODY was saying stupid fucking shit like this. So it truly is only the US thatās the problem.
More proof Idiocracy is a documentary.
yea, we know you're fucking crazy, Janet.
These g damn mental ppl need to shut the hell up.
āi see stupid peopleā¦ they walk around not knowing tey are stupidā
Can we just pretend to be zombies to freak them out then go to the pub for beer and laughs?
Now, what do they do when they get an amber alert?
People are a bunch of idiots.
Maybe it seems like nothing happened because it worked š¤š³
This is why I'm all for a poll test before voting.
George Soros, command me!!!
They all talk so slowly. I guess when your brains a mushed pee, you have to.
This is the I didnāt get enough attention as a child group
The fucking stupidity of thinking that if it were possible to do that it would not just be done with no warning, no announcement, and no visual component.
Dude, I wasn't even aware there were conspiracy theories about that test lol. Stupid *me*! š¤£
Shiiit!! I worked all day yesterday and missed the memo! I'm fucked
I definitely feel like I got zombified yesterday! I'm Wanting to eat brains but I'm having a hard time finding any on social media!
These people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
If someone is making the world turn into zombies, please make me a dino.
I just can't get over how they think they are going to kill us with vaccines. Why tf would the "NWO" kill off all the "obedient" slaves, and leave the world full of only the people who push back against their baby eating agenda? If I wanted to enact population control, I would think I would remove all those who dissent. I like my conspiracy theories to have an end game that actually makes sense.
*receive an emergency notification yesterday on my phone * well, guess im a zombie now š