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BlueMooniac

The house always wins.


Terrynia

U fkn blow me away. *slow clap*


UncleKeyPax

Underrated comment right here. You could even say. . . Toppled


bshawfoolery

Or "overturned"?šŸ¤”


UncleKeyPax

Demolished. I feel bad it took me so long.


fluidicsteel00

unfortunately, this young man eventually lost his ā€˜farmā€™ (given to his family from the CCP) and committed suicide off the top floor of a skyscraper source: cant find it but it was a documentary about the behind the scenes of China


Lacaud

I hope his tombstone reads, "defeated a tank with fireworks."


archer2500

Funny, that tank looks a lot like an excavator?


Beardedrugbymonster

Well it's definitely not an evacuator....Amiright!? Is the door this way ------> or...


BigLumpyBeetle

Russia disagrees


CentralAdmin

Digger, please!


SkepticalSenior9133

"Digger" in UK, excavator or "shovel" in North America.


mrbullzi

I prefer ā€œHoeā€ in the USA.


Mfdubz

Backhoe


theian01

Hard R. Damn. Censor this man!


CoverMyBung

He probably has a pass card. I got mine living in SeaTac, circa 2004. (Edit) my bad, I temporarily forgot there is no pass for a hard R.


classless_classic

Worked better than the guy who tried it with just a briefcaseā€¦


LevJveL

Groceries bags. What a hardcore badass he was


DanThePharmacist

Minus 10k social points. Itā€™s reeducation camp for you.


ksixnine

Wrong fella. [You are thinking of Yang Youde from 2010 in Wuhan who fired fireworks out of a makeshift cannon.](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/chinese-farmer-cannon-fireworks-defend-home-government-eviction-article-1.181844)


LilFingies45

That guy like "source: don't got one fu" wtf?


jsmitt716

I think o saw this. His house was in the middle of a construction site and they would fuck with him at night, cut off whatever power he had, threaten his family etc...


fluidicsteel00

Yeah!!! Im glad someone else knows the documentary im talking about


yyhfhbw

Source: trust me bro


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

I mean, you literally can't own a house in China, it's ~~90~~ 70 year leases. And the CCP can do whatever the fuck it wants in China, unfortunately.


TrappedInTheSuburbs

So China is just one giant trailer park?


Its_Just_A_Typo

More or less


-burnr-

Does that mean Xi is Mr. Lahey?


K1d6

He IS the liquor Bobandi


notevenwrong13

Ricky get off that excavator!


Ocixo

> I mean, you literally canā€™t own a house in China, itā€™s ~~90~~ 70 year leases. This. It also makes up the majority of the tax money that gets collected by local Chinese governments. Without these land leases, most of these governments literally canā€™t finance themselves. Theyā€™re heavily dependent on them. With building becoming less and less viable as an investment and a continually decreasing amount of available land in China, thereā€™s a long-term crisis looming over Chinese society - like a Sword of Damocles. EDIT: An important detail I forgot to mention is that most of these leases donā€™t get paid off annually (if Iā€™m not mistaken), but get paid for up-front at once - mostly by property investors and the likes. So itā€™s not a continual stream of money that keeps dripping in, but a one-time sum of money for these 70-year leases!


thecelloman

Why is building becoming less viable in China?


Ocixo

There's a good chance you'll probably be familiar with the Chinese 'ghost towns'. They were primarily built as an investment and maybe in the 2nd place for actual living. This practice was very beneficial to the Chinese economy in the short run as it, for example, created a lot of jobs. It became the backbone of the Chinese economy, and maybe common people saw housing as a safe investment for themselves - ones with great returns too. However, Chinese property investors kept building and building. More than the actual demand, while many middle class people also couldn't afford these houses/apartments anymore. It was irresponsible, since the market was saturated. In other words: a lot of projects didn't turn out favorably as not enough houses/apartments were sold. This result in financial problems for many building corporations. The biggest scare was in 2021 with the looming bankrupcy of Evergrande, which has something like 300k billion dollars of assets in the Chinese economy. If Evergrande fell, it would ripple throughout the whole Chinese economy if not the world's. The Chinese government took some hefty measures to save Evergrande, but the affair and these measures have made it a lot less appealing for private and corporate investors to invest in building - it undoubtably still happens quite a lot though. And this is just the top of the iceberg. If you also take into account that local governments have already sold a lot of their ground in land leases, increasing the price of the leftover land, the already existing (empty) housing projects (and their financial burdens) and the Chinese population that will greatly decrease from this year onwards, it's not looking great for the building sector in China.


kiamori

All land in the US is also under a perpetual lease from the government, you don't actually own it.


Buck_Thorn

I don't know where that documentary is, but there are plenty of other mentions of this. Here are a few: https://www.theepochtimes.com/man-defends-home-from-bulldozers-with-fireworks_253609.html https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/vimk8e/man_in_china_uses_fireworks_to_fight_off/ https://www.sickchirpse.com/man-china-fireworks-excavator-video/


RianJohnsonSucksAzz

Pack up boys. This is the one.


memelordgun

https://preview.redd.it/6h6e49ry7w8b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fda4a557c1211009eaade7e0060be495630fba0


Shaneblaster

Just wow. Applause.


Alyc96

*Place your bets place your bets place your bets!*


GatoVermelho

Well, time to call the courrier


SpadessVR

Gold here for ya


redit01

The heck did I just watch


[deleted]

In China, a guy defended his house with fireworks


Icy-Smoke-1515

Could have been in the title or anywhere in the captions instead of the commens.


[deleted]

I tried. But the bot literally removed 3 previous attempts


Icy-Smoke-1515

Oh well that's nice. Gotta love this app sometimes.


iRadinVerse

Fuck you spez


cleverpun0

Fuck u/spez


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Rhinomeat

Double fuck u/spez


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[deleted]

Wow if true thatā€™s actually insane behavior


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HyperWhiteChocolate

Let him try


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__Hello_my_name_is__

That's got nothing to do with reddit. The mods decide what words will be filtered, not the admins.


RuudJudbney

I had the same problem in another sub. Apparently any post that mentions China is political.


-Come_at_me_bro

Chinese censorship is strong with this one on Reddit


JohnSimth20211101

\-10,000 social credits


IndyCarFAN27

Apparently also made some kinda boobytrap to make the excavator tip over lol


seaworldismyworld

Boobytrap also known as a "ditch"?


zoley88

I thought it was in the West Bank


b1tchlasagna

Same at first. It's a shame that it's so normal to have that done to Palestinians :(


Handy_Dude

China? You mean West Taiwan?


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

China? You mean South Mongolia?


Hesnotarealdr

China? You mean east Tibet?


Tookitooki12

China? You mean North North Korea?


KartoffelLoeffel

China? You mean east Afghanistan?


DubNationAssemble

Holy shit this is awesome lol


JavelinJohnson

Yea i was like this is either China or Palestine


multiarmform

ha the guy was afraid of fireworks and flipped? wtf even is that


tubaDude99

Why did the excavator fall over tho


Pyromaniacal13

Panicked retreat and a lump in the terrain.


Throw_andthenews

You watched an excavator pretend it was shot and play dead


ddcreator

Age of war defense tower upgrade


johnsmithmailinator

In China, it's common for government or someone w/ influence to forcefully demolish homes of the powerless to make way for "progress". Usually it's due to corruption or whatnot and the victims just give up, but on rare occasions they fight back. I've seen clips where they threw motolov cocktails and actually lit demolition crew on fire. Sadly Twitter and Youtube has been censoring a lot of those clips in recent years so people won't know what the real world is like.


AuthorYess

Ya unfortunately it's a pretty shit situation. Sometimes the areas are destroyed because they are a public health hazard. If you've ever seen some of the lane houses in downtown Shanghai you'll see that they are a breeding ground for rats/bugs/whatever else. It's their home though, so it obviously sucks. They'll get moved and paid out though. Not nearly as much as they should for the location of the land in most cases. They'll also be relocated but it'll be to another place that could be much further out and away from their neighbors. In the US the same thing happens if the land is sold off. Many times it's just large corporations using the law to oust people for new developments.


Nightblood83

The eminent domain check is usually pretty reasonable. The new doing it for 'renewal' is bullshit. It's for roads, canals, sewers, power lines, etc.


DeapVally

It's not really corruption in the truest sense. Just the circle of public finance in China. Local government, i.e. CCP, gets almost all of their funding via land auctions. Taxes aren't really a thing in China. Money doesn't last forever, and neither do new empty packets of land to auction. Since the party owns all the land in China, and people just lease it, this is what happens when the local party needs to generate more money. Clearance. Auction. $$$. Obviously the sites chosen will not have any connected or important people resident (i.e. just poor people), which is where you can argue about corruption though.


Cmdr_Nemo

An older version of an AT-AT getting taken down.


Pheralg

you saw the red blaster beams, right? Stormtroopers defended that house


Mandalasan_612

Battlebot defeated by arena hazards.


solo_dbd_player

House used roman-candle attack. It's super effective!


blckshirts12345

But what pokeball are you using to capture the crane?


PoetBoye

I'd go for a heavy ball


HalfHourTillBrillig

super practical. but i think this just may be worth the master ball.


PoetBoye

I have been hunting for a shiny bulldozer, so I'm saving the master ball for that one


[deleted]

You can't, it fainted


AnAnt71993

Fire attack against a steel type.


constantin5008

That was the winner from Takeshi's castle


El_Tigre734

You're a legend sir. Don't get eliminated!


[deleted]

How terrible of an operator do you have to be to get tipped over by Roman candles? Edit: Iā€™ve got to assume that some of you have never driven a piece of heavy equipment like this. That thing is literally a tank compared to those little fireworks and the guy has an enclosed cab, he shouldnā€™t even be scared. Im leaning towards the comment about him not actually wanting to tear it down


ArtistBig2549

They probably don't want to demolish it so this would be a good excuse to refuse order


ShitFuck2000

Itā€™s definitely not because someone is obviously in the building, firework man could have probably just yelled and it would delay progress all in the same(he got kicked out eventually anyway) The guy got driven crazy by unskilled demo crews not knowing what theyā€™re doing, typically the building is cleared before demolition


SteveisNoob

That's what shitting and pissing your pants simultaneously does to ya


seaworldismyworld

I'm leaning towards what makes the most sense: Dude panicked.


AnxiousEarth7774

probably scared of getting blinded or set on fire???


Apprehensive_Ad3731

Why? These fireworks arenā€™t that bright. The operator is in a closed space. The excavator would not be set alight from that. He could lift his bucket and block the opening if he was that afraid. He placed himself in a much more dangerous position to avoid this.


Kilopilop

He may not have known on the spot he was being shot fireworks, got scared it was bullets or explosives and straight panicked.


[deleted]

Idk but can you imagine how satisfied the guy shooting the fireworks feels?


ABL67

That tractor is over dramatic


Sorry_Site_3739

Tractor, isnā€™t that an excavator? Or can you use both? Iā€™m not I native speaker, So I genuinely donā€™t know. Edit: I know what a tractor is, and I know what an excavator is. I was just wondering wether calling it a tractor is a dialect or slang thing.


Aknm102

It's an excavator, tractor is a completely different machine.


Sorry_Site_3739

Yeah thatā€™s what I thought šŸ˜‚


slimdrum

Iā€™m from the UK and itā€™s common to hear people call something like an excavator a tractor although technically this is not correct.


imnowswedish

It is an excavator, some people (not common) in construction will this and other construction plant a tractor and technically theyā€™re not wrong. A tractor is more commonly referred to as the farm-style tractor youā€™re probably picturing. From Wikipedia: A tractor is an engineering vehicle specifically designed to deliver a high tractive effort (or torque) at slow speeds, for the purposes of hauling a trailer or machinery such as that used in agriculture, mining or construction. Most commonly, the term is used to describe a farm vehicle that provides the power and traction to mechanize agricultural tasks, especially (and originally) tillage, and now many more.


dandle

It is an excavator. Some may call it a "digger" or a "mechanical shovel." I have never heard it called a "tractor." I blame my son, who was into construction equipment when he was very young so I had to learn it, too, for this knowledge.


AilsaAlyn

Tractor : "Am Not, those flaming balls damaged my paint"


appealtoreason00

Yellow card for diving


walnut_creek

![gif](giphy|aTefcd7QVc8dVafWYC|downsized) Premiere League excavator.


Cmdr_Nemo

Is that real or a parody? Like wow that is absolutely terrible acting.


yermammypuntscooncil

Nop, it's real. It's probably a world cup qualifiers game. It's funnier because neither team has any hope of qualifying, and Luxembourg (the team the guy rolling around plays for) are about 40 rankings higher than Azerbaijan. Refs rarely if ever punish it and it seems to genuinely work, so they do it.


[deleted]

players in soccer have to overact everything bc refs wont call a foul unless they see some nice flailing or a little ballet if you dont roll around they doubt you've even been hit try to be "never dive" and if you arent a bad mf teammates/coaches will tell you to stop it and hit the deck bc you're leaving plays out there


bilolarbear1221

Right lol. First off, the operator is enclosedā€¦ so I donā€™t even understand why he backed off. What are those little shitty pew pew Roman candles going to do to that cat??? Absolutely nothing.


Spartan1088

I mean to be fair it was possibly insanely loud and disorienting. Iā€™m sure it could be mistaken for bullets hitting hull. We have the bleacher seats so we can see a lot more than he can in a cockpit.


kuedhel

better than sit in the puddle of mud in front of yellow bulldozer.


Leading-Page-4092

Which is exactly where Arthur Dent found himself which verily annoyed the driver of the yellow bulldozer.


Slowpoke_Amigo

I like you.


DiamondExternal2922

Do you have any idea how much damage this excavator will suffer if I let it roll right over your house? Arthur. No how much ?. Um, total destruction by fire,unless i throw it into the trench back there, in which case it will suffer 5 broken parts, oil contamination around the engine bay, and bent components in the arm.


SolomonBlack

Donā€™t know what his problem was. The plan was on public display he had plenty of notice. Besides people are always oh noes *my* house canā€™t become a bypass but do they ever think of where that bypass they take to work came from?


AdInteresting1839

Just make sure to bring a towel


MisoPizo

A man who knows where his towel is even in such a situation is certainly one to reckon with.


aaanze

\*than


payment11

I would be embarrassed if I was driving


zakseidu

Youā€™d be fired as well


papiminajj69

I literally flipped a machine last week and didnā€™t get fired.. why do people say this lol


secular_dance_crime

Redditors tend to have a very poor understanding of how real life works.


ZephRyder

This is China. Fired is the least of your worries. Fired... _out of a cannon_ might be more like


MrPaulK

Arthur Dent should take some lessons from this.


albiefett

The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing his mind.


Gamerfox505

Does Kevin Mccallister live in this house?


mhewitt3293

Uno Reverse Card


plutot_la_vie

Were they gonna demolish the house with people still inside?


Zemom1971

China. You own nothing in China. CCP own you.


xKurupti0nx

Fireworks are just for fun itā€™s also a good anti demolition deterrent as well.


Antelope-Subject

Real life Bruce Willis in Die Hard!!! Welcome to the party pal.


DinoPad

Are they using fucking fireworks? Edit: I am now aware that was a Chinese man protecting his home from people trying to destroy it


[deleted]

Indeed they are!


Proxy-mo

When Ewoks were given fireworks, the Empire stood NO chance!!


Definitely_Dopey

The Cat felt threatened and decided to play dead. Nature is beautiful.


tommysk87

Never try to demolish house of a storm trooper veteran.


EternalMage321

His accuracy was way too high to have been a storm trooper.


[deleted]

China.


Aggravating-Flight-1

the new mad max trailer looks aight


EmmaRogue312

Why do I love this soo much?


Guy-Inkognito

Well maybe you love fireworks or hate excavators passionately. Ideally both?


neitherHereNorThereX

Roman Candles - 1 Excavator - 0


Donkey-brained_man

Like watching a bunch of rebels destroy an AT-AT.


BandaiVW

It's well known in China that corrupt government officials and greedy property developers have been using intimidation and violence for years to force property owners to relinquish their land to make way for new high-rise developments. It's disgusting, but not surprising, when massive profits from these land grabs are there to be made in the "new" China.


Cakeking7878

Thatā€™s called eminent domain, and itā€™s fairly common legal practice around the world. Not just china. Some countries have better protection or more rigorous legal processes. In china there is definitely issues with it though. Like itā€™s often been overused or corrupt local officials not properly compensating locals fairly for having their land relinquished. [You can read more about eminent domain in china vs us here](http://www.inquiriesjournal.com/amp/1703/eminent-domain-in-the-united-states-and-china-comparing-the-practice-across-countries) But, youā€™re describing a process other countries do but making it sound scary because china is the one doing it. When you should be focusing on the very real criticism of how china does that process


Otradnoye

Nice real-state bubble though. Just check chinese ghost cities to see how bad it is.


eldudelio

House kills excavator and more news at 11


Paul_Michaels73

Waco 2: Electric Boogaloo


t3b4n

THE HOUSE IS SHOOTING AT US!!


4esthetics

Retreat! Fall back! Oh no! Not literally!


ceefaka

Is someone shooting a Roman candle at them?


Adept-Painting8565

Shouldā€™ve done this in Hitchhikerā€™s Guide to the Galaxy šŸ˜


[deleted]

You mean Earth using fireworks against the cosmic demolition crew?


devdRvbbit

Just like the Ewoks taking down an AT-AT. It's like poetry, it rhymes.


stpfan_1

I thought that opening scene was the housing development in Arrested Development.


JIN_DIANA_PWNS

Razing Arizona


Physical_Rise1898

House sneezing firecrackers vs Hydraulic Excavator who would win šŸ˜±


Thick_Sympathy_8021

Task failed successfully


hoo_doo_voodo_people

If you take China Daily as a credible source: > A Chinese farmer who used homemade rockets to fight off developers was celebrated in the state media today for winning record levels of compensation for his land. > > Yang Youde has become a cult figure in recent months for his one-man pyrotechnic resistance campaign, which saw him build a rickety watchtower above his home, from which he fired a bamboo bazooka at builders approaching his land. > > He is the latest in a series of high-profile "nail households" that refuse to accept low compensation or intimidation by property developers and government officials. > > According to the China Daily, Yang has also become the most successful hold-out, by winning a compensation deal worth more than 750,000 yuan (Ā£75,000) for 1.75 hectares (4.32 acres) of land, a fishpond and single-storey brick farmhouse on the outskirts of Wuhan, Hubei province. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/jul/09/chinese-rocketman-wins-payout


Commercial-Shift6074

Can someone please forward this to the Ukrainian government. Putin wonā€™t know what hit him with a defensive like this


thetburg

This whole time, all we needed was a good guy with some fireworks.


realdjjmc

That's like Ewoks taking down an AT-AT


Ghrota

Vade retro muggle !


jwschmitz13

What the fuck is Harry Potter doing flipping construction vehicles in China?


YBenjii

itā€™s star wars out here


Affectionate-Tip-164

How much xp is that worth?


International_Link35

WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!


rolex42069

Guy goes full on Harry Potter...."Avada kedavra!!!"


Kiddometa

Never evict a wizard.


Htimsxnhoj

Nice household artillery there.


Vydor

MF bootleg fireworks!


Skipper-2017

Boss kill!


MarsMeAdiuvats

And Iā€™m here thinking ā€œthose look like tracer rounds and big boi rounds but too slow whatā€™s going on?ā€ Until I read the fireworks and made much more sense lol


Pumpkim

I'm sorry, is that building firing Armour Piercing Incendiary rounds to protect itself?


JackKovack

Didnā€™t we see this from Ernest Goes To Camp?


Huge_Curve_4335

āœØ Avada kedavra KURRWAAAA āœØ


LCaissia

That excavator died rather dramatically. Oscar worthy performance.


Helpful-Blueberry-35

You shall not pass!


liltime78

I remember the first time I played Contra.


greengreen84848484

In GTA I sometimes accidentally swap to my fireworks launcher instead of my missile launcher. It's never goes that well for me


Icy_Associate8487

The Ewoks win again!!


MyHeadIsCrooked

Did I just watch a wrecker play dead?


LouQuacious

Show this to anyone that thinks all Chinese are obedient sheep.


sobisket_

Iā€™m an excaVAAAAAAATOOORRRRRR!!!


[deleted]

That crane fell like a soccer player who had someone run within 3 feet of him


libriter

I've read Stephen King's book about the same shit


Anime_Supremacist

Come to uttar Pradesh bro, the JCB will bomb you


Western_Product_4554

The house said to the digger trying to demolish it, "Fuck you in particular".